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Linda Teverbaugh Movies

2004  
 
Still acting as surrogate father after the curious disappearance of his brother Steve, Drew (Drew Carey) gives his nephew Gus (Matthew Josten) a swell present: namely, a woodburning set. Alas, it isn't long before Mimi's house goes up in flames--and of course, Mimi (Kathy Kinney) blames Drew for providing Gus with the means of destruction. Meanwhile, Oswald (Diedrich Bader) goes into the change-machine business, sublimely ignorant of the fact that he'll never make a dime no matter how many dimes pass through his hands. This episode originally aired back to back with "Liar, Liar, House on Fire". ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2003  
 
Before accepting any marriage proposal, Lily (Tammy Lauren) insists upon knowing the "real" Drew (Drew Carey). Thus, our hero drops his gentlemanly façade and reveals the awful truth--porn collection, flatulence and all. This doesn't bother Lily, but she is still upset at the notion that Drew merely wants to marry her merely because he's already plunked down $3000 to book the chapel. Can our hero persuade Lily to accept his offer with the help of a "coming attractions" video featuring some familiar participants? Elsewhere, Mimi (Kathy Kinney) tries to arrange a date between Kellie (Cynthia Watros) and Mr. Donahue (Pat Finn), headmaster of an exclusive prep school in which she wants to enroll baby Gus; and Lewis (Ryan Stiles) and Oswald (Diedrich Bader) make a game effort to market "Beer-sicles". This episode was originally telecast in tandem with the Season Eight finale "The Bataan Wedding March". ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2002  
 
In the conclusion of a two-part story, Drew (Drew Carey) has fallen in love with Dawn (A.J. Langer), whom he met by chance during a bus ride. Now he must gently let down Robin (Lori Laughlin), the girl chosen as his future bride by professional matchmaker Larry. But there's another problem that needs an instant solution: Drew is never permitted a moment alone with Dawn, thanks to her ex-boyfriends who keep hanging around her house (in fact, one of them is still living above her garage!) And what about Kellie (Cynthia Watros), who still hasn't gotten over her high school crush on our hero? ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2002  
 
Season Eight of The Drew Carey Show is launched with the first episode of a two-part story. Winfred-Louder has been purchased by a pair of computer nerds named Scott (Jonathan Mangum) and Evan (Kyle Howard) who transform the place into a dot.com called "NeverendingStore." This means that Drew and Mimi have lost the jobs--and making matters worse, Mimi's husband Steve is unemployed and Drew's homicidal "ex" Nicki is still living in his house, wrecking all his current romances. Enter the series' newest regular, Kellie Newmark (Cynthia Watros), an exotic dancer who turns out to be Drew's old high-school classmate--and before long, SHE has taken up residence in Casa Carey. Finally, Kate returns from New York with a shocking announcement. This two-parter marks the beginning of a season-long tradition, whereby the series' theme song "Five O'Clock World" is performed by a different artist in each episode. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2002  
 
No sooner have Lord Mercer (Jim Piddock) and his daughter Milan (Jessica Cauffiel) awarded the Winfred-Louder employees for a great sales year than they find out that they've been cheated by their accountant, and thus have to impose massive layoffs. Those remaining on the staff are re-assigned to sales, with Drew taking over the underwear department--and there's even more humiliation for everyone when the store in transformed into a discount outlet. And in other developments, Drew's ex-wife Nicki (Kate Walsh) returns to town, fat, homeless--and homicidal. Softhearted Drew allows Nicki to stay at his house, never suspecting that she plans to murder him as soon as she gets around to it! This is the final episode of The Drew Carey Show's seventh season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2002  
 
Drew (Drew Carey) is invited to Spain for Milan Mercer's (Jessica Cauffiel) 20th birthday party, replete with supermodel guests. Unfortunately, he must first deal with Lewis and Oswald, who have landed jobs as airport security guards to pay for Oswald's nursing-school tuition. As a result, Oswald ends up in the custody of the security supervisor (and it's not the first time), and ultimately gets sidetracked to Greenland, where he runs afoul of an insanely jealous husband! TV journalists Leslie Sykes and Suzanne Sena appears as themselves. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2001  
 
Henry Winkler guest stars as Mr. Newsome, the easygoing new owner of Winfred-Louder. Immediately connecting with Drew (Drew Carey), Mr. Newsome confides that he is planning to oust Mr. Wick as personnel manager--and put Drew in his place. He intends to make this announcement official at a board meeting, right after attending Drew's Halloween haunted-house party. Alas, Newsome takes one look at the phony bat flying through the house and drops dead of a heart attack--leaving Drew to utilize his newfound skills as a ventriloquist to (hopefully) carry the day at the board meeting! Meanwhile, Lewis (Ryan Stiles) is hideously deformed (or to be precise, more hideously deformed than usual) by a demented dentist. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2001  
 
Unable to get over his near-fatal accident, Drew (Drew Carey) has vowed never to drive a car again. But he may have to renounce his vows thanks to blundering Oswald (Diedrich Bader), who, assigned to deliver Easter baskets on behalf of Winfred-Louder, not only misses several stops, but also stores the chocolate bunnies in a hot basement--where they end up as an unappetizing mass of "chocolate gravy". Elsewhere, Lewis (Ryan Stiles) falls for a woman whom he describes as The Water Goddess. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2001  
 
The Drew Carey Show departs from its usual format in the series' two-part Season Seven opener (originally telecast as a single hour-long special). Fluctuating between their sitcom characters and themselves, Drew Carey and the cast serve up a crazy cornucopia of quickie sketches, unified by the common theme of "back to school". Part Two features Drew, Kate (Christa Miller) and a little girl in a cautionary fable about "the dangers of cooties"; a lecture from Kate about how being a cheerleader can help you meet politicians in later life; a drug-expose spoof wherein undercover cop Oswald (Diedrich Bader) forgets to take off his uniform while orchestrating a "bust"; and a talking zit, who looks and sounds like Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson), dispensing sage advice about dating. Musical guest stars include Uncle Kracker, who sings "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and helps Mimi (Kathy Kinney) with a crossword puzzle; Peter Frampton, performing "You Had to Be There" and revealing a past fling with Mimi (the source of his tattoo); and Sugar Ray, whose lead singer Mark McGrath squeezes in a math lesson while joining a rendition of "Answer the Phone". This episode was originally slated to air on September 19, 2001. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2001  
 
The Drew Carey Show departs from its usual format in the series' two-part Season Seven opener (originally telecast as a single hour-long special). Fluctuating between their sitcom characters and themselves, Drew Carey and the cast serve up a crazy cornucopia of quickie sketches, unified by the common theme of "back to school". Part One finds Drew as the star of a teen-hygine film spoof about puberty, while Ryan Stiles portrays a clumsy--and headless--industrial arts teacher and Christa Miller, Jenny McCarthy and Amanda Bynes stage a slumber-party sketch while the male cast and crew members lecherously look on from the sidelines. Also: Lewis (Styles) and Oswald (Ryan Stiles) become backup singers for SHeDAISY (performing "I Will . . .But"; Kate (Miller) unearths Oswald's past as a wimpy cheerleader; Mimi (Kathy Kinney) jealousy guards her heavy-metal version of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" from Smash Mouth (who sing "Pacific Coast Party"); and a pair of horny teenagers pay the ultimate price for their fantasies when their pants explode. This episode was originally slated to air on September 19, 2001. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2000  
 
Mr. Nichols (Bruce A. Nichols), the pious new boss at Winfred-Louder, assumes that Drew (Drew Carey) is gay and thus consigns our hero to his "crap list." To curry favor with Nichols, Drew attends services at his boss' church, and even volunteers to sing at an upcoming fundraiser. Unfortunately, Drew's screeching rendition of "MacArthur Park"--replete with accordion and knee cymbals--is horrible beyond belief, but Drew refuses to accept this fact despite the admonitions of friends and enemies alike. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2000  
 
Drew (Drew Carey) gets his job back at Winfred-Louder, but only on condition that he pose as the "gay" partner of Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson)--who risks deportation if he isn't wed to an American. In order to continue pulling the wool over the eyes of the INS, Wick moves in with Drew, a setup that makes both of them miserable. Sympathetic to their friend's plight, Oswald (Diedrich Bader) and Lewis (Ryan Stiles) suggest that Drew cheer himself up by having sex with a woman--but alas, the most likely candidate is Kate (Christa Miller), who is now "just friends" with Drew and doesn't intend to be otherwise. The girl finally chosen for the Big Event is Jenny (Jamie Luner), the extremely weird and grotesquely horny cousin of Drew's sworn enemy Mimi (Kathy Kinney)! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2000  
 
This is the third annual "spot the mistakes" episode, wherein a huge cash prize was originally offered to the viewer who identified the biggest number of deliberate errors spotted throughout the proceedings. As for the main plotline: Store owner Mr. Soulard (Mark Curry) makes a $40,000 offer for Buzz Beer, but only Drew (Drew Carey) is interested (he'd better be, or he'll lose his job). To win over Lewis (Ryan Stiles) and Oswald (Diedrich Bader), Drew tries every trick in the book, even offering to throw in a free bunny rabbit in the bargain. But once the sale is made, Drew decides he wants his microbrewery back--a decision that will cost him dearly in more ways than one. Incidentally, among the episode's "mistakes" is a surprise guest appearance. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1999  
 
Now that she realizes she is in love with drew, Kate (Christa Miller) still can't bring herself to tell him how she really feels. Back at the store, Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) forces all employees to get physicals or lose benefits. Lewis (Ryan Stile) takes Drew's physical in his place--and as as result Drew (Drew Carey) is bundled off to store shrink Dr. Zinneman (Lawrence Pressman), who tells our hero that the only cure for his lack of self-esteem (actually Lewis' lack of self esteem!) is to avoid all romantic relationships. Meanwhile, little person Doreen (Debbie Lee Carrington), aka "Mini-Mimi", goes on a Mimi-esque rampage. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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