LeeAnne Baker Movies
In this comedy, a broccoli-shaped alien named Eoj (Carmine Capobianco) lives on the planet Crowak, which is populated entirely by vegetable life forms. When Eoj wins a two-week trip to Earth, he transforms himself into a silver-suited gigolo and heads off to Prospect, Connecticut to bed as many Earth women as he can. ~ Iotis Erlewine, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Carmine Capobianco, Debi Thibeault, (more)
- 1987
Joe (Carmine Capobianco) is a bartender and a psychotic killer who falls in love with the woman of his dreams in this horror comedy. Kate (Debi Thibeault) is a manicurist who shares Joe's penchant for committing gruesome murders. The two meet, fall in love, and make plans to combine forces in the murder of Nikki (Cecilia Wilde), a topless dancer in a local club. Stabbed repeatedly, the victim stays alive and spurts copious amounts of red corpuscles until Joe hits her in the head with a frying pan. When the garbage disposal breaks after being stuffed with too many body parts, the couple calls for the plumber Herman (Frank Stewart). Fortunately for Joe and Kate, Herman is a fellow psycho and cannibal who agrees to work for body parts. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Carmine Capobianco, Debi Thibeault, (more)
- 1987
An evil businessman named Z (Bill Peterson) turns his army of robots against the Manhattan populace, and kidnaps their well-intentioned inventor, a scientist (Mark Umile). The scientist's sister (Mary Fahey) seeks help from martial-arts expert Matt Riker (Rick Gianasi). ~ John Bush, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Rick Gianasi, Mary-Anne Fahey, (more)
- 1987
- R
Three hundred years ago, evil Eva, a satanic witch was preparing to sacrifice a virgin so she and her zombie coven might enjoy eternal life. Unfortunately, she was caught and burned at the stake. This horror movie chronicles what happens afterward. Centuries pass and the film jumps to the mid-1980s where Eva has returned as a punk biker chick cruising Manhattan in search of human souls to suck out while she continues looking for a virgin to sacrifice so she can finish her ritual. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- LeeAnne Baker, Jacquie Fitz, (more)
All the disgusting possibilities presented by the age-old science fiction plot of aliens coming to Earth to seek human mates are explored in rude detail in this direct-to-video sleazefest. The story involves an investigation into a series of bizarre and violent rapes of young women throughout New York City -- all of which turn out to be the work of a rampaging alien who is able to change into human form at will. A police detective and a young doctor join forces to round up clues, which range from the bizarre accounts of the traumatized victims (all virgins, it turns out) to an unknown residue left on the victims' bodies. They eventually stumble on a network of catacombs beneath the streets of Manhattan, through which the zombified victims return to the alien's lair to take a mutual dip in the world's most nauseating Jacuzzi. This cheap, misogynist exploiter features hideous performances from virtually every member of the cast -- as well as loads of naked female flesh, disembowelments, exploding heads and alien goo -- and seems quite proud of its own tackiness. The alien scumbag even has its way with an elderly bag lady! Released as part of Wizard Video's "Too Gory for the Silver Screen" line, which also included such huggable classics as Headless Eyes. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- LeeAnne Baker, Amy Brentano, (more)
