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Simon Rex Movies

2013  
R  
Former ShamWow pitchman Vince Offer directed and co-wrote (along with Ken Pringle and Ari Shaffir) this irreverent sketch-based comedy feature starring Adrien Brody as a gruff-yet-fashionable cop named Flirty Harry, Rob Schneider as a depraved psychologist, and Lindsay Lohan living out a revenge fantasy involving the paparazzi. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2010  
R  
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His drug lord father killed in a police shootout, ambitious young criminal Taz sells his soul to the devil in exchange for total power, and quickly rises to the top of the food chain. But later, as his competitors all begin to topple like dominos, Taz realizes that the gift bestowed upon him was not a blessing, but a horrible curse that cannot be broken. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Simon RexVing Rhames, (more)
 
2010  
 
This full length comedy release from stand-up comic Margaret Cho captures a live performance by the funnywoman, recorded in front of a lovingly obsessed audience. Some of the topics that the infamously no-boundaries comedian covers include gay pride, sexting, her own convoluted path to self love, the insanity of the modern media, and more. ~ Cammila Collar, Rovi

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2009  
 
In Lichelli Lazar-Lea's directorial debut, The Truth About Angels, a man in a bad marriage becomes involved in a glamorous nightlife scene where he falls for a mysterious woman, but soon the allure of all-night parties and endless decadence gives way to a threat that may cost the man his life. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

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2008  
PG13  
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After spoofing disaster films in Airplane!, police shows in The Naked Gun, and Hollywood horrors in Scary Movie 3 and 4, producer David Zucker sets his satirical sights on the superhero genre with this anarchic comedy lampooning everything from Spider-Man to X-Men and Superman Returns. Shortly after being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly, high-school outcast Rick Riker (Drake Bell) begins to experience a startling transformation. Now Rick's skin is as strong as steel, and he possesses the strength of ten men. Determined to use his newfound powers to fight crime, Rick creates a special costume and assumes the identity of The Dragonfly -- a fearless crime fighter dedicated to keeping the streets safe for law-abiding citizens. But every superhero needs a nemesis, and after Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald) is caught in the middle of an experiment gone horribly awry, he develops the power to leech the life force out of anyone he meets and becomes the villainous Hourglass. Intent on achieving immortality, the Hourglass attempts to gather as much life force as possible as the noble Dragonfly sets out to take down his archenemy and realize his destiny as a true hero. Craig Mazin writes and directs this high-flying spoof featuring Tracy Morgan, Pamela Anderson, Leslie Nielsen, Marion Ross, Jeffrey Tambor, and Regina Hall. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Drake BellSara Paxton, (more)
 
2008  
PG13  
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Ebenezer Scrooge gets the parody treatment from veteran writer/director David Zucker (Airplane!, Scary Movie 4) with this comedy starring Kevin Farley as a derisive documentarian (à la Michael Moore) who's visited by three ghosts intent on instilling the American spirit in the disillusioned filmmaker. Kelsey Grammer, Jon Voight, Leslie Nielsen, James Woods, and Dennis Hopper co-star in the Vivendi Entertainment production. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, Rovi

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Starring:
Kevin FarleyKelsey Grammer, (more)
 
2008  
NR  
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Three Los Angeles criminals and a spurned lover team up to seek revenge against the criminal that betrayed them all before fleeing to Miami in this crime thriller starring Tyson Beckford and Simon Rex. When Troy (Erik Palladino) calls his old partners Al (Beckford) and Pete (Rex) to announce that he's back in L.A., the pair immediately relay the news to their boss Dmitri (Raymond J. Barry), one of the city's most feared criminal kingpins. Troy claims he's turned over a new leaf, but when he starts talking about a new scheme, it becomes obvious to everyone involved that he's the same old con artist he's always been. As tensions start to heat up, Al, Pete, Dmitri, and Jessie (Tatyana Ali) all join forces to exact bitter revenge against the man who thought he could just waltz back to town without atoning for his previous transgressions. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2006  
R  
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The rich and beautiful leader of South Beach University's most elite sorority concocts a sexy scheme to cash in on her sisterhood's newfound fame in a raunchy college comedy starring Paris Hilton. The Gamma Gammas have been voted the hottest sorority in the country by FHM, and now their leader, Victoria English (Hilton), is determined to take full advantage of the positive publicity. Only girls of Victoria's caliber can aspire to Gamma Gamma status, so what better way to solidify their influence over Greek culture than to take part in a photo shoot with one of the most popular men's magazines in the country? As the photo shoot draws near, however, it soon becomes undeniably clear that Victoria is more interested in furthering her own clandestine agenda than getting good press for Gamma Gamma. Simon Rex co-stars in a National Lampoon comedy that's as rowdy as Animal House, only ten times sexier. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Paris HiltonPaula Garcés, (more)
 
2006  
PG13  
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Spoof series torch-bearer and Airplane! mastermind David Zucker steps back into the captain's chair for yet another round of cinematic shenanigans in the latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise, this time mocking such frightful blockbusters as Saw, War of the Worlds, The Village, and The Grudge. An alien invasion threatens to wipe out the entire human race, but not if Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) and her nymphomaniac pal, Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), have any say in the matter. With the clock counting down for all of humankind and the extraterrestrial invasion about to begin, the fearless but slightly dunderheaded heroines are joined by a series of celebrity guests including Dr. Phil, Carmen Electra, Chris Elliott, Shaquille O'Neal, and, of course, Leslie Nielsen in ensuring that the planet remains free of the alien menace and prepared for yet another installment in the over-the-top, pop-culture-deflating satire series. Although two versions of this film officially exist (a PG-13 one and an "Unrated and Uncensored" one -- evidently they skipped the R version), the unrated cut only reportedly features about three extra minutes of screen time, devoted to jiggling and bouncing breast implants. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Anna FarisRegina Hall, (more)
 
2004  
PG  
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When his Zen master is mysteriously murdered and a biochemical maniac sets into motion a devious plan to control the entire world, it's up to one karate-chopping canine to leap into action in a hilarious tale of man versus man's best friend from A Christmas Story director Bob Clark. His master may be gone, but Cho Cho is determined to find out who the culprit behind the killing really is. In order to carry out his daring mission he'll need a little human help though, and when Cho Cho teams with a brilliant but bumbling computer wizard, there's no mystery that this unlikely pair can't solve. Starring Jon Voight, Simon Rex, and Jaime Pressley. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Chevy ChaseJon Voight, (more)
 
2003  
PG13  
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While star Anna Faris returns for the third film in the Scary Movie series, the power behind the camera has shifted from the Wayans brothers to one of the Zucker brothers. The Zucker in question is David Zucker, and he's brought along his partner in movie-parody crime, Leslie Nielsen. This time around, aim is taken at such horror blockbusters as Signs and The Ring, while films of other genres, including Independence Day, 8 Mile, and The Matrix, are also lampooned. The plot finds Cindy (Faris) trying to help the president (Nielsen) thwart an alien attack while also facing crop circles and a mysterious video tape. In the spirit of the two Matrix sequels, Scary Movie 3 was shot back-to-back with Scary Movie 4. Queen Latifah, Charlie Sheen, and Eddie Griffin also star. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi

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Starring:
Anna FarisAnthony Anderson, (more)
 
2001  
R  
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Genre writer/director J.S. Cardone crafts his own history of the vampire legend in this teen horror outing that takes place primarily in desert locations, à la Near Dark (1987) and Vampires (1998). Sean (Kerr Smith) is traveling across the desert to attend his sister's wedding when he picks up an unusual hitchhiker, Nick (Brendan Fehr). A vampire hunter, Nick soon has Sean embroiled in a battle between himself and a band of the undead creatures led by Kit (Johnathon Schaech). Caught in the middle of the supernatural shenanigans with Sean is Megan (Izabella Miko), who had been nearly turned into a vampire herself by Kit and his followers. Sean and Megan develop a romantic attachment, which encounters a further obstacle when Sean is infected with the vampire virus; only Kit's death can prevent Sean from permanently becoming one of the nosferatu. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Kerr SmithBrendan Fehr, (more)
 
2001  
R  
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A shy freshman doesn't take long to warm up to fraternity life in this college comedy following in the tradition of Animal House and PCU. Reserved college freshman Jake Taylor (Dylan Bruno) isn't big on fraternities, but when the hardest-partying frat on campus refuses to admit his socially awkward cousin Gil (Dublin James) unless Jake pledges with him, the two are soon on their way to the wild life. When all-night benders and naked scavenger hunts begin to take their toll on Jake's grades and his fraternity-hating girlfriend, Paige (Laura Harris), begins to become suspicious of his decidedly frat-like behavior, the newly converted Greek must enlist the aid of his brothers to ensure that his scholarship isn't revoked and his girl doesn't leave him in the dust. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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