Andy Sidaris Movies

In this saucy parody of The Blair Witch Project, four sorority girls -- Nikki (Nikki Fritz), Chloe (Julie K. Smith), Lori (Lorissa McComas), and Toni (Antonia Dorian) -- head out to the mountains to find out the truth about the local legend of the Bare Wench. It isn't long before the gals get lost, run out of food, and begin succumbing to the fear that they're doomed. They're convinced that the supernatural powers of the Bare Wench will soon overtake them, so they obey the local custom that says the Wench can't attack you if you're naked. The Bare Wench Project also features a cameos from filmmaker Andy Sidaris -- and Julie Strain as the Bare Wench herself. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

A specially trained team of lean, mean and exceptionally large-breasted female commandos go undercover in Hollywood to bust up the operations of a bikini-clad crime goddess who has been overseeing a diamond smuggling ring, a cadre of computer hackers, and a ring of pornographers. In typical fashion for '90s king of the "B"'s Andy Sidaris, this actioner features plenty of exposed mammary glands, erotic dancing, fighting, explosions and gunfire. The villains include a Chinese kung fu expert/Elvis impersonator and real-life professional wrestler Marcus Bagwell as the pornographer. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

In this sexploitation action film, a group of good-looking special agents, including Playboy centerfolds Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez are engaged in a struggle to outwit their sinister enemy Martin Kane (R.J. Moore), before he outwits them. Part of an ongoing series of films, this movie was filmed in Hawaii. ~ Iotis Erlewine, Rovi

Two undercover federal agents (Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez, both former Playboy playmates) are captured by their nemesis Kaneshiro, a big-time crime lord (Pat Morita). Instead of killing them, Kaneshiro plays a cat-and-mouse game involving six separate assassin teams. ~ John Bush, Rovi

Girls, guns, and gold are the key ingredients of this action adventure drama. Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) are a pair of beautiful D.E.A. agents working out of Hawaii. After their successful efforts in cracking a major drug ring, Donna and Taryn are recruited to deliver some badly-needed vaccine to the Philippines. However, their mission of mercy takes a sharp left turn when the agents fall into the middle of a plot by Capt. Andreas (John Aprea) to recover a fortune in gold which was stolen by the Japanese during WWII and hidden on an island off the coast of the Philippines. Leading ladies Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton were both centerfold models for Playboy magazine, and director Andy Sidaris gives them plenty of opportunity to display the charms that made them famous; this was their third picture together as Donna and Taryn, and while Carlton would drop out of the series after this movie, Speir would star as Donna in another four films for Sidaris. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. Luckily for all the good guys, Special Agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss) has a bazooka, and he knows how to use it. And unluckily for Seth, that nasty snake has broken out of its box. ~ Buzz McClain, Rovi

Coach of the Year is the pilot film for a potential Robert Conrad TV series. Conrad plays Jim Brandon, formerly a star athlete, now a wheelchair-bound Vietnam vet. The embittered, self-involved Brandon is hired to coach a team of teenagers at a correctional facility. Once he's "reached" these so-called incorrigibles, Brandon begins to see his own life in a different light. The film was co-produced by John Ashley of Filipino horror-flick fame. Originally titled The Coach, then 4 Down Behind Bars, Coach of the Year debuted December 20, 1980. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

The body of a murdered bookkeeper is found in a cheap motel, and a prostitute and her procurer are accused of the crime. Kojak doesn't buy this, deducing that the killing was done by a professional. Trouble is, he can't prove his theory so long as the FBI is also on the case, impeding Kojak's investigation to serve the Bureau's own ends. The guest cast ranges from Broadway veteran Robert Alda (father of M*A*S*H star Alan Alda) to B-movie stalwart Gregory Walcott (Plan 9 From Outer Space). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi