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Greg Colton Movies

2005  
 
Peter is so desperate to pay off his $34,000 pharmacy bill that he sells his daughter Meg to the druggist Mort Goldman and his family. Meg might have been able to withstand this humiliation were it not for the fact that Mort is the father of her nerdy nemesis Neil. Meanwhile, Lois finds the "perfect" babysitter for Stewie, a knockout named Liddane. Before he succumbs to puppy love, Stewie delivers a lengthy rant dissing the "average" fan of The Simpsons--and elsewhere, we're treated to references to Pee-wee's Playhouse, Kramer vs. Kramer, Dazed and Confused and Growing Pains. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2005  
 
Brian the dog writes a short story which gains so much renown that he lands a job with The New Yorker. Unfortunately, no sooner is Brian hired than he is fired, all because he lacks a college education--well, actually, he did almost graduate from Brown University, but that doesn't count. Meanwhile, Peter bands together with his neighbors Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire to form a new version of "The A-Team." The Blair Witch Project, Gary Coleman, Alan Thicke and the forced-perspective paintings of M.C. Escher are among the pop-culture artifacts skewered in this episode. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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