Bill Kirchenbauer Movies
Good thing they told us this Jury Duty: The Comedy; we might have thought it was Jury Duty: The Term Paper. This comedy salad features a whole slew of TV luminaries--Alan Thicke, Bill Kirchenbauer, Lynn Redgrave, Heather Locklear, Tracy Scoggin, Reginald VelJohnson etc.--playing judge, jury, defenders and prosecutors in an embezzlement case. The clue as to the film's sobriety level is the fact that Bronson Pinchot plays four roles: Sanford, Arthur Lloyd, Jorge Jimenez, and Magda. Highlights include a mid-trial pizza delivery, a faulty oxygen tank, and a kid holding up a "Hi Mom" sign for the benefit of the courtroom cameras. This dumb-but-lovable TV movie first aired January 15, 1990. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In this pivotal episode, both Mike (Kirk Cameron) and Julie (Julie McCullough) suffer pre-marital jitters--to say nothing of a mutual case of cold feet--on the eve of their wedding. In hopes of resolving his doubts, Mike seeks advice from literally everyone, including (via telephone) his former high school teacher Coach Lubbock (played by Bill Kirchenbauer, then currently portraying Lubbock on the Growing Pains spinoff Just the Ten of Us). The ending of this episode is both startling and bewildering: suffice to say that this marks the final regular appearance of Julie McCullough. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Jason (Alan Thicke), Carol (Tracey Gold), Mike (Kirk Cameron) and Boner (Andrew Koenig) are arrested at the sit-protest against the firing of Coach Lubbock (Bill Kirchenbauer)--and an embarassed Maggie (Joanna Kerns) is forced to cover the event for Channel 19. As for Lubbock, he is extremely upset over the pain that the protest is causing his three daughters. By episode's end, however, the situation is resolved in an unexpected but supremely logical fashion. This episode was originally telecast as the lead-in for the premiere episode of the Growing Pains spinoff Just the Ten of Us, starring Bill Kirchenbauer. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In the first episode of a two-part story, Mike and Boner attempt to casually "drop in" at the home of Coach Lubbock (Bill Kirchenbauer), the better to meet Coach's three daughters Cindy (Jamie Luner), Connie (Jo Ann Willette and Marie (Heather Langerkamp). This is how the boys find out that Lubbock will be terminated from his job when his contract runs out. Determined not to let this happen, the Seaver children organize a public protest--with unexpected results. This episode and its follow-up were intended to segue into the Growing Pains spinoff series Just the Ten of Us, a vehicle for costar Bill Kirchenbauer. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Mike (Kirk Cameron) tries out for his school's production of "Our Town", mainly to be close to the beautiful Monica Shakleford (Christa Denton). Much to his surprise, he is cast in the starring role of "George" opposite Monica's "Emily." Alas, Mike does not take his thespic responsibilities as seriously as the rest of the cast--indeed, he hasn't even bother to learn his lines by opening night! Featured in the cast is Ahmet Zappa, the son of rock icon Frank Zappa. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Even though she'd been out on a date when she should have been studying, Carol (Tracey Gold) manages to score an "A-plus" on a pop quiz in Coach Lubbock's class. Considering her lack of preparation, Carol begins to wonder if all her hard academic work has been truly worth the effort--and broods over the possibility that her entire school record has been one big mistake. This explains why Carol sheepishly shows up in the Coach's office and asks that her grade be changed...to an "F". ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In this followup to the previous episode "A Star is Born", Mike (Kirk Cameron) and his classmate Monica (Christa Denton) have scored a major success as stars of their high school's production of "Our Town." Figuring that they're ready for the Big Time, the couple heads to Broadway to try out for a professional staging of the same show. But during their long and agonizing wait for their names to be called at the open audition, Mike and Monica begin to wonder if they've got the "right stuff" for stardom. Former Gilligan's Island ingenue Dawn Wells appears as the casting receptionist--and look fast for an unbilled cameo by Kirk Cameron's real-life mother Barbara Cameron. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
The first day of school yields a myriad of reactions from the children of the Seaver clan. Ten-year-old Ben Seaver (Jeremy Miller) runs up against the proverbial classroom bully, in this case a bruiser named Louie (played by Jamie Abbott, who ironically would later pop up in the recurring role of Ben's best friend Stinky Sullivan). Fifteen-year-older Carol (Tracey Gold) tries to come up with ways to enliven what promises to be an excruciatingly dull school year. And sixteen-year-old Mike (Kirk Cameron) finally links up with his summertime "dream girl" Debbie (Lisa Capps), only to have his head turned by another lovely young lass named Shelley (Rachel Jacobs). Bill Kirchenbauer makes his first appearance as Coach Graham Lubbock, a role he'd carry into the Growing Pains spinoff Just the Ten of Us. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Carol (Tracey Gold) agrees to tutor her school's resident "hunk" Buzzy (Gregory "Mars" Martin), who needs to pass a course on Shakespeare in order to remain on the football team. When word gets out that Carol and Buzzy have been together, she boldly decides to shed her "squeaky-clean" relationship and drops hints that she's had sex with the boy. Naturally, this web of deceit has devastating repercussions for both students--as well as for Carol's parents. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
The highlight of every live Gallagher performance is his uproariously messy Sledge-o-Matic routine, wherein the zany comic delivers a Ronco-style patter while smashing one melon after another with a huge mallet. Those lucky enough to get front row tickets are always supplied with raincoat-like gear so that their expensive suits won't be forever stained by Gallagher's melon mania. In the 60-minute concert video Melon Crazy, the comedian provides the ne plus ultra to the melon situation, discussing the many varieties of the juicy fruit and trotting out a gigantic "melon blimp." This doesn't sound like much on paper, but wait till you see it. Comic actor Bill Kirchenbauer also has a wet, sloppy hand in the looniness of Melon Crazy. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In the conclusion of a two-part story, Harry (Harry Anderson) has quit his job as Night Court judge, frustrated and disgusted by a municipal budget cut that has resulted in panic, hostility and tragedy. As the courtroom staffers try to lure Harry out of a seedy pool hall and back behind the bench, Harry's elderly replacement (Kenneth Tobey) drops dead in mid-sentence! Future Star Trek: The Next Generation regular Brent Spiner appears as the head of the Wheeler family, a collection of raucous rubes who may or may not be from West Viriginia. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
This comedy fuses Three Stooges clips with a storyline about a "Stooge Maniac" who is so obsessed with the comedians his sanity comes into question. Josh Mostel plays Stooge devotee Howard F. Howard, and Melanie Chartoff is Beverly, the woman of his dreams. Howard's condition is analyzed by Dr. Fixyer Minder (Sid Caesar) and for awhile the Stooge fanatic spends some time in a mental institution. Will this damage his love affair with Beverly? And will he know it if it does? ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Josh Mostel, Melanie Chartoff, (more)
This oddball werewolf outing from hit-and-miss genre auteur Larry Cohen details the comic misadventures of Tony Walker (Adam Arkin, son of Alan), a former high-school jock who is transformed into a werewolf during a family visit to Transylvania. Cursed with immortality, Tony is able to return to his old school stomping ground twenty years later and pass himself off as his own son. The outcome proves more disconcerting for Tony than for his unsuspecting friends, to whom the passing years have been less than kind. This low-key comedy provides enough grist for Cohen's wry brand of satire, but a terminal case of Teen Wolf syndrome causes many of the jokes to fall flat. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Adam Arkin, Roz Kelly, (more)

- 1981
- R
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Originally divided into four segments and now cut to three, National Lampoon Goes to the Movies is a story about a man who is determined to get in touch with himself and sends his wife away so she can do the same thing. The next tale features a female business magnate who wreaks appropriate revenge on her arrogant male colleagues, and the last vignette has a virtuously pure policeman (Robby Benson) becoming as cynical as his partner (Richard Widmark). Each skit makes internal references to other movies, movie directors, or classic movie characters, which may enhance the viewing for movie buffs but does not change the generally dull and unfunny material. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Peter Riegert, Diane Lane, (more)
The short-lived roller-disco craze of the late 1970s served as inspiration for this dated comedy, which follows the patrons of a popular roller-disco palace as they prepare for a major race. Naturally, the climactic showdown features a wholesome, upright hero (Greg Bradford) facing the fearsome challenge of a leather-clad villain (a pre-fame Patrick Swayze). ~ Judd Blaise, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Scott Baio, Flip Wilson, (more)












