Umberto Melnati Movies
Filmed in Egypt, The Golden Arrow stars yesteryear's beefcake Tab Hunter as a bold Arabian Nights bandit. He discovers that he's actually the son of a Sultan, and that his kingdom is in danger. In order to save his people and restore his throne, the Tabmeister must locate a magic golden arrow. Or, if you prefer, he must locate "la fraccia d'oro", which was the original Italian title of this film. The Golden Arrow lets us know halfway through that it's not to be taken seriously (as if we had up till then) by offering us two comic genies: One skinny, one lazy. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tab Hunter, Rossana Podestà , (more)
Can a good man tame a woman on the wrong side of the law? Paolo (Marcello Mastroianni) is a slightly clumsy cab driver who, not long after being issued a new vehicle, picks up an interesting fare -- a strikingly beautiful young woman, Lina (Sophia Loren), who is going to the beach with two of her boyfriends. When they arrive at the seashore, Lina invites Paolo to join them, but he soon discovers Lina is simply working her charm on him so her friends can steal his cab. Paolo takes up the matter with the police, but Lina's profoundly silly explanation of the events makes him wonder if he simply misinterpreted the whole thing. However, after meeting Lina's dignified father Stroppiani (Vittorio De Sica), Paolo discovers that both father and daughter are thieves, as is the rest of the family. As Paolo unsuccessfully tries to bring the family to justice, he finds himself falling for the beauteous Lina, and decides to marry her, certain that matrimony will bring her to the straight and narrow. Peccato Che Sia una Canaglia (released in America as Too Bad She's Bad) marked the first time Sophia Loren (then only twenty years old) was co-starred with her frequent screen partner Marcello Mastroianni; they would eventually make thirteen pictures together. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sophia Loren, Vittorio De Sica, (more)
This film boasts clips of numerous acclaimed actors and actresses of Italy's silent cinema: Francesca Bertini, Lyda Borelli, Eleonora Duse, Antonio Gandusio, Elena Makowska (who also acts in this film), Pina Manichelli, Amleto Novelli, Bartolomeo Pagano, and Ermete Zacconi. They're glimpsed in footage from the collection of a former silent-film actor, Ettore Omeri (Umberto Melnati), who shows them at local schools. The performances of Bertini and Borelli draw laughter from some of the younger members of the audience, provoking an incident at the screening. A woman recognizes herself acting in one of the films Omeri exhibits and takes offense at the derisive reactions. She requests the clip from him and sends her son to obtain it, but while he's visiting the film archive, Omeri's secretary accidentally starts a fire. Omeri is arrested for mishandling dangerous materials, but freed by the help of the wealthy producer who is the husband of the silent-film actress; he gives Omeri work and helps endow his film museum. ~ Nicole Gagne, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Umberto Melnati, Maria Pia Casilio, (more)
Real-life beauty contest winner Gina Lollobrigida is appropriately cast in Miss Italia. The first half of the film is a dramatization of the events leading up to Italy's number-one beauty pageant. The final portion consists of footage from the actual event. Inevitably, the real thing is more fascinating than the soap-operalike plot, though Constance Dowling has some good moments as a prostitute who hopes to escape her sordid lifestyle by winning the Miss Italia crown. Filmed in 1949, Miss Italia made it to the U.S. in 1950, by which time Lollobrigida's star was on the ascent. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Gina Lollobrigida, Richard Ney, (more)
Originally Pazzi di Giola, this romantic comedy was written by Vittorio De Sica, who also plays the leading role of Count Valli. The lightweight story concerns the misadventures of a honeymooning couple (De Sica and Marie Denis) during a motor trip through Southern Italy. Unbeknownst to the bride, her husband is a member of the nobility, a fact that leads to any number of complications and misunderstandings. The supporting characters are relegated to comedy relief, with many of their funnier lines compromised by the unimaginative English-language subtitles. The film's highlight is a dream sequence, replete with a song rendition by the ubiquitous Mr. De Sica. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Umberto Melnati
This Italian comedy was originally released under the poetic title Belle O Brutte Si Sposen Tutte. Giuseppe Perelli plays Ruggero, the irresponsible nephew of wealthy American Matteo (Armando Magliari). Having convinced his uncle that he's been attending medical school, Ruggero has actually been spending his allowance on women and gambling and women and liquor and women. When unk shows up in town, Ruggero and his buddy Jojo (top-billed Umberto Melnati) strive to convince the old man that the two of them are operating a busy medical clinic. None of the ensuing complications come anywhere near to explaining the film's title: but then, the Marx Brothers' Horse Feathers and Duck Soup weren't terribly relevant titles either. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Umberto Melnati, Maria Denis, (more)
Released in English-speaking countries as I Want to Live With Joy, this Italian comedy can truly be labelled "A Camillo Mastrocinque Film": Mastrocinque not only directed the picture, but co-wrote the script and designed the sets as well. The hero (Gino Cervi) is a wealthy young sprout who is forever pursued by young ladies interested in his money. When he has the opportunity to romance a pretty aristocrat (Assia Norris), he isn't altogether certain whether she will like him for himself, especially since her father (Umberto Melnati) seems overly anxious to accelerate a marriage. Sure enough, daddy is flat broke and hopes to land a rich husband for his little girl. By disguising himself as an impoverished artist, our hero discovers that the girl's love for him is genuine. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Umberto Melnati, Gino Cervi, (more)
La Contessa di Parma was the sole directorial contribution by Allesandro Blasetti in 1937. The first of several expensive costume dramas upon which the director established his international reputation, the film stars Elisa Cegani as Marcella, a model in the dress shop owned by enterprising Umberto Melnati. To improve his business, the owner instructs his models to dress up as society ladies and attend all the best parties. And that's how humble little Marcella comes to be mistaken for the popular Duchess of Parma -- and by extension, how our heroine wins the love of football hero Gino Vanni (Antonio Centa). A little wanting in the way of plot or logic, La Constessa di Parma is at least consistently good to look at. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Elisa Cegani, Maria Denis, (more)
This Italian romantic drama was originally released as L'Uomo Che Sorride. It's a Taming of the Shrew yarn in mufti; the eminently tameable heroine is a spoiled industrialist's daughter named Adriana. Used to getting her own way, Adriana has browbeaten her eternally-smiling husband Pio into docility; whatever she wants, Pio gives her, even if it's illogical or impossible. Finally exasperated by his uncomplaining agreeability, Adriana demands that Pio begin dominating her. Only when she threatens to run off with an ex-lover (who expresses gratitude that he never married her!) does Pio finally assert himself and assume his proper leadership position in their household. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Vittorio De Sica, Assia Noris, (more)










