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Neil Morrissey Movies

2007  
 
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Reportedly adapted from the harrowing real-life experiences of Geoff Thompson (a doorman in Coventry, England), Neil Thompson's Clubbed pulls the audience into the deranged and increasingly violent realm of the club scene in 1980s Britain. The tale begins in the present day, with factory worker Danny (Mel Raido), experiencing prolonged marital estrangement from his wife, Angela (Maxine Peake). The narrative then flashes back to the '80s, when Danny makes the ill-advised decision to tote his young daughters to a brutal working-men's club -- and gets promptly jumped and beaten by henchmen of the crime boss Lord Billy Hennessy (Ronnie Fox). Reeling from the humiliation and suffering of this experience, Danny first attempts suicide, then does an about-face and opts to fight back by training as a boxer and taking a job as a bouncer at a local nightclub. Lo and behold, as it turns out, two of the men with whom Danny trained, Sparky (Scot Williams) and Rob (Shaun Parkes), not only have direct ties to Hennessy but opposing ties -- one is letting Billy's drug dealers in, the other attempting to keep them out. As Hennessy watches the curtain unveiled before his eyes on the men's doings, it sets off a chain of nasty and ugly retributions that ultimately culminate with Danny wresting control of the situation and engaging in violent action against Hennessy's goons. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

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Starring:
Mel RaidoShaun Parkes, (more)
 
2002  
R  
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John Bradshaw's crime comedy Triggermen begins when a pair of professional killers (Michael Rapaport and Donnie Wahlberg) are hired to execute one of the major figures in organized crime (Pete Postlethwaite). Soon the pair are mistaken with a pair of British conmen (Neil Morrissey and Adrian Dunbar). When the money they were promised for completing the task turns up missing, the duo has a remarkably difficult time tracking it down. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

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Starring:
Neil MorrisseyDonnie Wahlberg, (more)
 
1998  
 
John Godber scripted and made his directorial debut with this adaptation of his 1984 play about an amateur rugby team. Decorator and ex-Rugby League player Arthur (Gary Olsen) accepts a high-stakes bet from Reg Welch (Tony Slattery), manager of the tough Cobbler Arms team. Arthur must train a team to beat the Cobbler Arms, and he chooses the weak Wheatsheaf Arms losers, a motley crew who would rather quaff at the local pub. They're uncooperative -- until Arthur introduces them to their new fitness instructor, attractive gym-owner Hazel (Samantha Janus of the Game On comedy series). The training sessions get underway, with Arthur keeping his big bet a secret from all concerned. Set in West Yorkshire, the film was actually shot in Cardiff, Wales. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi

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Starring:
Gary OlsenRichard Ridings, (more)
 
1998  
PG13  
The first film by Mick Davis, The Match is a contemporary romantic comedy set in the idyllic village of Inverdoune nestling in the Scottish Highlands. Wullie Smith is the shy milkman who carries the physical and emotional scars of a childhood tragedy and who is in love with Rosemary, the beautiful daughter of Bill Bailey, a local farmer with a curious affection for cows. Rosemary has returned briefly to Inverdoune after five years away at a university and intends to leave again to pursue her career in the big city. Wullie's impossible dreams are fueled by his friend Buffalo, a semi-alcoholic American who was left behind when his USAF unit moved on. The village has only one street, but two pubs: Benny's Bar, owned by Big Tam, meeting place of the eccentric clientele, and L'Bistro, a place of sterile modernity owned by narcissistic Gorgeous Gus. The soccer teams of each bar have been carrying on a feud for 99 years and Benny's Bar has been losing all the games. But it is the result of the centenary game that determines the future of Benny's Bar. ~ Gönül Dönmez-Colin, Rovi

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Starring:
Max BeesleyIsla Blair, (more)
 
1997  
 
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Tony (Neil Morrissey) arranges his roommate Gary's bachelor party after Gary (Martin Clunes) agrees to marry longtime girlfriend Dorothy (Caroline Quentin) in "Stag Night," the opening salvo of the sixth and final season of Men Behaving Badly. This episode is followed, perhaps inevitably, by "Wedding," with both prospective bride and prospective groom wondering if they're making the right move. In "Jealousy," Gary, Tony, Dorothy, and upstairs neighbor Deborah (Leslie Ash) take a weekend motor trip that is blighted by jealousy and an unshakeable smoking habit. "Watching TV" finds Gary, Dorothy, and Deborah seemingly ganging up on Tony during an evening in front of the tube. Gary and Dorothy visit a relationship counselor and Tony wants to get (mildly) kinky with Deborah in the next episode, "Ten." The following installment, "Sofa," revolves around Gary's reluctance to part with a favored piece of furniture. "Jingle B***s" features a Christmas celebration all but ruined by Gary. Though this last-named episode officially brought the series to a close, Men Behaving Badly returned for a trio of Christmas specials in 1998, "Performance" (will Gary and Dorothy have a baby?), "Gary in Love" (an eventful business trip to Worthing), and "Delivery" (Tony gets a job at the same time father-to-be Gary loses his). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Martin ClunesNeil Morrissey, (more)
 
1996  
 
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Returning home from a European vacation, a newly bearded Tony (Neil Morrissey) is shocked at the tidiness of his apartment in "Hair," the fifth-season opener of Men Behaving Badly. The shock may be doubled when roommate Gary (Martin Clunes) has to tell Tony that he'll have to move out now that Gary's girlfriend, Dorothy (Caroline Quentin), has moved in. In the season's second episode, "The Good Pub Guide," Gary and Tony are appalled that their favorite pub has been redecorated under new management and seek a way to recapture the ambience of their old watering hole. In "Cowardice," Gary tries to make up for his timidity with an angry driver while both Gary and Tony wonder if upstairs neighbor Deborah's (Leslie Ash) friend is gay. "Your Mate vs. Your Bird" finds Tony applying a tattoo to himself and Gary making an important decision vis-à-vis his girlfriend. "Cardigan" has Gary worried about the onslaught of middle age, culminating in a riotous night on the town. In "Rich and Fat," Tony goes on a crash diet and also reveals the size of Gary's bank account to anyone who'll listen. Season five concludes with "Home-Made Sauna," a round robin of weekend seductions and faulty plumbing. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Martin ClunesNeil Morrissey, (more)
 
1995  
 
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The possibility that Gary (Martin Clunes) has gotten his girlfriend, Dorothy(Caroline Quentin), pregnant is at the forefront of "Babies," the opening episode of Men Behaving Badly's fourth season. Meanwhile, Gary's roommate, Tony (Neil Morrissey), comes to grief when he tries to spy on upstairs neighbor Deborah (Leslie Ash) in her undies. The season's second episode, "Infidelity," finds Gary trying to catch Dorothy cheating on him and Tony attempting to prove himself a Good Samaritan to Deborah. This is followed by "Pornography," all about a stash of dirty magazines and a disastrous dinner party. In "Three Girlfriends" Tony tries to juggle the affections of several girls at once while Gary must contend with a seemingly endless visit from his dad. "Drunk" offers the spectacle of Gary and Tony participating in their favorite pub's "Beers of the World" promotion. "In Bed With Dorothy" is predicated on Dorothy's appendix operation, Gary's sexual frustration, and Tony's apparent bad eyesight. And in the season finale, "Playing Away," Tony would rather pull his own tooth than visit a dentist -- but his stubbornness has fringe benefits when Dorothy offers to help ease his pain. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Martin ClunesNeil Morrissey, (more)
 
1994  
 
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Having shifted networks from ITV to BBC, Men Behaving Badly opens its third season with the episode "Lovers," in which Gary (Martin Clunes) hopes to impress girlfriend Dorothy(Caroline Quentin) with his "vast" sexual experience, while Gary's lodger, Tony (Neil Morrissey), prepares to swoop down and claim upstairs neighbor Deborah (Leslie Ash), who has recently split up with her beau. The next episode, "Bed," is set in motion when Deborah suffers indigestion after one of Gary's exotic meals and ends up with Tony braving a heavy windstorm to mollify the ailing girl. "Casualties" finds Gary and Tony going to ridiculous lengths to keep Deborah from selling her flat and moving out of town. "Weekend" begins with Gary and Dorothy discussing their sexual fantasies and culminates with Tony landing a job as a bartender. In "Cleaning Lady," Dorothy regrets her demand that Gary hire someone to tidy up his messy flat, while Tony makes a somewhat radical job switch. And in the season's final episode, "Marriage," Gary tries to weasel out of his proposal to Dorothy while Tony uses electronic surveillance to find out why Deborah is attracted to someone else. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Martin ClunesNeil Morrissey, (more)
 
1993  
 
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Based on a novel by Carol Clewlow, the three-part British miniseries A Woman's Guide to Adultery chronicled the sexual interrelations between three married couples. Only Rose (Theresa Russell), the nominal heroine, abstained from extramarital hanky-panky. However, the siren song of Temptation proved strong indeed, and Rose's resistance was worn down bit by bit as those around her seemed to be having such a jolly good time. Remarkably frank in its dialogue and depiction of contemporary carnality, A Woman's Guide to Adultery first aired in 1993. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Theresa RussellSean Bean, (more)
 
1992  
 
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The second season of Men Behaving Badly begins with "Gary and Tony," in which apartment owner Gary (Martin Clunes) has finally shed himself of obnoxious and indigent lodger Dermot, only to find that his new roommate, Tony (Neil Morrissey), is no prize either -- nor is Tony any more capable than Dermot of paying his rent on time. Episode two, "Rent Boy," has Gary trying to find out if Tony is gay, and upstairs neighbor Deborah (Leslie Ash) is falling for Tony's line about being fluent in German. This is followed by "How to Dump Your Girlfriend," which Tony tries to do from a distance -- when he's not ineptly attempting to nurse the ailing Deborah back to health. "Troublesome 12-Inch" is motivated by a rare and valuable LP record owned by Gary's girlfriend, Dorothy (Caroline Quentin), and Gary's attempts to hide the fact that he's sold it behind her back. "Going Nowhere" is an episode title with a double meaning as Tony buys a van for seduction purposes, and Gary is trapped in an elevator with upstairs neighbor Deborah. In the season finale, "People Behaving Irritatingly," Gary and Tony's flat is invaded by Tony's irritating brother and his equally repulsive girlfriend -- whom, alas, Gary must suck up to if he wants to enjoy an all-expense-paid luxury vacation. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Martin ClunesNeil Morrissey, (more)
 
1989  
 
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Bad taste slasher-movies never had it so good. In this horror/comedy movie, the film's hero purchases an antique motorcycle. Somehow, the bike gets a taste for blood, and behaves in every respect just like a traditional vampire (shunning crucifixes, etc.). It also has a taste for human and animal flesh, and is given to dismembering its victims. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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Starring:
Neil MorrisseyMichael Elphick, (more)