Alfonso Zayas Movies
A ravishing black woman sends every man around her into a frenzy of heated passion in this film starring Tun Tun and Caesar Bono, and inspired by the popular song of the same name. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
A bunch of imbibing party-crashers, led by rude and crude Agapto, decide they should have been invited to a big-whig's high-society type party. ~ All Movie Guide
A young heiress cannot get her hands on the family fortune until she marries, so she takes her friends' advice and chooses an expendable spouse. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
When a Latino pimp messes with the Mafia, he finds himself in a dangerous situation. Dialogue is in Spanish. ~ Kristie Hassen, All Movie Guide
Maria Elena Velasco stars in this Mexican comedy concerning an ancient talisman, and the troubles that can arise when life's little accidents spiral out of control. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
Mexican comedienne La India Maria stars in this political comedy in which a woman who has no political experience to speak of is inexplicably elected to the office of mayor. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- María Elena Velasco, Adalberto "Resortes" Martinez, (more)
- 1981
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One of the more offensive, poorly scripted "comedies" to come out of Mexico in any era, the "hot Mexicans" of the title are sexually fixated men who either rape women, commit incest, practice adultery, or otherwise engage in supposedly comic expressions of their sexual urges. Roberto (Alfonso Zayas) is such an "accomplished" rapist that no victim presses charges against him and he symbolizes the ultimate goal for the rest of the men he knows. Next time, director and co-scripter (Gilberto Martinez-Solares) should aim a little higher, which should not be difficult at all. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas, Angélica Aragón, (more)
An unrepentant ladies man begins to experience romantic longings for his psychiatrist as the devil comes to Earth in hopes of experiencing true love in director Victor Manuel Castro's quirky comedy classic. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
Victor Manuel Castro's thriller La Pulqueria 2 stars Leticia Perdigon and Maria Luisa Alcala as a pair of women who behind bars after being suspected of a murder they had nothing to do with. In order to guarantee that he stays a free man, the actual murderer (Luis Reynoso) hatches a plot to have the two murdered while in prison. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
In this caper outing, a pair of thieves pull off a grand robbery but then find themselves having to deal with some serious trust issues. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- 1983
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In this over-the-top comedy from Mexico, Tun Tun and Alfonso Zayas play a pair of good friends who go into business for themselves when Tun Tun wins big in a bet on a sporting match. The two buy a bar that, in addition to dispensing drinks, also serves as a clearinghouse for gigolos offering lonely women romance in exchange for money. Zayas, who has always considered himself a top ladies' man, eagerly steps in as the club's new bartender and leading male escort, but he soon finds that his clientele is largely made up of alcoholics, aging old maids, women with medical conditions, and even a few cross-dressing men. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- 1986
In this sex comedy, Beatriz (Angelica Chain) is married to Roberto (Alfonso Zayas), though theirs is not a union made in heaven. Roberto is always on the lookout for an attractive woman, which causes the expected problems in his marriage. Adding a strange undertone of the macabre is a story about a psycho on the loose who goes after hookers. Adding another layer of confusion is Beatriz' sister Juliet (Chain again), who looks just like her except for her hair color, though none of the other characters seem to notice any resemblance. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfonso Zayas, Angélica Chaín, (more)
- 1986
Pedro Infante, Alfonso Zayas, and Angelica Chain star in a hilarious Spanish-language send-up of the police training system inspired by the American Police Academy series. When a pair of bored, bumbling cops (Luis de Alba and Tun Tun) decide to create a police academy, the steady stream of moronic incompetents who enroll come off more like court jesters than serious-minded authority figures. As the time comes for one of the students to take his first case - the investigation of a cheating wife - the chaos that follows threatens to tarnish the image of the academy and forever change the way locals look at law enforcement. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
