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John Schouweiler Movies

2012  
PG13  
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SNOW (Shanley Caswell) was stunned when her FATHER (Eric Roberts) remarried. Still hurt and reeling, Snow began a cycle of bad behavior. Resentful of the tension Snow has caused in the house, her stepmother LINDA (Maureen McCormick), convinces her father to send Snow away to a discipline camp. Snow learns that the camp has a history. There had been a murder there years prior and the prime suspect, one of the campers, disappeared into the woods never to be found again. When Snow starts to suspect that someone is watching from a distance& stalking them& she wonders if the killer may have returned. Soon, campers start dying off. Snow's stepmother uses the camp's troubled history as an excuse to get Snow out of the picture. She's been killing the campers one by one and now Snow is next!

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Starring:
Shanley CaswellEric Roberts, (more)
 
2012  
 
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Danny Coogan and his girlfriend Beth team with a weather-beaten police sergeant and Toulon's puppets in order to prevent the evil Commandant Moebius from creating an army of unstoppable Nazi soldiers in the most ambitious installment of the Puppet Master saga to date. Having just prevented the destruction of an American arms plant by Nazi forces, Danny and Beth discover that Commandant Moebius has stolen one of Toulon's puppets with the intention of extracting its animating serum. From that serum, he will create a new army of deadly puppets and dispatch them on a mission to assassinate the American General Porter - striking a crucial blow to Allied forces. But as the new race of Nazi puppets prepare to carry out their diabolical mission, Blade, Jester, Pinhead, and Leech Woman unveil a secret weapon that could win the battle once and for all. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2012  
 
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Three filmmakers hired to shoot a behind-the-scenes feature for a big Hollywood production encounter an otherworldly evil while exploring an abandoned hospital with a dark history. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2009  
 
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Seven students participating in an experiment designed to eliminate the sensation of pain begin to question the validity of the study after arriving at a remote institute and realizing that their numbers are dwindling fast. Greeted at the institute by eccentric scientist JB Divay, the students view their host's fascination with hypnosis, clocks, and cactuses as simple personality quirks. Before long, however, the frightened lab rats discover that Divay is far from the harmless crackpot she first appeared to be. Later, when one of the students finds his boyfriend strapped to a table beneath a giant pendulum, he must race to prevent Divay from finishing her final experiment. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Loriele NewStephen Hansen, (more)
 
2008  
R  
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Years after an unsolved murder at Sunnydale High, the most popular students in class are summoned back to the school for a surprise reunion, only to find themselves at the mercy of a relentless killer who holds all the answers. Sunnydale was never the same after Leslie got killed on prom night. These days, the school is shut down and the hallways are eerily empty. But someone captured the crime on videotape, and when the former football star, his pretty girlfriend, the vicious flirt, the juvenile delinquent, and the practical joker are summoned back to the school, it's only a matter of time before the truth is revealed. Only one thing is for certain as the body count starts to rise -- finding this videotape is going to be murder. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1997  
PG13  
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Co-written by Jonathan Tolins and based on his original stage play, this Showtime drama concerns the possible role of genetics in determining sexual orientation. Suzanne Gold (Jennifer Beals), a medical-school dropout who manages a clothing store, marries genetic researcher Rob Stein (Jon Tenney), the son of Orthodox Jews who disapprove of what they perceive as their son's meddling with God's prerogatives. When Rob submits his and Suzanne's unborn son to his colleagues' experimental test procedures, the baby appears to have a 90 percent chance of being homosexual. Suzanne confides to her mother, Phyllis (Faye Dunaway), that she fears for the added burden her new family will face. Mom's got a big mouth, and before long Suzanne's father, Walter (Garry Marshall), and gay brother, David (Brendan Fraser), are weighing in with their conflicting opinions about whether or not Suzanne should abort the child and what such an action would mean about David's place in the family. The strain of such a decision ruptures existing fault lines in both the Gold family and Suzanne's marriage, culminating in revelation, transformation, and a group hug. ~ Brian J. Dillard, Rovi

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Starring:
Jennifer BealsJon Tenney, (more)
 
1994  
 
This science fiction adventure, set in the future, depicts an Earth so polluted that people must live underground to avoid the deadly air. It is the sequel to 1989's Circuitry Man. In this new world, people who once would have plugged into drugs for illicit fun, now turn on with computer chips. The evil Plughead, a biosynthetic man, has a revolutionary chip that allows humans to live a decade beyond normal life expectancy but to manufacture it they must torture innocent people until they die. Plughead has no problem with that; in fact, he rather enjoys it. Plughead's nemesis, Danner is also a biosynthetic man, but he is a good guy. FBI agent Kyle is using Danner to help her find Plughead. Together they travel to a barren desert in search of their foe. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Vernon WellsDeborah Shelton, (more)
 
1993  
 
In this awful black comedy, an aging bank robber tries to pull off one final caper. Things go awry and he ends up staying in a raunchy hotel. The crime is well-publicized, but fortunately the equally seedy residents there keep mum. Unfortunately, they are determined to literally nickel and dime him to death by making him pay dearly for even the smallest favors. Things look bleak until a kindly hooker falls in love with him. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Patrick DempseyLisa Bonet, (more)
 
1992  
R  
Set in a poisonous, ruined and anarchic 21st-century world ruled by amoral mutants, this "Road Warrioresque" adventure centers on the attempts of a motley band of travelers to cross the desiccated badlands in hopes of finding a mythical city where civilization and order make life peaceful and safe. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Michael IronsideVanity, (more)
 
1991  
R  
The supernaturally animated demonic puppet creations of a mad puppeteer spring back to life in hopes of reanimating their master with an ancient Egyptian formula that utilizes brain serum in this gory horror thriller. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Elizabeth MacLellanCollin Bernsen, (more)
 
1991  
R  
This entry in the horror thriller series shows how the mad French puppeteer Toulon created his supernaturally animated demonic marionettes. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Guy RolfeSarah Douglas, (more)
 
1991  
R  
Once again someone from the future has come back to create an army of Trancers, human zombies who do what they're told without question or pause. Now officer Jack Deth, a cop from the future stranded in the past, must once again go forth to stop them. This sci-fi action sequel chronicles his courageous actions as he struggles to save the future. His difficulties are compounded when his boss sends his first wife back from the future to help Deth who has unfortunately, married a 20th-century girl. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim ThomersonHelen Hunt, (more)
 
1990  
R  
Set in the year 2030, the film concerns a rebel movement led by Lathan Hooks (Ralph Waite), who is dedicated to the riddance of the conservative corporate machine which rules America. ~ John Bush, Rovi

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Starring:
Paul GanusMegan Ward, (more)
 
1990  
R  
In this special-effects-laden sci-fi thriller, a classical pianist commits suicide by diving off a building after the five men who gang raped her are released. Fortunately, her brother is a talented scientist who rebuilds her broken body and turns her into a cyborg killer programmed to get revenge in gory and inventive ways. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Clare WrenBruce Davison, (more)
 
1990  
R  
Set in a grim post-WW III America, this sci-fi fantasy tells the story of a woman attempting to sell black-market computer chips that allow patrons to experience the nearly forgotten pleasures of sex and drugs. She is hanging out with the gang she works for in a local nightclub when the police raid the joint. She manages to escape and decides to double cross her gang and sell the chips for herself. But first she must escape both the police and the gangsters and make it to the New York underground. She is helped out when she runs into Plughead, an android covered with electrical outlets. He uses these to tap in to the fantasies of other people. The soundtrack by Deborah Holland provides a highlight. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Jim MetzlerDana Wheeler-Nicholson, (more)
 
1989  
R  
Ghettoblaster immediately gets down to business with a frightening montage of urban gang violence. Richard Hatch plays Travis, a survivor of the ghetto who returns home to find that his "hood" is a hotbed of criminal activity (he didn't know this when he left?) Fortunately, Travis is more than a match for the punks who terrorize the local citizenry. He himself becomes a marked man when he falls in love with Gina (Diane Moser), the object of gang leader Jesus' (Del Zamora) affections. Before the film has run its course, Trask has become a one-man vigilante unit against the forces of evil, much to the dismay of ineffectual police officer and self-styled "champion of the people" Mike Henry (Richard Jaeckel). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
R  
In this comedy, the members of the Shakers, an aspiring rock band, perform at a series of weird and wacky weddings. ~ Iotis Erlewine, Rovi

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Starring:
William KattJoyce Hyser, (more)
 
1988  
R  
In this routine actioner, Sergeant Mark Stryker (Richard Young) is framed for murder by the scheming politician Nguyen HuuTri (Joonee Gamboa) in war-torn Saigon. Stryker uncovers evidence that the series of murders he is blamed for were committed by heroin dealers in cahoots with Tri. The wrongly accused sergeant enlists the help of pretty Associated Press reporter Jean Lassiter (P.J. Soles) to help with the probe. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi

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Starring:
Richard YoungP.J. Soles, (more)
 
1988  
R  
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This comical, erotic sci-fi adventure is every nerd's fantasy come true as it tells the story of ultra-geeky Wesley Littlejohn who readily volunteers to participate in his voluptuous substitute biology professor Ms. Xenophia's (an alien from outer space) extra credit research experiment. Once in her lab, Drax, her faithful assistant jabs him with a needle and suddenly wimpy Wesley becomes the campus stud-muffin and finds himself surrounded by cooing crowds of scantily clad coeds. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Judy LandersOlivia Barash, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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With a title like Assault Of The Killer Bimbos, the viewer gets pretty much what he or she would expect: a dumb-but-hip instant cult favorite that knows - and revels in - its limitations. Christina Whitaker and Elizabeth Kaitan are the two lead, er, bimbos, who are working as go-go dancers in a dead-end nightclub when their boss is murdered. When the two girls are accused of the crime, they hit the road for Mexico, picking up yet another bimbo along the way, along with three beach bums, and engaging in various adventures as they attempt to expose the real killers. First-time director Anita Rosenberg delivers a certain amount of wit, getting the most out of her low-rent cast, and the film's self-awareness goes a long way toward making it more palatable than one might expect. ~ Don Kaye, Rovi

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Starring:
Christina WhitakerElizabeth Kaitan, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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This parody of horror movies centers upon an impish little genie who was accidentally released from its bowling-trophy home by a lively group of curvaceous coeds after they end up trapped in a shopping mall. To stop the mischievous demon, the girls team up with a few geeky nerds. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Linnea QuigleyMichelle Bauer, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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From the prolific (if not particularly inspired) "B"-movie cheese factory of Charles Band, this sci-fi/horror morsel is set during a nuclear/biological war, and involves an AWOL military team (including the ubiquitous Linnea Quigley) as they take shelter from the relentless acid rain in an abandoned research facility. As it turns out, the building is not abandoned at all but the happy home of legions of greasy, oversized rats and an outrageously drippy man-in-a-rubber-suit monster. The K-Y-covered creep is clearly one of Alien's countless bastard offspring... but the similarities don't stop there, as several intrepid troopers take to the air vents to flush out the belligerent beastie. Veteran exploitation director David De Coteau tries to keep things interesting by rounding up practically every science fiction and horror cliche ever invented (there's even a killer baby that's a dead ringer for the It's Alive! tyke) and drenching everything with blood, slime and alien saliva -- but the abundant goop still can't disguise the fact that there's nothing worthwhile underneath. ~ Cavett Binion, Rovi

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Starring:
Linnea QuigleyKen Abraham, (more)