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Andre Lascaris Movies

2013  
 
Two friends who once tied for last place in their hometown beauty pageant seek redemption by attending the pageant's lavish anniversary gala, and winning the crown that once eluded their grasp. Years after suffering that childhood humiliation, Kate and Chloe are both pushing 30, and living in New York City. Their lives haven't exactly turned out as planned, so upon learning of the pageant's upcoming anniversary celebration, they hit the road bound for their hometown, determined to succeed where they once failed. Should they win, the victory may mark the beginning of an exciting new chapter in their unfulfilled lives. June Diane Raphael, Casey Wilson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Alicia Silverstone, and Jon Cryer star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2012  
 
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This documentary examines the effect of Somali pirates on individuals and the global economy. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi

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2011  
PG13  
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A woman tries to pass her unconventional family off as a wholesome churchgoing household in this comedy. Eileen Cleary (Kathleen Turner) is a devout Catholic housewife who is a tireless volunteer at her church, ready to help with a fund-raising effort or deliver meals to shut-ins at a moment's notice. Eileen's pastor, Monsignor Murphy (Richard Chamberlain), is impressed enough to nominate her for the honor of "Catholic Woman of the Year," and when she learns that full absolution of all her past sins is one of the perks that comes with the honor, she's determined to win. However, Eileen also finds out that there's a hitch -- the nominees are expected to invite the Archbishop to their home for dinner, and her household hardly seems like the picture of moral well-being. Her husband Frank (Michael McGrady) struggles with a drinking problem, her son Frank Jr. (Jason Ritter) is in the midst of a divorce and is involved with a woman who is not Catholic, and her daughter Shannon (Emily Deschanel) is a lesbian who is about to marry her partner Angela (Angelique Cabral) and is already carrying their child. Does Eileen stand a chance against her longtime rival Agnes Dunn (Sharon Lawrence), who is also in the running for the title? The Perfect Family was the first feature film from director Anne Renton. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Kathleen TurnerEmily Deschanel, (more)
 
2008  
R  
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Desperate to live a "normal" life after functioning for years as a contract killer for the CIA, a female assassin learns that this is one job that she can't just walk away from when "the system" frames her for the murder of the person she loves most. Accused of killing her husband and hunted by the very people she once worked for, the trained assassin hatches a plan to hit back where it hurts most and prove her innocence in the process. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2007  
R  
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When a lonely young girl named Anna walks into her local independent video store in search of an erotic film, the clerk behind the counter vows to transcend her emotional barriers and win her heart in this quirky relationship comedy written, directed by, and starring Marianna Palka. Though the lovelorn clerk in question (Jason Ritter) is a bit of a creep and perhaps even a potential stalker, the contentious relationship forged between the pair as he repeatedly seeks Anna's affections (and is continually shot down) eventually leads to an unusual, yet wholly unavoidable, confrontation that offers offbeat insight into the state of modern romance. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Marianna PalkaJason Ritter, (more)