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Michelle Bauer Movies

Lead actress Michelle Bauer has appeared onscreen from the late '80s, mostly in low-budget films. ~ Rovi
2001  
R  
Written and directed by Rolfe Kanefsky, this erotic spoof of the famous James Bond franchise follows secret agent Rod Steele (aka Agent 0014) in his effort to save the world from the evil plans of arch-villainess Tangerina. Robert Donavan stars as Steele, while Michelle Bauer, Gabriella Hall, John La Zar, and Jacqueline Lovell are also included among the cast. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi

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Starring:
Robert DonavanSita Thompson, (more)
 
1999  
 
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As war tears apart a nation, a romantic rivalry devastates a family in this historical drama. During the height of the Civil War, Union officer Col. Evans (Miles O'Keefe) claims the estate of the Marley family as his troops lay waste to the surrounding territory. Evans and his men take two women who'd been left behind at the house, Angela and Olivia, as prisoners. Angela and Olivia are sisters, and as romantic sparks begin to fly between Evans and both women in the confined quarters of the mansion, an ugly rivalry grows between the two women as they fight over who will win the Colonel's affections. Blood and Honor features Michelle Bauer as the elder of the two sisters and Maria Ortiz as the family's fiery Cajun servant. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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1998  
 
Scream queens Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley star in this sexy mystery from cult filmmaker Jess Franco. When several local people turn up missing, Sheriff Marga (Bauer) investigates. Soon she finds herself thrust into the lurid world surrounding the mysterious nightclub owner Tarantula (Lina Romay). Mari Cookie and Killer Tarantula also stars Amber Newman and Robert King. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi

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1998  
 
Euro-horror cult figure Jesús Franco directed this erotic re-telling of Mary Shelley's classic tale of terror. Moira Frankenstein (Lina Romay), the grand-daughter of noted mad scientist Dr. Frankenstein (Carlos Subterfuge), has become obsessed with the work of her ancestor and she decides to pick up the family business where he left off. Moira stitches together a female creature (Michelle Bauer) and soon discovers that her creation's sexual appetites are just as strong -- and just as wide ranging -- as her own. However, Moira's lustful relationship with the monster is tarnished when she discovers the creature has been slipping out at night for assignations with a variety of men and women. The supporting cast includes Alex Cox and Amber Newman. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Michelle BauerLina Romay, (more)
 
1997  
NR  
Trouble brews when a crooked senator tries forcing a pricey massage parlor out of business. He is surprised when the women fight back. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Gabriella HallRobert Donavan, (more)
 
1997  
PG  
An adolescent sorceress-to-be has to pass a special test in order to become a full-fledged witch: she must save a henpecked husband from his battle-axe wife. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Russ TamblynMichelle Bauer, (more)
 
1995  
 
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This low-budget (very low budget) sci-fi comedy is about three aliens who land in Fort Lee, New Jersey. In order to blend in, they morph themselves to look like the local women. Unfortunately, most of the local women look like hookers, and the three of them are continually hit upon by nerdy teenage boys. ~ Brian Gusse, Rovi

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1995  
R  
When a finalist for "Centerfold of the Year" downs an experimental beauty-enhancing potion concocted by mad-scientist Dr. Lindholm, the unforseen side effects render her a shaply 60 feet tall. Jealous over all the attention, a rival guzzles the elixir, and soon the gargantuan beauties are battling it out and trashing much of Hollywood Boulvard in the process. ~ Jonathan Crow, Rovi

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Starring:
J.J. NorthTed Monte, (more)
 
1995  
NR  
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It's Greek versus Geek once again in this sequel to the broad comedy Assault of the Party Nerds. Evil but slow-witted frat boy Bud (Christopher Dempsey) hasn't changed much in the five years since he graduated from college -- he somehow convinced his well-meaning former girlfriend, Muffin (Michelle Bauer), to marry him even though he's doing more than his share of fooling around on the side and her father, Randolph (Burt Ward), has given Bud a job in the family business. However, Bud and Randolph's duplicitous secretary, Heady (Tane McClure), have hatched a plan to take Randolph's business away from him. Randolph is certain Bud is up to something, so he calls in a private detective to follow him; the detective turns out to be none other than Richie Spencer (Richard Gabai), Bud's "Party Nerd" nemesis from his college days. While Richie digs up the dirt on Bud, he also signs on to help another client, Norm Witherspoon (Arte Johnson), who has a hunch his wife, Tina (Rhonda Shear), is being unfaithful to him. Assault of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective also features Linnea Quigley and Robert Dorfmann. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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1994  
R  
Full Moon Pictures presents this softcore horror film, starring cult-favorite Julie Strain in the role of Illyana the leader of a group of vampires masquerading as models. Michelle Bauer plays an innocent and nubile young woman who thinks she's going to work for a modeling agency, but soon finds herself in the clutches of a sexy band of bloodsucking creatures of the night. Martin Sheen's brother Joe Estevez co-stars. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi

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Starring:
Julie StrainMichelle Bauer, (more)
 
1993  
 
A co-ed has a devil of a time getting even with the members of an upper-crust sorority in this horror-comedy. Becky (Veronica Carothers) is a pretty but woefully naïve college student who is determined to join the most exclusive sorority on campus. However, her would-be sisters seem to be more interested in putting her through one embarrassing hazing ritual after another than making friends with her. One night, Becky muses out loud that she'd be willing to sell her soul to be rich, pretty, and powerful like her sorority sisters. Who should conveniently appear but the Devil himself (Robert Vaughn), who informs Becky that he can make her dream a reality. Becky takes him up on the offer, and she's transformed into Leslie, a dazzling sex bomb who can shape-shift into a monster and wreck revenge against her enemies whenever the fancy strikes her. Witch Academy also stars Priscilla Barnes, Michelle Bauer, and Jay Richardson. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Suzanne AgerPriscilla Barnes, (more)
 
1993  
 
Shot on inferior video stock (but sporting pretentious "letterbox" screen-masking for some insane reason), this painfully cheap and sleazy affair presents a serial killer on wheels, in the form of wheelchair-bound Eugene (Ron Litman), who seeks revenge against the street punks who killed his mother and rendered him unable to walk. When similar thugs rape and kill his aunt (Mary Woronov), Eugene seems to slip into Taxi Driver mode. When his attempts at preparation are thwarted by his infirmity, he is assisted at first by a like-minded homeless man (G.J. Levinson), but when his accomplice chickens out, Eugene kills him and rises to the challenge on his own, building confidence with each attack. Eventually he hits on the ultimate plan of revenge: by poisoning the water supply with a drug that will destroy the city's wealthy populace, literally turning them into bums! Though he is ostensibly directing his revenge on society as a whole, Eugene seems to favor naked or barely-clad female victims -- which seems more indicative of the director's hang-ups than those of his principal character. A waste of time, despite the presence of the always-interesting Woronov. ~ Cavett Binion, Rovi

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1993  
 
No sooner did Jurassic Park score at the box office than the imitations began turning up like bad pennies. The redoubtable Fred Olen Ray, once more delivering a bankable project at the least possible cost, was responsible for Dinosaur Island. Typical of the Ray ouevre is the presence of several top-heavy young ladies, whose costumes can be mercifully described as immodest. The dinosaurs are rubber novelty-shop creations that wouldn't convince a dim-witted duck, but they serve their purpose in forcing the females in the cast to jiggle past the camera in abject horror. Ross Hagen, a veteran of this sort of fare, heads the cast of Dinosaur Island, doing an excellent job of convincing us that the dialogue he's been given is actually worth reciting. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1991  
 
Nearly every apartment dweller can empathize with the effort it takes Rajanna and Geeta to locate a suitable apartment that is within their means. After a considerable effort, they finally find a place they can live in and begin making an effort to redecorate it to their taste. They have just begun to enjoy their domestic arrangements when a mysterious group of people move into a tin shed at the back of their apartment compound and begin making odd banging sounds in the middle of the night. Despite their strenuous efforts to evict the newcomers, or at least get them to do their noisy business during the day time, the increasingly agitated couple are unsuccessful. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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1991  
G  
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A foster home-bound 9-year-old and his aging grandmother run from the authorities in this drama. ~ Rovi

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1991  
R  
This entry in the horror thriller series shows how the mad French puppeteer Toulon created his supernaturally animated demonic marionettes. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Guy RolfeSarah Douglas, (more)
 
1991  
 
Prepare to scream and soak at the same time as collection of clips from such slasher flicks as Sorority House Massacre 2, Tower of Terror, Slumber Party Massacre, and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers are all combined into one brand-new fright fest that doesn't skimp on the skin. Brought together under mysterious circumstances by the legendary Count Orlock, Brinke Stevens, Monique Gabrielle, Kelli Maroney, Michelle Bauer, and Roxanne Kernohan arrive at their destination only to discover that the count is nowhere to be found. In hopes of passing the time before their host arrives, the girls soon retire to the hot tub to discuss the finer points of achieving scream queen status. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1990  
R  
Veteran schlock merchant Fred Olen Ray serves up this silly horror comedy with a hearty helping of gratuitous softcore skin, cheap monster effects, and walk-ons from assorted B-movie names, including David Carradine, Dick Miller, and Arte Johnson. The thin plot involves a group of curvaceous coeds whose restoration of an old mansion awakens a leering, lecherous demon who is just itching to do all manners of unspeakable things to them. Only a few minutes of screen time are devoted to the drooling cartoon monster (designed by horror critic Chas Balun), which looks like one of Robert Williams' Rat Fink creations. Miller's brief appearance is amusing, but Carradine is just hitting his marks; stars Monique Gabrielle and Madison Stone were already well on their way to lucrative careers in soft- and hardcore skin flicks. ~ Cavett Binion, Rovi

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1990  
R  
Three randy teen boys wreak havoc after they infitrate a boarding school for Catholic girls. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1990  
R  
This horror is set in a scary haunted house where researchers have come to investigate. Ten years before, a number of murders occured there and now it is rife with restless spirits lead by the mummified corpse of a fallen priest who resides in the basement. The only one who can save the imperiled researchers is another fallen priest who must somehow regain his lost faith if he is to succeed. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1989  
 
In this film, a successful Las Vegas businessman decides to relive his days as a CIA agent when he sets out to seek revenge on the people who murdered his friend. ~ Iotis Erlewine, Rovi

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Starring:
Don ScribnerMichelle Bauer, (more)
 
1989  
R  
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It's Nerds vs. Frats (again) when the Nerds use a wing-ding party as a recruiting tactic. The jocks are out to spoil the party and harass the nerds. This is a video-only release. ~ Rovi

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Starring:
Michelle BauerLinnea Quigley, (more)
 
1989  
R  
Standard plotline 294-B is deployed for this direct-to-video martial arts film. The ball starts rolling when a dedicated crime fighter is killed. His sister, played by Peggie Sanders, swears vengeance. Her brother's murderers laugh it off, since Sanders is locked up in prison, but they don't know her very well, do they? Tony Josephs and Jacolyn Leeman also make appearances in this fill-in-the-blanks actioner. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Peggy SandersTony Josephs, (more)