Herman Cohen Movies
When one talks of schlock cinema, Herman Cohen should be among the first names that come to mind -- and that is not to insult the man, who has made a name for himself over the years producing movies such as I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Horrors of the Black Museum, and Trog. Cohen made movies that mainstream critics and adult filmgoers loved to hate, despise, and belittle -- that reaction, in itself, was often to his profit, as comedians and talk-show hosts of the late '50s kidded those titles mercilessly, generating the equivalent of tens of thousands of dollars in free publicity on television. In producing those pictures, he also insinuated himself in popular culture of the late '50s about as securely as any B-movie producer in history.Cohen was born in Detroit, MI, and entered the business at age 12 as a janitor's assistant at a local theater, later becoming an usher and an assistant manager at the city's largest theater. After finishing a hitch in the Marine Corps in 1949, he joined Columbia Pictures' sales department, working out of Detroit, and later took a job in publicity at the studio's California headquarters. In 1951, he moved up to the production end of the business when he went to work for Realart Films. Cohen was lucky enough to join the company, which had previously specialized in re-releasing old releases of the big studios, just as it began making movies of its own. In addition to working in publicity, he served as assistant to the producer on Curt Siodmak's Bride of the Gorilla, Harold Schuster's Kid Monk Baroni, Edward L. Cahn's Two Dollar Bettor, and Felix Feist's The Basketball Fix. By 1952, Cohen had moved up to better Realart releases, including The Bushwackers (a sort of very good cross between Shane and Angel and the Badman), and also worked on the notorious Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla. In 1953, he chanced upon a science fiction short story, called "Deadly City," which became the basis for the first movie he produced, Target Earth (1954). The film (which Cohen also partly directed) cost 85,000 dollars and earned back many times that figure for him and distributor Allied Artists, and it has since proved one of the most enduringly popular science fiction thrillers of the early '50s, with its mix of mystery and suspense in a story centered on an alien invasion of Earth.
Cohen subsequently signed a contract to produce films at United Artists, and his first two UA releases, Dance With Me, Henry, the final movie to star Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, and The Brass Legend, a psychological Western starring Hugh O'Brien, were successful. In 1956, however, he put a lot of money and effort into a high-profile drama called Crime of Passion, starring Barbara Stanwyck, Sterling Hayden, and Raymond Burr, which failed at the box office. Having seen his first mainstream, non-genre movie sink like a stone, the producer tried to figure out where he went wrong by taking a long look at who was going to movies on a regular basis in 1956. He saw that it was mostly teenagers, and he also noticed that science fiction and horror movies were doing good business. At that point, he approached American International Pictures, a company co-founded by James H. Nicholson (Cohen's former assistant at Realart) and Samuel Z. Arkoff, about producing a movie for them. AIP needed movies badly and fast to feed its clients -- mostly drive-ins and small theater chains all over the country, that catered mostly to teenagers -- and Cohen presented the company with an idea that combined the horror genre with a direct appeal to younger audiences: "Teenage Werewolf," later rechristened I Was a Teenage Werewolf with help from Nicholson. The title seemed a burlesque of Hollywood exploitation titles -- a spate of movies since the late '40s had gone out with titles like I Married a Communist, and popular newspapers of the era were filled with features using the same kind of confessional titles (parodied in a 1956 Honeymooners episode where reference is made to a magazine piece, "I Was a Mambo Dancer for the FBI").
Strangely enough, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, whether thanks to the script by Cohen and co-author Aben Kandel, the sensitive direction by Gene Fowler Jr., or the superb lead performance by Michael Landon, turned out to be surprisingly good, and very serious at its core. I Was a Teenage Werewolf was made for 150,000 dollars and earned back seven times that amount after two months in theaters. Its success generated a follow-up film, I Was a Teenage Frankenstein, which was decidedly more tongue-in-cheek at times, mostly courtesy of Cohen, who added some outrageously funny lines to the script, pushing the humor in ways that the earlier movie hadn't. In doing so, Cohen -- who has always described himself as a hands-on producer, on the set as much as possible -- had to overrule his director, Herbert L. Strock, who was trying to treat the horror material seriously. It was while the Frankenstein title was being prepared for shooting, to be delivered finished to theaters in less than three months, that Cohen was prevailed upon to write and produce yet another feature to go out with it. The result was Blood of Dracula, conceived and written by Cohen, which involved a teenage girl transformed into a vampire by one of her teachers -- even rushed for an idea and a script (and a film), Cohen managed to create a picture with fascinating undertones of lesbianism, right in the middle of the staid 1950s.
I Was a Teenage Frankenstein was never as well liked as its predecessor, partly because of the change in tone -- it was grislier in its action and lacked the innocence of its predecessor, and audiences had a sense of being "let in" on the joke, which wasn't as much fun. Similarly, Blood of Dracula, with its perverse undertones and even cheaper look -- and perhaps because its title was less easy to joke about -- was somewhat overlooked in pop-culture annals. They were enormously successful at the box office, however, and Cohen went to the well one more time with How to Make a Monster (1958), which seemed to be a burlesque of the prior Frankenstein and Werewolf movies. If anything, the plot was even more outrageous, telling of a studio makeup man (Robert H. Harris) who, after being fired from his job, devises a way of making the actors playing his monsters act like the real thing, killing off the executives responsible.
Cohen devised the plot for his next film, Horrors of the Black Museum, after visiting Scotland Yard's real Black Museum in London. Shot in England, in color and CinemaScope, the movie was his most ambitious and expensive production to date. Financed by AIP in America and by Nat Cohen and his company, Anglo-Amalgamated, in England, it went on to huge success on both sides of the Atlantic. The movie also outraged critics on both sides of the Atlantic, and there are those historians and observers who believe that it was the lingering reaction to Horrors of the Black Museum in England that caused the huge outcry over a subsequent Anglo-Amalgamated release, Michael Powell's Peeping Tom. For reasons best understood to himself, Cohen took special pride in his next movie, Konga, a story about a scientist (Michael Gough) and the giant ape that he creates, which manages to wreck a big chunk of London before he is dispatched. Most critics were less kind about the threadbare special effects and over-the-top acting, but it did make money for all concerned. In interviews, the producer likes to compare Konga to King Kong and, in fact, depended on the similarity in names (for which he paid RKO a fee for the privilege) to pull people into theaters, but Konga's special effects looked ludicrous when placed next to those of Kong. Cohen's The Black Zoo brought him back to Hollywood to make a story about a deadly cult of animal worshipers.
Cohen re-emerged next in 1967, once more based in England, with Berserk, a chiller set at a circus, which starred Joan Crawford. He followed this with the caper comedy Crooks and Coronets, and then cast Crawford in the final film of her career, Trog (1970), a movie that most critics regarded as the nadir of her screen work, portraying a scientist who finds a living prehistoric ape-man. During the 1970s, Cohen was far less active, producing a spaghetti Western (The Stranger's Gundown) and a horror thriller (Craze). The latest film to carry Cohen's name was Crocodile (1979), a Thai import that rather ineptly cribbed from Jaws, which he picked up for American release. In the 1980s, Cohen's early films began to get their due, at least as a pop-culture influence, acknowledged in works such as SCTV's brilliant I Was a Teenage Communist (based on the book Werewolf Without a Cause). Cohen's greatest visibility in the 1990s came through the theatrical repertory showings and videocassette releases of I Was a Teenage Werewolf and I Was a Teenage Frankenstein, both of which have also turned up on the American Movie Classics cable channel -- when New York's Film Forum showed the Werewolf and Frankenstein films as part of an AIP retrospective, Cohen reportedly insisted on getting specific producer credit in the publicity materials and on the printed program, to emphasize the fact that they were his films, and merely owned and distributed by AIP. Cohen may be also able to take credit, in an offhanded way, for helping to inspire no less a filmmaker than John Landis -- Trog was the direct inspiration for Landis' debut film, the appropriately named monster movie parody Schlock (1973). ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
Crocodile is Jaws redux, with a dash of Godzilla tossed in. Nuclear testing wreaks havoc on a swamp, producing a king-sized crocodile with a lust to kill. Normally, the croc would terrorize a tinker-toy Tokyo; this being a Hong Hong-Thai co-production, our "hero" lays waste to a tabletop Bangkok. The special effects are miles away from being convincing, but at that they are more credible than the performances. Second-billed in Crocodile is Tany Tim. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Nat Puvanai, Tany Tim, (more)
A mysterious, vengeful stranger rides into town and creates all sorts of havoc in this spaghetti western. It seems there are a number of people on his list and the day before he kills each one, he places a cross with that person's name on it in the middle of the street. It is a rough town, and many people die from the stranger's bullets. After exacting his final revenge, the stranger leaves the town as mysteriously as he came. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Another slice of processed cheese from Herman Cohen, producer of Trog and other such wonders. This cheap occult programmer (ostensibly based on the novel Infernal Idol by Henry Seymour) stars Jack Palance as a demented art dealer & antique-shop owner who performs nightly rituals in honor of the African god Chuku, whom he believes will reward him with unimaginable wealth and power if he merely offers up the occasional human sacrifice or two. His methods are fairly creative, ranging from impalement, slashing and burning, to scaring people to death with an ooga-booga fright mask. What could have been boring, exploitive drivel is elevated to passable mediocrity by an over-the-top performance from the leering Palance and occasionally stylish touches from slumming director Freddie Francis, but most viewers will be left wondering why they bothered at all. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
Anthropologist Dr. Brockton (Joan Crawford) believes she has discovered the missing link in this flat science fiction drama. The creature is found in a cave and brought to her laboratory to undergo tests for her research. The hairy beast with the face of a monkey loves classical music and hates rock & roll. When one of the slack-jawed yokels opens his cage, he escapes and goes on a killing rampage as he tries to return to his cave. In a gentle moment with a little girl, the beast shows a tender side that recalls a scene from Frankenstein. Soon troops are called in, despite Brockton's protest to entomb the creature by dynamiting the entrance to the cave. This was the last film for Joan Crawford, an inglorious way to end a legendary film career. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Joan Crawford, Michael Gough, (more)
Herbie Hassler (Telly Savalas) and Marty Miller (Warren Oates) are American gangsters who plan to rob an opulent aristocratic home of valuable art treasures. Under the orders of crime boss Nick Marco (Cesar Romero), the duo charms Lady Fitzmore (Edith Evans), a wealthy dowager and proprietress of a monied estate. The plan is to work in collaboration with a British gang lead by Finley (Harry H. Corbett). When the time comes to initiate the big heist, the sentimental American crooks can't bring themselves to rob their eccentric but lovable hostess. They confess the plan and work with Lady Fitzmore and Lord Fitzmore (Nicky Henson) in an effort to catch their British burglar counterparts in this delightful crime comedy. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Telly Savalas, Edith Evans, (more)
One of the lower points of Joan Crawford's latter-day career curve (though nothing to compare with the later embarrassment of Trog!), this lurid, low-rent thriller nevertheless gives Crawford the opportunity to chew acres of scenery in a campy Marlene Dietrich-style get-up. She portrays the ringmaster of a cheesy traveling circus troupe whose stars are being whacked in a variety of flamboyant ways (many of which are depicted in the garish trailer, particularly Michael Gough's spike-in-the-head scene). Despite the exploitation potential in this lurid Grand Guignol scenario, this film is fairly light on scares or gore -- and far too heavy on circus stock footage. A sequel of sorts to producer Herman Cohen's Horrors of the Black Museum, this one is a slight improvement, thanks to Crawford's outrageous, over-the-top performance. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Joan Crawford, Ty Hardin, (more)
This violent, gore-filled, effective horror tale by director Robert Gordon is about a totally wacko private zoo keeper, Michael Conrad (Michael Gough) whose literal worship of the animals he tends -- especially the cat species -- starkly contrasts with his cold-blooded disregard for human life. Conrad has a mute son Carl (Rod Lauren) with a simmering Oedipal hatred, and a wife who should have left him eons ago. Whenever Conrad gets miffed with anyone coming a little too close to his private affairs he simply feeds the hapless victim to the animals. It seems inevitable that if the animals do not get him, then the human species will. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Michael Gough, Jeanne Cooper, (more)
A British botanist goes bananas after he discovers a serum that turns his cuddly chimpanzee subject into a ferocious gorilla-sized ape. To further his hideous experiment, the scientist mesmerizes the chimp and sends into London to kill all of his former enemies. One of those he has killed is the lover of the girl the doctor wants for himself. This doesn't set well with the botanist's assistant and current gal who gets even by giving Konga the giant chimp an enormous amount of the strange serum and turns him into a Godzilla-sized monster. Just before going on a deadly rampage, the super-sized ape grabs the bad doctor in one of his enormous hands. Fortunately, the British army and all of its weaponry are able to stop the chimp before he destroys the town. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Michael Gough, Margo Johns, (more)
In this spooky film, three American exchange students visit an English castle purported to be haunted. The lads want to see if the local legend is true. At sundown the boys are accosted by a spirit who leaps down from a portrait. He asks the lads if they will help a second ghost locate his missing head. They agree to help, but they find themselves plagued by a third spirit. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
1001 Arabian Nights was the first animated feature film produced by the "progressive" UPA cartoon firm. The studio had originally planned to feature its star attraction, the nearsighted Mr. Magoo, in an adaptation of Don Quixote scripted by no less than Aldous Huxley. But Columbia, UPA's distributor, didn't think that a Quixote film would sell to the kiddie trade, so the studio settled on the oft-used "Aladdin's Lamp" story. It might have worked better had Magoo portrayed a bumbling genie; instead, the Myopic One is cast as Aladdin's uncle, a wholly extraneous character who has no bearing on the plot or its outcome. Beyond its script shortcomings, 1001 Arabian Nights boasts an attractive production design and color scheme, as well as some pleasant voicework by Dwayne Hickman, Anna Maria Alberghetti, Hans Conried and Herschel Bernardi. Many of the character designs seen in Arabian Nights were reused on UPA's weekly 1964 TV series The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jim Backus, Kathryn Grant, (more)
The power of hypnotism provides the basis of this film that was released in "Hypnovision" (yet another promotional gimmick) A budding and frustrated mystery writer takes extreme steps to insure that his latest thriller contains accurate descriptions of horrible murders in this gory horror thriller. He decides that the best way to do this is to set up and witness similar murders first- hand, so, not wanting to bloody his own hands, he hypnotizes his assistant, turns him into a deformed monster and has him do the dirty work using a few devilishly clever gadgets that include binoculars equipped with spring-loaded spikes, a secret guillotine poised above a young woman's bed, and deadly ice tongs. Afterward, the writer drops the bodies in a vat of acid. Several people die before the assistant rebels and gets bloody revenge. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Michael Gough, June Cunningham, (more)
Like many American International films of its era, How to Make a Monster was sold to distributors on the basis of its title alone: only after theatrical play dates had been established did anyone get around to writing a script! Robert H. Harris plays Pete Drummond, who according to the script has been chief makeup man at American-International for 25 years, or approximately 20 years before the studio was actually established. When the studio is sold, Pete is brusquely informed that neither he nor his monster creations -- notably the Teenage Werewolf and Teenage Frankenstein -- will be required any longer, inasmuch as American International is going to concentrate on musicals from now on. Angered and humiliated, Pete takes revenge on the callous studio heads by hypnotizing a couple of actors (Gary Clarke and Gary Conway) into believing that they're genuine monsters. Under Pete's control, the two thespians begin committing murders left and right, wreaking havoc throughout the American International lot. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robert H. Harris, Gary Conway, (more)
Kathy Ferguson (Barbara Stanwyck) is a cynical newspaper columnist in San Francisco, handling women's advice -- by chance one day, the paper's city editor assigns her to cover the woman's angle on the arrival of a pair of L.A. police detectives, Capt. Manny Alidos (Royal Dano) and Lt. Bill Doyle (Sterling Hayden), on the hunt for a murder suspect known to be hiding somewhere in the city. They're both pretty button-down types and seem like fish-out-of-water in the more easy-going Frisco, and Kathy quickly clashes with them both, especially when her column appealing to the missing suspect as a woman yields serious dual results -- not only does Kathy boost her profile and readership, but the missing suspect makes contact and is ultimately brought in; in the process, Kathy goes from journalistic back-bencher to media star. That would be the end of the issue, except that Kathy and Bill have become attracted to each other amid their clashes, parries, and thrusts, and decide to get married -- she spurns the offer of a job in New York to move to Los Angeles and settle down to the life of a wife and homemaker. But that proves impossible -- Kathy quickly chafes at what she regards as the empty vacuous chatter of her fellow detective wives' lives and social interactions, and also her place in their pecking order as determined by their husbands' ranks and assignments (and Bill just doesn't rate high enough). Her own life suddenly cut off from career and ambition, and an ability to act on either, she becomes fixated on Bill's career and advancing it and him as a substitute. She contrives to cross paths socially with Alice Pope (Fay Wray), the wife of Inspector Tony Pope (Raymond Burr), who is both the head of an elite detective unit and the top man in her husband's division, and is soon not only getting Bill invited to parties with Pope and the police commissioner, but also cutting her husband's boss Manny Alidos and his wife Sara (Virginia Grey), to whom she's taken a special dislike, out of those same events.
It's not quite enough, however, and Kathy starts socializing on her own with Tony Pope, on Bill's behalf, and the two soon have their own relationship. Bill is still too much of a nice guy, and not careerist enough or assertive enough -- until she feigns distress at receiving poison-pen letters accusing her of having an affair with Pope, and blames Manny and Sara. This drives Bill to confront and assault Alidos, leading to a hearing in Pope's office where the chief of the division -- now very much beholden to Bill for Kathy's sake -- comes down on Bill's side. When the smoke clears, Manny is bounced back into uniform and Bill is made acting captain and put in charge of the homicide unit that Alidos formerly headed. Bill is on his way, and so is Kathy and Pope's relationship. But Pope proves to be a distressingly honorable and loyal man -- when his wife's health takes a turn for the worse, he decides to put in for retirement, and Kathy wants him to recommend Bill as his replacement. He considers it but decides that regardless of what he's done outside of his marriage, the department is too important to compromise the detective division, and that Bill just doesn't have what it takes to head it. Kathy is too deep in her strategy to back off, and also feels betrayed by Pope; now pushed over the edge, she contrives to threaten him with a gun, and is prepared to make good on her threat. Ironically enough, Bill may get his shot yet at heading the division, as he's head of homicide and takes personal charge of the biggest case the department has seen in years -- bringing in Tony Pope's killer. The only question is if and how he can put together the clues and pieces of the puzzle leading back to Kathy. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
It's not quite enough, however, and Kathy starts socializing on her own with Tony Pope, on Bill's behalf, and the two soon have their own relationship. Bill is still too much of a nice guy, and not careerist enough or assertive enough -- until she feigns distress at receiving poison-pen letters accusing her of having an affair with Pope, and blames Manny and Sara. This drives Bill to confront and assault Alidos, leading to a hearing in Pope's office where the chief of the division -- now very much beholden to Bill for Kathy's sake -- comes down on Bill's side. When the smoke clears, Manny is bounced back into uniform and Bill is made acting captain and put in charge of the homicide unit that Alidos formerly headed. Bill is on his way, and so is Kathy and Pope's relationship. But Pope proves to be a distressingly honorable and loyal man -- when his wife's health takes a turn for the worse, he decides to put in for retirement, and Kathy wants him to recommend Bill as his replacement. He considers it but decides that regardless of what he's done outside of his marriage, the department is too important to compromise the detective division, and that Bill just doesn't have what it takes to head it. Kathy is too deep in her strategy to back off, and also feels betrayed by Pope; now pushed over the edge, she contrives to threaten him with a gun, and is prepared to make good on her threat. Ironically enough, Bill may get his shot yet at heading the division, as he's head of homicide and takes personal charge of the biggest case the department has seen in years -- bringing in Tony Pope's killer. The only question is if and how he can put together the clues and pieces of the puzzle leading back to Kathy. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Barbara Stanwyck, Sterling Hayden, (more)
This American-International horror potboiler was originally issue on a double bill with I Was a Teenage Frankenstein (also directed by Herbert L. Strock). The lovely and graceful Sandra Harrison is quite appealing as Nancy Perkins, an innocent girl who falls under the spell of e-vil chemistry teacher Miss Branding (Louise Lewis). Putting Nancy under hypnosis, Miss Branding converts the poor damsel to vampirism, committing murders and then forgetting all about them. The villainess receives her comeuppance when Nancy refuses to snap out of her spell, transforming into a slavering vampiric beast. To cover all bets, Blood of Dracula includes a soft-rock musical number, performed by one of Nancy's potential male victims. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sandra Harrison, Gail Ganley, (more)
From the folks who brought you I Was a Teenage Werewolf comes this relentlessly shlocky variation on the Frankenstein legend. Whit Bissell stars as Professor Frankenstein, descendant of you-know-who, who harbors a few radical theories about limb transplantation. Laughed at by students and colleagues alike, the good professor intends to prove the efficacy of his theories in his own lab at home--keeping an alligator as a "pet" to dispose of discarded body parts. When a carful of teenagers crashes near his home, Frankenstein and his assistant Carlton (Robert Burton) gather up the bodies and begin stitching up the fragments, adding a few chunks of flesh recovered from a convenient plane wreck. The result is a teenaged monster (Gary Conway) with a bad attitude. Already a bit off in the coop to begin with, Professor Frankenstein goes completely bonkers, using the monster to dispose of such awkward witnesses as the professor's fiancee Margaret (Phyllis Coates). The film's final burst of violence is filmed in color, for no discernable reason. If for nothing else, I Was a Teenage Frankenstein would be memorable for Professor F's deathless line to his sullen creation: "Answer me! You have a civil tongue in your head! I know, I sewed it in there!" ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Whit Bissell, Phyllis Coates, (more)
I Was a Teenage Werewolf is a B-level cheapie that can most easily be summed up as a cross between The Wolf Man and Rebel Without a Cause. Michael Landon stars as Tony, a hot-headed teenager whose lightning-quick temper has led to social troubles and created concern from his father, his girlfriend Arlene (Yvonne Lime), and local lawman Detective Donovan (Barney Phillips). After belting his buddy Vic (Ken Miller) for no reason, Tony agrees to see Dr. Brandon (Whit Bissell), a psychologist who uses hypnosis to help his patients. In reality, Brandon is a mad scientist who has designs on regressing Tony to his most primal state using drugs and hypnosis. Not long after Tony's first session, a teen is killed by what the police believe is some kind of animal, but when Tony transforms in front of Arlene at their school, the truth comes to light: Tony is a werewolf. With the townsfolk paralyzed by fear, the police organize a manhunt, which the werewolf manages to evade. After returning to his human state, Tony heads back to the treacherous Dr. Brandon. The shrink's desire to witness Tony in his primal "werewolf" condition goes awry when the frothing Tony goes mad, leading to a violent conclusion. ~ Patrick Legare, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Michael Landon, Yvonne Lime, (more)
During the summer lay-off of the TV series Wyatt Earp, Hugh O'Brian found time to star in the superior sagebrusher The Brass Legend. O'Brien plays a sheriff who takes full credit for the arrest of dangerous outlaw Raymond Burr. In fact, young Donald McDonald, the brother of O'Brien's fiancee Nancy Gates, was largely responsible for Burr's capture, but the sheriff refuses to reveal McDonald's part in the arrest for fear that the boy will be killed by Burr's cohorts. Unfortunately, the local newspaper editor believes that O'Brien simply wants to cheat the boy out of his share of the reward money. The editor blithely prints up the full story in his paper, leading to a near-disastrous denoument. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Hugh O'Brian, Nancy Gates, (more)
Mickey Rooney and Jack Carson make an offbeat but somehow endearing team in the comedy-adventure Magnificent Roughnecks. Set in South American, the story concerns the exploits of oilmen Frank Sommers (Rooney) and Bix Decker (Jack Carson). The two brawling buddies come to blows over the affections of pretty oil expert Jane Rivers (Nancy Gates), but eventually one of our heroes settles for down-to-earth waitress Julie (Jeff Donnell). It should surprise no one that the outcome of the plot hinges on Frank and Bix bringing in a gusher in the nick of time. Myron Healey is his usual sneaky self as a wildcatter who tries to sabotage the efforts of the two stars. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jack Carson, Mickey Rooney, (more)
Target Earth was adapted from Paul W. Fairman's short story Deadly City. Set in, of all places, Chicago, this sci-fier concentrates on four people who've congregated in the deserted city after a sudden and mysterious evacuation. The ill-matched foursome are Vicki Harris (Virginia Grey), a flashy, trashy blonde; Nora King (Kathleen Crowley), a young widow; Frank Brooks (Richard Denning), a handsome fellow with a questionable past; and Jim Wilson (Dick Reeves), a brutish transient. Though they don't get along at first, the four strangers are compelled to unite against a common enemy: an invading Venusian army, using huge robots to do their dirty work. Nothing spectacular, Target Earth works well within its modest limitations. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Denning, Kathleen Crowley, (more)
When Lippert Pictures first released the British River Beat in 1954, the ad campaign made a big deal over the fact that its star, Phyllis Kirk, had previously appeared as Vincent Price's potential victim in House of Wax. This time around, Phyllis is a damsel in distress once more. The actress plays a radio operator working on an American freighter, which tools along the Thames throughout the picture. Unbeknownst to Phyllis, she is the unwitting dupe of a diamond-smuggling racket. Police inspector John Bentley intends to arrest the girl, but he falls in love with her instead. Bentley figures that by allowing Phyllis to continue as a patsy for the criminals, she'll eventually lead him to Mister Big--and, of course, he's right. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Phyllis Kirk, John Bentley, (more)
The priggish nephew of the Big Bad Wolf is appalled by his uncle's bad reputation. Pleading innocence, Big Bad recalls his own version of that fateful encounter with the Three Little Pigs. This time around, it's the innocent, baby-faced Wolf (dressed in a sissy sailor suit) who is the helpless victim of a trio of gross, mean-spirited porkers. "Oh, drat, you three little pigs", Wolf lisps. "Why must you always torment me?" Things get rougher and rougher, culminating with the nasty ol' pigs trying to collect the $50 bounty on the Wolf's tail! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide


















