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Roseanne Movies

Brash and brassy comedian Roseanne is a one-of-a-kind talent who during her career has undergone many substantial changes that have transformed her from trailer-trash queen to one of the most powerful women in Hollywood. Around age 18, Roseanne Barr moved to a Colorado hippie commune where she met Bill Pentland. They married in 1973 and moved to Denver, where they struggled to support their three subsequent children. By the mid-'70s, Roseanne was working as both a cocktail waitress and a window dresser to help feed her family. Impressed by her quick, caustic wit and funny insights into women, men, and domestic life, friends and patrons suggested she take her stories on-stage at a local comedy club. It was on-stage where she honed her famous characterization of the dumpy, domineering, and earthy "Domestic Goddess."

Within a few years, Roseanne had become one of the most popular standup acts in Denver, and in 1983 she headed for Hollywood to further her career. She quickly landed a gig at The Comedy Store and then appeared on the ABC television special Funny. During rehearsal, she was spotted by a talent scout from The Tonight Show, who promptly booked her for an appearance. It was a great success. In 1988, her innovative and distinguished television sitcom, Roseanne, debuted on ABC and centered on the struggles of an overweight, domineering mother and her raucous, working-class family that is often on the brink of financial and personal crisis but always manages to somehow hang together. Roseanne and her brood were real people facing real problems that weren't always neatly solved in 30 minutes. The shows were often simultaneously poignant and hilarious; until its last two seasons, Roseanne topped the ratings, and won numerous awards and honors.

During the course of the show, the many changes in Roseanne's personal life were reflected on the air. When she underwent breast-reduction surgery, her character did too. When she married Tom Arnold in 1990, he became a part of her show and she proudly billed herself as Roseanne Arnold. When the marriage broke up, he disappeared and she began billing herself only as Roseanne. She eventually married her bodyguard Ben Thomas and at the age of 43 had herself impregnated via in vitro fertilization. Her character, Roseanne Conner, also got pregnant. Even the plastic surgeries she has had on her face have received some treatment on the show, in this case via the opening credits, wherein her photographs from the past nine seasons reflect her change from the frowzy to the almost glamorous. Her series ended in May 1997.

Though best known for her television work and live performances, Roseanne has also made periodic stabs at a movie career; she made her debut as a vengeful housewife opposite Meryl Streep in the comedy She-Devil (1989). The film received decidedly mixed reviews, and Roseanne's subsequent film appearances have been in cameos or small supporting roles. Over her career, Roseanne has received numerous awards, including an Emmy, several People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes, and an American Comedy Award. She was the fourth woman ever to become the star attraction at a Friar's Club celebrity roast. Back in the late '80s through the early '90s, Roseanne's tumultuous personal life, her often public and ill-timed abrasive nature coupled with her phenomenal popularity made her a favorite target of tabloid newspapers. Never one to shy away from such issues, she tells her own story in two books, the best-selling My Life As a Woman (1989) and My Lives (1994). She has also been frequently skewered by critics and wags who have difficulty accepting the fact that through sheer force of will, she has been able to overcome all obstacles to become a powerful and successful woman. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
2006  
 
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Former television mom Roseanne Barr returns to the small screen to lead a genre-jumping sing-along that the kids will love with this release that blends live-action, animation, fun-loving puppets, and funny costumes to offer an exciting blend of song and dance that's as engaging as it is entertaining. From rock and roll to reggae to boogie-woogie and blues, these exciting songs will have kids from all backgrounds singing along. With healthy dietary tips and important lessons seamlessly mixed in with all the wacky fun, kids will be too busy having fun to realize that they're learning at the same time. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Roseanne
 
2006  
 
Get an up close look at the man behind the notorious drag queen persona with this intimate portrait of artist Kent Fuhr - who has been entertaining audiences from Los Angeles to Berlin with spitfire live performances offering a hilariously twisted slant on pop-culture. Before he dons his wig and make-up, Fuhr's life is a swirling mass of insecurities, but when the outrageous performer transforms himself into the acid-tongued Jackie Beat, all bets are off. From hilarious song parodies to verbal sparring matches with his adoring, but good humored, audience, Jackie Beat offers nothing less than pure, unadulterated, entertainment. Now fans can find out just what happens when the make-up comes off and the artist goes to work in a revealing documentary that examines two compelling personalities for the price of one. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Jackie Beat
 
2004  
 
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The comedienne who shot to stardom as "the world's worst housewife" offers an intimate look at her life and career on the eve of her farewell stand-up performance. Phyllis Diller has been keeping her fans in stitches for nearly half-a-century. A gleefully self-depreciating comic whose outlandish sense of style always set her apart from the pack, Diller not only recollects her rise to stardom, but also allows viewers into her home to show just what life is like behind the scenes. A press conference leading up to her final performance showcases the quick-witted Diller at her unscripted best, with additional rehearsal and dressing room footage showing just what an incredible impact she has had on the world of show-business. Additional appearances by Rip Taylor, Don Rickles, Roseanne Barr, Red Buttons, and Lily Tomlin offer a chance for some of Diller's best known fans to reflect on their fondest memories of the star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Phyllis Diller
 
2004  
PG  
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Disney presents the animated musical Western Home on the Range, featuring an original musical score by Alan Menken. The Little Piece of Heaven family farm is about to go under and outlaw cattle rustler Alameda Slim (voice of Randy Quaid) sets his sights on it. Three dairy cows -- tough Maggie (voice of Roseanne Barr), leader Mrs. Calloway (voice of Judi Dench), and naïve Grace (voice of Jennifer Tilly) -- team up to save the farm. Along with ambitious stallion Buck (voice of Cuba Gooding Jr.), helpful rabbit Lucky Jack (voice of Charles Haid), and other helpful barnyard friends, the cows set out to capture Alameda Slim and collect the reward money. However, a vicious bounty hunter (voice of Charles Dennis) is also after Slim. The film features vocal performances by Bonnie Raitt, k.d. lang, and Tim McGraw. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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Starring:
Roseanne BarrJudi Dench, (more)
 
2003  
 
At one time the biggest sitcom "name" on ABC, caustic comedienne Roseanne had been out of the public eye for several years when, in the summer of 2003, she decided to follow in the footsteps of such showbiz colleagues as Ozzy Osbourne and Gary Busey and launch her own reality series. The Real Roseanne Show took viewers behind the scenes as the eponymous star (reverting to her original billing of Roseanne Barr) assembled a new cooking/lifestyle series for the ABC Family Channel, tentatively titled "Domestic Goddess." The off-the-cuff "action" was divided equally between the network's studios and Roseanne's home, with the people in the star's orbit all making drop-in appearances as themselves. Among these co-stars were Roseanne's son Jake, her son-in-law Jeff, her first ex-husband Bill Pentland and his current wife Becky (who was also Roseanne's personal assistant), her head writer Drew, and her makeup coordinator and best friend Shannon. Evidently trying to curry favor with non-fans, Roseanne uncharacteristically went out of her way to be nice and make herself the self-deprecating butt of much of the series' humor. Still, realizing what her true devotees expected, the star also managed to include several abrasive sequences in which she bullied and cajoled her associates, occasionally tossing in a shock or two, such as the scene in which she held a conference with her producer -- in bed. The series was co-produced by the star and R.J. Cutler, the filmmaker responsible for the Oscar-nominated documentary The War Room. The Real Roseanne Show premiered on August 6, 2003, and was canceled soon after due to the cancellation of "Domestic Goddess." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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2000  
R  
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Iconoclastic satirist John Waters bites the hand that (periodically) feeds him in this humorous look at the underside of the film industry. Self-styled guerrilla filmmaker Cecil (Stephen Dorff) leads a Baltimore movie-making collective/street gang called the Sprocket Holes, which includes Cecil's girlfriend and frequent leading lady, a low-rent porn actress named Cherish Oh Lordy (Alicia Witt). Desperate for attention, they kidnap famous Hollywood actress Honey Whitlock (Melanie Griffith) during a Baltimore publicity stop and force her at gunpoint to star in their latest production, Raving Beauty. Before long, Honey comes down with a severe case of Stockholm syndrome and joins the Sprocket Holes in their bid to destroy the mainstream film industry. Waters regulars Ricki Lake, Patty Hearst, and Mink Stole highlight the supporting cast, and techno star Moby contributes to the soundtrack. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Melanie GriffithStephen Dorff, (more)
 
1999  
R  
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This is a documentary portrait of a Hollywood comedy writer cited by many of entertainment's biggest stars as their comedic "secret weapon." Bruce Vilanch is a rotund, hirsute New Jersey native who left a job at a Chicago newspaper in the 1970s to become a gag writer for singer and actress Bette Midler. After toiling for several years in the dying genre of television variety shows and celebrity roasts, Vilanch became a staple of awards shows, scripting one-liners and song parodies at the Oscars, Emmys, and Grammys, for such luminaries as Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, and Whoopi Goldberg. All three of those stars, and many others, are interviewed about Vilanch's contributions to their work. Of particular note is a national controversy sparked by Vilanch's "off-color" racial remarks written for Ted Danson and Goldberg at a Friar's Club event, and his memorable riffs for emcee Crystal on the one-armed push-ups of Jack Palance at an Oscar telecast. Get Bruce! made Vilanch a more recognizable figure to mainstream audiences, and he became a regular on the TV game show revival of Hollywood Squares. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Bruce VilanchBette Midler, (more)
 
1997  
 
Jackie and Mark (Glenn Quinn) watch female wrestling, D.J. and Heather (Heather Matarazzo) take their relationship to another level, and Bev (Estelle Parsons) introduces her new friend, Joyce (Ruta Lee). ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1997  
 
Season nine of Roseanne begins with the Conners winning one hundred million dollars in the lottery, and the rest of the season maintains the same sort of unbelievability. A prince falls for Jackie, the Conners party with rich people, and Roseanne battles terrorists just in the first few episodes. Dan almost has an affair in California and Roseanne almost has an affair with her old boss' son (James Brolin). D.J. grows up and gets a girlfriend (Heather Matarazzo), and Bev comes out of the closet and gets a girlfriend, Joyce (Ruta Lee). Finally, Dan's mentally unstable mother, Audrey (Debbie Reynolds), pays a strange visit, and Darlene's baby is born premature. The admittedly bizarre series of events in season nine are dealt with in the conclusion episode, "Into That Good Night," where Roseanne delivers a monologue. Apparently, Dan was supposed to die during his heart attack at the end of season eight, and season nine was all in the imagination of the character of Roseanne. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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Starring:
RoseanneJohn Goodman, (more)
 
1997  
 
Jackie makes Dan tell Roseanne about his affair with a nurse while he was in California. Jackie has to deal with her own problems when it appears that Prince Carlos (Jim Varney) has gotten married. Meanwhile, D.J. offers to videotape Darlene giving birth, but he's too squeamish to do it. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1997  
 
Dan gets ready to leave for California, Roseanne tries to figure out what to do about their marriage, and D.J. meets a girl named Heather (Heather Matarazzo). ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1996  
 
In this Halloween episode, Roseanne and Jackie go to a fancy Upper West Side party with Patsy (Joanna Lumley) and Edina (Jennifer Saunders, who co-wrote the episode with Roseanne) from Absolutely Fabulous. Strange things start to happen to the pregnant Darlene in a take on Rosemary's Baby. This episode was directed by Roseanne. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1996  
 
Roseanne battles a group of terrorists when her family is held up on a hijacked train. Guest star Steven Seagal appears as himself. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1996  
 
Roseanne misses Dan, so she visits Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) with Leon (Martin Mull) and Scott (Fred Willard). Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) tells stories about her rebellious past and leaves everyone with very sound advice. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1995  
R  
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Director Wayne Wang and screenwriter Paul Auster had enough storylines and characters left over from their charming comedy Smoke to make another film, so they shot Blue In The Face immediately after Smoke was completed. The film once again centers on the Brooklyn Cigar Store and manager Auggie (Harvey Keitel), although most of the other characters are different. The store owner's frustrated wife Dot (Roseanne) is one of them, and one of the plotlines follows her attempts to seduce Auggie. Madonna, Michael J. Fox, Lily Tomlin, and Lou Reed (as himself) also put in appearances. Blue In The Face was shot without a complete script and presents a unique combination of distinctive performances, oddball characters, improvisations, and raffish scenes. ~ Don Kaye, Rovi

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Starring:
Harvey KeitelLou Reed, (more)
 
1995  
 
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Season eight of Roseanne is the last regular season, leading into the crazy departure of season nine. A lot of soap opera situations occur, with the birth of Roseanne's baby, the engagement of Leon and Scott, Darlene's pregnancy announcement, Darlene and David's wedding, and then Dan's heart attack. As usual, the Conners divert to several side jobs and business propositions, leading to an unexpected check and subsequent trip to Disney World. One of the highlights of season eight is the black-and-white "Fifties Show" episode and legend Tony Curtis appearing as the ballroom dance instructor in "Ballroom Blitz." The season ends with Dan's heart attack at Darlene's wedding reception that leads to a big domestic dispute with Roseanne. According to the entire series finale episode "Into That Good Night" aired on May 20, 1997, Dan was supposed to die during the heart attack. Apparently, the character of Roseanne was fantasizing the wildly unbelievable pattern of events that comprise season nine. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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Starring:
RoseanneJohn Goodman, (more)
 
1995  
 
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Season seven opens with Roseanne announcing her pregnancy, which later becomes medically complicated. Darlene and David break up and Roseanne tells Darlene she can't go back to school. Meanwhile, David still lives in the Conner family house, causing increasing tensions between him and Mark, which leads to an even bigger fight between Darlene and Becky. Eventually, Mark and Becky move out of the house and into a trailer. Darlene gets a new boyfriend (Danny Masterson), and David shows an interest in a couple of girls (Lisa Rieffel, Traci Lords). However, they get back together toward the end of the season when Darlene reluctantly confesses her true feelings to him on the front porch. This season contains two really memorable episodes: "All About Rosey" is the hour-long clip show featuring classic sitcom moms and the season finale, "Sherwood Schwartz," is a hilarious tribute to the legendary television writer/producer and his magical creation Gilligan's Island. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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Starring:
RoseanneJohn Goodman, (more)
 
1995  
 
In this Halloween episode, Roseanne consults a Ouija board and her fourth child, Jerry Garcia Conner, is born. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1995  
 
With the public readily absorbed in the ultra-sensationalistic O.J. Simpson murder trial, Phil (Wallace Langham) and Hank (Jeffrey Tambor) enter into a heated debate over due process. Meanwhile, after the falling-out of their relationship, Larry (Garry Shandling) has second thoughts about having Roseanne on an upcoming show. Though Larry attempts to resolve his issues with celebrity psychiatrist Dr. Reisman (Charles Cioffi), the show begins to suffer due to the doctor's well-intended but ultimately harmful (at least to the show) advice. As the show begins to suffer, Artie (Rip Torn) must remind Larry that his professional and personal feelings must remain separated in order for the show to succeed. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1995  
 
In the episode "Roseanne in the Hood," a new drive-through restaurant opens across the street from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington Jr. guest stars, and the theater troupe Stomp performs. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, Rovi

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1994  
R  
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Writer/director Gus Van Sant's early bid for big-time commercial success -- a success he didn't manage to achieve until Good Will Hunting -- is based on Tom Robbins' 1976 feminist bestseller. Uma Thurman plays Sissy Hankshaw, a woman born with very large thumbs. After her parents (Grace Zabriskie and Ken Kesey) take her to a doctor (Buck Henry), who offers her parents no remedy for their daughter's condition, the film races ahead to the 1970s. Sissy is now a popular feminine hygiene spray model for a product called Yoni Yum, the product of a company owned by The Countess (John Hurt in drag). Sissy travels to the Rubber Rose beauty ranch, also owned by The Countess, to shoot a Yoni Yum commercial. At the ranch, she makes the acquaintance of the inscrutable Chink (Pat Morita) and Bonanza Jellybean (Rain Phoenix). But under the nose of The Countess, the cowgirls on the ranch are talking mutiny, with the women trying to liberate the Rubber Rose Ranch from the chains of patriarchal oppression. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Uma ThurmanJohn Hurt, (more)
 
1994  
 
Though Larry vehemently refuses to admit that he has a problem, Artie (Rip Torn) and Roseanne stage an intervention after realizing that Larry's (Garry Shandling) addiction to painkillers is spiraling out of control. While Artie and Roseanne hold Larry at home and force him to quit cold turkey, suspicions around the office are aroused when Pat Sajak sits in for Larry during his week-long convalescence. Roseanne forces Larry to come clean with his crew, but their supportive display is spiked with cynicism when Paula (Janeane Garofalo) wins the office pool with her speculation that Larry's absence was drug-related. As Larry returns to the office longing for the company of Roseanne, the two express their feelings for one another over lunch, leading to an unexpected kiss and a proposal from Larry. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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1994  
 
This 1994 episode of Saturday Night Live is hosted by Roseanne and features musical guest Green Day. ~ Skyler Miller, Rovi

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Starring:
RoseanneGreg Day, (more)
 
1993  
 
Performance art certainly isn't for everyone, as Larry (Garry Shandling) quickly finds out in this installment of The Larry Sanders Show. Worried that the show has become too routine, Larry books a controversial performance artist on the show. Despite his initial enthusiasm, however, our gracious host gets cold feet and cancels the appearance after getting a taste of the act. Guest stars include Maureen Mueller, John Riggi, Roseanne, Tom Arnold, Jay Leno, Tim Miller, and George Segal. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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