Jamie Honeybourne Movies
A die-hard gamer and social outcast who seeks to counter his bleak real-world existence by creating a richly-detailed fantasy universe finds his one shot at love shattered by an old neighborhood enemy in this fantasy-tinged tale of love geek love. One the rough streets where he grew up, Ralph (Ross Finbow) was always the target of the neighborhood toughs. Small time dope dealer Lennie (James Young) in particular seemed to make it his mission in life to humiliate and abuse Ralph whenever the opportunity for abuse presented itself. Now the time has come for Ralph to continue his education at the local university, and upon arrival he immediately makes a name for himself by overtaking the fantasy role-playing society by staging an impressively-planned coup. As his status among the college gamer set is established, Ralph embarks on a series of fantastic fantasy adventures with head-banging theology student Hank (Ross Sutherland), neurotic risk management student Davy (Johnny Astin), and beautiful goth girl Marlyn (Danielle Stewart) - who has become so seduced by the fantasy realm that she believes herself to be an elf. Never before has Ralph seen a woman more fit to serve as the queen of his expansive and imaginative kingdom. Ralph's quest to crown the woman of his dreams is suddenly shattered however when Lennie, after watching a Lord of the Rings triple bill on acid and having a near-religious experience, physically intimidates the dungeon master into permitting him entrance into his ongoing game. As Lennie and Marlyn begin to grow closer and Ralph withers with bitterness, the fantasy world clashes with the real world in an apocalyptic explosion of pure nerd angst. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
A tabloid television news magazine host and her ramshackle crew have a gruesome close encounter when they set out to investigate an alien abduction in director Jake West's no-holds-barred splatstick comedy. Cat (Jennifer Evans) and her boyfriend were copulating in a moonlit graveyard when they were abducted by a malevolent gang of extraterrestrials and forced to endure a most unseemly series of highly-intrusive medical tests. Though Cat would eventually find her way back to terra firma, something strange seems to be growing inside of her and the man she was with that night has never been heard from again. When exploitive "Weird Worlde" hostess Michelle Fox (Emily Booth) catches wind of the Cat's story, she sees it as the perfect opportunity to resuscitate her failing ratings and get her show back in the spotlight. With keen-eyed cameraman Ricky (Sam Butler), stoned-out sound guy Jack (Peter McNeil O'Connor", spotty-skinned ufologist Gavin (Jamie Honeybourne) and reenactment actors Candy (Jodie Shaw) and Bruce (Nick Smithers) in tow, the determined television host sets out for the Welsh peninsula where the abduction took place to get the scoop and make a buck. Upon arriving at their remote destination, the crew quickly discovers that Cat, who lives in a decrepit farmhouse with her three inbred brothers, is in an advanced state of pregnancy despite only having been inseminated by the attacking extraterrestrials just days ago. It's not long before the murderous aliens show up at the farmhouse seeking to see what kind of progress their interspecies offspring has made, and as the terrified humans stage a last stand against the interstellar invaders the stage is set for a man-versus-alien bloodbath that threatens to soak the stars in gore. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
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- Emily Booth, Christopher Adamson, (more)
