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Susan Estelle Jansen Movies

1991  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) ventures into the family basement -- and of course bumps his noggin on the low ceiling, as he always does -- to investigate a strange noise. Could these mysterious sounds be caused by a mouse? If only! Popular consensus is that the nasty critter is a slimy snake (eeeeeww!). And even worse, the "intruder" clambers into Tim's shirt. A horrific situation indeed -- but fear not, the Cub Scouts are on their way to the rescue! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1991  
 
Jill (Patricia Richardson) complains about having to navigate around Tim's shaving equipment on the bathroom sink. The result is a "Tool Time Special," wherein Tim (Tim Allen) not only agrees to install another sink, but to renovate the entire bathroom. The job is supposed to take five days...but remember, we're dealing with Tim Taylor here. Adding to the confusion and clutter is an exploding stove -- not to mention an "explosion" of spiked hair. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) and Jill (Patricia Richardson) hold a Halloween party for their kids and the kids' friends. Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) and his girlfriend Jennifer (Jessica Wesson) were supposed to show up dressed as Raggedy Ann and Andy -- but Jill has arrived garbed in the manner of Brad's leather-clad rival Danny (Rider Strong). A romantic triangle degenerates into stark, raw terror as the obnoxious Danny is given a guided tour of the Taylors' dreaded "Catacomb of Terror." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) is grounded for bringing a dead frog to the school cafeteria. Anxious to avoid tension while preparing to attend the Scottish Highland Games with his partner Al (Richard Karn), Tim (Tim Allen) relents on the punishment and lets Brad go to a truck rally. Things come to a head when Brad is escorted home by a policewoman (Virginia Watson) and a "rite of manhood" is hastily arranged to straighten the boy out for good and all. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) challenges rival do-it-yourself host Bob Vila to a trivia game called "Stump the Toolman." In his zeal to one-up the estimable Mr. Vila, Tim not only stoops to cheating, but ends up knocking poor Bob cold. Elsewhere, Jill (Patricia Richardson) insists that Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) apologize for humiliating classroom "geek" Curtis (Aaron Freeman) -- but once she actually meets Curtis, she wonders if she's been too hard on Randy. Noble Willingham makes his first series appearance as Tim's sponsor, Mr. Binford. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
Complaining of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) clutter, Tim (Tim Allen) vows to rearrange their crowded closet -- but isn't using a sledgehammer a tad extreme? Still, handling this problem is easier than tackling the dilemma posed by son, Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan). Though he loves his dad, Brad would prefer that Tim not hug him in public -- especially not at school, where Tim's display of affection has earned Brad the sobriquet "diaper boy." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
When Shawn's dad loses his job just before Christmas, Cory (Ben Savage) tries to help his pal save face by purchasing gifts for Shawn to distribute to his classmates. Much to Cory's astonishment, Shawn (Rider Strong) is anything but grateful for this act of kindnenss--in fact, he's downright resentful. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny (William Daniels) shows his softer side when Morgan (Lily Nicksay) despairs over "killing" a department store Santa who suffered a heart attack while she was sitting on his lap! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) is feigning illness to stay home from school, and Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants to know why. Turns out that Brad is in danger of failing a math test because of his strained relations with girlfriend Jennifer (Jessica Wesson) -- who now refuses to let him copy off her paper. Also, Tim (Tim Allen) is driven nuts by a persistent woodpecker, but this annoyance may turn out to have a silver lining (if we may mix a metaphor). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1993  
 
When he finds out that the winner of an upcoming geography bee will get to be a batboy at the World Series, Cory (Ben Savage) decides to sign up for the competition. In order to prep for this intellectual exercise, Cory changes places with resident "brain" Minkus (Lee Norris), whereupon an amazing metamorphosis transpires: Cory becomes the class nerd, and Minkus actually turns "cool". Meanwhile, Eric (Will Friedle) is mortified when he attends an Aerosmith concert with his girlfriend, only to see his own parents in the audience! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1994  
 
"Deception" is the operative word in this episode, wherein Cory (Ben Savage) and Shawn (Rider Strong) try to sneak an R-rated video into the Matthews house right under the nose of their babysitter--who happens to be Cory's eternal nemesis Mr. Feeny (William Daniels). Also, Eric (Will Friedle) tries to hide the fact that he's flunked his driver's test so that he'll still be able to go out on dates. Not unexpectedly, both Cory and Eric end up in the doghouse; what IS unexpected are those earrings that somehow have come into Mr. Feeny's possession! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1994  
 
Cory (Ben Savage) is amazed when Melissa (Johna Stewart-Borden), one of the popular kids in school, invites him to a "cool kids" party--but doesn't invite Shawn (Rider Strong). Alas, it turns out Melissa's dad forced her to issue the invitation, and Cory is no cooler than he was before. Even worse, the "shunned" Shawn is having a terrific time at another party where the REAL cool kids are hanging out. And back at home, Alan (William Russ) frets over getting old--if he isn't careful, he'll soon be past forty! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1994  
 
Attending a "make-out" party, Cory (Ben Savage) can't work up the nerve to kiss Topanga (Danielle Fishel), whereupon he vows never to go out on a date again. After finding out that older brother Eric (Will Friedle) is at the center of Cory's panic attack--Eric had pressured him to "go the distance" when he had the chance--Alan (William Russ) and Amy (Betsy Randle) advise the boy to take Topanga to a place where the pressure to perform is off and no kissing is required. Thus, Cory escorts Topanga to what he thinks is a "safe" social gathering...where everyone ends up making out anyway. "Agooblah!" ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1995  
 
Tough guy Frankie (Ethan Suplee) prevails upon Cory (Ben Savage) and Shawn (Rider Strong) to help him win the heart of a girl named Gloria (Mathea Webb)...or else. Trouble is, Gloria is already the girlfriend of even tougher guy Harley--and he'll reduce Cory and Shawn to a heap of bloody rubble if he finds out what they're doing. Meanwhile, Cory's dad Alan (William Russ) gets in trouble for buying his wife Amy (Betsy Randle) a "utility" gift as an anniversary present. Yes, both of these storylines are linked together by episode's end--but you'll have to watch to find out how! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1995  
 
Angry because some girls won't date him because of his "lowlife" reputation as a trailer-park resident, Shawn (Rider Strong) decides to live up--or down--to that reputation by hanging out with school bully Harley and his flunkies. Consequently, Shawn not only begins cutting classes, but also drifting away from his best friend Cory (Ben Savage). After weighing the advice of several authority figures, Cory elects to "rescue" Shawn by standing up to Harley--which may be the equivalent of committing suicide! Elsewhere, Jason (Jason Marsden) tries to give Eric (Will Friedle) a crash-course in ice skating, which explains how Nancy Kerrigan came to be tonight's special guest star. In this episode and this episode only, Kenny Johnson and not Danny McNulty is seen as Harley. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1996  
 
Cory (Ben Savage) and Shawn (Rider Strong) are given a thought-provoking Thanksgiving weekend assignment: to show how class divisions between rich and poor are causing all the problems in Rwanda. Unexpectedly, the boys receive some first-hand experience in this matter when both of their families attend Thanksgiving dinner at the trailer-park home of Shawn's parents. And in another development, Frankie's brother Herman (E.J. DeLaPena) wants to start dating Cory's sister Morgan (Lindsay Ridgeway). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1996  
 
Tired of hearing Cory (Ben Savage) fret over his curly hair, Topanga (Danielle Fishel) tries to prove to him that appearances don't matter by cutting her own hair practically to the bone. This turns out to be a big mistake, forcing Topanga to visit a hair salon for a "new look"--whereupon she receives so much attention and adulation that she totally forgets the lesson she was trying to teach Cory! Elsewhere, Eric (Will Friedle) is given a strong incentive to remain at home when he dates a young single mother who can't make ends meet. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2003  
PG  
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Teen queen Lizzie McGuire grows up a bit and hits the big screen in this comedy drama, based on the popular Disney Network series. Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) and her best friends Kate (Ashlie Brillault), Gordo (Adam Lamberg), and Ethan (Clayton Snyder) have just graduated from middle school, and to celebrate, they're taking part in a class trip to Rome, Italy. Eager to celebrate their new maturity as high school students, Lizzie and her pals hope to live it up in one of Europe's most fabled cities, but fate has something more spectacular in store for Lizzie. Lizzie discovers that she bears a striking resemblance to Isabella, an Italian teen-pop idol famous for her duets with heart-throb Paolo (Yani Gellman) -- so much so that when Paolo and Isabella have a falling out, he asks Lizzie to take Isabella's place for an upcoming concert. Lizzie, however, isn't sure she feels comfortable stepping into the spotlight, and is even less sure about the way she feels about Paolo, who makes no secret of his infatuation with her. Things don't get any simpler for Lizzie when her family gets wind of her newfound fame, and catch the next flight to Italy. The Lizzie McGuire Movie also features Robert Carradine and Hallie Todd as Lizzie's parents, and Jake Thomas as her younger brother Matt, all of whom reprise their roles from the television series. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Hilary DuffYani Gellman, (more)
 
2007  
PG  
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The most popular fashion dolls in America make the leap to the big screen in this live-action adventure that follows four diverse teenage girls who make the jump from middle school to high school, only to find that their four-part friendship doesn't fit into the rigid clique system at their new institution. Fed up with being torn apart, the girls each reject the their respective cliques and reclaim their own group where friendship takes precedence over popularity. Unfortunately, this causes the school's tyrannical student-body president to blow a gasket, and it looks like they'll have to fight hard for their place in the crowd. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Nathalia RamosSkyler Shaye, (more)