Alfonso Zayas Movies
- 1987
A traveling tent show accused of being a risque cabaret is the focus of this comedy. Chief Junior (Alfonso Zayas) is the wicked land developer who tries to run the show out of town. Sexual innuendo, sight gags, and bathroom humor dominates this low-budget feature. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas, Carmen Salinas, (more)
When a Latino pimp messes with the Mafia, he finds himself in a dangerous situation. Dialogue is in Spanish. ~ Kristie Hassen, All Movie Guide
- 1986
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In this Mexican comedy starring Alfonso Zayas, a troublemaker who has made more than his fair share of enemies in life is forced to disguise himself as a woman, a clown, and even an old man in order to elude his would-be attackers. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
Maria Elena Velasco stars in this Mexican comedy concerning an ancient talisman, and the troubles that can arise when life's little accidents spiral out of control. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- 1986
In this sex comedy, Beatriz (Angelica Chain) is married to Roberto (Alfonso Zayas), though theirs is not a union made in heaven. Roberto is always on the lookout for an attractive woman, which causes the expected problems in his marriage. Adding a strange undertone of the macabre is a story about a psycho on the loose who goes after hookers. Adding another layer of confusion is Beatriz' sister Juliet (Chain again), who looks just like her except for her hair color, though none of the other characters seem to notice any resemblance. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas, Angélica Chaín, (more)
The mystery-comedy El Dia de los Albaniles 3 features Alfonso Zayas as a horny laborer who is employed rebuilding structures after an earthquake. His woman-chasing habits are curtailed when his wife gets a job at the same location. When the wife disappears, the man suspects something terrible might have happened to her and begins an investigation. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
El Gato Con Gatas 2 concerns a flirtatious man who often takes abuse from his wife because of his amorous advances towards other women. He gains a greater understanding of the downside of his behavior when some of the men married to the women he has flirted with begin to take exception. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
A young heiress cannot get her hands on the family fortune until she marries, so she takes her friends' advice and chooses an expendable spouse. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
In this caper outing, a pair of thieves pull off a grand robbery but then find themselves having to deal with some serious trust issues. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
After losing his long-standing status as king of the cabaret by spending too much time soaking up sun on the beach, a determined former star devises an ingenious plan to reclaim his former title in a this sexy Spanish-language comedy from director Victor Manuel Castro. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas
- 1983
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In this over-the-top comedy from Mexico, Tun Tun and Alfonso Zayas play a pair of good friends who go into business for themselves when Tun Tun wins big in a bet on a sporting match. The two buy a bar that, in addition to dispensing drinks, also serves as a clearinghouse for gigolos offering lonely women romance in exchange for money. Zayas, who has always considered himself a top ladies' man, eagerly steps in as the club's new bartender and leading male escort, but he soon finds that his clientele is largely made up of alcoholics, aging old maids, women with medical conditions, and even a few cross-dressing men. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
An all-star cast of popular Mexican comics appears in this uneven sex comedy. A wife paints a nude picture of her husband who suspects infidelity when he is not portrayed as being anatomically correct. A veterinarian becomes obsessed over a beautiful showgirl, and the devil emerges from hell to enjoy the earthly pleasures of bar hopping. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jorge Rivero, Sasha Montenegro, (more)
Pancho Medrano (Alfonso Zayas) is an attorney married to an overweight wife (Carmen Salinas), who along with their children constantly depress him. When his friend Marcelo (Armando Silvestre) announces his wedding plans, Pancho and his friend throw a bachelor party complete with booze and loose women. Sight gags, sexual innuendo, and tasteless humor abound. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas, Carmen Salinas, (more)
Victor Manuel Castro's gender bending romantic comedy Hembra o Macho stars Lorena Herrara as an exotic dancer who hires a repressed lawyer after being involved in a traffic accident. Deciding to mess with the layer because of his homophobic beliefs, the dancer begins flirting with him while pretending to be a transvestite. Sure enough, the games get more complicated when the layer begins to fall in love. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
La Cantina concerns the unusual relationship between a father and a daughter. The dad is a warm and likable man, but he has a serious alcohol problem. His daughter loves him, but is continuously frustrated by his unreliability. Things finally reach the point where the daughter moves out, but the father is surprised when she ends up staying with one of his usual drinking buddies. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
