Tim Conway Movies

American actor Tim Conway was born in Willoughby, Ohio, but grew up in the curiously named community Chagrin Falls, a fact that he'd later incorporate for a quick laugh in many of his comedy routines, TV films and movies. After majoring in speech and radio at Bowling Green State University, Conway went into the Eighth Army Assignment Team, where, much in the manner of his later bumbling screen characters, he managed to "misplace" a boat load of 7500 replacement troops. Once the army was through with him (and vice versa), Conway secured a job answering mail for a Cleveland radio deejay; his letters were so amusing that he was given a job as a writer in the promotional department, then went on to direct a TV program called Ernie's Place. Whenever Ernie was short a guest, Conway showed up as "Dag Hereford," a so-called authority on several subjects who'd reveal himself to be a blithering simpleton. Comedienne Rose Marie happened to be in Cleveland in 1961, and upon catching Conway's routine recommended the young erstwhile comic to Steve Allen; Conway redid the Hereford bit for Allen's ABC variety series in the fall of '61, fracturing the audiences (and Allen) in three memorable appearances. Now that he was a full-fledged comic, he knew he couldn't continue performing under his real name, Tom Conway, since that was also the name of a well-known British actor; Allen advised Tom to "dot the O," and thereafter he was known as Tim Conway. In 1962, Conway was engaged to play the Doug Hereford-like role of Ensign Doug Parker on the wartime sitcom McHale's Navy, which lasted six seasons and made Conway a star. The actor made several attempts over the following decades to succeed as a solo TV star (witness his 1967 western comedy Rango on ABC), but none of his post-McHale's Navy series have been anything resembling hits. Still, Conway was always welcome as a supporting comic, and he scored major success with hysterically funny appearances opposite Harvey Korman on The Carol Burnett Show} in the 1970s; Conway also enjoyed a measure of success as star or co-star of a number of Disney films and low-budget "regional" comedy pictures like The Prize Fighter (1978) and The Private Eyes (1980). In the late 1980s and 1990s Conway starred in a popular series of satirical "how-to" home videos, playing a diminutive, dim-bulbed Scandinavian named Dorf; he also lent an acclaimed comedic cameo as a driving instructor to the action film Speed 2 (1997), and voiced a series of Christian-themed animated videos entitled Hermie & Friends, with such friends and colleagues as the late Don Knotts and Burnett co-star Vicki Lawrence). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
2008  
 
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This edition of Max Lucado's Christian themed children's stories featuring Hermie concerns a trip to summer camp where everyone is bothered by the unpleasant odor emanating from newest camper Stanley the Stinkbug. While everyone attempts to deal with the problem in their various ways, it takes a message from God to make everyone truly understand why Stinky is the way he is. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide

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2007  
 
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Thou Shalt Laugh, Vol. 2: The Deuce captures an evening of stand-up comedy featuring a number of Christian comics. The master of ceremonies for the event is Tim Conway. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayTaylor Mason, (more)
2007  
 
Everyone's favorite diminutive mischief-maker enlists in the United States Marine Corps and the results are pure, unhinged hilarity in this installment of veteran comic Tim Conway's long-running Dorf series. When Dorf was assigned KP duty by Sgt. Fulton (Reb Brown), he never suspected that he would be in danger of becoming the main course. Whistling happily as he dutifully scrubs out the steam vat, Dorf is suddenly trapped inside when two Marine pranksters tired of his merriment put the lid on giant pot. When the cook returns seeing that the lid is replaced, he puts the steam vat on the stove and turns on the heat. All hell breaks loose when Sgt. Fullton discovers what has happened and peeks into the pot, only to find Dorf sitting on his work bench and taking a relaxing steam bath. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayReb Brown, (more)
2006  
 
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The episode of theologian Max Lucado's CG-animated Christian video series Hermie and Friends entitled "Milo: The Mantis Who Wouldn't Pray" concerns Milo, a praying mantis who experiences an upsetting calamity. A thunderstorm destroys Milo's food establishment, The Snack Shack, so devastating the insect that he loses all sense of when and how to pray. Milo mistakenly reasons that he must outdo himself to get God's attention, little realizing that the Lord has been helping him all along. With this release, Lucado continues to unofficially tap the repertory of Carol Burnett Show veterans, by enlisting Richard Kind as the voice of Milo and Hermie regular Tim Conway as the voice of Hermie the Caterpillar. ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayRichard Kind, (more)
2006  
 
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Laugh through a collection of classic comedy clips not seen since originally airing over thirty years ago in this release featuring the very best of beloved comic icon Tim Conway. From Dag Hereford to Dorf, Conway has always had a knack for classic characters. Now fans can find out just how Conway rocketed to stardom as he assumes the role of Dag Hereford, the self-professed expert on everything who isn't afraid to offer his opinions on fine wines, does his best to stay in the saddle as a horserace jockey, and puts the pedal to the metal as an ultra-competitive racecar driver. This is classic Conway, and with a special collection of guest stars including Bing Crosby, Phil Harris, Ernie Anderson, and Kate Smith it's guaranteed to keep longtime fans in stitches while introducing the versatile comic star to a whole new generation of fans. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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2005  
 
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Stanley the Stinkbug Goes to Camp, the sixth episode of Christian theologian Max Lucado's CG-animated children's series Hermie and Friends tells the humorous story of the insect Stanley the Stink Bug, a new arrival at Camp Bug-a-Boo whose fellow campers have difficulty handling his unpleasant stench - until God teaches everyone that Stanley only stinks because of his fear that the others won't like him. This program teaches young viewers that the Lord made each of us special and that we must accept each other in spite of our differences. For two of its lead voices, the film sports the vocal talents of comic greats Tim Conway and the late (and beloved) Don Knotts, who had teamed up years prior in a series of comedy classics for Disney, including The Apple Dumpling Gang, and later headlined and 1979's The Prize Fighter and 1980's The Private Eyes. ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayDon Knotts, (more)
2005  
 
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Christmas is just around the corner and the critters of the garden are all eager to sample some of Grannypiller's world-famous fruitcake, but when a pair of greedy cockroaches makes off with the tasty treat the festivities turn sour in this animated effort that attempts to explore the true meaning of Christmas. Though Hermie and friends have gone out of their way to make this the best Christmas ever, the callous act of selfish cockroaches Iggy and Ziggy forces the other garden critters to consider canceling the holiday celebrations all together. Now it's up to Hailey and Bailey to remember the true meaning of Christmas and spread the word about God's gift to all creatures. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayDon Knotts, (more)
2005  
 
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In this animated adventure, Buzby the misbehaving bee is kicked out of the hive for his troublemaking and now he has made the garden his new home. His behavior is no less bothersome there, however, and when Buzby neglects to follow the Garden Golden Rules, it comes time for him to learn about why it is best to follow God's rules about kindness. ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayDon Knotts, (more)
2005  
NR  
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"A family walks into a talent agent's office..." So begins "The Aristocrats," a joke kept mostly secret by stand-up comedians for decades. An intentionally "bad" joke, the laughs in The Aristocrats aren't in the punch-line (one of the only elements that's the same every time), but in the set-up, made unique by each comedian who tells it in an attempt to fashion the world's dirtiest joke. The cat was finally let out of the bag by Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza, the seasoned funnymen who gathered together a hundred people to tell a hundred different renditions of the bit. Among those presenting their personal take on The Aristocrats in this film of the same name are Jason Alexander, Robin Williams, Gilbert Gottfried, Jon Stewart, Emo Philips, and Chris Rock. The Aristocrats premiered at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival. ~ Matthew Tobey, All Movie Guide

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2003  
 
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Hermie and Friends: Flo the Lyin' Fly represents the latest installment in theologian Max Lucado's computer-animated adventures of Hermie the Caterpillar and his insect pals. Featuring the vocal talents of comic greats Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence, and the late, beloved Don Knotts, Flo the Lyin' Fly relays the story of Flo (voiced by Lawrence), a little fly with a big tendency to fib and stretch the truth. Taking as its inspiration Proverbs 19:5, this program entertains children with colorful animated characters, hilarious dialogue, and catchy musical numbers, while teaching them the value of honesty. Additional vocal talents include Frank Peretti as Puffy the Dragonfly, and Christian rock band Third Day as the Water Beetles. ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Vicki LawrenceTim Conway, (more)
2003  
 
Veteran laughmaker Tim Conway was the nominal star of this half-scripted, half-improvised sketch comedy series. Each half-hour episode featured a different plot premise and cast of characters (albeit played by the same regulars), with the audience voting as to which of the various subplots, characters, and jokes should be pursued, and which should be abandoned. Dweezil Zappa was the bandleader, and Charles Esten handled the hosting chores. On the Spot premiered March 20, 2003. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayMindy Sterling, (more)
2002  
 
Filmmaker Max Lucado follows a young caterpillar on an amazing journey through a wonderful world where anything can happen in this spiritually uplifting tale featuring the voices of Tim Conway and Don Knotts. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Tim ConwayDon Knotts, (more)
2001  
 
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The Carol Burnett Show was one of the most popular and best loved comedy-variety series to grave American television in the 1970's. In 2001, Carol Burnett and fellow cast members Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vicki Lawrence reunited for this comedy special, in which they take a look back at some of the most memorable moments from the show's run, screen some previously unseen bloopers and outtakes, take questions from the studio audience, and share their memories of being part of television history. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Carol BurnettVicki Lawrence, (more)
2001  
 
This program offers a number of games and songs designed both to make bedtime less of a chore and to help build the bond between mother and child, especially during the critical first five years of life. Featured are familiar lullabies and comforting images for parents and babies to enjoy together, including "Mister Sandman," "You Are So Beautiful," "All the Pretty Little Horses," Clair de Lune, and Brahms' Lullaby. ~ Rob Ferrier, All Movie Guide

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2000  
 
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This program includes a number of songs and games designed to take the stress out of bath time, hopefully transforming what can be a stressful time for both mom and baby into an interlude both can look forward to. Included are nursery rhymes, games, and songs designed to be enjoyed while in the water. Selections include "Splish Splash," "Three Little Fishies," "Singin' in the Rain," and "The Frog Prince." ~ Rob Ferrier, All Movie Guide

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2000  
 
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Ted Whittaker (Todd Andrew Bryand) is excited about the fact that he's about to be a father until the day that it hits him: he was a very difficult child. Wracked with panic that his own kid will be just as rambunctious as he was, he calls up his father (Tim Conway) to follow him around for the day and behave just the way he did when he was a boy. What results is a light-hearted role reversal and an eye opener for this father-to-be. ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Todd Andrew BryantJennifer Grant, (more)
1999  
 
This final episode of Mad About You is set approximately 22 years in the future. Mabel Buchman (Janeane Garafolo), grown-up daughter of Paul and Jamie Buchman (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt), follows in her dad's footsteps by producing a documentary film about her family. Several former series regulars and guest stars make cameo appearances as Mabel tries to trace the progress of her parents' marriage after a startling discovery made by Paul's sister Debbie (Robin Bartlett). Series star Helen Hunt directed this one-hour closer, which since its original network telecast has been divided into two half-hour episodes for syndication. ~ All Movie Guide

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1999  
 
Part one of Mad About You's series finale is set approximately 22 years in the future. Mabel Buchman (Janeane Garafolo), grown-up daughter of Paul and Jamie Buchman (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt), follows in her dad's footsteps by producing a documentary film about her family. The starting point is the startling revelation that, thanks to a genealogical snafu, Paul and Jamie were never really married. Originally telecast as an hour-long special, this episode has since been divided into two half hours for syndication. ~ All Movie Guide

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1998  
G  
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In this family canine comedy, a sequel to Air Bud (1997), Josh Framm (Kevin Zegers) finds it a problem when his widowed mother, Jackie (Cynthia Stevenson), starts seeing the community's new veterinarian, Patrick Sullivan (Gregory Harrison). Sullivan gives a football to Josh's golden retriever Buddy, and the athletic animal is soon girding for the gridiron. Coach Fanelli (Robert Costanzo) adds Josh as back-up quarterback to the jr. high team, and an accident takes Josh off the bench and onto the field. Meanwhile, two devious dognappers (Nora Dunn, Perry Anzilotti) see news footage of Buddy playing basketball and make plans to spirit him away to a Russian circus. Four dogs performed the tricks seen here. The character of Air Bud was created by Kevin DiCicco, but Buddy died not long after the first movie. The original basketball-shooting Buddy, a popular half-time attraction prior to the first film, achieved a lifetime total of some 22,000 baskets. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Kevin ZegersCynthia Stevenson, (more)
1998  
 
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The animated holiday film O' Christmas Tree concerns a pine tree that wants nothing more than to one day be selected by a family to be that year's Christmas tree. With the help of best friends (a bear, a squirrel, and a nutcracker), the tree eventually gets his Christmas wish. This film features the voices of Tim Conway, Marie Osmond, and multiple-Emmy winner Ed Asner. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide

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1997  
PG13  
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Indications were that this action sequel was in trouble before production began, when the male lead from the first film, Keanu Reeves, declined a role in the follow-up. Sandra Bullock returns as Annie Porter, an accident-prone ditz who is thrilled when her boyfriend Alex (Jason Patric) presents her with two tickets for a cruise ship vacation to the Bahamas. The trip is a peace offering presented because Annie has just learned that Alex is a police officer who's been lying to her about his choice of profession. Little does the happy couple know that the disgruntled John Geiger (Willem Dafoe), designer of the ship's computer system, has plotted a violent takeover of the vessel and a diamond hijacking that puts everyone on board in mortal danger. Being the dashing police officer he is, Alex leaps into action and tries to stop Geiger, but not before the ship crashes at top velocity into a Caribbean port town. Sandra Bullock agreed to star in this flop of a sequel in order to get financial backing for a pet project, Hope Floats (1998), a low-budget drama that turned a healthy profit. ~ Karl Williams, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Sandra BullockJason Patric, (more)
1997  
 
Real-life mother and daughter Carol Burnett and Carrie Hamilton appear in this episode, which also features Burnett's former variety-show costar Tim Conway in a pivotal role--not to mention cameo appearances by musical-comedy favorite Carol Channing) and celebrated caricaturist Al Hirschfeld). Thirty years ago, the singing career of Lillian Bennett (Burnett) came to an abrupt end when she suffered a severe case of stage fright on the opening night of her first Broadway play--whereupon her understudy Amanda (Rita Moreno) went on in her place and subsequently rose to superstardom. Now Lillian is determined that her daughter Amanda (Hamilton) give up her own theatrical aspirations lest her heart be broken in the same manner. Meanwhile, Monica (Roma Downey) discovers that Amanda was actually responsible for ruining Lillian's career--meaning that someone is going to have to confess to something, and that someone else is going to have to find forgiveness in her heart before the Show inevitably Goes On. Carol Burnett sings "I'm Still Here", from the 1971 Broadway musical "Follies." ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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1997  
 
Attempting to cheer up his friend Brian (Scott Thompson) following a painful breakup, Hank (Jeffrey Tambor) treats him to a night on the town after the show. When Hank and Brian are seen together at various gay bars, gossip writer Army Archerd makes mention of their night out in his column. Meanwhile, things aren't looking too good for Pauline's (Janeane Garofalo) new assistant, Mary Lou (Mary Lynn Rajskub), who even manages to rub easygoing Tim Conway the wrong way after making a series of mistakes. Desperate to prove he's not gay following Archerd's "revealing" gossip blurb, Hank arranges to be seen in public with a beautiful woman. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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1997  
 
When Drew (Drew Carey) generously offers to help out at a shabby retirement home, Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) tries to curry favor with Mrs. Louder (Nan Martin) by forcing everyone else in the office to volunteer. The scehem backfires when Drew is talked into escorting the home's residents to Winfred-Louder by a wizened old con artist named Gus (Tim Conway)--who promptly frames Drew on an "elderly abuse" charge as part of a scheme to extort an enormous amount of money! Cleveland TV newscaster Ted Henry appears as himself. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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1996  
PG  
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In this comedy, a man trying to turn away from a life of crime starts performing a little larceny in the interest of helping others. Tom Turner (Greg Kinnear) is a small-time con man who makes the mistake of trying to cheat a pair of undercover cops one night. Fortunately for Tom, his case is heard by a lenient judge who orders him to get a straight job and stay out of trouble; if he can stay employed for a year, his conviction will be wiped from the record. Tom is hired at the Post Office and assigned to the Dead Letter Office, where he and his co-workers Rebecca (Laurie Metcalf), Herman (Tim Conway), and Vladek (Hector Elizondo) try to figure out what to do with the sacks of mail addressed to Santa Claus, Elvis Presley, and God. Against orders, Tom opens one of the letters to God and is moved by the sad story of the woman who sent it. He decides to reply and accidentally mails her his pay check; but when he sees how happy the answer made the recipient, Tom and his co-workers start opening more letters and trying to answer a few prayers that would be within their reach -- which leads Tom back to the courthouse again. Director Garry Marshall has a small role as Preston Sweeney. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Greg KinnearLaurie Metcalf, (more)