Kelly Osbourne Movies

Not be confused with the British sitcom of the same name, ABC's Life As We Know It was produced by the same people responsible for the cult favorite Freaks and Geeks, and based on Doing It, a novel by Melvin Burgess. Set in Seattle, the series endeavored to delineate modern high school life as experienced by a trio of hormone-driven teenaged boys. Sean Faris played central character Dino Whitman, outwardly a sports jock and chick magnet, inwardly a kind, sensitive soul (and one easily hurt and offended, especially when he unearthed an unsavory secret about his parents). Chris Lowell played Jonathan Fields, a shy aspiring filmmaker whose view of life was filtered through the lens of his ubiquitous vidcam. And Jon Foster played Ben Conner, an academic overachiever who never could understand why he was always falling short in the eyes of his hyper-judgmental parents. Also in the cast were Missy Peregrym as Dino's girlfriend, Jackie Bradford, to whom abstention from sex was becoming more of a challenge with each passing day; Jessica Lucas as Jackie's sensible best friend, Sue Miller; Kelly Osbourne as Jonathan's eccentric gal pal Deborah Tynan; Marguerite Moreau as Ben's voluptuous (and available!) English teacher Ms. Monica Young; and D.B. Sweeney and Lisa Darr as Dino's parents, Michael and Annie Whitman. Described by the ABC publicity department as "A show about sex, school, and growing up (not necessarily in that order)," and further described by one media reviewer as "Sex, sex, sex!," Life As We Know It debuted October 7, 2004. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

An old friend returns to the Osbourne's household, and the family dog is accused of rape in this episode of MTV's wildly popular reality sitcom The Osbournes. Vigilantly trudging down the road to musical success, Kelly's band begins rehearing for an upcoming concert tour. Though Sarah is hastily appointed drummer due to some scant experience in the past, it soon becomes obvious that she doesn't have what it takes to make the cut, and with a little help from Sharon, she is quickly let go. Meanwhile, the return of Jason Dill finds the head of the household increasingly concerned, though it soon appears as if Dill has mellowed a bit since his previous visit. As a playful wrestling match between Dill and Jack unfolds before the cameras, the family attempts to unlock the mystery behind the apparent inter-species coupling of Arthur the dog and Gus the cat. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

While Sharon and Ozzy prepare to renew their wedding vows on New Year's Eve, flower girl Kelly questions the authenticity of the ceremony's Jewish slant and Jack seems preoccupied with his new girlfriend despite nearly unanimous disapproval from the rest of the family. In preparation, the groom-to-be receives a waxing to remove any unsightly hair. As the ceremony gets under way, Sharon expresses hopes that, unlike their first wedding, Ozzy will stay sober enough to cement the vows later that evening. The lavish ceremony reaches a sentimental climax when Sharon recites her personally written and extremely heartfelt vows and Ozzy is deeply touched. When it's revealed that Jack's new female friend shared a bed with the young Osbourne and condoms were found in the vicinity, Sharon pleads with him to settle on a single girlfriend despite his fear of commitment. After the reception, the Village People take to the stage, Sharon offers Kelly's hand in marriage to Justin Timberlake, and the eager bride expresses good-humored disappointment after discovering that Ozzy has once again passed out after a bout of heavy drinking. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

As the chaotic schedule of being a pop star in training begins to catch up with Kelly, the reluctant songstress vents as such by throwing a series of temper tantrums and demanding to be let out of her recording contract. While Sharon lends a sympathetic ear to her daughter's plight, the conversation leads to P. Ditty, who recently sent Kelly a luxurious watch following a backstage incident in which one of his bouncers knocked over the frazzled thrush. It appears as if Sharon thinks that Kelly and P. Ditty wouldn't make too bad of a couple. Later, Ozzy beams with pride after hearing Kelly's new single and Jack attempts to resolve some issues with one of the bands he manages. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Arguably the most prolific figure in the history of heavy metal music, Ozzy Osbourne has for decades rocked metalheads to their very core. From his earliest days with the legendary Black Sabbath, to his popular solo efforts, to his massive Ozzfest tour featuring some of the most popular musicians of the genre, the notorious Osbourne has made headlines with his outrageous antics and stricken fear into the hearts of parents around the globe. A colorful personality to say the very least, the world would bear witness to an entirely different side of the metal madman when, in early 2002, reality television pioneer MTV debuted The Osbournes. A massive success that garnered the highest rating ever for an MTV premier and would subsequently build viewership ratings to become one of the most successful cable series' ever (even surpassing that of some network series), The Osbournes would breathe new life into Ozzy Osbourne's career and find his popularity soaring to new heights. With the colorful personalities of wife Sharon and children Jack and Kelly, one could never be sure of what would happen next on The Osbournes. This wild unpredictability, coupled with storylines often alternating between hilarious, poignant, and surreal, provided viewers with the ultimate peek into the personal life of a celebrity. Though many would subsequently attempt to emulate its success, few would lay claim to the fascinating personalities and unique dynamic that made The Osbournes so captivating. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Gearing up for the eagerly anticipated second season of The Osbournes, Sharon brings viewers up to date on the family's activities and what's been happening around the Osbourne household. Letting cameras into their house proved a trying task for the family of the "Crown Prince of Darkness," and much has changed since the first season ended. As the family winds their way through Hollywood, Sharon's optimism serves as a strong anchor for a family that will soon face hard times. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

The first season of MTV's phenomenally successful reality television series winds to a close as the patriarch of the eponymous family dines before the camera and reminisces about his life, his family, and the impact that letting cameras into their home has had on their lives. After numerous highlights from the first season are recounted, Ozzy is honored with a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Embarking on a whirlwind romance with punk-rock singer Bert, Kelly brings the hygienically challenged rocker back to her home to meet the family. Though Ozzy's newfound obsession with a cooking program renders him oblivious to his daughter's newfound love, Sharon and Jack both voice disapproval of Bert's noticeable lack of familiarity with soap; Sharon, in particular, becomes acutely concerned with her daughter's new boyfriend. As the romance forms a rift between mother and daughter, Kelly finds her loyalties between love and family divided. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Anticipation was high for the second season of MTV's The Osbournes, and as viewers once again entered the abode of the notorious metal-head, it appeared as if the zoo had been taken over by the animals. Short on the heels of releasing her cover of Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach," thrush Kelly gears up for her maiden stage performance at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards. Meanwhile, Ozzy and Sharon head for Washington, D.C., to attend a presidential reception at the White House. During the subsequent banquet, Ozzy is singled out by the president during a speech and describes the even as a true highlight of his life. At the same time, Jack stands guard back at the family estate. Despite the seemingly "normal" air of the family, a startling and shattering revelation will soon test the foundation of the family and reveal their true devotion to one another. This episode of The Osbournes features a special guest appearance by actress Natalie Portman. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

With Ozzy's new album about to hit the streets, Sharon, Kelly, and the family patriarch head to New York City for a promotional tour that includes appearances on TRL and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Meanwhile, Jack proves a little too rebellious for the "hippy" camp he's attending and begins to pack his bags for the voyage home. With everyone returning home in time to celebrate Kelly's 17th birthday, an all-out celebration ensues and, much to her parent's dismay, the birthday girl gets a tattoo. Amidst all of the birthday chaos, Jack entertains an overnight female guest behind a locked bedroom door. In addition to featuring an appearance by O'Brien, rapper Puff Daddy also turns up in this episode. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

The premier episode of MTV's phenomenally successful reality sitcom finds the metal madman and his family moving into a palatial estate in Beverly Hills. As Ozzy struggles to use a particularly complex remote control and reluctantly prepares for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, kids Jack and Kelly display their unique brand of full-contact, love-hate sibling rivalry. Meanwhile, the Osbournes' security guard, Michael, gets up close and personal with the viewers by offering an exclusive look at his blood clot. As the episode draws to a close, Ozzy's wife Sharon attempts to bring a little levity to the unhinged household by offering some motherly advice to the feuding siblings. Viewed by 3.2 million households and grabbing an impressive 2.8 rating, this episode of The Osbournes was at the time the highest rated premier in MTV's history. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Following an overmedicated walk with one of the family dogs, Ozzy returns home and attempts to console Kelly, who frets over the fact that Jack's music career seems to be taking off while hers seems to have stalled. Returning to the Merry Mayhem tour after Thanksgiving and despite the fact that his leg is still on the mend, Ozzy tells his family that he'd like to be alone for his upcoming birthday. Despite his pleas for solitude, Sharon, Jack, and Kelly head to Chicago to surprise Ozzy on his birthday, and the family has a memorable and eventful dinner amongst friends. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi