Herbert Achternbush Movies
This German political drama from iconoclastic filmmaker Herbert Achternbusch takes a slightly askew look at neo-Nazis and the Holocaust. His non-story (a typical trait of Achternbusch films) is divided into three parts. The first introduces Hades, an eccentric half-Jewish coffin maker. Also introduced are the women in his life. The second part depicts different scenes from the city's Jewish ghetto. Included are disturbing film clips from Nazi propaganda footage that shows the naked corpses of starved Jews piled up in the streets with the insinuation that the heartless relatives of the dead would unceremoniously toss them out when they expired. In the third part, Hades is buried at sea. In between, neo-Nazis march unopposed in Munich, Hades battles skinheads, and Hades' shop is repeatedly vandalized. A scene where Hades is fascinated with death is also seen. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This esoteric comedy is designed specifically for linguists who are fluent in German - or native German speakers with a passion for language used in the service of (as one reviewer put it) "intellectual anti-intellectualism." Others may find the film's rapid-fire wordplay which skillfully subverts the grammatical and linguistic conventions of the German language difficult or frustrating to follow. The story, such as it is, is that Mixwix is the owner of a department store who literally squats on the roof of his store, while a horde of attendants flatter him and look after his every imaginable want. Even the name of the owner is a play on words, connoting someone who masturbates. The symbol is apt, in that this almost onanistic fantasy is intended to poke fun at the awful seriousness of Germany's intellectual classes. Director Herbert Achternbusch, who has been at this sort of drollery since 1971, has numerous fans in Germany. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfred Edel
Several comedy situations are strung together for this offbeat satire. An unassuming businesswoman is discovered to be the mastermind behind a terrorist organization, and a disgruntled waitress has looks that can kill, literally and not figuratively speaking. In another tacky passage, played as a reoccurring gag, an official is infected with the AIDS virus after suffering a bite from the businesswoman. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Gabi Geist, (more)
With his usual cast of oddball characters and over two hours of polemics and shenanigans, director Herbert Achternbusch is at it again in Heilt Hitler!. The main thrust of this 1986 opus is focused on some questionable cultural traits of Bavaria, and, as might be expected in an Achternbusch work, a large dose of sexual situations, parodies, and innuendo. Certainly a bit long even for his admirers, this journey into a strange world is best taken by the already converted. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Günter Freyse, Herbert Achternbush, (more)
Herbert Achternbusch seems to have made enough money with his many underground films to take this trip to mainland China, camera-toting accomplice at hand, and record life in this vastly different culture. As he films children on the streets, the greenery of parks, and flowers of all colors, he notes how impossible it is to make films in Germany. Apparently German streets, parks, and flowers are not competitive as far as Achternbusch is concerned. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
In one of his wittiest films since the 1977 Bye Bye Bavaria, writer and director Herbert Achternbusch focuses on a couple who have separated, but they meet again in Paris, find they are still in love, and go out to enjoy the city. The hitch is that one of them has had a sex change in the meantime, so they are now a lesbian couple. The former male, a bored and frustrated writer in more than one sense, adopted the name of the woman he loved, Rita, after he became female. It is Rita whom he/she discovers on the stage in Paris, culminating in a happy reunion between one old Rita and another newly created. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Annamirl Bierbichler, Christiane Cohendy, (more)
In yet another salty Herbert Achternbusch interpretation of life, sex, and politics, the prolific director relies on long monologues and visual references to the infamous 1936 Olympics in Berlin and to Nazi concentration camps in order to put across a story involving his father (played by the director himself) and his mother, who was a sports instructor during the time of the Olympics (the year when Achternbusch was conceived). In reality, the film is not so much a story, as a platform for Achternbusch's stand-up routines. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Annamirl Bierbichler, (more)
In another off-the-wall Achternbusch satire that is slow-paced, often unfunny and burdened with wooden acting, at least to those who are not Achternbusch fans, a factory worker carries around a stuffed dog (taxidermist-style) filled with gold and interacts with the Prime Minister, who drinks what looks like ketchup out of a bottle. Some of the comic barbs seem a little obscure, and other jokes -- like a Japanese tour guide played by a very Teutonic actress -- raise a chuckle for some viewers and a question mark for others. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Franz Baumgartner, (more)
This is the tenth film in eight years from writer and director Herbert Achternbusch and is radically out on its own limb. The premise is that Jesus Christ has returned as a fairly palpable ghost behaving in a slightly less than saintly manner, and no one knows how to react to him. He lives on bread and wine, teases the Mother Superior, and has a crown of thorns that nettles him at times. Achternbusch aficionados will readily enthuse about this latest creation though other reactions may vary from amusement to objection. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Annamirl Bierbichler, (more)
"The Blockhead" takes matters into his own hands in one segment in this satire when he puts cyanide in the beer glass of a prominent politician. That is one of the high points in this film from actor, writer, and director Herbert Achternbusch -- a film that is likely to remain enigmatic for anyone not steeped in the German intellectual and political scene of the early '80s. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Annamirl Bierbichler, (more)
Herbert Achternbusch wrote, directed, and starred in this comedy that pokes fun at the German way of subsidizing the art of creating movies and documentaries. He is a filmmaker playing the role of a filmmaker in a film he is making, and as a result, the film jokes might be a little abstruse for some of the viewers. The story centers on a "film" man just out of prison (Achternbusch) who has to make a living with his craft again. He is followed by a reporter who wants an interview, and winds up at an inn called "Zum Neger Erwin," run by a woman whom he convinces to be the leading lady in his planned production. As the story continues, the filmmaker finds ample excuses to pan the financial powers that be, and to paint the beknighted and talented seekers after funds as Neger Erwins, slaves to the funding process. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Herbert Achternbush, Annamirl Bierbichler, (more)
Director and writer Herbert Achternbusch talks his way through a series of monologues as he plays a private investigator out to discover the truth about the extermination of the Jews in World War II, but the people he interviews seem unwilling or unable to remember back that far. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Annamirl Bierbichler, Herbert Achternbush, (more)
This is another unclassifiable movie by Herbert Achternbusch, whose other odd movies give solid evidence of his gnomic abilities. These include The Atlantic Swimmers and Bye Bye Bavaria. The story of Der Comanche is a mix of satire and high philosophical comedy. Herbert (played by Achternbusch) is a patient in a hospital whose dreams are of such salable quality that his wife sells them, without editing, directly to television. This is an era, apparently, where the man's imaginings can be made visible through electronic magic of some kind. In one scene, he is in Ceylon, asking the two elephants if they are his wife and children. Generally, though, since he believes he is an actual Native American Comanche tribesman, his dream adventures unfold accordingly. Herbert speaks in a thick Bavarian dialect, so his extremely witty lines may be difficult for some German speakers to understand. Once he is released from the hospital, he goes to a restaurant in the Vienna Woods to conduct a Comanche raid on the palefaces drinking beer there. Once there, a highly abstruse discussion about life, etc., takes place. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Annamirl Bierbichler, Heinz Braun, (more)
Determined to do something good, the monk Herbert (Herbert Achternbusch) starts small, and works himself up to be elected Pope. There he spreads his new gospel, based on belief in the Easter Bunny, and works a few miracles. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Heinz Braun
In this somewhat experimental satirical black comedy, a renowned and sensitive poet and writer is fed up with the crudenesses of his native Bavaria and, in a well-publicized move, says he refuses even to die there. Instead, followed by reporters, he retires to Greenland. There, he has a reunion with his girlfriend, and gains some idea of the current situation of his wife before he dies. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Annamirl Bierbichler, Herbert Achternbush, (more)
While they are vacationing in a Bavarian lakeside resort, two bored residents of Munich agree to swim the Atlantic together to win a prize. Much of this comedy of the impossible is in a version of the Bavarian dialect, as the two swim the "Atlantic," which often appears to be a mountain lake. In one scene, as the two swim along, they encounter a fisherman who beats at them with his paddle. Along with its droll dialogue in the tradition of Kurt Valentin, the film's imagery is reminiscent of the paintings of Caspar David Friedrich. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Heinz Braun, Herbert Achternbush, (more)
Heart of Glass (Herz aus Glas) is essentially a treatise by Werner Herzog on the power and importance of art. Director Herzog was known to put his actors through the wringer to get the results he wanted. In this film, Herzog decided that the best way to get his people to dance to the crack of his whip was to actually put them under hypnosis! The dazed, zombie-like performances certainly fit the subject matter. This is the story of an 18th-century Bavarian glassblower who by virtue of his delicate work virtually casts a spell over his neighbors. When the glassblower dies, the townsfolk discover that he failed to leave behind the secret for his special ruby glassware -- and will do literally anything to find the answer. The word usually used to describe Heart of Glass is "haunting"; some viewers have gone beyond haunted and into "possessed." Watch carefully and spot director Herzog in a bit as a glass carrier. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Clemens Scheitz
German director Werner Herzog's internationally acclaimed "breakthrough" film is based on the famous story of mysterious 19th-century child genius Kasper Hauser. As played by Bruno S., Hauser shows up unannounced in the middle of a village square, frightening the populace with his bizarre behavior. He cannot talk, nor is there any indication of his parentage, thus Kaspar is immediately the object of close scrutiny from the authorities. When he finally does develop the power of speech, he reveals a highly advanced state of intelligence, as well as a seeming gift of prophecy. The winner of the 1975 Grand Jury prize at the Cannes Film Festival, Every Man for Himself and God Against All was originally released in Germany under the title Jeder für Sich und Gott Gegen Alle. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bruno S., Brigitte Mira, (more)











