Ted V. Mikels Movies
Born Theodore Vincent Mikacevich in 1929, colorful Oregon native Ted V. Mikels, with his distinctive handlebar mustache and famed for his unorthodox lifestyle, is one of the most eccentric and endearing figures in the cult horror pantheon. Beginning his entertainment career at age 15 as a stage magician and ventriloquist, the young Mikels moved to California in the 1950s, where he learned every aspect of the film business by working as a stunt man, editor, sound technician, cinematographer, and even music composer on films directed by figures such as Andre de Toth and Andrew V. McLaglen. In 1963, he directed his first feature, Strike Me Deadly. The film was made in Oregon to keep the budget reasonable, yet Mikels was forced to repeatedly mortgage his home to complete it. Although it played in theaters for years, he never saw a penny, teaching him a bitter lesson about the necessity for securing distribution rights as an independent producer.Undaunted, the enterprising director explored various exploitation genres in films such as The Black Klansman, Agent for H.A.R.M., and The Girl in Gold Boots throughout the decade, earning enough money to continue from his work in television, documentaries, industrial films, and commercials. It was during this time that Mikels purchased an old castle in Las Vegas, where he lived with as many as seven different women at a time. One of the "castle women" was Tura Satana, who had acted in Russ Meyer's cult classic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966). She appeared in Mikels' first horror film, a disjointed affair called The Astro-Zombies, which also featured a bewildered John Carradine, woefully inept monsters, and MASH star Wayne Rogers as a co-producer. It quickly became one of the most beloved titles in the burgeoning cult for low-budget, laughably bad horror films.
Mikels cemented his reputation among such other dubious trash luminaries as Andy Milligan, Ray Dennis Steckler, and Al Adamson with his best-known film, 1972's The Corpse Grinders. Made on a shoestring budget, this jaw-dropping spectacle told the tale of grave robbers selling human meat as cat food after feeding them through a "diabolical machine" resembling a cardboard box dispensing hamburger meat. In the film, cats develop a taste for human flesh after eating the food, resulting in several ludicrously staged feline attacks. The film's originality, risible production values, and unbelievably bad effects made it an instant trash classic, making it a grind-house staple for over a decade.
After his next horror film, a tame, PG-rated occult effort with the wonderfully exploitative title Blood Orgy of the She-Devils (shot in his famous castle), Mikels' productivity fell and he turned to action films and television work again. For the next three decades, Mikels continued to work steadily, however, occasionally directing such moderately successful efforts as The Doll Squad and Ten Violent Women, but never again commanding the sort of attention he received in the late '60s and early '70s. Even Mikels' late-'90s sequel to The Corpse Grinders was generally ignored, but his early films continue to play at festivals and, despite their dubious quality, are testament to the sort of twisted ingenuity necessary to sustain an independent film career spanning half a century. Mikels has been profiled in a British television documentary, runs his own website, and has distributed cult films by other directors (The Undertaker and His Pals, The Worm Eaters, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things) through his Geneni distribution company. In 2001, Mikels was busy filming Mark of the Astro-Zombies, again with Tura Satana. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide
Vampira: The Movie director Kevin Scott Michaels explores the remarkable career of independent cinema pioneer Ted V. Mikels in this documentary that manages to squeeze sixty years of cinematic innovation into one informative and entertaining film. The director of such beloved cult classics as The Astro-Zombies, The Worm Eaters, The Doll Squad, and The Corpse Grinders, Mikels gives his fans a tantalizing glimpse into his tried-and-true filmmaking techniques by demonstrating how to shoot a scene with actresses Masuimi Max and Black Betty, and then inviting the viewer into his studio for a look at his editing facilities. Additional conversations about the film industry, the fine art of showmanship, and his time spent living in an enormous mansion with a small harem of women reveal the true essence of this maverick filmmaker, and interviews with various actors who have worked with Mikels over the years highlight just what a formidable creative force he truly is. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Ted V. Mikels
Cult horror icon Ted V. Mikels (Astro-Zombies, Blood Orgy of the She Devils) returns to the director's chair for this infernal tale of terror that finds Satan's minions vying for ultimate control over mankind. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Nina O'Reilly, Bill Carter, (more)
The Lotus Cat Food Company is up to its old tricks again, and this time some feline visitors from another planet arrive on planet Earth to add an interesting twist to the tale in director Ted V. Michaels belated sequel to the 1972 cult classic The Corpse Grinders. The nephews of the original Lotus Cat Food Company has discovered the secret of their uncles' success, and it's not long before they fire up the old corpse grinding machine and prepare to rake in the cash. There's a new breed of feline in town these days though, and once these man-sized cat-people from outer space acquire a taste of this unique brand of cat food, their preference for flesh may put the entire human race in peril. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Andy Freeman
Also released under the title Angel of Vengeance, this film follows the struggle of a young woman as she draws upon her father's experience as a Green Beret to fight off the attacks of an evil gang. ~ Iotis Erlewine, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jannina Poynter, David Patrick O'Hara, (more)
This experimental film is about the traumatic and disturbing sexual encounters of Laura Zuckerman (Doreen Ross), a young woman apparently intent on purging her bad memories in a women's restroom in an antiseptic, white-on-white airport. Whereas Laura as a child (Roxanne Holland) or in various stages of adulthood is played by a total of five actresses, a single actor, Terry Logan, plays four different men in Laura's sexual life -- including her father. Multiple roles are played by a few other actors as well. Segments from Laura's past and future go by in color and in black and white as her life is laid before her. Between the traumatic years of her youth when she was gang-raped and subjected to incest, and the jazz pianist she mistakenly marries, there is a lot that Laura needs to forget in this oddly sterile setting. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Terry Logan, Paula Preston, (more)
B-movie specialist Steve Barkett directs this sci-fi shocker about a pair of astronauts who return from a mission in space to discover that the world has been decimated by a nuclear holocaust. Arriving back on terra firma, the two space travelers learn that sadistic despots have horded high-tech weaponry and now reign through fear and violence. Now, in addition to fighting hordes of mutated marauders, the terrified pair will join a resistance movement in a valiant attempt to take back the planet and reestablish civilization. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
B-movie specialist Steve Barkett directs this sci-fi shocker about a pair of astronauts who return from a mission in space to discover that the world has been decimated by a nuclear holocaust. Arriving back on terra firma, the two space travelers learn that sadistic despots have horded high-tech weaponry and now reign through fear and violence. Now, in addition to fighting hordes of mutated marauders, the terrified pair will join a resistance movement in a valiant attempt to take back the planet and reestablish civilization. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
This women's prison drama from exploitation filmmaker Ted V. Mikels concerns female miners who attempt a Vegas jewel heist, only to wind up behind bars. The usual sadistic behavior and shower scenes follow, although this one is a little more tame than one might expect from the director of The Corpse Grinders -- the women even wear underwear in the shower. Mikels makes an appearance as a fence who dies with a high-heeled shoe through the chest, while Sherri Vernon leads the karate-chopping female cast. The film sat on a shelf for four years before its 1982 release. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sherri Vernon, Dixie Lauren, (more)
Cruise Missile takes its time getting to its much-anticipated climax, but by and large it's worth the wait. Peter Graves heads a special task force, assigned to literally save the world. A wacko has gotten hold of a nuclear cruise missile, and has threatened to touch off World War 3. What possible benefit this will have for the villain is never completely explained; it's enough that it provides a consistent level of suspense. Curt Jurgens and Michael Dante costar in this apocalyptic nailbiter. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Schlockmeister Ted V. Mikels (The Corpse Grinders) produced this dreadful gross-out comedy featuring lots of bad actors consuming live worms onscreen. After the bouncy title rendition of "Nobody likes me/Everybody hates me/Guess I'll go eat worms," the viewer meets Herman Umgar (Herb Robins, who directed and scripted from Nancy Kapner's story), a worm-breeder with a club foot and a German accent. Umgar sneaks a worm-filled cake into a little girl's birthday party, causing the grossed-out guests to run around in sped-up comic style. Umgar's father was killed by his partner, the mayor's father, in 1939, but Umgar actually owns half the town and the mayor is determined to have the worm-breeder committed and take the town for himself. The first worm is eaten in a plate of spaghetti by a woman named Heidi, who turns into a half-worm mutant from the waist down for no apparent reason. Soon, Umgar has several mutants in a wire pen, gobbling like turkeys. The local lake turns red, and then three fishermen show up in Umgar's bedroom, explaining that they are part-worm and "live in peace under the red tide." They came to find mutant worm-women, and Umgar promises to make mates for them while attempting to maintain his land claim. By the time Umgar is force-fed a whole mouthful of worms and the mutants lead an attack on the mayor, the joke has worn off. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herb Robins, Lindsay Armstrong Black, (more)
Self-made low-budget maven Theodore V. Mikels -- the brains behind such bottom-bill drive-in fare as The Corpse Grinders -- shot much of this tediously tacky mess (also known as Female Plasma Suckers) at his castle-like mansion in California. The castle serves as the base of operations for the lascivious witch queen Mara (the exotic Lila Zaborin) and her coven of curvaceous followers, whose weekend pastimes include, among other things, human sacrifices. The title would seem to suggest a kinky good time for Z-movie buffs, but this one is a real groaner, with static shots, fuzzy post-synched sound and shabby lighting. (Judging by those castle digs, Mikels should have been able to afford better equipment.) The end result is an exploitation movie that doesn't bother to exploit anything. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
When a Cape Kennedy space mission is interrupted by terrorists, Senator Stockwell (John Carter) turns to a massive computer for an analyzed report of which secret agents to trust with the case. The electronic brain suggests the Doll Squad, a crack team of highly trained female spies who are as beautiful as they are deadly. Their leader, Sabrina Kincaid (Francine York), is sent to round up the girls, but there's a mole in the Senator's organization, and the first two agents she contacts are murdered. Intelligence reports reveal that the head of the terrorist operation is Eamon O'Reilly (Michael Ansara), an ex-government agent and Sabrina's former lover. O'Reilly sends a carrier pigeon to the Senator with instructions to send back secret nuclear weapon plans, and threatens national disaster if he refuses. The mole is rooted out and the location of O'Reilly's secret island hideout is discovered, so Sabrina rounds up the rest of the Doll Squad and the ladies charter a boat. Once on shore, the girls are kidnapped, and O'Reilly explains his nefarious plans to Sabrina: He is going to spread bubonic plague across the civilized world and rule what is left with supreme power. But if she so desires, he'll inoculate her with the antidote and she will reign by his side as Queen. The Doll Squad fights back, using an arsenal of secret weapons, plastic explosives, and their own seductive charms to defeat O'Reilly's henchmen and save the world. ~ Fred Beldin, All Movie Guide
When the owner of Lotus Cat Food learns that his primary financial backer has pulled out upon completion of their new processing facility, he gets his revenge by stuffing the poor dope into a meat grinder (which looks for all the world like a cardboard box) and packing the end product into the next batch of cat-food cans. Lo and behold, this particular batch flies off the store shelves, coaxing the enterprising fellow to gather up more human cutlets. To this end he convinces a mortician to use his patented pork-flavored embalming fluid, then later packs the preserved bodies off to the grinder (fully dressed!) to make more kitty treats. All goes well until the plan triggers an unforeseen side-effect: the Morrises of the world have suddenly developed a taste for human flesh, and they aren't too finicky about where they get it. This leads to lots of silly scenes of people rolling on the ground shrieking and holding protesting cats to their throats. Grade-Z-quality filmmaking (and darn proud of it) from Ted. V. Mikels, the man responsible for Astro Zombies and Blood Orgy of the She-Devils. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sean Kenney, Monika Kelly, (more)
Rock & roll mayhem characterizes this swinging 1960s musical that chronicles the adventures of a free-wheeling draft dodger who teams up with a biker and his movie-star-wannabe girl friend and heads for Tinseltown. Once there, the biker goes to meet his sister-the-go-go girl and her boss at the local disco. The manager approves of the aspiring starlet's moves and decides he will replace his drug-addicted lead dancer with her. Meanwhile, a club janitor learns that the biker, the club owner and another are murderous dope pushers. This causes trouble for the actress and the draft dodger. After extricating themselves from danger, the evader decides that he must screw up his courage and do his patriotic duty. Songs include: "Do You Want to Laugh or Cry?" "Hello, Michelle," "One Good Time, One Place," "You Gotta Come Down," "Cowboy Santa," "Minnie Shimmy" and "Strange Things." ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This laughably-bad mess stars ubiquitous "Z"-movie journeyman John Carradine as Dr. DeMarco, a loony scientist whose original concept to build a humanoid robot for space missions is fouled somewhat by his choice of a psycho-killer's brain for his first subject. Instead of doing the sensible thing and retiring from the mad-doc profession, DeMarco chooses instead to build another robot to hunt down the last one. His efforts are only slightly hindered by a moronic CIA investigation (led by a hung-over Wendell Corey, in his final screen role) and the meddling of a cabal of communist spies under the direction of slinky dragon-lady Tura Satana (of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!), apparently for the purpose of exploiting the solar-powered astro-man for military reasons. When the doc's lovely former lab assistant (she's since been replaced by a leering hunchback) is attacked by the first robot, he loses his solar cell and narrowly escapes destruction (by holding a flashlight to his head!), but in his hurried exit he leads the CIA right back to DeMarco's lab, where most of the surviving cast members bump each other off. Taking into account the obvious goofy editing (characters are seen standing around waiting for the shot to end) and abominable performances all around, director Ted V. Mikels (of the "Point-N-Shoot" school of filmmaking) would later achieve such cinematic heights as The Corpse Grinders and Blood Orgy of the She-Devils. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Wendell Corey, John Carradine, (more)
Six year-old Davey Cleaves (Danny Martins) is trapped in a moving van with two killers after witnessing a murder in this low-budget crime drama. Bull (Don O'Kelly) is the brains of the outfit, with the spineless Eddie (Harry Dean Stanton) as his vacillating accomplice. The boy is hiding in the van that contains his family's possessions. When the killers stop to bury the dead man, they discover the boy and try to silence the only witness to the crime. Davey runs to the safety of a nearby farmhouse, but Bull convinces the rural rubes that Davey is his runaway son. The police have been notified by Davey's panicked parents and they begin a race against time to find the wayward kid before the killers can silence him. Eddie considers turning himself over to the law just to end the ordeal. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Don O'Kelly, John Carradine, (more)
Beach parties abound in this youthful adventure that centers on two surfers-turned-detective as they look into the mysterious theft of a priceless Chinese scroll. Musical highlights include Little Richard singing "Scuba Party", and The Cascades with "There's a New World Opening for Me". The film is alternately titled Never Steal Anything Wet. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tommy Kirk, Del Moore, (more)
An enterprising undertaker forms an unholy alliance with the owner of a diner in this low-budget exploitation horror film. Macabre humor and terror is combined as the victims of a small town down South are served human flesh at the diner. One of the deceased was named Susie Lamb, and soon the menu advertises leg of lamb as the culinary special of the day. The undertaker takes advantage of the bereaved and charges exorbitant prices for his services before processing their loved ones into lunch meat. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robert Lowery, Ray Dannis, (more)
This melodrama exploits racial tensions with the tale of a light-skinned African-American who impersonates a Caucasian and joins the notorious Ku Klux Klan to get revenge on the bigots who bombed a church and killed his daughter. Soon after joining, the vengeful father begins having sex with the clan leader's daughter. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Gilden, Rima Kutner, (more)
The wife of a commercial artist risks her life to discover the truth about her husband after he is accused of killing a woman. She believes that he could have committed the crime and sets out to prove it after the police are unable to locate a corpus delicti. First she visits her husband's father, a shrink. Just after leaving, she runs into the "corpse" who is very much alive and out to kill her. Fortunately, the wife survives. Unfortunately, her father-in-law isn't so lucky, but before he dies, he recognizes the she-killer as someone he knows all to well. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This obscure softcore sex comedy from cult filmmaker Ted V. Mikels stars Victor Sandor as psychiatrist Dr. Ludwig von Sex, who describes five case histories from his new book, which are re-enacted on screen. There are some clever moments, surprisingly good color photography, and a great looking cast compared to many other nudies of the time. That cast includes a young Marsha Jordan, who would later become one of the few actresses in softcore (along with Uschi Digard and Rene Bond) whose name alone guaranteed an audience. Segments include a haunted house full of naked women and a patient who is actually a dog. While strictly for cult audiences, it's not bad for its type. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Victor Sandor
A wild fire heightens the suspense of this exciting drama in which a ranger and his wife are pursued by a murderer after they witness a killing. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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Ted V. Mikels, director of such low-budget cult items as The Corpse Grinders and The Astro-Zombies, shares some of the secrets he's learned from 30 years in the movie business in this informative documentary. Directing Movies: From Action to Wrap features practical advice from Mikels on financing your project, shooting, post-production, and marketing, as well as offering a look at Mikels' own colorful career. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide






















