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Matthew Stone Movies

2009  
R  
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Death blows in on autumn winds in this apocalyptic zombie shocker featuring David Carradine. The virus came so fast no one had time to prepare. Before the day was over, entire towns were decimated, and large cities became monumental tombs. Left with nothing but fading hope and the will to live, reclusive software consultant Michael (Dexter Fletcher) and temperamental mechanic Carl (Dickon Tolson) lead a small group of survivors into the country in hopes of riding out the coming winter. But now the decaying victims of the plague are reanimating, growing more smart - and vicious - with each passing day. Now, the only hope for the survival of the human race is Phillip (Carradine), a man who refused to leave the city, and has somehow avoided becoming food for the flesh-eating masses. Based on the book by David Moody. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Dexter FletcherDickon Tolson, (more)
 
2002  
PG13  
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Barry Sonnenfeld directs this kissing cousin of his own 1995 hit Get Shorty, a comic caper adapted by Robert Ramsey and Matthew Stone from the novel by newspaper humorist Dave Barry. When two New Jersey hitmen (Dennis Farina and Jack Kehler) show up in Miami to whack crooked businessman Arthur Herk (Stanley Tucci), they happen to creep into his backyard at the same time as Matt (Ben Foster), a high school kid with his own assassination plans. Only, Matt plans to use nothing heavier than a squirt gun on Jenny (Zooey Deschanel), Arthur's daughter, as part of a school-wide game of "killer." When the plans collide, mayhem ensues, and Matt's struggling ex-columnist dad (Tim Allen, loosely modeled on Barry), Arthur's bored wife (Rene Russo), and two confused police officers (Janeane Garofalo and Patrick Warburton) are also called to the scene. Shift to the next day and there's more craziness to follow. Two dimwitted petty criminals (Tom Sizemore and Johnny Knoxville) choose the exact moment Arthur is transacting a nuclear arms deal to hold up the dive bar where they're regulars, which is actually a front for the Russian mob. Soon the whole motley cast -- including an agreeable drifter (Jason Lee), a buxom maid (Sofia Vergara), and a pair of ruthless FBI agents (Heavy D and Omar Epps) -- are caught up in a hostage scenario in which the weapon accidentally gets brought aboard a hijacked plan. ~ Derek Armstrong, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim AllenRene Russo, (more)
 
2003  
PG13  
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Joel and Ethan Coen take on the classic battle-of-the-sexes screwball comedy with Intolerable Cruelty. George Clooney plays Miles Massey, a high-powered Los Angeles divorce lawyer nearing a midlife crisis . While representing wealthy client Rex Rexroth (Edward Herrmann), Miles meets his match in Rex's gold-digging wife, Marilyn Rexroth (Catherine Zeta-Jones). He's impressed by her similarly heartless ways of using marriage to fuel an expensive lifestyle, but he still defeats her in court. With Marilyn looking to get her revenge and Miles finding himself attracted to her, the two engage in a ruthless romantic pursuit to out-swindle each other. Billy Bob Thornton shows up in a small role as Texas oil tycoon Howard Doyle. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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Starring:
George ClooneyCatherine Zeta-Jones, (more)
 
1999  
R  
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Comedians Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence team up for a story that wouldn't appear to have many immediate humorous possibilities -- two men serving life sentences in prison for a crime they did not commit. Life opens in Harlem in 1932, where Ray Gibson (Eddie Murphy) is a small-time con man in debt to Spanky, a gangster (Rick James). Ray spots would-be bank teller Claude Banks (Martin Lawrence) at a gambling spot and, figuring him for an easy mark, lifts his wallet -- only to discover Claude is broke. Ray and Claude's mutual need to raise some cash brings them together when Spanky offers them a job bringing back a load of moonshine from bootleggers in the deep south. However, things don't go well for Ray and Claude, and they're arrested by a sheriff in Mississippi who recently killed a man and needs someone on whom he can hang the charge. Since Ray and Claude are black, from out of town and have been caught red-handed with a load of illegal liquor, the sheriff figures they're easy pickings and frames them for the murder. Soon the two men are inmates in a Southern work camp, where they spend the next 55 years learning to get along with the other inmates, avoiding the wrath of the guards, seeing younger prisoners come and go and never losing hope that someday, somehow, their innocence will be proven and they'll be released. Life is the second screen pairing for Murphy and Lawrence, who also shared screen time in 1992's Boomerang, and was scripted by Robert Ramsey and Matthew Stone from an original idea by Murphy. The supporting cast includes Ned Beatty, Clarence Williams III, Bernie Mac, Nick Cassavetes and R. Lee Ermey. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Eddie MurphyMartin Lawrence, (more)
 
2005  
PG13  
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Directed by Stephen Herek, Man of the House follows hard-nosed Texas Ranger Lt. Roland Sharp (Tommy Lee Jones) in an undercover job as a cheerleading coach. Though his assignment is fairly cut-and-dried -- after witnessing the murder of a federal informant, a group of cheerleaders from the University of Texas need temporary protection -- he ends up forming a variety of unexpected and decidedly less simple relationships. Aside from his immersion into the struggles and triumphs of the UT cheerleading squad (Monica Keena, Kelli Garner, Christina Milian, Paula Garces, and Vanessa Ferlito), Roland finds himself dealing with a strong attraction to college professor Molly McCarthy (Anne Archer). Formerly titled Cheer Up, Man of the House also features supporting performances from Brian Van Holt, Shea Whigham, and Paget Brewster. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi

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Starring:
Tommy Lee JonesCedric the Entertainer, (more)
 
2008  
R  
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In 1965, Marcus Hooks (John Legend), Floyd Henderson (Bernie Mac), and Louis Hinds (Samuel L. Jackson) were just three kids singing doo-wop harmonies around a fire barrel when legendary record producer Willie Mitchell caught an earful of their infectious harmonizing. Two short years later, Marcus Hooks and the Real Deal had signed to Hi Records, and they quickly became one of the most popular soul acts in America. But success can't last forever, and it wasn't long before Hooks decided to strike out on his own. Though Floyd and Lewis did their best to keep the Real Deal going, scoring one breakout hit with "Walk in the Park," clashing egos and "creative differences" would eventually break the duo apart. Flash-forward to the new millennium, when Hooks has won a staggering total of 19 Grammy awards while Floyd and Lewis languish in obscurity. Then, one day, while considering suicide with a mouthful of pills and a bottle of liquor, Floyd is shocked to see a news report that Hooks has suddenly dropped dead just before he was slated to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In order to celebrate Hooks' career, Hi Records has organized a lavish tribute concert at the Apollo Theater. Will Floyd and Lewis be able to put aside their differences long enough to drive cross-country and perform together on-stage one last time, or will lingering grudges ultimately cause the pair's already-tenuous relationship to implode long before they reach New York City? ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Samuel L. JacksonBernie Mac, (more)
 
1997  
 
Originating as (of all things!) a video Christmas card in which Jesus Christ duked it out with Santa Claus, the Comedy Central cartoon series South Park was one of the most outrageous and irreverent adult cable series of the 1990s and beyond -- not to mention one of the funniest. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the series took place in the tiny, somewhat inbred village of South Park, CO, where there dwelt a quartet of potty-mouthed fourth graders: sensible but nervous Stan Marsh; neurotic and self-flagellating Kyle Broflovski; fat, obnoxious, and thoroughly me-oriented Eric Cartman; and parka-wearing Kenny McCormick, who never spoke above a mumble -- and who (during the series' first five seasons) was invariably killed off in a grisly manner in each episode ("Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"). During season six, Kenny was assumed to be permanently dead, and his place in the foursome was taken by prissy Butters, who openly resented being the obligatory "TV series replacement regular." When Kenny returned in season seven, his "deaths" were far less frequent; reportedly, the producers were sick of figuring out new and unique ways of knocking him off. Though the kids were repulsive, they were none too good for the adults of South Park, who included the whiny, sexually ambivalent schoolteacher Mr. Garrison; Cartman's pushy, hermaphrodite mother, Liane; Kyle's loudmouthed, activist mom, Sheila; and the very stupid police chief Barbrady; and "Mrs. Mayor." The only grownup worth his salt (and pepper) was ex-soul singer "Chef" McElroy (voiced by Isaac Hayes), though his position in South Park as moral authority and the voice of reason was compromised a bit by his overactive libido.

Animated in a deliberately crude, jerky fashion (though brilliantly timed and paced), and featuring characters who resembled kindergarten cutouts, South Park took pride in butchering every sacred cow and toppling every icon known to conservative and liberal alike. The individual episodes managed to find laughs in such otherwise risky topics as homosexuality, mental and physical handicaps, child molestation, AIDs, anti-Semitism, Alzheimer's, global warming, and the war in Iraq. By being an "equal opportunity offender," the series managed to take both sides and no sides in every issue. Also adding to the hilarity were the occasional "guest" appearances by badly drawn (and voiced) celebrities, with Sally Struthers, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Mel Gibson, Saddam Hussein, and especially Barbra Streisand among those mercilessly skewered. In addition, the series poked big holes in its "competition," the equally raunchy Beavis and Butthead, by introducing a pair of flatulent cartoon Canadians named Terrance and Phillip. Debuting August 13, 1997, and churning out between 13 and 18 episodes per year, South Park was the archetypal "You Either Love It or You Hate It" cartoon show -- but the majority of viewers loved it! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1997  
 
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The first season of South Park wastes no time in serving up the sort of outrageous, in-your-face comedy that its fans craaaaave. Join nervous Stan, neurotic Kyle, obnoxious Cartman, and "Oh My God They Killed" Kenny in their first 13 cartoon adventures. Episodes include "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" (is he controlled by aliens, or a herd of cattle?); "Volcano" (a disastrous hunting trip and the search for "Skuzzle-Butt"); "Weight Gain 4000" (Cartman's award ceremony is interrupted by Mr. Garrison's efforts to assassinate Kathie Lee Gifford); "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" ("starring" the voice of George Clooney; also, what's up with -- or in -- Stan's new dog?); "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" (cloning run amok); "Death" (Stan's 102-year-old grandpa wants to be euthanized, plus the first appearances of those flatulent Canadians Terrance and Phillip); "Pink Eye" (zombies, space stations, Edward James Olmos, and Jackie Collins); "Starvin' Marvin" (what does Sally Struthers really do with all that charity money?); "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" (with the touching Yuletide ballad "The Lonely Jew on Christmas"); "Damien" (the Son of Satan demands a showdown with Jesus -- and everyone's placing bets); "Tom's Rhinoplasty" (can the boys become lesbians like their gorgeous substitute teacher?); "Mecha-Streisand" (a Godzilla-like Babs smashes South Park like Tokyo); and "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" (who is Cartman's real dad?). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
1998  
 
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Season two of South Park offers 18 raunchy misadventures with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and (he should live so long!) Kenny. This year's crop includes "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus" (saving Canada from Saddam Hussein); "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" (not really -- but she is a hermaphrodite); "Ike's Wee Wee" (Stan doesn't want his brother to "lose it" at his bris); "Chickenlover" (book reports are a cinch if you don't read books); "Conjoined Fetus Lady" (the title character is Kyle's nurse -- and there's even Chinese dodgeball!); "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" (Jesus imitates Jerry Springer as the boys learn about Vietnam); "City on the Edge of Forever" (a missing bus and remembrances of things past); "Summer Sucks" (no fireworks, no Mr. Hat, but plenty of snakes); "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" (an independent film festival collides with "The Call of Mr. Hankey"); "Chickenpox" (exposing "the parental conspiracy" and a herpes revenge as a bonus); "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" (an evil planetarium and exploding heads); "Clubhouses" ("Truth or Dare," Colorado style); "Cow Days" (never let cows see a statue); "Chef Aid" (Johnnie Cochran vs. Chef in a copyright suit, and Ozzy Osbourne gives up bats); "Spookyfish" (the one with the goateed Cartman and "hella cool"); "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson" (Charlie escapes, just as the boys visit Mr. Hankey in the Mall of Nebraska); "Gnomes" (a Harbucks coffee shop fights for the hearts and minds of the kids, while the gnomes demand underpants); and "Prehistoric Ice Man" (or "The Thing from 1996!"). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
1999  
 
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More outrageous behavior from the South Park kids distinguishes the series' third season. Only one thing is sure in this year's crop of 18 episodes: Kenny won't survive till fadeout time...ever. Episodes include "Rainforest Shmainforest" (the horrible consequences of pro-environmentalism); "Spontaneous Combustion" (don't hold in those farts!); "The Succubus" (Cartman gets glasses, Chef gets a good woman); "Jackovasaurus" (some prehistoric beasts just shouldn't raise families); "Tweek vs. Craig" (the manly art of dirty boxings, and Kenny goes to Home Ec); "Sexual Harassment Panda" (Kyle's dad gets rich by suing everyone -- and we mean everyone); "Cat Orgy" (cats just wanna have fun -- at Cartman's house); "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" (Charlie's Angels meet the "Melvins"); "Jewbilee" (summer camp with that spoilsport Moses); "Korn's Groovy Pirate Coast Mystery" (rock music, defiled graves, and an Antonio Banderas blow-up doll); "Chinpokomon" (looks like Pearl Harbor is under siege again -- this time from a gigantic, er, member); "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" (dirty duct-tape doings at the big dance); "Starvin' Marvin in Space" (the planet Marklar is a great place for the undernourished -- but watch out for "Sally the Hutt"); "The Red Badge of Gayness" (the Civil War we never fought); "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" (all your favorite vocalists, from Satan to Hitler); "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" (Ground Hog Day for the Son of Man); and "World Wide Recorder Concert" (Yoko Ono and Kenny G., together again for the last time). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2000  
 
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South Park strikes again for a fourth season, as Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and (temporarily) Kenny assault the ears and eyes with 17 new, even more outrageous episodes. This year's harvest includes "The Tooth Fairy TATS 2000" (Hello, Timmy!); "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" (Cartman finally gets thrown in the slammer, while his cellmate is going to Disneyworld); "Timmy 2000" (we all see only what we want to see -- even Phil Collins); "Quintuplets 2000" (Grandpa Marsh has a circus in his bedroom -- and his pants); "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" (keep your back to the wall, boy); "Cherokee Hair Tampons" (the herbal remedy racket exposed!); "Chef Goes Nanners" (the KKK won't save the day); "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" (it's called Fingerbang); "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" (Cartman sees the light; Satan can't live without Saddam) and its "sequel" "Probably" (Is This Hell? No, It's Mexico); "Fourth Grade" (Timmy enters a strange new dimension); "Trapper Keeper" (the Terminator meets "Bill Cosby"); "Helen Keller! The Musical" (Have you seen it? Neither has she!); "Pip" (Miss Havisham builds the Genesis device -- and don't forget her robotic monkeys); "Fat Camp" (Cartman and Cartman -- twice the fun); "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" (a chilling stopover at Smiley Town and Treasure Cove); and "A Very Crappy Christmas" (Hey gang, let's put on our own cartoon special!). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2001  
 
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Season five of South Park shifts into high gear with the notorious episode "It Hits the Fan," in which you're invited to keep score as that word is repeated 162 times! The remaining 13 episodes include "Cripple Fight" (an intense turf battle between Timmy and Jimmy); "Super Best Friends" (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and -- for a while -- Kenny follow the Word According to Magician David Blaine); "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (puberty has its price); "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" (the lives and times of Canada's favorite flatulents); "Cartmanland" (this time it may be Kyle, not Kenny, who dies -- and then again, maybe not); "Proper Condom Use" (a whole new meaning to the term "sex education"); "Towelie" (you can't handle the truth about the talking towel!); "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" (and Stevie Nicks may suffer because of it); "How to Eat With Your Butt" (the scourge of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome); "The Entity" (See it! And die); "Here Comes the Neighborhood" (the new oppressed class has millions, do you hear?); the pivotal "Kenny Dies" (not "what again" but "finally" -- and can Cartman really be crying?); and "Butters' Very Own Episode" (those little white lies may save your life, so keep on lying!). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2002  
 
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Kenny may (finally) be dead, but there's still four obnoxious South Park kids on hand as the series enters its sixth season of outrageous hilarity. Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters in 17 raunchy episodes, including "Freak Strike" (Butters meets Maury Povich); "Jared Has Aides" (or: how to needle a famous sub-sandwich chain without getting sued); "Asspen" (pizzas, french fries, and the dreaded K-13); "Fun With Veal" (save the baby cows and become a terrorist in your spare time); "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" (detailing the consequences of giving Russell Crowe his own TV show); "Professor Chaos" (Butters doesn't want to be Kenny, he wants to be a super-villain -- resulting in a really, really lame cliffhanger); "The Simpsons Already Did It" (there's no such thing as a new iconoclastic joke); "Red Hot Catholic Love" (is it recreational, or is it holy law?); "Free Hat" (they've changed Star Wars, and Ted Koppel doesn't get it)"; Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" (puberty is power!); "Child Abduction Is Not Funny" (except on this show, which also features a guest appearance by the Trojan Mongolian Horse); "A Ladder to Heaven" (with "Kenny" flashbacks and Saddam Hussein's chocolate chips of mass destruction); "The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers" (or to put it more simply, "Back Door Sluts 9"); "The Death Camp of Tolerance" (featuring Mr. Slave's intestines); "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" (all this, and John Edward and Rob Schneider too); "My Future Self n' Me" (with 32-year-old Stan and a trip to "The Parental Revenge Center of Western America"); and "Red Sleigh Down" (a "magical Christmas adventure" in bombed-out Baghdad). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2003  
 
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Kenny's back, and the producers are sick of killing him off, so they don't, so there. Otherwise, it's business as usual for the South Park kids as the series enters its seventh season. This year's batch of episodes includes "Cancelled" (Earth's ratings are in trouble, what with flashbacks and alien wrecking crews); "Krazy Kripples" (the one with the handicapped street gangs, and Christopher Reeve on a flagpole); "Toilet Paper" (conscience makes cowards of us all, but Kyle doesn't need any help); "I'm a Little Bit Country" (celebrating the series' 100th episode with Cartman upsetting the time-space continuum in 1776); "Fatt Butt and Pancake Head" (J-Lo and Ben Affleck invade South Park); "Lil' Crime Stoppers" (the "junior detectives" break up a meth lab); "Red Man's Greed" (beware of SARS-contaminated blankets and the noble Indian brave "Premise Running Thin"); "South Park Is Gay" (actually, it's infested with Crab People and Metro-Phobics); "Christian Rock Hard" (Cartman's band 'Faith + 1' plays "Christ-Fest"); "Grey Dawn" (the revenge of the Senior Motorists, as AARP declares martial law); "Casa Bonita" (meteors and the Mexican Disneyland are involved when Butters disappears); "All About the Mormons?" ("Dum dum dum dum" vs. "Smart smart smart smart"); "Butt Out" (Rob Reiner stops eating long enough to help the kids take on Big Tobacco); "Raisins" (a broken-hearted Stan goes goth, and Butters goes to a pre-pube "Hooters"); and "It's Christmas in Canada" (with Mounties, Newfies, and Saddam's hand-picked hand puppet). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2004  
 
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Season eight of South Park yields 14 new episodes with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and "Oh, My God, They Don't Kill Him" Kenny. This year's exercises in uproarious raunchiness include "Good Times With Weapons" (homegrown "anime," complete with ninjas and supernatural powers); "Up the Down Steroid" (Cartman enters the Special Olympics -- and loses); "The Passion of the Jew" (Mel Gibson demands to be flogged good and hard when he comes to town); "You Got F*cked in the Ass" (a tender tale of tragic tap dancing); "AWESOM-O" (the story of a boy and his killer robot); "The Jeffersons" (reverse racism for fun and profit); "Goobacks" (South Park meets The O'Reilly Factor); "Douche and Turd" (don't ask); "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" (the revenge of the chain-store consumers); "Pre-School" (how to drench a firestarter); "Quest for Ratings" (in which "Super School News" peps things up with panda bears and gratuitous sex); "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" (Paris Hilton buys Butters -- or is it "Mr. Biggles?"); "Cartman's Incredible Gift" (don't ever screw with a psychic detective); and "Woodland Critter Christmas" (mountain lions vs. messiahs). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Trey Parker
 
2006  
R  
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Robert Budreau's noirish thriller That Beautiful Somewhere stars Roy Dupris as Conk Adams, a police detective still nursing psychological scars from his time in the military. When an unidentified body turns up, he must work with an archeologist (Jane McGregor) who suffers from a physical ailment. Soon the pair bond over work and their health problems, and an Aboriginal mystic offers clues to the identity of the body. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

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2010  
 
Several separate incidents that seem puzzling on their own cohere into a larger logic in this offbeat independent drama. Dr. Mayhew (Anand Rajaram) is stuck in a small room without windows, trying to translate messages in Chinese without knowing a word of the language. A man named Alan goes through a challenging day as he constantly shifts shape (he's played by over twenty actors during the course of the film) while trying to recover the passwords to his computer. The employees of a telephone center are carefully tracing the movements of a handful of people for no clear reason. And a woman who collects and sorts random documents (Tracy Wright) may hold the key to everyone's dilemmas. The first feature film from writer and director Daniel Cockburn, You Are Here was an official selection at the 2010 Toronto Film Festival. It was also one of the final films for Tracy Wright, a frequent presence in Canadian independent films who succumbed to cancer in June 2010. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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