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Lawrence J. Cohen Movies

2012  
R  
Ryuhei Kitamura, director of The Midnight Meat Train, delivers this twisting tale of terror concerning a missing heiress, a gang of vicious bandits, and a vacationing couple who aren't what they seem. In the wake of a bloodbath that left 14 students dead, wealthy heiress Emma (Adelaide Clemens) has vanished without a trace. A few months later, a young couple (Luke Evans and Laura Ramsey) cross paths with the ruthless Hoag (Lee Tergesen) and his band of thieves, who run them off of the road in a violent robbery attempt. When Hoag and his crew learn that the mysterious couple has taken Emma hostage, they assume they'll be collecting a handsome reward. Little do they realize they've just gotten in deep over their heads, and as the body count spikes, the real fight for survival begins. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1993  
PG13  
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Marshall Herskovitz directed this tearjerking schizophrenic combination of The Wonder Years and To Kill a Mockingbird. It is 1972, and John Leary (Danny De Vito) and his two sons Jack (Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.) and Dylan (Miko Hughes) have just moved to Oakland, California. John is a television celebrity who has been fired from one station after another, appearing now on a cheap local station as the Saturday night host of a horror-film showcase. But John spends most of the time drinking and grieving over the loss of his wife, who was recently killed in an accident. The children try to adapt to their new school, and the family tries to adapt to the collection of kooks that populate their neighborhood. Foremost among them is Norman Strick (Gary Sinise), a sinister neo-Nazi who lives across the street. When Strick circulates a petition for the local white-supremacist candidate, John gets drunk and attacks him on his television show. As a result, Strick takes his revenge by abducting one of John's children. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Danny DeVitoRobert J. Steinmiller, (more)
 
1991  
PG  
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John Candy plays Jack Gable, a soap-opera writer who finds himself trapped inside his own television program with a magic typewriter in this toothless comedy. Jack finds himself embroiled in protecting his beloved Laura (Emma Samms), an actress who plays Rachel Hedison in Jack's show -- "Beyond Our Dreams" -- from having her character being killed off by the program's producers, the Sherwoods (Jerry Orbach, Renee Taylor). Laura has recently broken off with her co-star and lover Dennis (David Rasche) and is heading off for a weekend with Jack. As Jack unloads Laura's luggage, he conks himself on the head and knocks himself out. He awakens in a town bearing a name similar to the town in his soap opera. Dennis is on hand, but as his character in the show -- Dr. Paul Kirkland. Jack realizes that he has found himself in an alternative world made up of his soap opera world -- particularly apparent when he is recognized as Jack Gates, "the Wolf of Wall Street." Jack then meets Laura, who, in this soap opera world, is actually Janet Dubois, the daughter of a late biochemist who invented a pill that allows anyone to eat whatever they want and not gain any weight. The unscrupulous Hedison family (Raymond Burr, Charles Rocket, Dylan Baker) want to steal the formula for the pill and make a fortune for their pharmaceutical company. Jack then discovers that he can exit and re-enter the show at will and can alter the narrative of the show however he wants by typing up new plot points on his typewriter. In order to save Laura's character from the Sherwoods, Jack re-writes the show to save Janet by having his own character come to her rescue at the last minute. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
John CandyMariel Hemingway, (more)
 
1976  
PG  
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The Big Bus is set aboard a nonstop, nuclear-powered luxury bus commandeered by Joseph Bologna. Naturally, Bologna is a tortured hero with a deep dark secret (he keeps insisting he didn't eat all those passengers on his last disastrous drive). Stockard Channing and Harold Gould play the designers of the big bus, and of course they have a few skeletons in their closet. In fact, there isn't a passenger on the all-star manifest that isn't hiding something. The supporting cast features contributions by René Auberjonois (parodying his M*A*S*H role), Ned Beatty, José Ferrer, Ruth Gordon (doing a devastating send-up of Airport's Helen Hayes), Sally Kellerman, Richard Mulligan, and many others; Murphy Dunne contributes a memorable bit as a smarmy cocktail pianist. Unfortunately, The Big Bus was dumped onto the summer 1976 release schedule without fanfare by Paramount, and it sank without a trace. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Joseph BolognaStockard Channing, (more)
 
1970  
PG  
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Two French peasants are mistaken for a pair of aristocratic nobles in this historical situation comedy. Gene Wilder and Donald Sutherland play the dual roles. Happy to be taken for nobles, the pair soon runs to escape the guillotine in the wake of the French Revolution's blood purge of the upper class and royalty. Hugh Griffith play Louis XVI, with Billie Whitelaw as the amorous Marie Antoinette. The pair are chased by the evil Duke d'Escargot (Victor Spinetti). Orson Welles appears at the beginning and the end of the film as the narrator. Wilder and Sutherland encounter a variety of comical situations in their dual roles of peasants and blue-blooded eccentrics. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi

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Starring:
Gene WilderDonald Sutherland, (more)
 
1969  
 
Expectant mother Samantha is having the usual cravings for exotic foods. Unfortunately, these cravings are wreaking havoc on her magical powers, and as a result all manner of bizarre edibles continue to appear and disappear at the most inopportune times. In attempting to cure Sam, Dr. Bombay manages to make things worse, and Sam's husband, Darrin, and his boss Larry Tate bear the brunt of Bombay's bungling. First telecast on October 9, 1969, "Samantha's Curious Cravings" was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Elizabeth MontgomeryDick Sargent, (more)
 
1966  
 
Hoping to succeed where his predecessor Barney had failed, Deputy Warren Ferguson tries to reform town drunk Otis Campbell. Reasoning that Otis needs a hobby, Warren channels the old tosspot into mosaic art. As it turns out, however, Otis does his best artwork when he's three sheets to the wind! This episode was scripted by stalwart Andy Griffith Show contributors Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. "Otis the Artist" originally aired on January 3, 1966. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1966  
 
Jack Weston guest stars as Gladys Kravitz's brother, Louis. A former musical prodigy, Louis gave up the violin after an embarrassing Carnegie Hall debut 30 years earlier. Samantha takes it upon herself to restore Louis' self-confidence. This episode marked the final appearance of Alice Pearce as Gladys Kravitz; Pearce died on March 3, 1966, "Prodigy" aired three months later, on June 9, as the last episode of Bewitched's second season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Elizabeth MontgomeryDick York, (more)
 
1965  
 
When all his efforts to reform town drunk Otis Campbell fail, Barney orders Otis to do all his future drinking in Mount Pilot. Before long, however, Barney and Andy realize that they miss old Otis. Utilizing Barney's "psychological therapy" ploy, Andy tries to lure everyone's favorite tosspot back to Mayberry. Written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen, "The Rehabilitation of Otis" made its network TV bow on January 18, 1965. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Hal Smith
 
1965  
 
Hans Conried returns in the role of Wrongway Feldman, the world's most incompetent aviator. Landing his ancient aircraft on the island, Feldman raises rescue hopes amongst the castaways. Unfortunately, since making his last visit to the island, good old "Wrongway" has decided to renounce civilization and remain with the castaways on a permanent basis! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Hans Conried
 
1965  
 
Aunt Bee becomes quite the celebrity when she wins an abundance of prizes on the TV game show Win or Lose. As her fame grows, so does her ego-at least until the IRS shows up to burst her bubble. "Aunt Bee on TV" was filmed before the series' three-episode "Hollywood arc" ("Off to Hollywood", "Taylors in Hollywood" and "The Hollywood Party"), but telecast afterward, on November 15, 1965. The episode was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1965  
 
Andy's new deputy Warren Ferguson is convinced that he, Warren, has psychic powers. When Andy and Helen refuse to heed his warnings of an impending accident, Warren decides to teach them a lesson by carefully staging the aforementioned mishap. Written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen, "A Warning from Warren" was filmed after The Andy Griffith Show's "Hollywood arc" (the three episodes wherein Andy goes to Hollywood with Aunt Bee and Opie), but telecast earlier, on October 18, 1965. In fact, it was originally slated to air on October 11, until the producers opted to "introduce" the character of Warren with the episode titled "The Bazaar." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Aneta CorsautHoward McNear, (more)
 
1965  
 
The Andy Griffith Show's three-episode "Hollywood arc" came to a close on November 8, 1965 with the episode titled "The Hollywood Party." Having arrived in Tinseltown to witness the filming of his life story, Andy ends up paying a visit to sexy starlet Darlene Mason (Ruta Lee). It's all quite innocent, of course-but try telling that to Helen when she sees a full-page newspaper picture of Andy and Darlene apparently sharing a tender moment. Sid Melton appears as Darlene's press agent Pat Michaels. "The Hollywood Party" was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1965  
 
While attending a carnival, Opie is made the unwitting shill of a rigged shooting gallery. After a brief winning spell, the boy promptly loses all the money he'd been saving for his dad Andy's birthday present. Andy solves the dilemma by paying a visit to the carnival and doing a little "rigging" of his own. "Opie and the Carnival" was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen, and was originally telecast on April 26, 1965. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1965  
 
Darrin and Endora are arguing again, this time over how Samantha should celebrate Halloween. Unable to win her argument in a fair fashion, Endora gets even with Darrin by slowly transforming him into a werewolf. Naturally, this causes no end of confusion for Darrin's boss, Larry Tate, and their new client, Jack Rogers (Jack Collins). Written by Lawrence J. Cohen and Fred Freeman, "Trick or Treat" appropriately aired on October 28, 1965. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Elizabeth MontgomeryDick York, (more)
 
1965  
 
After a visit to local butcher Ollie Wheelwright (John McGiver), Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) comes home with a batch of amusing pictures drawn by Ollie's small son Charlie. These sketches inspire Laura to write a children's book that will serve to introduce Charlie's talent to the whole world. Much against his better judgment, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) agrees to collaborate with Laura on this lofty literary project -- ultimately proving beyond doubt that lovers don't always make the best writing partners. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
John McGiver
 
1965  
 
After five years, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) is down to the last few chapters of his novel. He'd like to dash off the finale in a hurry and get the manuscript to the publishers, but a steady stream of distractions prevent him from doing so. However, it just may be that Rob really doesn't want to finish the novel; the harder he tries to cast himself in the role of Serious Author, the more obvious it becomes that he is best suited to turning out comedy routines. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Guy Raymond
 
1965  
 
The unattached Goober insists upon tagging along whenever Andy and Barney go out on a date with their respective girlfriends. To rid themselves of Goob', the boys match him up with the lovely Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd). When Goober announces that doesn't know how to talk to a girl, Barney advises him to eavesdrop on Andy and Helen. A delicious plot twist caps this episode, which was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. "Goober and the Art of Love" first aired on February 1, 1965. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1964  
 
Maurice Evans makes his first series appearance as Samantha's father, powerful warlock Maurice. Paying a surprise visit to Sam, Maurice is delighted that his daughter has gotten married. But he is somewhat less than delighted to learn that his new son-in-law is a mere mortal. Such is the extent of Maurice's rage that even the outspoken Endora is at a loss for words, but only temporarily. Written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen, "Just One Happy Family" was originally broadcast on November 19, 1964. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Elizabeth MontgomeryDick York, (more)
 
1964  
 
Andy heads to Raleigh, there to interview for a job as that city's sheriff. Assuming that he will be Andy's successor, Barney casts about for a new deputy, but the only candidates turn out to be dimwitted mechanic Goober Pyle, town drunk Otis Campbell and octogenarian Judd (Burt Mustin). By the time Andy returns to Mayberry, chaos is reigning supreme. First aired on November 23, 1964, "Goobye, Sheriff Taylor" was written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1964  
 
A convenient radio broadcast introduces each of the seven castaways by name in the debut episode of Gilligan's Island. Once it is firmly established who is on the island and how they got there, the Skipper (Alan Hale Jr.) and Gilligan (Bob Denver) set sail on their hand-built raft, hoping to locate someone who will rescue them. After a treacherous voyage, the two mariners end up back on the same island whence they came--where the other castaways mistake the Skipper and Gilligan for invading Marubi Headhunters! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1964  
 
The Skipper (Alan Hale Jr.) comes across a statue of the Tiki god Watubi. Shortly thereafter, the island is rocked by a small earthquake, leading the Skipper to conclude that his discovery of the statue has exposed him to the "Curse of Kona." Gilligan (Bob Denver) is forced to convince the Skipper that no such curse exists by donning a clever--and rather ridiculous--disguise. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1964  
 
Hans Conried has the honor of being Gilligan's Island's first guest star in the role of "Wrongway" Feldman, a fabled aviator who disappeared while flying around the world in 1931. Turns out that, for the past 33 years, Feldman has been living on the same island where the castaways currently reside. When Gilligan (Bob Denver) rediscovers "Wrongway", hope for a speedy rescue arises amongst the seven stranded souls--but alas, Feldman intends to remain a solo flyer on his trip back to civilization. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Hans Conried
 
1964  
 
At the same time Gilligan (Bob Denver) has adopted a pet duck named Burton, the castaways' food supply has run dangerously low. Some of the islanders are all for eating Burton, while others would rather spare the duck in hopes that the mallard will be able to fly for help. Jealously protecting his new pet from his predatory fellow castaways, Gilligan dreams that he is a frontier sheriff slated for elimination by a hired gunman--played by Mr. Howell (Jim Backus). The familiar Gunsmoke sets are given a good workout during the dream sequence. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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