Robert B. Weide Movies

2008  
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Frequent Curb Your Enthusiasm director Robert B. Weide makes his feature directorial debut with this screen adaptation of British writer Toby Young's comedic novel of the same name. When self-promoting scribe Sidney Young (Simon Pegg) accepts a position as a contributing editor for iconic fashion magazine "Sharps," his subsequent attempts to ingratiate himself with both his egotistical boss, Clayton Harding, and the superficial celebrities who populate the pages of the magazine prove disastrously hilarious. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Simon PeggKirsten Dunst, (more)
2005  
 
Larry (Larry David) almost drowns while swimming in the ocean. As he later tells it, in a moment of panic, he cries out to God, and is deposited safely on the beach. "Now maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people," Susie (Susie Essman) suggests, but Larry doesn't get her point. With his newfound faith, he decides to go to temple for the High Holy Days, but Jeff (Jeff Garlin) explains that one has to order tickets months in advance, and that the services are sold out. Larry eventually decides to go to a scalper (Paul Ben-Victor). Larry is initially thrilled to learn that his favorite deli, Leo's, has named a sandwich after him. But, when he finds out the ingredients are whitefish, sable, cream cheese, capers, and onions ("That's a disgusting sandwich"), he tries to have it changed. Leo (Ed O'Ross) agrees to allow Larry to change if someone will switch with him. Nat (Shelley Berman) seems to enjoy the whitefish, but suffers some kind of attack while eating it, and has to be rushed to the hospital, where, delirious, he whispers something that to Larry sounds like "You're adopted." Later, Ted Danson refuses to switch sandwiches with Larry, and at temple, he gets into a spat with Richard Lewis, who is jealous of Larry's sandwich. Also, a chief surgeon (Kenneth Kimmins) appears to get "the yips" on the golf course, and when Cheryl (Cheryl Himes) complains about Larry interrupting sex to answer the phone, he responds sarcastically, "Oh, sacred intercourse cannot be interrupted!" ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2005  
 
Larry (Larry David) locks himself out of his car, and learns that the drive-thru window at Jack-in-the-Box does not accept walk-thru customers. He despairs until Peter (Frank Whaley), a friendly passing motorist, agrees to give him a lift. Jeff (Jeff Garlin) arrives, and gives Larry the bad news about Richard (Richard Lewis): he needs a kidney transplant. Because the comic's cousin refuses to give up any of his organs while he's still alive, Richard is hoping that a close friend will come through. Larry's response is, "I have to choose healthier friends." Eventually he gets into a conflict with Jeff about which of them should offer to give Richard a kidney. Also, Larry aggravates two different receptionists, one by revealing too little information, the other by revealing too much. He also argues with Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) over what constitutes "snuggling" ("I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in! That's all!") and debates the rules of "Eenie Meenie Minee Mo" with Jeff. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2005  
 
Larry (Larry David) meets Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) and Yoshi (Greg Watanabe), an art dealer, at a Japanese restaurant for lunch. The staff of the restaurant call Larry "Chicken Teriyaki Boy" due to his penchant for ordering the same meal every time. At lunch, Larry is surprised to learn that Yoshi's father (Ken Takamoto), who lives in the same nursing home as Nat (Shelley Berman), was a kamikaze pilot during WWII. "Shouldn't he be dead?" Larry asks Yoshi, who is forced to explain, "He grazed the ship." The meal ends disastrously, with Yoshi believing that the oblivious Larry is calling him a chicken. Later, Larry is at a poker game when the host, Kevin (Kevin Nealon) is called away because Yoshi, who happens to be his brother-in-law, has attempted suicide. The guests decide to keep playing cards. Also, Larry catches Nat watching an inappropriate video at an even more inappropriate volume, debates the merits of a doctor's prescription vs. a pharmacist's recommendation, and demands an investigation into the legitimacy of the bingo game at Nat's nursing home. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2005  
 
Larry (Larry David) gets "orthotic" inserts for his shoes from his podiatrist (Carlos Jacott). They ease his foot pain, but they make a horrible squeaking noise when he walks, creating a variety of problems. Larry asks his sullen handyman, Jesus (Lobo Sebastian), to hang a mezuzah on his front door before his father, Nat (Shelley Berman), visits. Cheryl (Cheryl Hines), whose parents are visiting, threatens to fire Maria (Lydia Blanco), their housekeeper and Jesus' wife, because she won't wear a bra. Larry loves the way Maria makes chicken salad, so he agrees to ask her to wear one. Larry gets into an argument when he mocks Cheryl's father (Paul Dooley) for wearing merchandise marketed in connection with The Passion of the Christ, a "Christ nail" on a leather string. He also offends Susie (Susie Essman) when he learns that her 11-year-old daughter, Sammi (Ashly Holloway), still believes in the tooth fairy. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2005  
 
A sex offender moves into the neighborhood, and Larry (Larry David) notes that because the offender is bald, "It's very bad for the bald community." Later, he meets the aforementioned sex offender, Rick (Rob Corddry of The Daily Show), and he turns out to be a pretty good guy. He's a huge Seinfeld fan, he helps Larry with his groceries, and he gives him some valuable golf tips. So Larry hesitantly invites him to the Seder that Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) is preparing. When Cheryl predictably freaks out about the invite, Larry reassures her, "He's cool," and asks pointedly, "What would Jesus do?" Also at the event are Jeff (Jeff Garlin), Susie (Susie Essman), and Susie's brother-in-law, Len (Stephen Tobolowsky), a staunch Republican. Mark (Rob Huebel) and Marla (Lauren Katz) are also guests in the David household, and Larry invites the cranky couple from across the street, Mac (Pat Harrington Jr. and Ethel (Jennie Ventriss), because he suspects that Mark has been stealing his newspapers, and Larry wants Ethel to ID Mark. The event goes sour when there's a controversy involving the afikomen. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2004  
 
Larry (Larry David) is struggling to learn his dance steps for The Producers when the rehearsal pianist, Michael (Patrick Kerr), shows up. Michael turns out to be the blind gentleman whom Larry and Richard Lewis helped move back in the first season's "The Bracelet." Michael introduces Larry to his girlfriend, Rhonda (Jackie Hoffman), who has apparently told Michael that she's a model. It's up to Larry, of course, to break the bad news to Michael. Ben Stiller invites everyone to his birthday party, where Larry goes on a spree. He doesn't bring a gift, just because Stiller had said, "No gifts." He insults the glittery sports jerseys that Susie (Susie Essman) has designed. He uses an obscenity while playing "telephone" with a group of kids. He doesn't sing "Happy Birthday" to Stiller with the rest of the group because he doesn't like the song, and to top things off, he accidentally stabs Stiller in the eye with an hors d'oeuvres skewer while giving Jeff (Jeff Garlin) a golf tip. Larry also fails when Richard Lewis asks him to convince Kim (Sarah Ann Morris), the aspiring actress daughter of an old friend, that she doesn't need breast implants. This episode features appearances by Christine Taylor and Cady Huffman. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2004  
 
Larry (Larry David) and Jeff (Jeff Garlin) order a tape of "College Girls Gone Wild," and have it sent to Larry's office, so as to avoid embarrassment. Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) tells Larry about the poison oak in their backyard, and Larry decides to call Wandering Bear (Native American actor/activist Russell Means), who did some work for the Jeff and Susie (Susie Essman), for which he was never paid in full. Cheryl also complains that Larry hasn't had sex with her for a long time. She's no longer taking birth control, so Larry has to use a condom. Jeff comes to his rescue with some "Everlast" condoms, which promise that the user is "never gonna stop." Larry explains that he would prefer a condom called "Get it Over With." "How long do you think I wanna do that for?" he asks Jeff. "It gets boring." Larry somehow uses the condom incorrectly, which causes a surprising malady for Cheryl. Larry also has problems with his assistant, Antoinette (Antoinette Spolar-Levine), whose preoccupation with her recent breakup has led to incompetence. He wants to fire her, but explains to Jeff that he can't because she knows all his secrets. "She knows more about me than Cheryl does," he laments. Joey Slotnick guest stars. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2004  
 
It's the fourth-season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and in addition to being nervous about his Broadway debut in The Producers, Larry (Larry David) only has a few days left in which to take advantage of Cheryl's (Cheryl Hines) anniversary gift. There are a couple of likely prospects, including his co-star in the show, Cady Huffman. Jeff (Jeff Garlin) helps Larry's cause with her by telling her that Larry suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, just like she does. Once the gang arrives in New York for the show, Jeff (Jeff Garlin) introduces him to Christina (Cynthia Ettinger) who describes herself as a "fellatio teacher." Larry continues his petty squabbles with David Schwimmer and gets into trouble with the hotel staff due to some confusion over gratuities. He also has to deal with his obnoxious cousin Andy (Richard Kind, who actually starred in The Producers on Broadway) and his special needs, and has a run-in with a hostile tourist (Stephen Colbert). The episode features many guest cameos including Mel Brooks, Susan Stroman (director of the Broadway show and the feature-film musical version of The Producers), Paul Mazursky, Nathan Lane, Jerry Seinfeld, and, in her last filmed appearance, Anne Bancroft. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2004  
 
Larry (Larry David) visits his dentist, Len Funkhouser (Saul Rubinek), who insists on rolling up Larry's sleeve to inject a sedative, causing Larry's cuff to lose its elasticity. Larry plans to attend the reception for Len's uncle Leo (Lou Cutell), who is suffering from Hodgkin's disease. Len naturally objects when Larry refers to it as "the 'good' Hodgkins." Jeff (Jeff Garlin) and Susie (Susie Essman) invite everyone to dinner, where many things go wrong. Larry gets into a tiff with the Russian cousin of the Funkhousers (Boris Krutonog), who asks to try on his glasses. Susie sees him playing with Oscar, their German shepherd, and mistakes it for something more sinister. Larry is outraged when, at dinner, he learns that Len's hygienist (Maria Canals) has been circulating a rumor that he has a plaque problem, and then little Sammy (Ashly Holloway) is traumatized when she finds the dentist's photo of Larry's rotting tooth. Aside from revealing to many people that he pees sitting down, Larry also puts his foot in it when he accuses a local weatherman (Gary Kroeger), a friend of Marty Funkhouser's (Bob Einstein), of falsely forecasting rain in order to clear the golf course. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2004  
 
It's a beautiful Sunday, and Larry (Larry David) and Jeff (Jeff Garlin), can't play golf, because they haven't heard back from the "restricted" golf club about their membership applications. They want to go to the next night's Dodger game, which is sold out. Larry remembers that Marty Funkhouser (Bob Einstein) has season tickets, and probably won't feel like going since his father died recently. "It doesn't hurt to ask," says Larry, but when they do, Marty tells them he's going to the game, and the second ticket is "spoken for." Later, Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) surprises him with tickets to the game. Larry tells Cheryl he plans to get out of jury duty. "I would serve if they made me foreman," he explains, "but I can't serve under another foreman. That's not gonna work." He ends up getting out of it by making a racist comment during jury selection. He also decides to buy some marijuana for his father (Shelley Berman), who suffers from glaucoma. When a street dealer (Jorge Garcia of Lost) offers him some expensive hydroponic weed, a very nervous Larry explains, "I'm not looking for a sound system," and ends up overpaying for some "schwag." The next day, Jeff cancels on him, and Larry decides to hire Monena (Kym Whitley), a prostitute, to ride in his car with him so he can use the car pool lane, beat traffic, and get to the game on time. She insists on going to the game with him, leading to a couple of awkward encounters. Ken Howard and James Sikking guest star. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2002  
 
Larry (Larry David) and Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) are out at dinner when they run into Paul Reiser and his wife Mindy (Linda Bates). Larry stops and chats. Afterward, Cheryl chastises Larry for ignoring Mindy, which he was not even aware of. A distraught Larry says, "Now the whole night is...you just can't go out." Larry and Cheryl plan to let their friend Stu Braudy (Don Stark) pick up the check, but he sneaks off to the bathroom when it comes, as usual. Stu and his wife, Susan (Amy Aquino), are hosting an NRDC fundraiser for Cheryl, but they are in some kind of feud with the Reisers, who have not been invited. Alanis Morissette is supposed to perform at the fundraiser. When Larry hears there's a mystery about who inspired her hit song "You Oughtta Know," he says he'll get Morissette to confide in him. The next day, Wanda (Wanda Sykes) stops by to tell the Davids that there's going to be a terrorist attack in L.A. the next weekend. She has a source, and tells them they should leave town, but they can't tell anybody about it. Cheryl won't leave town because of the NRDC fundraiser. Larry suggests that he could go golfing at Pebble Beach. "Then at least one of us would survive," he reasons, "It almost seems a little selfish for you to want both of us to perish." Larry goes to Mindy's perfume store to tell her about the attack warning, in hopes of making up for ignoring her. Then the real trouble starts. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2002  
 
Larry (Larry David) comes home to find Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) laughing it up with her actor friend and tennis partner, Brad (Josh Temple). "Maybe I'll go out and get myself a heterosexual woman to play golf with," Larry suggests. Cheryl says she wouldn't see Brad if Larry would play tennis with her, and Larry says he will. At the restaurant, Larry is amazed when the manager (Jim Staahl) removes a wine stain from a couch with club soda and salt. Then Randy (John Hayman), the chef, tells Jeff (Jeff Garlin) and Larry that he can't handle the pressure of the high-profile job, and he quits. Ted Danson suggests they hire his cook, Josh (Daniel Escobar), but Larry and Jeff insist on giving him a tryout. Later, Larry and Cheryl run into some old friends, who treat them coldly, and Cheryl is embarrassed to realize that it's been over a year, and they never got their friends a wedding gift. The tennis goes badly because Larry is irritated by Cheryl's grunting. Or maybe it's just that she beats him. Cheryl tells Larry she's going to see a play, but is slow to mention that Brad is starring in it. Larry finds chef Josh's food "too saucy." When Cheryl and Larry go shopping for a wedding gift, Larry is accosted by an overzealous saleswoman (Laura Silverman) who doesn't seem to understand the concept of "browsing." ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2002  
 
Larry (Larry David) gets into trouble for throwing an apple core into a neighbor's garbage can. Later, Larry picks up Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) at Barbara's (Caroline Aaron). Barbara is still getting over the loss of her husband, Chet, who died suddenly a few months ago, but that doesn't stop Larry from admiring a shirt Chet's wearing in an old photo, and pestering Barbara about where her late husband bought the shirt. She eventually tells him, and Larry decides to go pick up the same shirt. Jeff (Jeff Garlin) convinces Larry to consider investing in a new restaurant with actors Ted Danson and Michael York. Ted admires Larry's new shirt, and invites him and Cheryl to his daughter's birthday party later that week. Danson asks Jeff to dress as the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz, but Larry is adamant about playing that role himself. Larry meets with the restaurant people, and has some ideas that don't go over very well. Cheryl doesn't understand why Larry wants to invest. He tells her they could hang out there, and he could walk around and talk to people, clarifying, "I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers, I'm okay with." When Cheryl tells Larry that his dentist called to invite them to dinner, Larry decides he'll have to find a new dentist. Blowing off the dentist turns out to be a critical gaffe when a misunderstanding over a gift to Danson leads to a violent episode at his daughter's party. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2002  
 
Larry (Larry David) attends a barbecue, at which Wanda (Wanda Sykes) announces her engagement to a gangsta rapper named Krazee-Eyez Killa (Chris Williams). Krazee runs some of his violent lyrics past Larry, who offers some constructive criticism. "Change 'motherf***er' to 'bitch,'" he suggests, "'Bitch' is a word that you would use to somebody that you disrespect." Krazee also discusses his fondness for performing oral sex on women, and implies that he has not been faithful to Wanda. Larry says he won't tell her. Later, Larry stops by Jeff's (Jeff Garlin) new house to get a script. Susie (Susie Essman) offers Larry a tour of the home, and when he declines, she explodes, angrily throwing him out. Larry goes home, where he inadvertently reveals Krazee's secret to Cheryl (Cheryl Hines). When Cheryl announces her plan to tell Wanda about Krazee's infidelities, Larry, fearing reprisals, tells her not to. "Have you heard his lyrics?" a frightened Larry asks. Larry has to do re-shoots on the Martin Scorsese film, and he gets a call from the wardrobe person, asking him to bring in the jacket he wore on the shoot. Cheryl threw the jacket out, so Larry goes to a clothing store, where a silly argument with the store manager results in his being barred from purchasing an identical jacket. When he gets home, he finds that Cheryl has gone out for drinks with Wanda. Fearing the worst, Larry goes to Krazee's house looking for the women. Krazee offers him "the tour," and Larry accepts. He's shocked to find that Krazee owns a jacket just like the one he needs for the shoot, and delighted when Krazee gives him the garment. Reciprocating Krazee's use of a racial epithet as a term of endearment, Larry asks Krazee, "Are you my Caucasian?" ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2002  
 
Cheryl (Cheryl Hines) is upset with Susie (Susie Essman) because she's canceled their lunch date again, claiming she had to go to the dentist. Larry (Larry David) catches TV restaurant critic Andy Portico (Paul Wilson) giving a big "thumbs down" to a new establishment and frets over Portico's impending visit to Bobo's on opening night. "Guy couldn't get dates, takes it out on the rest of the world," opines Larry. Cheryl asks Larry to pick up some Colon Cleanse for her, which her osteopath recommended to treat her cough. At the health food store, Jeff (Jeff Garlin) corroborates Susie's dentist excuse. Larry spots Phil (Ian Gomez), the bald chef he's hired, wearing a toupee, and feels compelled to fire him. He explains to his distraught restaurant partners that the chef was "literally, a bald-faced liar." Larry and Jeff stop by Jeff's daughter's school, which Portico's son also attends. Larry joins Portico in a parent-student dodgeball game, where things get out of hand, and Larry ends up damaging the curmudgeonly critic's treasured thumbs. Not only does Portico forgive Larry, but he recommends a new chef for Bobo's -- Guy Bernier (Paul Sand). Later, Larry and Cheryl get stuck in a car wash as her Colon Cleanse kicks in. The restaurant business seems to be on the upswing until the Bobo's crew discovers that Guy has Tourette's syndrome. The restaurant's open kitchen may not be the ideal place for his profane outbursts. Richard Lewis and Michael York are among those who turn up for a wild opening night. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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2000  
 
Seinfeld producer/creator Larry David has often claimed that the character of George Costanza, the abrasive, neurotic, spectacularly luckless Seinfeld supporting player so brilliantly played by Jason Alexander, was based on David himself. Small wonder, then, that most of the plotlines of the self-deprecating, reality-based sitcom Curb Your Enthusiasm have a distinctly Costanzan flavor -- with Larry David, in the role of former standup comic-turned-TV executive Larry David, a dictionary definition of the phrase "his own worst enemy." A spinoff of the 1999 HBO "mockumentary" special of the same name, the weekly 30-minute Curb Your Enthusiasm is filmed in cinéma vérité fashion, with much of dialogue ad-libbed (though the premise of each episode has been carefully worked out in advance).

Larry David portrays himself as the archetypal Hollywood wheeler-dealer, forever promoting "can't miss" TV and film projects, and using (and sometimes abusing) his myriad of showbiz celebrity connections -- among them Richard Lewis, Rob Reiner, Shaquille O'Neal, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, Wanda Sykes, and Mel Brooks, not to mention a generous supply of former Seinfeld stars -- to further advance his already super-successful career. And yet, no matter how high he climbs, David is a slave to his own foibles, phobias, and neuroses, perpetually opening mouth and inserting foot, making as many enemies as friends in high places and never relaxing long enough to enjoy or appreciate what he has accomplished. In typical Seinfeld fashion, our hero manages to make a sizable and often insurmountable mountain out of the tiniest and least significant of molehills. While the plotlines of the first two ten-episode HBO seasons were relatively self-contained, season three was held together with the through-line of Larry opening a Planet Hollywood-style restaurant, while the focus of season four was the rather improbable premise that Larry had been offered the starring role in Mel Brooks' smash Broadway musical The Producers. Also appearing on Curb Your Enthusiasm are Cheryl Hines as Larry's spouse, Cheryl; David's longtime production associate Jeff Garlin as Jeff Greene; and Susie Essman as Jeff's wife, Susie. The series is very much an HBO production with an unending stream of hilarious profanities and sexual situations (though the series' funniest running gag is probably the cleanest: Larry David's constitutional inability to figure out the basic protocol of tipping the help). ~ All Movie Guide

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Larry DavidCheryl Hines, (more)
1998  
NR  
Lenny Bruce was easily the most controversial stand-up comic of his generation. Tackling subjects that were not common fodder for humorists in the mid-1950's -- religious hypocrisy, the power of forbidden language, sexual obsessions and hang-ups, racism, drugs and the absurdity of the American cultural landscape -- Bruce created hilarious but cutting satire that made many people laugh, but also made many people angry. Lenny Bruce: Swear to Tell the Truth is a documentary about Bruce's life and career that follows him from his early days as a clean if eccentric stand-up performer (including a rare clip from his appearance on Arthur Godfrey's TV show) through his eventual "liberation," performing edgier material (with looser language) at strip joints and jazz clubs, and his many legal battles over obscenity and drugs that made him all but unemployable in the last few years before his death in 1966. Lenny Bruce: I Swear to Tell the Truth includes film clips of Bruce on stage and on television (including highlights from an unaired appearance on The Steve Allen Show), interviews with his friends and family (including his mother, Sally Marr, and his wife Honey) as well as his lawyers and the prosecutors who fought against him, home movies and excerpts from the amusingly sleazy B movie he wrote and starred in, Dance Hall Racket. Robert DeNiro narrates. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Lenny Bruce

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