Stanley Long Movies
The British "Adventures Of..." series can be described as a dirtier "Carry On" (if such a thing is possible). Christopher Neil plays the title character in 1987's Adventures of a Private Eye. Neil's life is plunged into peril when he agrees to deal with a blackmailer. To achieve his purposes, our hero is obliged to make love to every beautiful girl he meets; it's meant to be satirical, but the laughs often take second place to the heavy breathing. If nothing else, Adventures of a Private Eye treats us to a performance by the delectable 1960s leading lady Suzy Kendall. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Here's another the raunchy British "Adventures" series, released on the heels of Adventures of a Private Eye. Christopher Neil plays the title character, a bloke named Sid South. In course of his job, Sid runs up against thieves, would-be spies, motorcyle salesmen, and a bevy of cute female tennis players. It was perhaps a "given" that he'd also run across a character named Crapper. The delightful Anna Quayle lends a bit of comic dignity to proceedings. Star Neil also wrote the film's incidental music. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
A sexy comedy about the carnal exploits of a cab driver who gets mixed up with gang of jewel thieves. ~ All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Barry Evans, Judy Geeson, (more)
In this sex comedy, a bountiful blonde woman saves a despondent fellow from suicide and teaches him to love life again. Meanwhile a sexy aspiring actress seduces the son of a man whom she believes is a powerful producer, and a cabbie dreams of a world filled with bikini clad women and exotic dancers. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This docu-drama purports to be a serious examination of the trendy pastime of spouse swapping. A deadly serious American psychologist introduces and discusses each segment. In the first one, a wife is forced to disrobe and swim to a houseboat where she must stay for an entire night. In the second sequence, a sexually frustrated couple find the satisfaction they crave with another couple. The wife is most reluctant but it doesn't take her long to become addicted to other men. In a later episode, a wife becomes a hooker to help pay the bills. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
In this exploitation drama, a teenage rock-group fan is so desperate to be with her heroes that she sneaks aboard their van and heads with them for London. Unfortunately for her, the boys are not nice at all and use her as their sex toy and get her addicted to drugs. She then gets in a car crash and more tragedy ensues. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Esme Johns, Billy Boyle, (more)
This docu-drama purports to be a serious examination of the trendy pastime of spouse swapping. A deadly serious American psychologist introduces and discusses each segment. In the first one, a wife is forced to disrobe and swim to a houseboat where she must stay for an entire night. In the second sequence, a sexually frustrated couple find the satisfaction they crave with another couple. The wife is most reluctant but it doesn't take her long to become addicted to other men. In a later episode, a wife becomes a hooker to help pay the bills. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- James Donnelly, Larry Taylor, (more)
The "tomcat" in this British programmer is Anthony Trent. Though engaged to Veronica Lang, Trent can't help but fantasize about other women. Hoping for a quickie, he lounges around London in search of "birds". Nothing much happens in real life--but in his dream world, Trent scores on an average of once every other minute. This mod, mod movie was also released as Mini Weekend. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Set during the Victorian era, the film stars Peter Cushing as a Holmeslike detective on the trail of a serial killer. The mystery angle is minimal, since we know virtually from the beginning that the killer is a gigantic....moth! It seems that Wanda Ventham, daughter of addled scientist Robert Flemyng, has spent too much time in her dad's lab, and can turn herself into a malevolent moth at will. Flemyng tries to mollify Ventham by creating a playmate for her-and the result is two murderous moths. Blood Beast Terror was also released as The Vampire-Beast Craves Blood. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Tom (Anthony Trent) is a teen from London's East End who is obsessed with sex in this adolescent fantasy. Like many testosterone-charged young men, all he has to do is look at a female and he imagines having sex. The thin storyline provides ample opportunity for many young attractive women to turn down Tom in his quest for satisfaction. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Anthony Trent, Veronica Lang, (more)
Made by the then 23-year-old director Michael Reeves, who died after making only one more movie, the notable Witchfinder General (1968), this is an unusual horror film concerning an elderly couple who conduct experiments with mind control, hoping to experience the lost excitements of youth through their subject, a young man whom they have persuaded to become a guinea-pig in the name of science. Once the process has begun however, a conflict ensues between the couple, the woman urging their subject to commit crimes in the pursuit of even greater thrills against the wishes of her husband, which in turn results in a horrific comeuppance for both, the price exacted for meddling in things beyond the province of humanity. With the casting of veteran actor, Boris Karloff in this swinging sixties setting, this is a rare example of the merging of two styles of horror movie-making, the old school which Karloff represented almost gone by the late sixties, a new, grittier contemporary genre waiting to succeed it. ~ Mark Hockley, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Boris Karloff, Catherine Lacey, (more)
This crime drama chronicles the demise of a hapless stripper who ends up gang-raped and killed. The dead woman's best friend, a singer, tells the sordid tale. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This convoluted crime drama chronicles the exploits of an ingenious trio of car thieves who work out of a junkyard. There they write bad checks to the people who sell their cars. A young man is killed in a car and one of the thieves takes the wreck to the yard. There he removes the plates, which say KIL 1, puts them on another wreck of the same make, paints it to look like the other, and then tries to sell it. Meanwhile a mechanic for the mob is discovered sleeping with the thief's girl friend and is beaten up. The mechanic gets revenge by killing the thief. He then steals the newly painted car and sets off with the girl. Unfortunately, the dead boy's father sees the plate, and believing it is his son's car, reports the sighting to Scotland Yard. The news is sent to the Yard inspector assigned to the check fraud scam. Meanwhile the mechanic continues to flee. He sees a police roadblock, and as he tries to avoid it the car careens over a cliff. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Written, directed and co-produced by Arnold Louis Miller, this documentary takes a shallow look at the seamier side of London. Stressing the various ways people try to satiate their loneliness and find a little -- if brief -- companionship, various establishments and hang-outs are visited by the camera. Among many places of business depicted are bars, lounges, dance clubs, a body-building gym, and the like. Also shown is a balding man undergoing hair-replacement surgery and drug abusers and drunks trying to scrape along until they can find the next fix. ~ Kristie Hassen, All Movie Guide
This 55-minute documentary by Stanley A. Long does not offer any new insights or solutions to the issue of vice in London, though it does devote considerable time to showing what that vice is. The world of prostitution is examined, from the recruitment of rural women to the techniques of picking up customers, and from the so-called experts in massage to the overt hooker working the clientele in a near-beer bar. For most people living in the real world, there is not a lot of new information here. For some reason, the dregs of this demi-monde that kill, maim, and deal drugs are nowhere to be seen. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
















