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Alan Koss Movies

1993  
 
Originally telecast as a two-hour special (including a 25-minute retrospective of series highlights), the famous final episode of Cheers has since been re-edited as three separate half-hour installments for syndication. In the concluding 30 minutes of this fourth-highest-rated series finale in TV history, Sam Malone (Ted Danson) and Diane Chambers (Shelley Long) have rekindled their romance and are on the verge of getting married. But this would require Sam to relocate to California -- and to close up Cheers. And what will become of the rest of the gang? Well, at least we know what happened to Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
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An overweight, childish pizza delivery boy (Vic Dunlop, who wrote the movie) desperately wants to become a stand-up comic. One day he swallows a tiny alien who had become stuck in his cereal, and he becomes a popular Sam Kinison/Don Rickles-type insult comic. He also becomes a coke-snorting alcoholic and eventually turns into a slimy, murderous monster. Believe it or not, this is a comedy! ~ Brian Gusse, Rovi

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1993  
 
Norm (George Wendt) goes into his soft soap act to dissuade hard-nosed IRS agent Dot Carroll (Sharon Barr) from auditing him. The canny Dot resists all of Norm's efforts -- except one. Meanwhile, Sam (Ted Danson) tries to prevent the Cheers gang from viewing a videotape of one of his less-inspired performances on the baseball diamond. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
The proud possessor of a new camcorder, Cliff (John Ratzenberger) teams up with Norm (George Wendt) to videotape a family reunion being held at Cheers -- or at least the two buddies promise to do the job. Another family gathering is in store for Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), only he doesn't know it yet. It seems that Frasier, newly divorced from Lilith, assumes that his much-younger secretary Shauna (Kristen Cloke) wants to go on a date with him -- but Shauna has something entirely different in mind. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
In this first episode of a two-part story, Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) sends Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) a telegram demanding that they make their separation legal. Well-meaning Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) throws Frasier a "Happy Divorce" party, which turns sour thanks to a surprisingly hostile Woody (Woody Harrelson). But the evening is not a total loss: The lonely Frasier manages to persuade Rebecca to go to bed with him -- a romantic liaison that is, alas, doomed to be interrupted by several surprise visitors. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
Originally telecast as a two-hour special (including a 25-minute retrospective of series highlights), the famous final episode of Cheers has since been re-edited as three separate half-hour installments for syndication. In part two, Sam (Ted Danson) persuades Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) to pose as his wife during an evening out with his old heartthrob Diane Chambers (Shelley Long), who brings along a "husband" who is about as authentic as Sam's spouse. Although the evening is a disaster, it serves to rekindle the fires of passion between Sam and Diane. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
Originally telecast as a two-hour special (including a 25-minute retrospective of series highlights), the famous final episode of Cheers has since been re-edited as three separate half-hour installments for syndication. In part one, Sam (Ted Danson) is surprised to see his former fiancée Diane Chambers (Shelley Long) on TV, accepting a screenwriting award. Phoning Diane to congratulate her, Sam saves face by claiming that he's happily married -- and she, for the same reason, says the same thing. Meanwhile, plumber Don Santry (Tom Berenger) proposes to Rebecca (Kirstie Alley), who finds it extremely hard to accept even though all of her wants to do so. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
While Cheers is being rebuilt after the fire in the previous episode, Carla takes a temporary job at another bar, one where she is expected to keep her mouth shut and be as nice as pie. The regular gang gravitates to the new place, only to enjoy the ambience so much that they may never return to Cheers. Meanwhile, newlyweds Woody (Woody Harrelson) and Kelly (Jackie Swanson) discover that although they're both Lutherans, they still have to tangle with some serious religious differences. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Now that she has started smoking again, Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) will go to any lengths to quit. Meanwhile, Gallic lothario Henri (Anthony Cistaro), working as a temporary bartender for the honeymooning Woody, challenges Sam (Ted Danson) to a heated "Ladies' Man" competition. Originally slated to air October 15, 1992, this episode was bumped to October 22 by a presidential debate. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1990  
 
In the first episode of a two-part story, Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) may finally be able to realize her long-delayed dream of a romantic evening alone with megamillionaire Robin Colcord (Roger Rees). Alas, Robin seems more interested in attending a testimonial for ballplayer Carl Yastrzemski in the company of Sam (Ted Danson). Even so, Rebecca seems willing to wait for Robin as long as it takes -- while Sam wrestles with his conscience over whether or not to reveal a secret about the "eligible" Colcord. Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers appears as himself. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1990  
 
Woody (Woody Harrelson) looks forward to meeting the wealthy family of his girl friend Kelly (Jackie Swanson) with fear and trepidation. As expected, the relatives think the very worst of Woody -- all except Kelly's mother (Melendy Britt), who is very, very friendly to her prospective son-in-law. Meanwhile, the gang at Cheers looks on as urban cowboy Cliff (John Ratzenberger) tries to "conquer" a mechanical bull. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1990  
 
Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) would like nothing better than to end the long-standing feud between the Cheers gang and their arch-rivals at Gary's Olde Towne Tap. But this proves impossible when it seems that someone at Gary's has stolen Cheers' beloved statue of Indian warrior Tecumseh. The war escalates throughout the episode, with a surprising twist at the finale. Fans of Kelsey Grammer's later series should keep their ears open for yet another reference to the "dead" father of Frasier Crane. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
 
Once again, the Cheers gang is swept up in a rivalry with the folks at their chief competition, Gary's Old Towne Tap. On this occasion, the two establishments are vying to create "Boston's Best Bloody Mary." Will Woody (Woody Harrelson), the only Cheers man ever able to best the redoubtable Gary (Joel Polis), save the day again -- or will things get hilariously out of control as usual? ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
 
Once again jockeying for a promotion, Rebecca agrees to housesit for a company executive -- and baby-sit the executive's valuable dog. Upon her arrival, Rebecca is besieged by Sam (Ted Danson), who is still anxious to bestow upon her the benefits of his manhood. But romance flies out the door and panic flies in the window when the prize dog escapes. Meanwhile, Carla (Rhea Perlman) tries to help Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) through a bout of stage fright. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
 
Sam (Ted Danson) wants to own a bar again, but Cheers is presently beyond his reach. Thus, he settles for a smaller, run-down establishment (euphemistically described to him as a fixer-upper) where the only "customers" have four legs and hairy bodies. Meanwhile, Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) pursues her campaign to get multimillionaire Robin Colcord (Roger Rees) in the sack. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
 
Carla (Rhea Perlman) contemplates murder when she suspects her hockey-star husband Eddie (Jay Thomas) of fooling around. Rumor has it that Eddie has been making figure eights with another performer in the traveling ice show that now employs him. As it turns out, the sexy East German ice princess (Isa Andersen) with whom Eddie may or may not be dallying has a rather well-developed homicidal streak of her own. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
 
Hospitalized for appendicitis, Cliff (John Ratzenberger) is miffed when none of the Cheers gang pays him a visit. Figuring that his abrasive personality has driven away his friends, Cliff returns to the bar a newer, kinder, gentler man. Once they've gotten over the shock of this transformation, Cliff's chums begin to miss the obnoxious blowhard they all know so well. Meanwhile, Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) braces for an interview with a Boston lifestyles magazine. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
 
Poised to marry Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth), Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) looks forward to one final "madcap night of debauchery and vomiting" at his bachelor party. Instead, Frasier is plunged into the depths of despair when the stripper hired for the party turns out to be one of his patients. Meanwhile, Lilith's bridal shower turns into a highly combustible affair. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
 
A battle of practical jokes rages between the gang at Cheers and the staff of Gary's Old Town Tavern, resulting in damaged sports trophies and stolen property. Hoping to prevent further mayhem, Gary (Robert Desiderio) tries to declare a truce by steering Boston Red Sox player Wade Boggs (playing himself) into Cheers for an autograph-signing session. But the Cheers folks aren't about to fall for some two-bit Wade Boggs impersonator, and their response is swift and decisive -- and incredibly dumb-headed. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
 
The "king" of Cheers will be determined when someone is able get a three-second kiss from ice princess Rebecca (Kirstie Alley). The two leading contenders are well-known lothario Sam (Ted Danson) and country-bumpkin Woody (Woody Harrelson), but is Sam too old and Woody too naïve to carry off the amorous mission? The answer will come at the stroke of midnight -- maybe. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1987  
 
Season six of Cheers picks up some six months after the end of season five, when Sam Malone (Ted Danson) bade farewell to Diane Chambers (Shelley Long) a scant few hours before they were to have become man and wife. Having sold Cheers to a large corporation, Sam purchased a boat and headed off for an around-the-world voyage to forget his troubles. Alas, the boat has sunk, and now an impoverished Sam is back at Cheers, seeking employment at the pub he once owned. The only job open is as assistant bartender -- and in an even more humiliating development, the super-chauvinistic Sam must now take orders from Cheers' new female manager, who is utterly impervious to his manly charms. Kirstie Alley makes her first appearance as Rebecca Howe. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1987  
 
A charity auction held at Cheers puts eligible bachelors Sam (Ted Danson) and Woody (Woody Harrelson) up for bid. Alas, the winners of the auction are not entirely to the boys' liking. Sam ends up being "purchased" by Frasier's amour Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) and Woody is saddled with a terrifyingly libidinous female. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1987  
 
Bride-to-be Diane (Shelley Long) deliberately spoils Sam's bachelor party by arranging to pop out of the cake. After a subsequent argument, Diane generously acknowledges that Sam (Ted Danson) should be allowed one final fling before plunging into matrimony. Thus, she gives him all of 24 hours to sow the last of his wild oats. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1986  
 
In the conclusion of a three-part story, a scorned Diane (Shelley Long) disrupts the press conference of Sam's current amour, local politician Janet Eldridge (Kate Mulgrew). Outraged, Sam tosses Diane out of Cheers, telling her never to come back -- but his problems are only beginning. Elsewhere, Norm (George Wendt) wonders if he will be able to resist the charms of his predatory sister-in-law. This was the final episode of Cheers' fourth season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1985  
 
Sam (Ted Danson) has second thoughts about lending 500 dollars to the financially irresponsible Diane (Shelley Long), especially after finding out that the money is going to be spent on a book allegedly autographed by Ernest Hemingway. It turns out, however, that Sam and not Diane may be the debt defaulter when he accidentally destroys the book. Meanwhile, Cliff (John Ratzenberger) makes a bid to enter the Guinness Book of World Records. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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