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Robert Bentley Movies

 
1986  
PG13  
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Madonna and Sean Penn, who were husband and wife at the time, starred in this notorious box-office bomb that one critic termed "Flop Suey." The film takes place in 1937, during the Japanese occupation of China. Drug runner Walter Faraday (Paul Freeman) is trying to leave the country with a large stash of opium but he is chased by armed guards and killed. A year passes and missionary Gloria Tatlock (Madonna) hires sleazy American con man Glendon Wasey (Sean Penn) to help her find the missing opium. She wants to use the drugs to relieve the suffering of wounded Chinese soldiers -- as she puts it, "Guns cause pain. Opium eases pain." Glendon reluctantly agrees. But unfortunately for the two do-gooders, there are other, more notorious seekers of the opium shipment as well. George Harrison, one of the film's producers, wrote the songs and appears in a cameo role as a nightclub singer. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Sean PennMadonna, (more)
 
1938  
 
Taunted by a bully, little Porky Pig tries to prove he's all grown up by smoking a big black cigar. This leads to a harrowing nightmare sequence, in which giant-sized cigars, cigarettes and pipes all come to life--as caricatured celebrities--to perform a surrealistic rendition of "Mysterious Mose". Things come to a horrifying head when the tobacco terrors, led by "Nick O'Teen", gang up on Porky and force him to smoke himself sick! This cautionary fable features "cameos" by Bing Crosby, Rudy Vallee, Cab Calloway, The Mills Brothers and The Three Stooges. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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