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Brigitte Nielsen Movies

Statuesque Danish actress Brigitte Nielsen was once married to Sylvester Stallone. As for her career achievements...uh....Statuesque Danish actress Brigitte Nielsen was once married to Sylvester Stallone. Well, let's be fair: she wasn't bad as the comic-book sword 'n' sorcery heroine Red Sonja in the 1985 film of the same name. And she certainly filled the costumes (what there were of them) in Domino (89) and Chained Heat 2 (93). To fully assess the thespic skills of Brigitte Nielsen, one must witness her starkly realistic performance as a curvaceous NASA detective in the lunar looney tune Murder by Moonlight (93). Appearances in minor films would continue for Nielsen throughout the 90's and 2000's, but the actress's second wind would come in the form of reality TV. After a memorable stint on VH1's The Surreal Life in 2004, Nielsen would go on to appear on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
1999  
R  
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Unctuous uberzillionaire Max Gast (Udo Kier), a diabolical industrialist who thinks the world is dangerously overpopulated, prepares to use his space-based weapon to cause widespread nuclear meltdowns at power plants around the world and thereby reduce the population by several hundred million. And he'll rule the survivors with his statuesque -- some would say wooden -- wife Elizabeth (Brigitte Nielsen) by his side as his queen. But Max didn't count on suave, savvy, and handsome special agent Jack Logan (Joe Lara) coming to the planet's rescue. ~ Buzz McClain, Rovi

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Starring:
Joe LaraUdo Kier, (more)
 
1999  
 
This Italian comedy takes an affectionate look at a motley group of free-lance photographers desperate to grab a good shot of a celebrity, with a host of Italian TV personalities appearing as themselves. "The Potato" (Roberto Brunetti) is a would-be paparazzo who lives with his uncle (Christian De Sica) and two other aspiring cameramen, "King" (Diego Abatantuono) and "Ciro 3000" (Nino D'Angelo). They join forces with the remarkably inept "Mr. Bean" (Massimo Boldi, and no relation to Rowan Atkinson's better-known character of the same name) in hopes of getting the kind of pictures that will make their reputation. The stalked celebrities in Paparazzi include Brigitte Nielsen, who with characteristic aggressiveness threatens one of the shutterbugs with a large pair of scissors. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Christian de SicaMassimo Boldi, (more)
 
1997  
PG  
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This goofy low-budget comedy follows a group of maverick misanthropes as they try to save the struggling title school from financial ruin. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Jim VarneyCorey Haim, (more)
 
1996  
R  
A high-profile Hollywood action star at the pinnacle of his success finds his livelihood threatened when an investigative reporter reveals his extramarital affair and he becomes the prime suspect in the subsequent murder of his wife. Rick Stone (Danny Fendley) was a big name on the silver screen until reporter Dana Fields (Dana Plato) came along, but when footage of Rick and his secret lover Stephanie (Brigitte Nielsen) hits the airwaves, the one-time Hollywood heavyweight finds both his career and his personal life thrown into a tragic tailspin from which neither is likely to recover. When Rick's wife is murdered and he becomes the prime suspect in the resulting police investigation, the fallen star is forced to enlist the aid of the very woman who ruined his career and the mistress with whom he is still connected to clear his name and take a second shot at stardom. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1995  
R  
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Two vengeful assassins are loose on the streets of New Orleans and are looking to systematically murder some of the elite Special Crimes Agents responsible for sending them to prison. Now only the two leaders of the highly trained corps will be able to stop the slaughter. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Brigitte NielsenRobert Davi, (more)
 
1995  
 
In this science fiction adventure, the evil warrior Kyla (Richard Moll) has stolen a sacred crystal that is the source of all life on the Planet Sintaria. A similar crystal exists on Earth, and Ladera (Brigitte Nielsen), a mighty soldier for the forces of good, sets out to claim it before it can fall into Kyla's hands. When she arrives on Earth, she discovers that the unscrupulous Jed Sanders (John H. Brennan) has already grabbed the crystal, and may sell it to crime boss Victor (Fred Asparagus) to pay off his debts. Filmmaker Sam Raimi appears in a bit part. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Brigitte NielsenRichard Moll, (more)
 
1992  
R  
Mayoral candidate Dr. Rachel Olsen (Brigitte Nielsen) has a dangerous plan for swift justice in the form of a band of ex-convicts, called the Peacemakers, who roam the streets to do her bidding. When a boxer friend (Tony Burton) is killed by Olsen's thugs, an outlaw cop (Jeff Wincott) goes undercover to get evidence, and works his way up to the inner circle of the doctor's army. ~ John Bush, Rovi

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1992  
PG  
This youth-oriented actioner centers on a 17-year-old boy whose exceptional video-game-playing ability leads him to become a rookie spy with a mysterious organization that assigns him to get a mysterious package to Los Angeles ASAP. En route, the youth finds himself entangled in a deadly terrorist plot involving his dangerous package. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Corey HaimBrigitte Nielsen, (more)
 
1992  
R  
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Ten years after the original Chained Heat (1983), this follow-up appeared, more of a remake than a sequel to the first film. Kimberley Kates stars as Alex Morrison, an American tourist in Prague, Czechoslovakia, who is unjustly arrested and incarcerated at Razik Prison. There, the bodacious, drug-addicted warden Magda Kassar (Brigitte Nielsen) rules with an iron fist and the help of her sadistic assistant, Rosa Schmidt (Jana Svandova), a prisoner who has become a trustee. It seems that Magda and Rosa have set up the beautiful Alex, the latest in a long line of physically attractive women they've ensnared at the prison for use as unwilling prostitutes at a nearby casino and as actresses in cheap porn films. While Alex befriends a fellow newcomer, Tina (Lucie Benes) and a transvestite named Bobo (David Buonantony), her sister Susan (Kari Whitman) attempts to get help on the outside from an American diplomat. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Brigitte NielsenPaul Koslo, (more)
 
1991  
 
In this straight-to-video sequel to the 1988 horror film, Patrick O'Bryan returns as Spike, again battling the supernatural in a college town. The majority of the plot deals with pretty Robin (Debbie James), a coed who learns that her dean, Prof. Grubeck (Rene Assa), is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill. One amusing scene has Leslie Ryan watching It's a Wonderful Life on her TV, which then sucks her in and turns into Night of the Living Dead. Directed by exploitation veteran Jim Wynorski, the film is full of obligatory in-jokes and a familiar genre cast including Monique Gabrielle and George "Buck" Flower, but isn't very scary or imaginative. Brigitte Nielsen appears briefly. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi

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1991  
 
In this futuristic sci-fi political drama, the minerals of the moon are being exploited by both Russian and American mining companies. When a terrorist threatens an American mining company, a KGB agent teams up with a NASA investigator to stop them. The two agents are attracted to each other and this nearly derails their assignment. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1988  
R  
After a couple decides to part ways and begin seeing other people, the ex-husband still desires his ex-wife and attempts to get her back in this comedy (featuring bikinied Nielsen and Alt). ~ Kristie Hassen, Rovi

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Starring:
Carol AltLuca Barbareschi, (more)
 
1988  
R  
In this Italian film, a mysterious caller piques the interest of an attractive woman (Brigitte Nielsen), and the two form an unusual relationship. ~ Iotis Erlewine, Rovi

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Starring:
Brigitte NielsenTomas Arana, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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Detroit cop Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) has seemingly smoothed out his differences with his Beverly Hills superior Bogomil (Ronny Cox), but there's trouble ahead for both men, not to mention two other holdovers from the first Cop film, officers Rosewood (Judge Reinhold) and Taggart (John Ashton). The "untouchable" heavy this time out is masterminding a series of violent robberies, committed by leather-freak hoods Dean Stockwell and Brigitte Nielsen. Unaccumstomed to this nastiness, Bogomil entreats street-smart Foley to help find the miscreants. But mean-spirited chief of police Lutz (Allen Garfield) will brook no interference from outsiders-especially the profanely insouciant Mr. Foley. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Eddie MurphyJudge Reinhold, (more)
 
1986  
R  
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Crime is the disease and Sylvester Stallone is the cure in Cobra, a high-octane rehash of the Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry films, burnished to a 1980s action sheen. Stallone is Marion Cobretti, a cop called in when regular police methods have failed. Cobra is sent to get a cult of Charles Manson-like serial killers and to protect Ingrid (Brigitte Nielsen), a beautiful, statuesque witness who is set to testify against them. Cobra deposits Ingrid in an out-of-the-way town for safe-keeping, but a mole in the police department tips off the killers. The gang comes racing into town to get Ingrid, but Cobra is there waiting for them, ready to spring into action. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Sylvester StalloneBrigitte Nielsen, (more)
 
1985  
PG  
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The third sequel to Sylvester Stallone's boxing blockbuster combines the ringside sports melodrama of the previous installments with the Cold War patriotism of the star/director's other motion picture series of the 1980s, the Rambo saga. Stallone is back as Rocky Balboa, the heavyweight champion of the world and now good friend of his one-time nemesis, Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers). Creed is brutally slaughtered in the boxing ring during a lop-sided exhibition match against the superhuman Russian boxer Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren), an event that Rocky takes personally. Vowing revenge against Drago in the name of Creed and the United States, Rocky is invited to the Soviet Union for a matchup and hires Creed's former manager (Tony Burton) to get him in shape. While Drago trains using the latest technology, Rocky's ascetic preparations are a low-key affair of carrying logs up hills through knee-deep Russian snow. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Sylvester StalloneTalia Shire, (more)
 
1985  
PG13  
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Brigitte Nielsen appears as warrior woman Sonja, who unites with a couple of other gladiator types (including Arnold Schwarzenegger) to overthrow the evil queen Gedren (Sandahl Bergman) and avenge the deaths of Sonja's family. This story descends from the writings of Robert E. Howard (author of Conan). ~ Rovi

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Starring:
Brigitte NielsenArnold Schwarzenegger, (more)