Alonna Shaw Movies
- 2000
Drew (Drew Carey) gets his job back at Winfred-Louder, but only on condition that he pose as the "gay" partner of Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson)--who risks deportation if he isn't wed to an American. In order to continue pulling the wool over the eyes of the INS, Wick moves in with Drew, a setup that makes both of them miserable. Sympathetic to their friend's plight, Oswald (Diedrich Bader) and Lewis (Ryan Stiles) suggest that Drew cheer himself up by having sex with a woman--but alas, the most likely candidate is Kate (Christa Miller), who is now "just friends" with Drew and doesn't intend to be otherwise. The girl finally chosen for the Big Event is Jenny (Jamie Luner), the extremely weird and grotesquely horny cousin of Drew's sworn enemy Mimi (Kathy Kinney)! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- 1993
- R
Burly British actor John Rhys-Davies forsakes the good-guy motions he'd gone through in Raiders of the Lost Ark and TV's The Untouchables to play the villain in 1993's Cyborg Cop. If you've guessed that this is Robocop redux, you're on the money. The title character has been converted from man to machine on a remote Caribbean island. Unfortunately, Cyborg Cop is as evil as his mentor (Rhys-Davies), so it's up to the mechanical man's DEA-agent brother to straighten him out. Lovely scenery, some exciting scenes, lots of grade-A ham from the redoubtable Rhys-Davies. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- David Bradley, John Rhys-Davies, (more)
Jean-Claude Van Damme proves that two cracked heads are better than one in Double Impact. Van Damme plays twins Chad and Alex, who were separated at birth when their parents were brutally murdered by members of a Hong Kong criminal cartel. Incredibly both Chad and Alex have grown up to become world-class martial arts experts. Chad is a snobbish Californian karate instructor, while Alex is a cigar-smoking smuggler in Hong Kong. The two are brought back together by the family bodyguard Frank Avery (Geoffrey Lewis) to team up to avenge their parents' murder. But stacked against them is a thoroughly nasty, over-the-top assassin named Moon (martial arts film great Bolo Yeung). ~ Paul Brenner, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geoffrey Lewis, (more)
