Irina Voronina Movies
A vengeful stripper schemes to take a slimy casino owner for all he's worth, but finds her foolproof plan foiled by a collaborator with a secret agenda. In Las Vegas, money equals power, and few men have more of both than wealthy casino owner Barry Kaylin. A thirty-something bachelor who owns four Las Vegas casinos, Barry lives life to the fullest and never apologizes to anyone. One night, while anticipating the arrival of two potential business associates at his sprawling desert mansion, Barry hires five local dancers to make a big impression. The proceedings take a dark turn, however, when Barry snorts too much cocaine over the course of the evening and forces himself on Jennifer, the youngest of the sultry strippers. Confronted by police the following day, Barry claims that the sex was consensual. As a result, the local prosecutor refuses to press charges, and Barry walks away a free man. But Jennifer isn't willing to let Barry off so easily, and immediately begins scheming with her four sexy friends to take him for all he's worth by targeting the crown jewel of his massive empire -- the highly lucrative Crystal Sky Casino. With the help of two male employees, Jennifer and her friends will rob the Crystal Sky blind, perhaps even putting Barry out of business for good. As preparations for the big job get under way, one member of the team goes rogue. By the time the others catch wind of the secret agenda, it's already too late, and a notorious hit man emerges to blow the entire plot sky high. With precious little time to lose, the remaining members of the team attempt to stay alive long enough to carry out their cunning plan. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Amylia Joiner, Jay Anthony Franke, (more)
The bumbling cops of Comedy Central's hit television series take a trip to Miami Beach for a national police convention. After the trip there turns out to be much more difficult than anticipated, the bumbling crew must leap into action when the convention center becomes the target of a biological terrorist attack. Lieutenant Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon) must keep together his motley and inept crew in order to save everyone from the disaster, and keep peace on the streets of the popular Florida city. The film features the same cast from the popular Comedy Central series of the same name. ~ Perry Seibert, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Lennie Loftin, Danny DeVito, (more)
A disgraced former ping pong champion is drawn back into the world of high-stakes table tennis to carry out a top-secret mission in the feature directorial debut of Reno 911! writer/director Ben Garant. Far removed from the rigidly regulated world of professional sports, clandestine ping pong tournaments offer thrilling competition where only the strong survive. There was a time when the mere mention of the name Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) was enough to make even those most hardened ping pong player cower in fear, but these days Randy has fallen out of favor with ping-pong fans. The former champ soon receives a much-needed shot at redemption, however, when he is recruited by a determined FBI agent named Rodriguez (George Lopez) to win a coveted spot in the upcoming underground table tennis tournament and ferret out the nefarious Feng (Christopher Walken), whose thriving criminal empire has transformed him into a true menace to society. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, (more)
Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the "biggest" movies ever to hit the silver screen in this comedy that gives such popular box-office hits as Pirates of the Caribbean and Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe the same treatment that Scary Movie gave to the slasher subgenre. A virtual smorgasbord of spoof, Epic Movie tells the tale of four fully grown orphans: one the victim of snakes that attacked her plane, another raised by a kindly Louvre curator, the third a Mexican "libre" wrestling refuge, and the last an average mutant from an "X"-community. When the curious quartet visits a sprawling chocolate factory, they stumble across a magical wardrobe which transports them to the enchanted land of Gnarnia. It seems that the wondrous fantasy land has recently fallen under the spell of the evil White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge), and in order to bring peace back to Gnarnia these four bumbling mortals will have to join forces with a charismatic pirate, a painfully sincere group of aspiring wizards, and one particularly libidinous lion. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, (more)
