Tim Conway Movies
American actor Tim Conway was born in Willoughby, Ohio, but grew up in the curiously named community Chagrin Falls, a fact that he'd later incorporate for a quick laugh in many of his comedy routines, TV films and movies. After majoring in speech and radio at Bowling Green State University, Conway went into the Eighth Army Assignment Team, where, much in the manner of his later bumbling screen characters, he managed to "misplace" a boat load of 7500 replacement troops. Once the army was through with him (and vice versa), Conway secured a job answering mail for a Cleveland radio deejay; his letters were so amusing that he was given a job as a writer in the promotional department, then went on to direct a TV program called Ernie's Place. Whenever Ernie was short a guest, Conway showed up as "Dag Hereford," a so-called authority on several subjects who'd reveal himself to be a blithering simpleton. Comedienne Rose Marie happened to be in Cleveland in 1961, and upon catching Conway's routine recommended the young erstwhile comic to Steve Allen; Conway redid the Hereford bit for Allen's ABC variety series in the fall of '61, fracturing the audiences (and Allen) in three memorable appearances. Now that he was a full-fledged comic, he knew he couldn't continue performing under his real name, Tom Conway, since that was also the name of a well-known British actor; Allen advised Tom to "dot the O," and thereafter he was known as Tim Conway. In 1962, Conway was engaged to play the Doug Hereford-like role of Ensign Doug Parker on the wartime sitcom McHale's Navy, which lasted six seasons and made Conway a star. The actor made several attempts over the following decades to succeed as a solo TV star (witness his 1967 western comedy Rango on ABC), but none of his post-McHale's Navy series have been anything resembling hits. Still, Conway was always welcome as a supporting comic, and he scored major success with hysterically funny appearances opposite Harvey Korman on The Carol Burnett Show in the 1970s; Conway also enjoyed a measure of success as star or co-star of a number of Disney films and low-budget "regional" comedy pictures like The Prize Fighter (1978) and The Private Eyes (1980). In the late 1980s and 1990s Conway starred in a popular series of satirical "how-to" home videos, playing a diminutive, dim-bulbed Scandinavian named Dorf; he also lent an acclaimed comedic cameo as a driving instructor to the action film Speed 2 (1997), and voiced a series of Christian-themed animated videos entitled Hermie & Friends, with such friends and colleagues as the late Don Knotts and Burnett co-star Vicki Lawrence). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie GuideIn this "Who done it?," a home-schooled detective (Tim Conway) gets to the bottom of a complicated crime (murder, no less) in spite of his goofy self. ~ All Movie Guide
In this family canine comedy, a sequel to Air Bud (1997), Josh Framm (Kevin Zegers) finds it a problem when his widowed mother, Jackie (Cynthia Stevenson), starts seeing the community's new veterinarian, Patrick Sullivan (Gregory Harrison). Sullivan gives a football to Josh's golden retriever Buddy, and the athletic animal is soon girding for the gridiron. Coach Fanelli (Robert Costanzo) adds Josh as back-up quarterback to the jr. high team, and an accident takes Josh off the bench and onto the field. Meanwhile, two devious dognappers (Nora Dunn, Perry Anzilotti) see news footage of Buddy playing basketball and make plans to spirit him away to a Russian circus. Four dogs performed the tricks seen here. The character of Air Bud was created by Kevin DiCicco, but Buddy died not long after the first movie. The original basketball-shooting Buddy, a popular half-time attraction prior to the first film, achieved a lifetime total of some 22,000 baskets. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Kevin Zegers, Cynthia Stevenson, (more)
(Burt Reynolds) as J.J. McClure takes off across the country again in this rickety sequel to Cannonball Run. A sheik has offered $1,000,000 to the first driver to reach a destination in Connecticut from Redondo Beach, California, inspiring J.J. and others to go for the gold. With cameos from more name performers than any dozen films together, (Frank Sinatra and the rat pack, Telly Savalas, Susan Anton, Shirley MacLaine, Jackie Chan, Sid Caesar, Marilu Henner, Catherine Bach, etc., etc., etc.), the movie becomes a pastiche and is executed as though no rehearsals were required, or ever happened. A disparate group of people racing to get a lot of money was first successfully exploited in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, a much better film, and with just as many cameos, in fact. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, (more)
Hosted by the funny lady herself, this compilation video contains four of her favorite vignettes gleaned from her highly-rated, long-running television variety series. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
In this comedy, a man trying to turn away from a life of crime starts performing a little larceny in the interest of helping others. Tom Turner (Greg Kinnear) is a small-time con man who makes the mistake of trying to cheat a pair of undercover cops one night. Fortunately for Tom, his case is heard by a lenient judge who orders him to get a straight job and stay out of trouble; if he can stay employed for a year, his conviction will be wiped from the record. Tom is hired at the Post Office and assigned to the Dead Letter Office, where he and his co-workers Rebecca (Laurie Metcalf), Herman (Tim Conway), and Vladek (Hector Elizondo) try to figure out what to do with the sacks of mail addressed to Santa Claus, Elvis Presley, and God. Against orders, Tom opens one of the letters to God and is moved by the sad story of the woman who sent it. He decides to reply and accidentally mails her his pay check; but when he sees how happy the answer made the recipient, Tom and his co-workers start opening more letters and trying to answer a few prayers that would be within their reach -- which leads Tom back to the courthouse again. Director Garry Marshall has a small role as Preston Sweeney. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Greg Kinnear, Laurie Metcalf, (more)
Part of the popular Dorf series, in which Tim Conway, beloved comedian and staple of The Carol Burnett Show, portrays an eccentric Scandinavian midget named Dorf, Dorf Goes Auto Racing introduces Doozle Dorf, internationally renowned race car champ. Throughout the program, know-it-all Doozle Dorf tells viewers everything he thinks they ought to know about professional auto racing. Loaded with gags, the video features Dorf behind the race car wheel. Richard Petty, Darrell Waltrip, and Kenny Schrader guest star. ~ Betsy Boyd, All Movie Guide
Part of the popular Dorf series, in which Tim Conway, beloved comedian and staple of The Carol Burnett Show, portrays an eccentric Scandinavian midget named Dorf, Dorf and the First Games of Mount Olympus takes viewers back to ancient Greece. Throughout the program, set on Mount Olympus, Dorf competes in the first-ever summer Olympic Games. He tries his clumsy little hand at the discus and other classic events. ~ Betsy Boyd, All Movie Guide
Part of the popular Dorf series, in which Tim Conway, beloved comedian and staple of The Carol Burnett Show, portrays an eccentric Scandinavian midget named Dorf, Dorf on Golf features Derk Dorf, golf expert. Derk demonstrates Dorfian golf technique: how to chip, dive, putt, and how to locate the 19th hole. He also teaches viewers the importance of a proper golf stance, which involves keeping one's head low and elbows tucked in. Turns out, Derk Dorf has invented several outlandish contraptions to help golfers maintain good form. Dork's creepy caddy Leonard adds laughs, as does the famous Boom Boom La Rue. ~ Betsy Boyd, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway
Part of the popular Dorf series, in which Tim Conway, beloved comedian and staple of The Carol Burnett Show, portrays an eccentric Scandinavian midget named Dorf, Dorf's Golf Bible introduces viewers to Dorf's 14 crazy commandments of golf. Know-it-all Dorf demonstrates his silly stance and swing. He even has the ego to boss golf pro Sam Snead around the green. ~ Betsy Boyd, All Movie Guide
Part of the popular Dorf series in which Tim Conway, beloved comedian and staple of The Carol Burnett Show, portrays an eccentric Scandinavian midget named Dorf, Dorf: 'Scue Me features a cast of Dorf favorites. Viewers get reacquainted with Judy's Child, a gourmet chef whose head doesn't quite reach the kitchen counter, and Daryl Dorf, teeny-tiny weight-lifting god. Roger Beatty, Julie Dees, and Jonathon Winters are featured. ~ Betsy Boyd, All Movie Guide
Everyone's favorite diminutive mischief-maker enlists in the United States Marine Corps and the results are pure, unhinged hilarity in this installment of veteran comic Tim Conway's long-running Dorf series. When Dorf was assigned KP duty by Sgt. Fulton (Reb Brown), he never suspected that he would be in danger of becoming the main course. Whistling happily as he dutifully scrubs out the steam vat, Dorf is suddenly trapped inside when two Marine pranksters tired of his merriment put the lid on giant pot. When the cook returns seeing that the lid is replaced, he puts the steam vat on the stove and turns on the heat. All hell breaks loose when Sgt. Fullton discovers what has happened and peeks into the pot, only to find Dorf sitting on his work bench and taking a relaxing steam bath. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway, Reb Brown, (more)
This 90 minute program captures a 1975 TV specials starring the beloved actress and singer Doris Day, which features a number of duets with singer-songwriter John Denver including Sunshine Medley, Exactly Like You, and Follow Me. The special also includes comedy sketches with funnyman Tim Conway, and dance numbers in which Day joins the Lockers dance troupe for some exciting numbers. ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Doris Day, Tim Conway, (more)
This Faerie Tale Theatre (Shelley Duvall) episode is about the man who fell asleep for twenty years, only to awaken an old man. ~ All Movie Guide
In this Disney film, Hank Cooper (Ed Asner) the owner of a losing professional football team, recruits Gus, a Yugoslavian soccer player, to his team. Even though Gus is a mule, he figures the animal can be taught to make field-goal kicks. Despite the outrage of his team, and sabotage efforts by Crankcase, Spinner and Gwymm (Tim Conway, Tom Bosley and Harold Gould), Gus the Mule kicks his team all the way to a championship. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Ed Asner, Don Knotts, (more)

- 2005
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Christmas is just around the corner and the critters of the garden are all eager to sample some of Grannypiller's world-famous fruitcake, but when a pair of greedy cockroaches makes off with the tasty treat the festivities turn sour in this animated effort that attempts to explore the true meaning of Christmas. Though Hermie and friends have gone out of their way to make this the best Christmas ever, the callous act of selfish cockroaches Iggy and Ziggy forces the other garden critters to consider canceling the holiday celebrations all together. Now it's up to Hailey and Bailey to remember the true meaning of Christmas and spread the word about God's gift to all creatures. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway, Don Knotts, (more)

- 2005
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In this animated adventure, Buzby the misbehaving bee is kicked out of the hive for his troublemaking and now he has made the garden his new home. His behavior is no less bothersome there, however, and when Buzby neglects to follow the Garden Golden Rules, it comes time for him to learn about why it is best to follow God's rules about kindness. ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway, Don Knotts, (more)

- 2003
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Hermie and Friends: Flo the Lyin' Fly represents the latest installment in theologian Max Lucado's computer-animated adventures of Hermie the Caterpillar and his insect pals. Featuring the vocal talents of comic greats Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence, and the late, beloved Don Knotts, Flo the Lyin' Fly relays the story of Flo (voiced by Lawrence), a little fly with a big tendency to fib and stretch the truth. Taking as its inspiration Proverbs 19:5, this program entertains children with colorful animated characters, hilarious dialogue, and catchy musical numbers, while teaching them the value of honesty. Additional vocal talents include Frank Peretti as Puffy the Dragonfly, and Christian rock band Third Day as the Water Beetles. ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway, (more)
Filmmaker Max Lucado follows a young caterpillar on an amazing journey through a wonderful world where anything can happen in this spiritually uplifting tale featuring the voices of Tim Conway and Don Knotts. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway, Don Knotts, (more)

- 2006
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The episode of theologian Max Lucado's CG-animated Christian video series Hermie and Friends entitled "Milo: The Mantis Who Wouldn't Pray" concerns Milo, a praying mantis who experiences an upsetting calamity. A thunderstorm destroys Milo's food establishment, The Snack Shack, so devastating the insect that he loses all sense of when and how to pray. Milo mistakenly reasons that he must outdo himself to get God's attention, little realizing that the Lord has been helping him all along. With this release, Lucado continues to unofficially tap the repertory of Carol Burnett Show veterans, by enlisting Richard Kind as the voice of Milo and Hermie regular Tim Conway as the voice of Hermie the Caterpillar. ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tim Conway, Richard Kind, (more)

- 2008
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This edition of Max Lucado's Christian themed children's stories featuring Hermie concerns a trip to summer camp where everyone is bothered by the unpleasant odor emanating from newest camper Stanley the Stinkbug. While everyone attempts to deal with the problem in their various ways, it takes a message from God to make everyone truly understand why Stinky is the way he is. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
This ultra-low-budget slasher film apparently aspires to be a splattery horror parody, but it falls considerably short of its target thanks to a script that fails to exploit the comic possibilities of its premise. Perennial TV geek Toby Radloff plays Harold, a beleaguered simp who suffers constant rejection, embarrassment, and physical abuse at the hands of nearly everyone in town. Chief among his tormentors are a pair of local toughs (Tony Zanoni and Niko DePofi), his pretty but vacuous coworker Sally (Heidi Lohr), and even his own mother (Virginia Scott). After a particularly humiliating day Harold snaps, suffers bizarre hallucinations, and goes on the requisite killing spree. None of this material is presented in an original manner and only serves as a vehicle for some plentiful but amateurish gore effects. Followed by the slightly superior sequel Bride of Killer Nerd. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
Part one of Mad About You's series finale is set approximately 22 years in the future. Mabel Buchman (Janeane Garafolo), grown-up daughter of Paul and Jamie Buchman (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt), follows in her dad's footsteps by producing a documentary film about her family. The starting point is the startling revelation that, thanks to a genealogical snafu, Paul and Jamie were never really married. Originally telecast as an hour-long special, this episode has since been divided into two half hours for syndication. ~ All Movie Guide
This final episode of Mad About You is set approximately 22 years in the future. Mabel Buchman (Janeane Garafolo), grown-up daughter of Paul and Jamie Buchman (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt), follows in her dad's footsteps by producing a documentary film about her family. Several former series regulars and guest stars make cameo appearances as Mabel tries to trace the progress of her parents' marriage after a startling discovery made by Paul's sister Debbie (Robin Bartlett). Series star Helen Hunt directed this one-hour closer, which since its original network telecast has been divided into two half-hour episodes for syndication. ~ All Movie Guide
Fed up with providing room and board for Peg's mom, the Bundys head to Wanker country hoping to persuade Peg's father Ephraim (Tim Conway) to patch things up with his wife. Ephraim agrees, but only if Al (Ed O'Neill) and Bud (David Faustino) will prove their salt by going on a bear hunt. The upshot of all this macho intrigue is a wild climactic sequence wherein all of Chicago is terrorized by a "dead" bruin. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Married. . .With Children opens its tenth season as Bud (David Faustino) moves out of the Bundy household. Dad Al (Ed O'Neill) is delighted that he'll have one less mouth to feed--or at least, he was delighted until he found out that Bud was moving into the Bundy basement. As for Bud's former room, it is now occupied in every sense of the word by Peg's (Katey Sagal) overbearing mom (played by a never-seen Kathleen Freeman), prompting Al to head to Wanker county in hopes of persuading Peg's dad Ephraim (Tim Conway) to reconcile with his wife. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide






















