Maria Ford Movies

Lead actress Maria Ford first appeared onscreen in the late '80s. ~ All Movie Guide
2006  
 
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A lonely woman seeking the perfect husband finds the past coming back to haunt her when her groom is murdered at his bachelor party and the bridal party begins to disappear one by one in this sharp-tipped tale of terror starring Richard Lynch, Maria Ford, and Jessica Kinney. Jenna always dreamed of settling down with a husband and a family, but it seems like every boy she has ever loved has suffered a decidedly grim fate. Now, as her dreams of starting a family are savagely stifled by a relentless killer, Jenna must look deep into her past to identify the maniac who seems strangely determined to prevent her from walking down the aisle. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Maria FordRichard Lynch, (more)
2004  
 
After lying to Kellie (Cynthia Watros) about going to a strip club, Drew (Drew Carey) finds himself in an awkard position thanks to his pal Lewis (Ryan Stiles). Having suffered a bizarre recreation-related injury--specifically, he got whiplash from a lap-dancer's breast--Lewis intends to sue the club, and he needs Drew as an eyewitness! Elsewhere, Mimi moves from "groupie" to "performer" level when she forms her own girl band. This episode was originally telecast in tandem with "Sleeping with the Enemy". ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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2001  
 
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An actor long thought to be dead re-emerges under another identity, just as a filmmaker prepares to start shooting his life story. Scott Bakula, Kathryn Morris, and director Anthony Alda -- Alan Alda's brother -- star. ~ Michael Hastings, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Scott BakulaKathryn Morris, (more)
2000  
 
A band of murderous outlaws nicknamed The Blue Jean Killers are the focus of this satirical erotic comedy starring straight-to-video stalwart Maria Ford. The movie targets the sacred cows of crime enforcement, the media, and the fashion industry as it follows a consumerist Bonnie and Clyde on their L.A. crime spree. ~ Michael Hastings, All Movie Guide

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1998  
R  
In this follow-up to the erotic thriller I Like to Play Games, Suzanne (Maria Ford) is now the head of an advertising agency, and in her spare time, she enjoys making the men who work for her jump through hoops (and then some). However, when she's approached by Dominick D'Aura (Bobby Johnston), the owner of a chain of upscale strip clubs who wants Suzanne to design a new campaign for him, she has finally met her match in the arena of sexual gamesmanship. However, Suzanne and Dominick's erotic play soon turns dangerous when extortion, blackmail, and violence creep into the mix. While I Like to Play Games Too features a different director and cast than the first film (in which Suzanne was played by Lisa Boyle), they were written by the same man, David Keith Miller. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Maria FordBobby Johnston, (more)
1998  
NR  
In this documentary, filmmakers Odette Springer (former music supervisor for Concorde-New Horizons) and Joanna Demetrakas take a look at the exploitative world of grindhouse gore, and trashy slasher films. Trained in classical music, Springer turns self-analytical in this movie memoir, asking herself, "How did I go from Beethoven to 'B' movies?," examining her own S&M leanings and possible abuse when she was a child. Clips include Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold, and Angel of Destruction. Interviews include Roger Corman, American International's Samuel Z. Arkoff, Edward Albert Jr., director Jim Wynorski, Julie Strain, Maria Ford (Stripped to Kill II), and Catherine Cyran (Slumber Party Massacre 3). Made in 16mm and video, the 82-minute film was shown at the 1998 Sundance Film Festival. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Maria FordJulie Strain, (more)
1997  
 
In the year 2018 A.D., Dr. John Denniel (Jeff Wincott) is a geneticist who is persuaded by Lt. Anna Pontaine (Maria Ford) to help with a government study of extraterrestrial viruses to be brought back to Earth on an upcoming space probe. John and Anna find their feelings are moving beyond professional courtesy, and they marry and are soon expecting a child. Their happiness is cut short when they receive word that the space probe has fallen out of orbit, crash landing in Africa while carrying a virus that could possibly kill billions of people. After Anna suffers a miscarriage, she becomes obsessively protective of a set of human embryos John has created, which have been engineered to be resistant to the virus; she wants to see them brought to term, while John wants to use them to create a vaccine that could save lives as the virus spreads. Meanwhile, John discovers the crash of the space probe was rigged by General Wallace (Stacy Keach), a psychotic racist who wants to wipe out humanity so he and his associates can repopulate the earth as a purely Aryan planet; John also finds Wallace has plans of his own for the embryos. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Maria FordStacy Keach, (more)
1996  
 
Two strippers find themselves held hostage when their club is held up by robbers on the run. After crash-landing their airplane in a forest, the strippers struggle to overcome their adverse situation. ~ All Movie Guide

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1995  
 
Murder, lurid sex, and clowns drive this exploitation flick in which a psychotic loner terrorizes a strip club, "Zipper's Clown Palace," and takes everyone hostage at gun point. He then proceeds to force a weedy nerd to have sex with a stripper, while quizzing his frightened prisoners on trivia about the 1960s musical Gyspy. Duane Whitaker, who played Maynard in Pulp Fiction, wrote the script. ~ Jonathan Crow, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Maria FordNikki Fritz, (more)
1995  
R  
In 1934, J. Edgar Hoover and the boys made headlines for mowing down John Dillinger in a hail of bullets outside Chicago's Biograph theater. But in fact, according to this Jon Purdy gangster thriller, the Feds iced Dillinger's brother. Fast-forward five years, when mobster kingpin Al Capone (F. Murray Abraham) gives the real Dillinger (Martin Sheen) an offer he can't refuse: rob millions from a secluded vault or watch his wife and child get whacked. ~ Jonathan Crow, All Movie Guide

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1995  
 
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Veteran "B"-movie producer Roger Corman ground out this entry in the Alien rip-off genre with this story of a six-person crew about to end a two-year research project in a complex that is buried five miles below the New Mexico desert. Unbeknownst to the other members of the team, one of them isn't quite what he appears to be... ~ Brian Gusse, All Movie Guide

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1995  
R  
In this combination action-horror movie, a kick-boxing vampire hunter (Don "The Dragon" Wilson) takes on various Los Angeles-based bloodsuckers and ends up pursued by their brethren and the police. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Don "The Dragon" Wilson
1995  
R  
Set in the roaring '20s amidst the chaotic jazz clubs of Chicago, gangster Johnny Varona embarks upon a forbidden love affair with Georgia, a beautiful black chanteuse. While racism plays a part in dooming the relationship, the most damning factor is Constanza, Johnny's bloodthirsty boss and future father-in-law, as Johnny is betrothed to his daughter. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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1995  
 
This softcore exploitation effort from the Roger Corman stable is a peculiar attempt to reinvent Bram Stoker's story as a T&A film featuring marauding babes in rat-pelt bikinis. The story posits an Amazonian group of Victorian-era lesbians who have formed a colony under Queen Adrienne Barbeau. Barbeau is sort of a Pied Piper to a group of vicious rats used in the women's murderous raids on men who have wronged them. In one such attack, the women capture writer Bram Stoker (Kevin Alber), who is recruited to chronicle the women's activities. But the plot is really secondary here. The main point of this film is to show scantily-clad women running around in bikinis, having swordfights and performing topless veil-dances. Barbeau is particularly over-the-top, saying things like "I am the Queen of the vermin!" and sporting hairdos which get progressively bigger and sillier as the film goes on. An amusing second-rate attempt at a Hammer-style historical horror film, this is a fun, trashy timekiller for genre fans. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide

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1994  
 
Angel of Destruction stars female martial-arts expert Maria Ford in the title role. In the tradition of the "B" westerns of Yore, Ford sets out to avenge her sister's murderer. She's essentially a woman of peace, though she leaves a lot of her opponents in pieces. There's gore galore before she corners the killers, and it is for this reason, rather than the frequent glimpses of the leading lady's bare torso, that the film is rated R. The saving grace of Angel of Destruction, for non-chopsocky fans, is the fact that Maria Ford actually has a soupcon of acting ability. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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1994  
 
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Director Dan Golden's remake of Marcus De Leon's 1992 erotic thriller Kiss Me a Killer stars Maria Ford as the femme fatale who lures a country-western singer into murdering her sadistic bar-owner husband. Executive producer Roger Corman, who also released De Leon's film, made a career of re-using similar storylines with slight alterations and passing them off as new films. This one falls short of its predecessor due mostly to Golden's workmanlike direction and the hackneyed backdrop. Golden's next job for Corman, however, was a surprisingly witty adaptation of Bram Stoker's The Burial of the Rats (1995). ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide

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1993  
R  
Based on horror author H.P. Lovecraft's writings, Necronomicon: Book of the Dead includes three short stories devoted to the deadly and mysterious "Necronomicon." When Lovecraft (played by Jeffrey Combs) manages to smuggle the legendary book out of a heavily guarded library, he quickly finds himself immersed in its passages, and three short stories take form as he sets off to record the information. In the first, Bruce Payne plays a disgruntled man whose inheritance of an old motel turns out to be more than he bargained for, as there are a nasty group of demons populating its basement. The second story follows a young reporter in search of a doctor who allegedly found the path to immortality, though, like the unwitting motel owner, he wouldn't realize how far in over his head he was until it became too late. The last story features Signy Coleman as a tough-as-nails police officer who descends into a strange set of catacombs in order to find her missing partner -- little does she know that an infamous serial killer is already living inside its subterranean depths. ~ Tracie Cooper, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Jeffrey CombsTony Azito, (more)
1993  
R  
From the evidence at hand, it seems apparent that the inexpensive Mind Twister was the last cinematic stand for the late Telly Savalas. There's a wacko killer at large, murdering at random. A courageous cop offers himself as bait to stop the murderer. This proves difficult, as who knows where the killer will strike next? Richard Roundtree and Suzanne Slater also show up in this garish Fred Olen Ray concoction. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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1992  
R  
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She lives. Deep in the bowels of the underworld Alyda the half-human demon waits to return to the earthy plane. This horror sequel chronicles her blood-soaked ascent. It all begins at Miskatonic University where several gruesome murders have occurred. Two college students, Randolph Carter and Eliot Damon Howard witnessed some of Alyda's handiwork in nearby Winthrop mansion where their friends, who went up there for a little illicit fun, were mysteriously slaughtered. The fleeing duo encounter the cops and paramedics. Though they claim some otherworldly monster is responsible, Sheriff Hatch pooh-poohs them, claiming an animal did the damage. Howard goes to the hospital and while there has a vision. He sees the original owner of the mansion who lived in the 1600s. The owner had been a warlock and it was he who awakened Alyda. As Winthrop fades, he warns Howard that he must stop her. Unfortunately, after his release, Howard has trouble finding people to believe him until he and Carter hook up with professor Harley Warren who uses a combination of ancient rituals and modern technology to take care of Alyda once and for all, but not before more blood is spilled and much horror ensues. Both this and its prequel were based on tales byH.P. Lovecraft. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Mark Kinsey StephensonJohn Rhys-Davies, (more)
1992  
R  
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In this Ring of Fire sequel, Don Wilson and Maria Ford play an enduring couple who survive all sorts of interference from rival kickbox gangs in their effort to put a little romance in their lives. When Ford is kidnapped and taken deep into the subterranean womb of an enemy gang hideaway, her lover must come to her rescue. ~ All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Don "The Dragon" Wilson
1992  
R  
In this drama, a renegade Los Angeles priest, Father Daniel Tyrone, must return to his gang-land roots to prove himself innocent of killing a stripper. His investigation leads him to the seamy underbelly of the pornographic film industry. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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1991  
R  
This sci-fi actioner is set in a future that is ruled by technology and gigantic corporations. It centers on a woman's attempts to solve the puzzling murder of her husband, a prominent engineer who has found out far too much about a company that has been dealing in valuable human body parts. To assist her search, the wife hires kick-boxing "cyberon" (the former android police force that guarded the corporations) bounty hunter Walker to help her. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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1991  
R  
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One girl gets involved with guys from rival kickbox gangs which can only lead to one thing, and that's a showdown. That's exactly what happens in this West Coast gang high-stakes kickfest. ~ All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Don "The Dragon" Wilson
1991  
R  
This 1991erotic thriller revolves around a politician caught in a sexual cover-up that is reminiscent of the real-life 1987 Gary Hart/Donna Rice scandal. After city-council member Franklin Carlyle (William Katt) is mugged and stranded while checking out a redevelopment project in a downscale neighborhood, he is befriended by an alcoholic (Rick Dean) who introduces the politician to a local strip-bar. Carlyle becomes sexually involved with one of the dancers at the club (Maria Ford). This liaison horribly backfires when the woman is discovered murdered the morning after. As councilman Carlyle tries to hide his one-night stand with the slain stripper, the alcoholic begins to assume an increasingly menacing aspect. Interspersed with erotic dream fantasies and strip scenes, the thriller continues onward to its final--and cinematic--climax. This is the first release of director Dan Golden. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
William KattRick Dean, (more)
1991  
R  
This is the final entry in the "Deathstalker" series of sword and sorcery adventures. This time the hunky hero takes on a queen's enormous army of statuesque warriors. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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