Transmorphers (2007) Reviews

	Damon R.

1 out of  1  people found this review helpful

I didn't expect much from this movie, and that's what I got. Bad plot, bad acting, bad editing, bad cinematography, bad (and sometimes non-existent ) special effects, and horrible sound. This movie had it all! The only movie worse than this would be Alien vs Hunter.

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	Mancheol F.

1 out of  1  people found this review helpful

Is this movie good? Well, not a good movie by any means but it has some amusing moments like the laughable CGI robots, the actors pretending to fire their weapons without the special effects, and of course the acting. Don't take this film seriously and you'll be sure to have a blast laughing throughout the whole picture.

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	Curtis M.

1 out of  1  people found this review helpful

As Simon (American Idol) says, "It was the absolute worst thing I've ever bloody seen". The acting was Third grade school level. The special effects were Fourth grade. And the plot made no sense for any elementary grade. This movie deserves an ( F ) minus. I have not seen Catwoman with Halle Berry but it has to be Casablanca compared to this.

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	Brian H.

1 out of  1  people found this review helpful

The first 2 minutes were cool, but it went downhill from there. They could only afford about 3 cheesy cgi scenes - the rest was simply bad actors talking about whatever.

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	Susan R.

2 out of  3  people found this review helpful

U people ARE CRAZY THIS MOVIE IS RETARTED THE SOUND WAS OFF FROM MOUTHS AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WHERE SPECIAL ED ALL AND ALL THIS MOVIE WAS A 1 out of 10 PS ever hear of transformers

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	David F.

0 out of  0  people found this review helpful

WARNING - - this is a MOCKBUSTER put out by THE ASYLUM. This video is a knock off both in title or theme or both. They do no original or quality work. There is commonality in all of THE ASYLUM films however - - none of them are worth watching - - BAD PLOT / BAD SCRIPT / BAD ACTING / BAD AUDIO BACKGROUND / BAD AUDIO RECORDING / BAD CGI / BAD VIDEO SPLICING - - - just BAD, BAD, BAD. The only entertainment value you will likely find is a competition with others to see who can count the most mistakes or the most cheesy lines, stolen sound effects and poor imagry. Unfortunately, this video rental company doesn't warn us of crappy videos - - I think they are more interested in inflating their video selection count for comparisons to their competition. I have seen a few reviewers provide relatively high ratings on some of the Asylum videos - - I can only conclude they are either high on something, or have a financial interest in luring more gullible viewers in. You've been warned!

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	Justin A.

0 out of  0  people found this review helpful

Could be worse.......or could it?

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	Blake M.

0 out of  0  people found this review helpful

Just terrible

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	Gregg M.

2 out of  7  people found this review helpful

I am reviewing the best movie I have seen to date. Transmorphers will be hard to top. Where should I begin the special (ed) effects, ikea garbage bag holders spray painted silver to make the walls look super sci-fi, the triangles vs. dots radar screen (move aside pong), lasers that has only been rivaled by SNL's laser cats 1 through 3D, the robots which in all fairness will have the unfortunate doom of being compared to their higher budget cousin the Go Bots, great sayings you can bring to the office like "Orders are given to be eaten before dinner", the weapons that look like staplers, but before I make this sentence run on too long I must close with the acting in Transmorphers I must say that most of these actors must be accustomed to staring in movies to which they have no lines. in closing rent Transmorphers it will change your life, blow you mind and save us all!!!!!!

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	Peter J.

1 out of  6  people found this review helpful

Just a correction on that last review since you were so obviously in love with this movie it's " Orders were meant to be eaten before the main course". This movie is well worth your rental fee in fact go out and buy it show it to all your friends.

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