Two Hitmen  (2007)

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Two Hitmen

Two recent high school graduates unsatisfied with their stagnant lives concoct a plan to become high profile guns for hire in this independent comedy starring Chris Ferrarini and Ernie Sloman. Brody and Craig may have graduated from high school, yet they both still seem hopelessly locked in that irresponsible teenage mindset that dictates it's perfectly acceptable to get stoned and play video games all day. When they're not sweeping floors at the local movie theater or hitting the bong while playing Nintendo Baseball, the increasingly bored slackers can usually be found fawning over the local females or watching such brutal crime classics as Pulp Fiction. Inspired by the romanticized violence that flickers before them on the small screen, Brody and Craig vow to liven things up by enlisting the help of three equally lame-brained friends to form a fledgling hit squad. Unfortunately for all involved, killing isn't as easy as certain films and television shows might lead one to believe. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide