Andy Ackerman Movies
After her mother catches him eating food from the garbage and cleaning a stranger's windshield, George finds himself trying to convince his girlfriend that he isn't homeless. Meanwhile, Kramer has to deal with a kidney stone, Jerry realizes he set his expectations too high regarding sex with a Russian gymnast, and Elaine can't seem to pull Mr. Pitt away from a 3-D Magic Eye picture. Elina Lowensohn, Maurice Godin, and James Sweeney guest star. Originally airing November 3, 1994, "The Gymnast" was the sixth episode of the show's sixth season. ~ Matthew Tobey, All Movie Guide
When Bania lends Jerry his Armani suit on the condition that Jerry buy him a meal in return, the two find themselves unable to agree on what exactly constitutes a meal. Meanwhile, Elaine discovers that the Englishman she's been dating may not be all that she assumed he was, George thinks he may have been lied to by a waitress that he was interested in, and Kramer becomes obsessed with eating only fresh food in the aftermath of his bout with a kidney stone. Steve Hytner, Tracey Kolis, and Linda Wallem guest star. Originally airing November 10, 1994, "The Soup" was the eighth episode shot for the show's sixth season, despite being the seventh one shown. ~ Matthew Tobey, All Movie Guide
After he buys a used car because it was pitched as once being owned by "Jon Voight," George becomes determined to verify whether or not it was indeed the famous actor Jon Voight. Meanwhile, Jerry decides to show up uninvited to a party hosted by Tim Whatley in hopes of running into a dentist, Kramer's attempts to help out a failing shoe-repair business go awry, and Elaine is subjected to a blaring Dixieland band when she goes to retrieve Mr. Pitt's ticket to hold a rope on the Woody Woodpecker balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Bryan Cranston, who would later go on to star as Hal, the father to the title character on FOX's Malcolm in the Middle, guest stars as Tim Whatley. Originally airing November 17, 1994, "The Mom & Pop Store" was the seventh episode shot for the show's sixth season, despite being the eighth one shown. ~ Matthew Tobey, All Movie Guide
When Maris to goes to the hospital for some cosmetic surgery, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) pays her a visit. He also runs into an ex-policeman named Artie (Lincoln Kilpatrick), who is also having an operation -- and who happens to be the former partner of Frasier's dad, Martin (John Mahoney). Aware of the quarrel that drove Artie and Martin apart many years earlier, helpful Frasier tries to stage-manage a reconciliation. The "guest-voice" cast in this episode will give a kick to fans of Singin' in the Rain. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Plucky Daphne (Jane Leeves) has no qualms about going out on a date with ex-convict Jimmy (Tony Abatemarco). Her devil-may-care attitude is not shared by Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) and Niles (David Hyde Pierce), who vow to protect Daphne's honor if necessary. The fact that Frasier had not earlier been able to differentiate between the ex-con and an ex-cop does not diminish his diligence in "protecting" Daphne; and, of course, Niles' interest in the matter goes far beyond mere friendship. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Wealthy Davis Lynch (Mark Harelik) returns to Nantucket to keep a date with Helen (Crystal Bernard) -- or at least, Helen hopes that Davis won't break this date as he has so many others. Upon the arrival of Davis' luggage in Nantucket, Helen anxiously rummages through one of the suitcases to see if he has brought her a gift. What she finds is slightly...inappropriate so far as the present relationship between Davis and Helen is concerned. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Steven Eckholdt guest stars as Connor, an old college friend of Joe Hackett (Tim Daly). Ignoring Joe's advice, Helen (Crystal Bernard) is attracted to Connor and agrees to go on a date. A few minutes into the evening, and Helen realizes that Joe was not acting out of jealousy with his warnings; Connor possesses what may be the most annoying laugh on the entire Eastern seaboard, if not the entire known universe! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
A tongue-tied Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) manages to say all the wrong things at the breakfast table after his father, Martin (John Mahoney), has spent the night with a woman. Realizing that he has embarrassed his dad, Frasier tries to make amends during his radio show -- and succeeds to make things worse, only this time in front of the entire city of Seattle. Our hero's last-ditch effort to smooth out the situation just might work...and then, it just might not. Patrick Kerr makes his first series appearance as irritating Star Trek aficionado Noel Shempsky, eternal nemesis of Frasier's co-worker, Roz (Peri Gilpin). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Following advice dispensed by Antonio (Tony Shalhoub), mechanic Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) demands a raise from Joe (Tim Daly) and Roy (David Schramm) by claiming he's been offered a higher-paying job in Boston. The plan backfires when both Joe and Roy advise Lowell to accept that better job -- which, of course, does not exist. As it turns out, the person who suffers the most from this situation is the "helpful" Antonio. This episode was originally slated to air on January 14, 1993. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In the first episode of a two-part story, Helen (Crystal Bernard) draws up plans to audition for the Nantucket String Quartet; unfortunately, her beloved cello was lost at sea at the beginning of season four, and she hasn't the money to buy a new one. At the suggestion of Brian (Steven Weber), Helen takes on a second job at a fish-packing plant, but the results are disappointing (and rather odious), sending our heroine further down in the dumps. At this point, Brian and Joe (Tim Daly) generously open their own wallets to help Helen -- but the situation is still far from resolved. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Her tongue loosened by a wee bit too much wine, Alex (Farrah Forke) reveals a secret to Antonio (Tony Shalhoub) and Helen (Crystal Bernard); she once posed nude for Playboy. Of course, Antonio and Helen promise that they'll never, ever tell anyone -- which means that both Joe (Tim Daly) and Brian (Steven Weber) know the whole story the very next day. Assuming that it was the loquacious Antonio who blabbed, Alex gives him hell -- only to discover that he wasn't the guilty party, leading to a tense showdown in the ladies' room (and a few aching bladders). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
This episode boasts guest appearances by Clint Black as himself and Kirstie Alley in her familiar Cheers characterization of Rebecca Howe. Hoping to impress country music fan Alex (Farrah Forke), Brian claims to be a close friend of singer Black -- then must find some way to secure tickets for the upcoming Boston concert, which has been sold out for weeks. Appearing briefly as one of Black's admirers is Christine Cavanaugh, the actress who provides the voice of Chuckie on the cartoon series Rugrats. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In the conclusion of a two-part story, Helen (Crystal Bernard) reluctantly accepts the financial assistance of Joe (Tim Daly) and Brian (Steven Weber) in her efforts to land a position with the Nantucket String Quartet. Unfortunately, the annoying eccentricities of her fellow musicians drive Helen crazy, but she agrees to stay on for the sake of the Hackett brothers. Before this situation is resolved, we are treated to tantalizing glimpses of the amateur musical triumph "Phantom of the Oprah," starring Fay (Rebecca Schull) as Oprah Winfrey! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
After Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) buys a telescope for his father, Martin (John Mahoney), and the old man discovers the visceral pleasures of being a peeping tom (but a benign one, of course). While spying into the windows of other people's apartments, the widowed Martin spots an attractive middle-aged woman named Irene. Delighted at this turn of events, Frasier arranges a meeting between Irene and Martin -- with startling and unsettling results. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Frasier's conniving agent, Bebe Frazer (Harriet Sansom Harris, in her first series appearance), arranges a big-bucks deal for her favorite client. All Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) has to do is "subtly" endorse a few commercial products as part of his call-in radio show. Trouble is, Frasier wants nothing to do with at least one of these products -- nor is he keen on delivering advertising copy that will make him sound like a buffoon. Fearful of his reputation as a psychiatrist, yet eager to fatten his bank account, our hero finds himself mired in yet another of his many ethical dilemmas. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Can it be true that, a long, long time ago Martin Crane (John Mahoney) cheated on his late wife? That's the conclusion to which Martin's sons, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) and Niles (David Hyde Pierce), have jumped. The reason? The boys have "caught" Martin in a compromising position with Marilyn Lawlor (Patricia Crowley), an old family friend whom Frasier and Niles have known since they were kids. And as if that wasn't complication enough, a big surprise awaits our two outraged heroes at episode's end. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Frasier learns to his dismay that a friend and fellow doctor has died of a sudden heart attack. It helps Frasier's peace of mind not at all that he and his late friend were exactly the same age. Hoping to come to grips with his own mortality -- and to avoid the dead man's fate -- Frasier attends his friend's "shiva" (a Jewish wake). This episode originally aired December 2, 1993, replacing a planned rebroadcast of Frasier's pilot episode. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Helen (Crystal Bernard) is eagerly looking forward to a (hopefully) romantic reunion with wealthy Davis Lynch. Unfortunately, just as Davis is winging his way to Nantucket, Helen is beset by a devastating series of unforeseen calamities: a black eye, a really bad hair job, and a rampaging case of poison ivy! Meanwhile, Roy attempts to get an autographed nude picture of his newest lady friend (Cindy Ambuehl). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Lonely Joe (Tim Daly) isn't too happy when he is asked to fly Brian (Steven Weber) and Alex (Farrah Forke) to a romantic rendezvous in Vermont, nor is he any happier when Helen (Crystal Bernard) asks to tag along so she can visit her wealthy beau Davis in New York. But when the plane is grounded by fog, forcing the foursome to spend the night under the same roof, Joe is the one who gets the most enjoyment out of the situation! And back in Nantucket, Roy (David Schramm) tries to score points with a lady named Barbara (Stacey Pickren) by (temporarily) undergoing a complete personality change. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
A Merry Christmas in Nantucket? Not likely. Consider the following: Fay (Rebecca Schull) drives Helen (Crystal Bernard) crazy with her nit-picky preparations for a children's charity Christmas party; Brian (Steven Weber) is having trouble working up the nerve to meet Alex's (Farrah Forke) parents; and Antonio (Tony Shalhoub) risks losing his friendship with Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) when he has a "quickie" with Lowell's ex-wife Bunny (Laura Innes). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Already having endured several consecutive sleepless nights (there's a noisy squirrel in her attic), Helen (Crystal Bernard) suffers a concussion -- whereupon the doctor (Ted Sorel) tells her that she must stay awake for another 24 hours. Thus it is that Brian (Steven Weber) and Joe (Tim Daly) appoint themselves Helen's waker-uppers, leading to an unexpected (and slightly erotic) complication. Meanwhile, Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) tries to come up with an appropriate eulogy for his late friend and fellow mechanic Weeb Gilroy. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
There's plenty of unexpected activity at the wedding of air-terminal habitué Walter (Ralph Bruneau). Hoping to save face in front of his estranged wife Bunny (Laura Innes), Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) palms off Alex (Farrah Forke) as his new girlfriend "Yvette." Eternally moonstruck Antonio (Tony Shalhoub) is smitten by one of the wedding guests. Joe (Tim Daly) goes to great lengths to avoid being a crashing bore. Helen (Crystal Bernard) thinks she can dance all night, but can't. And Brian (Steven Weber) is prematurely persuaded that he has struck out. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Following some unintended advice from Helen (Crystal Bernard), both Joe (Tim Daly) and Brian (Steven Weber) adopt "new" approaches in their amorous pursuit of Alex (Farrah Forke). To wit, Joe reveals his hitherto well-hidden "sensitive" side, and Brian takes on a jealous pose. Alex of course doesn't fall for either of these subterfuges. She prefers a certain commodity called honesty, of which both Joe and Brian are in very short supply. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
William Hickey returns in the role of crabby oldster Carlton Blanchard, a character he introduced in the previous season's episode "Das Plane." In a variation on The Man Who Came to Dinner, Carlton tumbles down the stairs while visiting Fay (Rebecca Schull) -- and, to quote the classic commercial, he's fallen and can't get up. Threatening to call his lawyer son and file a huge lawsuit, Carlton installs himself in Fay's living room and demands to be waited upon hand and foot. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
After weeks of resisting the charms of Brian (Steven Weber), Alex (Farrah Forke) is swept off her feet when he spontaneously whisks her off to a lobster dinner in Maine. But upon her return to Nantucket, Alex discovers that Brian's "spontaneity" was the end result of a meticulously planned "date package" which he has used many times before. Normally, Alex's rage at Brian would provide a golden opportunity for Joe (Tim Daly) to make a few moves towards the sexy copter pilot himself -- but that's not quite what happens in this final episode of Wings' fourth season. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide













