Jerry Belson Movies
Justly proclaimed by "insiders" as one of the funniest men in the world (on par with such giants as Larry Gelbart and Buck Henry), the El Centro, California-born TV comedy writer Jerry Belson hotfooted it to Tinseltown immediately after high-school graduation, where he briefly supported himself with stints as a comic-book writer, magician, and drummer. Not long after, at the tender age of 22, Belson sold his first script for an episode of The Danny Thomas Show (in 1960), then on CBS. He quickly met and teamed up with Northwestern grad Garry Marshall, four years his senior; the two pooled their abilities and jointly scripted some of the most enduring small-screen series comedies of the 1960s and '70s, including The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961-1966, CBS, for which Belson won an Emmy), The Joey Bishop Show (1961-1965, NBC, CBS), The Lucy Show (1962-1974, CBS), Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. (1964-1970, CBS), Hey, Landlord (1966-1967, NBC), and The Odd Couple (1970-1975, ABC), on which Belson also served as producer and director. Needless to say, the towering, uniform success of these programs (many of which ran concurrently) turned both men into wealthy sitcom veterans and revered show-business legends, whose style of writing spurred countless others on to great heights. During this period, Belson and Marshall also created specials for Bob Hope, Danny Thomas (a project that won the WGA award), Fred Astaire, and Bing Crosby. As The Odd Couple wrapped in the mid-'70s, Belson segued into big-screen work, with varying degrees of success. He began brilliantly, scripting one of the funniest American comedies of the postwar era, Michael Ritchie's Smile (1975) -- a heartfelt satire about a California beauty pageant. Uncredited collaborations with Steven Spielberg (on 1977's Close Encounters of the Third Kind) and Ritchie (Semi-Tough, 1977) followed. Belson authored an original script for the hilarious Burt Reynolds-directed black comedy The End (1978), with Reynolds as a terminally ill man whose attempts to off himself are abetted by a nutty-as-a-fruitcake, schizoid mental patient (Dom DeLuise). It opened to solid reviews and box office, but everyone except for a (very) few die-hard Burt fans dismissed Belson's silver-screen reunion with Reynolds, Smokey and the Bandit II (1980), which Belson co-scripted with Brock Yates and Michael Caine. The same applied to Belson's cinematic directorial debut, the insane comedy Jekyll & Hyde... Together Again (1982, produced, coincidentally, at the same time as Garry Marshall's freshman directorial outing). The director actually spun the material off of a sketch on ABC's late-night sketch comedy series Fridays (the network's answer to Saturday Night Live), in which comedian Mark Blankfield played a recurrent cocaine-snorting pharmacist. Belson turned the material into a feature, a loony Airplane!-style parody of Robert Louis Stevenson's seminal novel, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. The pedigree could hardly have been better, with Belson at the helm, and four of the most talented comic scripters in the business sharing authorship (the director's sister Monica Johnson, Michael Leeson, Belson, and Harvey Miller). Variety proclaimed it "irresistible," but the public most certainly did resist, and the picture bombed unceremoniously. So did Belson's sophomore directorial outing, for Cannon, 1987's Surrender. That film stars Michael Caine as a rich, misogynistic divorcée whose hatred of women springs from his being wrung dry in an alimony suit. Life takes a turn for the better when he is robbed, stripped, and tied to a chair opposite Sally Field -- and they fall in love. Roger Ebert best summed up the problem with that film when he surmised, "Instead of continuing to develop their relationship, Belson starts throwing unnecessary plot developments at his story....The movie loses track of its simple human feelings, and gets bogged down in plot gimmicks. The fragile relationship between Caine and Field is one of the casualties." Belson achieved greater success when he returned to the small screen in the late '80s and '90s, scripting innumerable episodes of Tracey Takes On... and The Tracey Ullman Show, for which he won a string of Emmys. Additional big-screen credits throughout the '80s and '90s include Fletch (1985) and The Couch Trip (1988) -- both with Michael Ritchie helming -- as well as Steven Spielberg's Always (1989). After a period of inactivity, Belson died of cancer in Los Angeles on October 10, 2006. Belson also occasionally appeared in bit parts in movies, including that of the coke-snorting partygoer Jerry, who is "slowly getting into film," in Albert Brooks's Modern Romance, and the TV director in Semi-Tough. In a particularly memorable bit, he made a guest appearance on Marshall's hit series Laverne & Shirley (1976-1983), in which he performed an outrageous stunt, "playing his eyeballs" to the tune of "If You Knew Susie" -- a gag that brought the house down. Longtime best friend Marshall best captured the core of Belson's talent in a Variety obit, surmising, "Belson's fast-paced, savage and smart comedy somehow managed to celebrate the human condition while mocking the futility of life. He was always on the lookout for pretension, once commenting upon observing an insecure Hollywood hotshot, 'He's the only man I know who swaggers into a room on his knees.'" ~ Nathan Southern, All Movie GuideIn the first episode of a two-part story, the staff of "The Alan Brady Show" is invited to put on a performance for the men in the state penitentiary. The convict arranging the show is Lyle Delp (Don Rickles), who turns out to be an old friend of Rob (Dick Van Dyke) and Laura (Mary Tyler Moore). In flashback, Rob recalls how he and a pregnant Laura first met Lyle when the hapless habitual criminal tried to hold them up at gunpoint (or rather, "comb-point") in a stalled elevator. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Bachelorette Sally (Rose Marie) is both flattered and confused when she starts receiving such gifts as a rose that smells of pastrami from a secret admirer. It turns out that Sally is being wooed by Bert Monker (Sid Melton), a shy bachelor. Can it be that Sally has finally found the "fella" of her dreams -- or is it possible that simply being two lonely people is not a firm foundation for matrimony? Trivia note: future Mary Tyler Moore co-star Gavin MacLeod was originally cast as Bert Monker (and billed as such in the TV Guide listings) but was forced by previous commitments to pull out at the last minute. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sid Melton, Frank Adamo, (more)
In another flashback to the early days of the Petries' marriage, Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) is nervous over the prospect of meeting Rob's (Dick Van Dyke) parents for the first time. To calm herself, she takes some nerve medicine prescribed to her friend Millie (Ann Morgan Guilbert). Unfortunately, the pills turn out to be "uppers," resulting in an extremely hyperactive Laura during a riotous dinner with Rob's mom and dad. Watch for the moment in which the flashback is "fast-forwarded," anticipating home video technology by nearly two decades! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Ever since he was a kid, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) has been a soft touch for his old neighborhood buddy Neil Schenk (Jack Carter). Neil's modus operandi is to show up unexpectedly, give Rob a gentle tap on the chin, and dole out small favors -- only to subtly suggest that Rob "return" those favors in a huge manner. This time around, the glad-handing Schenk expects Rob to bankroll an expensive project he has in mind. Can it be that, after all these years, Rob is finally going to say no, or is he going to be a patsy yet again? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
How did Rob (Dick Van Dyke) end up in jail, charged with gambling and attempted assault? An inquiring mind -- namely, Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) -- wants the whole story. In flashback, Rob recalls his efforts to stave off boredom and loneliness while Laura was out of town. On an impulse, he looked up an old Army buddy, who happened to have a job at a seedy burlesque house...and the rest, as they say, is history. The moral: Rob would have been better off watching Citizen Kane on "The Late Movie." ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Barbara Stuart, Arthur Batanides, (more)
Signing up for a nighttime creative writing class, Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) is unexpectedly lauded as a literary genius by her nerdy teacher Mr. Caldwell (Bernard Fox). Rob (Dick Van Dyke) suspects that Caldwell is playing up to Laura just to get an opportunity to show off his own writing efforts to a professional -- namely, Rob. Little does anyone suspect Caldwell's true ulterior motive -- to be alone and in a romantic embrace with the delectable Laura! This was the final episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show's third (and, arguably, funniest) season. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bernard Fox, Cheerio Meredith, (more)
When handsome bachelor Arthur Stanwycke (Anthony Eisley) moves next door to the Petries, Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) is once again seized by the matchmaking urge. Unfortunately, she overplays her hand by inviting both Sally Rogers (Rose Marie) and Donna Palmer (Lyla Graham) to meet Arthur on the same night. Worried that Sally will once again be unlucky in love, Rob does everything he can to keep Arthur and Donna apart. It turns out, however, that there is already a woman in Arthur's life -- and what a woman! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Anthony Eisley, Lyla Graham, (more)
After he, Buddy (Morey Amsterdam), and Sally (Rose Marie) have labored for hours on this week's "Alan Brady Show" script, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) proceeds to lose the only copy of the script at Grand Central Station. Fortunately, the precious manuscript is recovered by a seedy bum (Gene Baylos); unfortunately, the bum demands a 2,500-dollar ransom for the script's safe return! It's a toss-up as to which moment in this episode is the funniest: Rob's encounter with haughty hobo Hilyard Decker (Tiny Brauer), or the superb climactic scene with legendary standup comic Gene Baylos. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In another flashback to his Army days, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) recalls how his marriage to Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) was very nearly canceled. It seems that there was a charity raffle, with Laura as first prize. The winner of the raffle is a handsome corporal named Clark Rice (Van Williams), with whom Laura is not entirely unacquainted. (Continuity note: Allan Melvin shows up in his usual recurring role of Sol Pomerantz -- only here he's identified as Sam Pomerantz.) ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Van Williams, Allan Melvin, (more)
Ritchie (Larry Mathews) plays an unusual game of "connect the dots," using a pen to connect the freckles on the back of his father, Rob (Dick Van Dyke). The result is a stunningly accurate outline of the Liberty Bell -- whereupon neighbor Millie (Ann Morgan Guilbert) suggests that Rob can cash in on this phenomenon. It seems that the famous newspaper column "Odd But True" is offering a 500-dollar prize for the oddest, truest item...and that's how Rob winds up in an outer office in the company of a man walking on his hands and another fellow jealously guarding a weird-looking potato! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Ann Morgan Guilbert, Hope Summers, (more)
Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) has signed on to star in the first comedy ever written by celebrated playwright Harper Worthington Yates (Strother Martin). During out-of-town tryouts, a nervous Alan decides that the play needs a lot more laughs, so he begs Rob (Dick Van Dyke) to join him for some last-minute rewriting. There's only one problem: no one is supposed to know what Rob is doing, so Alan has to improvise an elaborate -- and very hectic -- charade to "explain" Rob's sudden appearance. Listen for the audience's reaction to the line about famous play-doctor Dave Murrows, an obvious reference to real-life dramatist (and celebrated theatrical "fixer-upper") Abe Burrows. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Carl Reiner, Strother Martin, (more)
When he finds out that Rob (Dick Van Dyke) wants to purchase a fur coat for Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), helpful Buddy (Morey Amsterdam) offers to arrange for Rob to get the coat wholesale from his pal. Despite the temptation of getting his hands on a "Nunzio original," Rob is queasy about entering into Buddy's scheme -- but he does anyway. The upshot of this transaction involves a "hot" mink that is several sizes too large for Laura. This was the final episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show's fourth season. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Lou Krugman, Peter Brocco, (more)
Normally, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) and Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) would be proud of the fact that their son, Ritchie (Larry Mathews), knows better than to strike a girl. However, the problem is a girl is striking Ritchie -- in fact, little Priscilla Darwell (Tracy Stratford) considers the day wasted when she doesn't beat Ritchie to a pulp! This crisis leads to a zany encounter with Priscilla's parents (Bernard Fox, Doris Singleton), and the ultimate revelation of the motive behind the girl's unladylike pugnaciousness. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bernard Fox, Doris Singleton, (more)
When Rob (Dick Van Dyke), Buddy (Morey Amsterdam), and Sally (Rose Marie) each receive an unexpected 1,200 dollars, the intrepid trio decide to invest in a growing business. The most attractive prospect would seem to be the bargain shoe store owned by Buddy's Uncle Lou (Lou Jacobi). Unfortunately, running a business in this case translates to getting the business -- especially when Rob is stuck with the job of shoe clerk on an unusually busy day! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Lou Jacobi, Milton Frome, (more)
Comedian Godfrey Cambridge guest stars as federal agent Bond -- Harry Bond, that is -- who has been assigned to locate a supposedly deported gambler. It turns out that the best location for Bond's stakeout is the bedroom of Ritchie Petrie (Larry Mathews), meaning that Ritchie's dad Rob (Dick Van Dyke) must permit the government surveillance to be headquartered in his home. Though he has promised to stay out of the way of the feds, Rob cannot help but make a nuisance of himself as he expresses amazement and admiration over agent Bond's arsenal of high-tech gadgetry -- and as result, Bond's target may very well escape detection. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Godfrey Cambridge, Steven Geray, (more)
Rob (Dick Van Dyke) comes across a crumpled network memo ordering his boss Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to fire one of his writers. Certain that his job is on the chopping block, Rob reluctantly violates the edicts of his contract by looking for an outside writing assignment. His search leads to a bizarre encounter with neurotic ventriloquist Claude Wilbur (Paul Winchell) and an abusive, insulting -- and extremely popular -- hand puppet named Jellybean. And the moral of this episode? "Alan Brady may be many things, but he's certainly not nice!" ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Carl Reiner, Paul Winchell, (more)
Left alone in the house when Rob (Dick Van Dyke), Ritchie (Larry Mathews), and Jerry Helper (Jerry Paris) go off on a fishing trip, the normally sensible Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) gets an unexpected case of the jitters. It helps matters not at all when a nervous Millie (Ann Morgan Guilbert) shows up, making references to the Hitchcock film Psycho and mistaking tomato juice for blood. Before the night is over, the two terrified ladies become convinced that the house is about to be invaded by (at the very least) an axe murderer -- and wait till you see who the "villain" is! This episode was originally slated to air on March 16, 1966. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jerry Paris, Ann Morgan Guilbert, (more)
Rob (Dick Van Dyke) is supposed to watch a TV special in order to talent-scout for his boss Alan Brady -- and of course, Alan is certain to ask Rob what he thought of the show. At the same time, our hero is slated to attend a cousin's wedding in Albany. Sure enough, the TV set in Rob's hotel room conks out, forcing him to scramble around to locate another set in a hurry -- which gets him mixed up in a '60s rehash of an old French bedroom farce! This episode was originally slated to air on January 12, 1966. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tom D'Andrea, Johnny Haymer, (more)
Two parents worry about the feelings of their love-struck teenage son in this engaging romantic comedy. Grif (James Garner) and wife Jenny (Debbie Reynolds) are concerned about their son Davey (Donald Losby). When his girlfriend is slated for a tour of Europe, the teenage boy is heartbroken. Grif, a photographer by trade, draws the assignment as a photo journalist to cover the girl's tour. Jenny is swindled by Mr. Tilly (Terry-Thomas) who takes her money as rent payment on a Riviera villa. The house is owned by a French playboy who allows the pretty mom to stay. Comedy ensues when a jealous Grif discovers wife Jenny in a bikini given to her by the amorous Frenchman. Prolific songwriter Jimmy Webb provides the music for this feature. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- James Garner, Debbie Reynolds, (more)
Christine (Jacqueline Bisset) is the young bank teller who is bored with her job and her husband. She leaves for Las Vegas where she scores a job as a chorus girl. The beautiful Christine does not have the talent to parlay the job into an upwardly mobile career. She marries an older man and becomes a "kept woman." Tommy Marcott (Jim Brown) is the greeter at a casino who poses for pictures with the guests and marries Christine. When Christine is invited to dinner by Roosevelt Dekker (Ramon Bieri), she is beaten up by her host. Tommy tracks down the construction magnate at a local golf course and beats him to a pulp. Danny (Corbett Monica) is the comic who gives Christine her first tour of Vegas and his bedroom. Christine hires a pilot to skywrite an obscenity that sums up her feelings about her experience. Joseph Cotten also appears in this drama of a naive young woman nearly swallowed up by the seamier side of the Las Vegas nightlife. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jacqueline Bisset, Jim Brown, (more)
Overlooked when it first aired February 18, 1972, the made-for-TV Evil Roy Slade has gained a loyal and protective cult following in the past 20 years. The film was the second pilot for a never-sold TV western spoof created by Garry Marshall and Jerry Belson, Sheriff Who?. Actually, it was the second and third pilot, since Evil Roy Slade has been cobbled together from two hour-long films. John Astin is terrific in the title role, playing an outlaw so repulsive that, when he was orphaned and left stranded in the desert as a baby, even the wolves didn't want him! As an adult, Evil Roy Slade can't resist "going the extra mile" in his nastiness: while robbing a bank, he stops to pilfer a fountain pen chained to one of the desks, and the next shot shows Slade riding off into the sunset, dragging the desk behind him. Attempting to reform for the sake of pretty schoolmarm Betsy Potter (Pamela Austin), Slade simply cannot curb his crooked tendencies, so it's up to Dick Shawn as singing Sheriff Bing Bell ("Will somebody please answer that door?") to bring the criminal to justice. Shawn previously appeared in the original 1967 Sheriff Who? pilot as the "fastest interior decorator in the West"; in both films, he's almost unbearably funny. The Marshall/Belson script is full of hilarious running gags and throwaway jokes. Our favorite bit concerns railroad magnate Mickey Rooney's legendary stubby index finger: "They still sing about it around campfires at night," claims Rooney--and indeed, they do. The supporting cast includes such never-fail laughgetters as Milton Berle, Henry Gibson, Dom DeLuise and Edie Adams; also, keep a lookout for John Ritter and Penny Marshall in unbilled bits. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
A TV columnist (Peter Haskell) famous for twisting words to get a juicier story begins to date Mary (Mary Tyler Moore). Flattered by the attention, Mary opens up to the columnist, telling her all about herself and life in the WJM-TV newsroom. Alas, Mary reveals a little too much -- and no one is particularly pleased when the inevitable "warts and all" article hits the stands. "What Is Mary Richards Really Like?" was first broadcast on September 23, 1972. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Nanette Fabray and Bill Quinn return as Mary's parents, Dottie and Walter Richards. Newly retired, Walter has way too much time on his hands, with no hobbies, interests, or close friendships. Helpful daughter Mary (Mary Tyler Moore) decides to alleviate Daddy's boredom by promoting a friendship between Walter and her boss, Lou Grant (Edward Asner). This episode makes a passing reference to a nightly ritual at the Richards apartment that would probably have resulted in a whole half-hour on a show like All in the Family. "You've Got a Friend" first aired on November 25, 1972. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Fans of the The Mary Tyler Moore Show spin-off Rhoda will recall that heroine Rhoda Morganstern (Valerie Harper) has a neurotic younger sister named Brenda. However, in this Mary Tyler Moore episode, Brenda is nowhere to be found; instead, Rhoda has suddenly acquired a kid sister named Debbie (Liberty Williams), who has never been seen before and will never be seen again. No matter, as Debbie serves an important plot purpose when Rhoda and Mary (Mary Tyler Moore) head to New York to attend Debbie's wedding -- an occasion made both memorable and unbearable by Rhoda's mother, Ida (Nancy Walker), who has convinced herself that the air is thick with sibling jealousy. "Rhoda's Sister Gets Married" was originally broadcast on September 29, 1973. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
The American beauty-contest ritual is skewered by screenwriter Jerry Belson and director Michael Ritchie in Smile. The film takes place during an annual pageant in Santa Rosa, CA. The event is supervised by local mover and shaker Brenda DiCarlo (Barbara Feldon), to whom the contest is the most important thing on earth. Nothing -- not even the violent backlash of her neglected husband, Andy (Nicholas Pryor) -- is allowed to interfere with her pet project. Choreographer Tommy French (Michael Kidd), outwardly nasty and cynical, takes money out of his own pocket to insure the safety of the contestants as they parade down a rickety stage runway; chief judge "Big Bob" Freelander (Bruce Dern) discovers that his son is a budding voyeur, information which leads to a silly "politically correct" consequence; and the various contestants scheme to upstage one another through a variety of means (one girl puts Vaseline on her teeth to assure a gleaming smile). Among the contestants are such stars-to-be as Colleen Camp, Denise Nickerson, Annette O'Toole, and Melanie Griffith. Though not a hit itself, Smile has developed a fervent cult following, which led to a Broadway musical version of the property in 1986, with songs by Marvin Hamlisch. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bruce Dern, Barbara Feldon, (more)












