Chris Elliott Movies

Chris Elliott may have been born with a funny spoon in his mouth -- he's the son of Bob Elliott, the more deadpan half of the famous comedy duo Bob and Ray -- but he's developed his own offbeat brand of humor and gained his own substantial cult following.
Elliott began his show business career as a standup comic, but he first gained public attention as a writer and performer on Late Night With David Letterman, helping that show define a new age of ironic comedy, and winning two Emmys as part of Letterman's writing team. Elliott played the sarcastic firebrand to Letterman's perturbable Midwestern reserve. He starred in sketches as the Panicky Guy, the Fugitive Guy, and the Guy Under the Seats, a character who lived in a cramped passageway underneath the audience, and would occasionally interrupt the show to chat with Letterman. As a result of Elliott's growing popularity on Late Night, his acting career took off. Or, to be more precise, he got bit parts in Michael Mann's Manhunter, James Cameron's The Abyss, and the Francis Ford Coppola segment of New York Stories.
Elliott also went on to star in two hilarious, but little-seen half-hour comedy shows for Cinemax. FDR -- A One Man Show featured Elliott playing Chris Elliott, a pompous egomaniacal actor portraying FDR in a one-man show of tremendous historical inaccuracy, while Action Family economically combined satire of TV police dramas with a satire of a typical living room family sitcom.
Around this time, Elliott published a Mommy Dearest-style mock exposé about his childhood, Daddy's Boy: A Son's Shocking Account of Life With a Famous Father, which featured chapter-by-chapter rebuttals from his father, Bob, and a foreword by David Letterman.
In 1990, Elliott, with help from talented collaborators like David Mirkin, Bob Odenkirk, and Adam Resnick, starred in a bizarrely funny sitcom, Get a Life. The character Elliott played, Chris Peterson, a 30-year-old paperboy, was not a far cry from his previous television personae. Peterson was a dimwitted, balding, doughy, sarcastic, celebrity-worshipping dolt, with a hilariously high degree of self-regard. He was an utter failure who somehow convinced himself he was doing great. Bob Elliott played Chris Peterson's father on the show. The mucky mucks at the fledgling Fox network didn't understand the show, and were hoping Peterson would be cuddlier. Elliott would later remember a network exec optimistically comparing the character to "Tom Hanks in Big." The show had disastrous ratings. Despite support from savvier TV critics, Fox gave up on the show quickly, and canceled Get a Life after two seasons. The show had gained a passionate cult following and some episodes were eventually released on DVD and syndicated briefly on the USA Network. Get a Life was later recognized for its influence on other, more successful programs, including The Simpsons and South Park.
Elliott also had key supporting roles in the smash hit Groundhog Day, opposite Bill Murray, and in the unsuccessful rap mockumentary CB4 with Chris Rock. In 1994, he joined the cast of Saturday Night Live. Despite the addition of other talented comic actors (Randy Quaid, Michael McKean, and Janeane Garofalo), it was a dismal season, and Elliott was put off by the lack of collaborative spirit among some of the long-term cast members. He moved on after one season.
This was also the period of Elliott's greatest professional disappointment -- the failure of the feature film he co-wrote and starred in, Cabin Boy. His frequent collaborator Adam Resnick co-wrote the film, and, at the urging of producer Tim Burton, also directed it. Letterman makes a brief, but very funny cameo appearance. The film has developed a small cult following, particularly among devotees of Get a Life, but it was a box-office flop. While the filmmakers themselves have acknowledged that Cabin Boy fell short of their expectations, Elliott was stung by the viciousness of the reviews.
Elliott went through a creative dry spell after this, appearing in a recurring role in the Tea Leoni sitcom Flying Blind, and gaining more national visibility as a spokesman for Tostitos snack chips. He also continued making guest appearances on a variety of sitcoms.
Since then, Elliott has appeared in supporting roles in a number of silly comedies (Snow Day, sequels to The Nutty Professor, and Scary Movie) and has developed a fruitful relationship with the Farrelly brothers, appearing in Kingpin, Osmosis Jones, and, most notably, in their smash hit, There's Something About Mary. He was also heard as the voice of Dogbert on the short-lived animated series, Dilbert, and he was a regular on the appropriately named, ill-fated Steven Weber series, Cursed. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide
1992  
 
During the tragically brief run of Get a Life, the show often transcended mere sitcom parody brilliance and became something unique and wonderful in the world of television -- a truly surreal comic masterpiece. That is certainly the case with the bizarrely named "1977 2000" episode (show episodes were frequently given the title "Something 2000," -- such as "Terror on the Hell Loop 2000," the series premiere, or "Meat Locker 2000" from season two -- in an apparent effort to highlight the show's ahead-of-the-curve, millennial bent). This episode finds Chris (Chris Elliott) sadly pondering the fate of Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray), his beloved abusive landlord. Gus reminisces about his glory days beating up jaywalking suspects, and laments getting sacked for drunkenly urinating on his captain at a party after being passed over for a promotion. Assessing the state of his friend's life, Chris tells Gus the painful truth as only he could see it: "You're ugly and you're doughy and you're bursting with love like some kind of rancid wedding cake that was left out in a terrible rainstorm by a drifter who's smelly named Hank who lives in a storm drain and he wears five pairs of pants, even though it's summertime and he'd be much more comfortable wearing five pairs of shorts." Despite a stern warning from Gus about the dangers of time travel, Chris boldly decides to travel back to 1977 and save his friend's law enforcement career. Things don't go as planned, and Chris inadvertently and repeatedly alters the future in terrible ways. As Gus warns him, having seen enough Twilight Zone episodes to know, "You mess with the past, you get screwed over." This cornucopia of darkly comic goodness was written by Charlie Kaufman, who would later go on to write the equally surreal and hilarious Being John Malkovich. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
This episode is told completely through flashbacks, as Chris (Chris Elliott) writes in his diary about his encounter with three construction workers, Dick (Ritch Brinkley), Ray (Mickey Jones), and Don (Pete Spellos), who do some work on his parents' kitchen. For some unexplained reason, Chris has always been obsessed with construction workers (though, of course this obsession has never been mentioned on the show before), and when they show up on his doorstep, he describes the three sloppy, unshaven gentlemen (in his diary) as "glorious mythical creatures." Chris is eager to gain entry to their inner circle, but he can't seem to break the ice. Staring at them for hours doesn't work. Neither does asking inane questions like, "When were sinks invented?" Even his ventriloquist act doesn't get a rise out of them. Dressing like them, with a toy tool belt, merely brings on their ridicule. Then one day, while Chris is napping in their work area, a "blessed event" occurs that Chris sums up "in four sweet simple words -- Dick fell on me." After Chris breaks Dick's fall, the three embrace him, and teach him how to harass female passersby, while filling his head with tall tales of "late trailer payments, one-eyed prostitutes, and...tool belt fights." But when Chris hears that his beloved construction crew is ripping off his dear, sweet papa (Bob Elliott), he finds himself in need of spiritual guidance. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) buys a defective watch and ends up taking part in a dangerous undercover police sting operation in "The Counterfeit Watch Story." After watching re-runs of Sea Hunt, Chris decides it would be neat to have a watch he could wear in the shower. He races off to Transistor Hut to get a "Mr. Underwater" watch. Chris warns the store's proprietor, Vic (Duke Moosekian, who played the photographer in Get a Life: "The Prettiest Week of My Life"), that he won't be fooled by any "bait-and-switch tap dance." But when Vic tells him the watch he wants is a "piece of junk," and that the Chronosync 2000 is "the Cadillac of underwater watches," Chris changes his mind. He's a bit concerned when the watch stops ticking in the store, but Vic explains that it's what's known as a "tap watch. You just tap it now and then to get it started, and that keeps it from burning itself out by running constantly." Chris buys the Chronosync 2000, and invites his parents to view the watch's "christening" in his shower. Fred (Bob Elliott) sees the gaudy-looking, oversized watch and asks Chris, "Are you sure it's not the Dodge Dart of underwater watches?" Chris is horrified when the Chronosync 2000 falls apart after three seconds in the shower. He returns to the store to demand a refund. Vic is nowhere to be found, and the salesman is not helpful, so Chris stages an angry protest in his underpants until the cops come to take him away. The police explain that they've had the store under surveillance for selling counterfeit merchandise, and ask for Chris's help in nabbing Vic and his supplier. Chris eagerly agrees to wear a wire for the perilous sting operation. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
In this charming homage to Meet John Doe, Chris (Chris Elliott) sleepwalks into his parents' kitchen to tell them he's saved up enough money for his trip to The Big City. When they warn him about how dangerous the city is, he chides them. "You've kept me hidden away for too long, under your skirt and in your pants," Chris proclaims, "It's time for me to eat of the fruited loins of our forefathers." Once he figures out how to open the door, he's on his way. When he arrives in town, he's approached by a shady character who slips him a mickey, and he wakes up to find his wallet missing. Things take a turn for the better, though, when a cub reporter from The Evening Star, May Evans (Anastasia Barzee, who also played Jane in Get a Life: Drivers License) makes Chris' sad story front-page news. The Big City opens its heart to this poor naïve hick who's lost everything, dubbing him "Walletboy," and giving him a luxury hotel suite and the key to the city. Chris quickly learns to appreciate the perks of celebrity. He even orders an unbaked pizza with no topping, sauce, or cheese, because he can. When May explains how cutthroat the pathetic rube business is, Chris gladly goes out on the town with her to keep his name in the papers. Chris' exciting new life is soon put in jeopardy, though, by a call from his parents. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
"The One Where Chris and Larry Switch Lives" finds the intrepid hero, Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott), and his best friend, Larry Potter (Sam Robards), exploring the ancient Indian burial ground behind the mall. Their reason for going there is unclear, but once they get to the spot, Chris decides it's "the perfect place for a pretend make-out date," and proceeds to sweet talk and kiss his own hand. Larry is eager to leave and get back to what Chris thinks of as his hellish life, with his nagging wife, Sharon (Robin Riker), and their two young children. Before the two leave, Chris picks up a lovely ancient arrowhead, laughing off Larry's warnings about curses and such. "Hit me with your best mojo!" Chris taunts the gods. Chris drifts off while chattering to himself excitedly about his plans for the next day. He plans to surreptitiously place the arrowhead on his father's chair, and watch the expression on his face when he sits on it. But when Chris wakes up the next morning, he finds himself in Larry's bed, perilously close to the hated Sharon, wearing Larry's "old man pajamas, and his underwear, and something with string and elastic." Unable to convince Sharon or the kids that he's Chris and not Larry, Chris runs off to Larry's job, hoping to find him there. Instead he finds Jackie (Beth Broderick), Larry's demanding boss, who immediately sets Chris to work, accounting stuff. Soon Chris realizes that he has actually switched lives with Larry because of the Indian curse, and he is living out his worst nightmare. He has to find a way to get Larry (who is enjoying living Chris' life) and the arrowhead back to the Indian burial ground and the curse will be broken. Or will it? ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
An adventure on the brink of death brings Chris (Chris Elliott) and his dad, Fred (Bob Elliott), closer together in the memorable Get a Life episode, "Neptune 2000." The show begins in 1971, when Young Chris (Brandon Crane) decides to take a newspaper job to pay for the $19.95 two-man submarine he wants to order from the back of a comic book. When the submarine finally arrives 20 years later, Chris complains, "You'd think the postal service would have improved after we sold it to the Japanese," adding for good measure, "Lousy krauts." His mom, Gladys (Elinor Donahue), points out that the ad says delivery will take four to 600 weeks. At first, Chris can't convince Fred to help him assemble the sub. "There's only so many hours in the day," Fred explains, "I can't spend time with you and drink coffee." Chris tries to build it on his own, naming his sub, "Tony," after Tony the Tiger, he explains, "because there's no sub-stitute for breakfast." When Chris' dry run results in dangerous sparks and flame, Fred relents and helps him rebuild "Tony." Chris then convinces his dad to join him, testing the sub in his bathtub, which he has sealed off for the occasion. To Fred's horror, he and Chris end up trapped in the sub, with only 20 minutes worth of air. Even worse, he has to endure Chris' imitations of Jacques Cousteau and Quinn, the Robert Shaw character from Jaws. With their doom all but sealed, Chris asks Fred to finally open up to him. Fred responds, "The only thing I can think about is that this is going to be the most embarrassing obituary ever to hit the papers." ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Brilliant screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, who also wrote the time-travel episode, "1977 2000," and went on to write Being John Malkovich, wrote this episode, in which Chris (Chris Elliott) gets a visit from his prison pen pal, Irma (Nora Dunn), that ends in a terrifying stand-off with the cops. Chris excitedly opens the mail one day, only to find that the "Hat of the Month" club has sent him his eighth derby in a row. "I specifically requested the alternate this month," Chris gripes, "the charming yet provincial Peruvian gaucho hat." His hat worries are quickly forgotten when he learns that Irma is getting out of jail and plans to visit him. A frightened Chris does his best to prepare to scare the ex-con off, putting a big cardboard box in his garage with "A tiger is in here" painted on the side, and putting a sheet over his head and pretending to be a ghost. But when the butch Irma shows up, he is instantly smitten. "Oh, fair lady," he tells her, "you, sir, are the most exquisite creature my puny mortal eyes have ever beheld." "Yeah, well, you're kinda gross," she replies, "I can see why you wear a sheet." Irma agrees to stay with Chris, but warns him, "If you so much as lay a finger on me, I'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming 'uncle' in my fist." Chris points out that she sounds like every other girl he dates. Chris is making plans to marry Irma ("We're gonna wanna put the rabbi on the revolving platform right about here"), but Irma's more interested in running guns and drugs, as well as a counterfeit operation right out of Chris's garage. Chris doesn't suspect a thing, even after the police show up, and Irma takes him hostage. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1991  
 
This episode opens with Chris (Chris Elliott) undergoing a makeshift medical exam. Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray) is using a cigarette lighter to look at his throat. Chris mentions a burning sensation (he does have a lighter in his mouth), but Gus reassures him, "I wouldn't worry about it, unless it was in your urinary tract." Chris nevertheless takes an ambulance to his doctor's office (he finds them "much more courteous and quicker than taxi cabs") where Dr. Garrett (Earl Boen, who played Dr. Kramer in three episodes the first season) breaks the bad news. Chris' tonsils will have to come out. "Now my voice will get high," Chris laments, "and I'll sprout breasts and sit around all day in lingerie -- not that that'd be the worst thing in the world." But Dr. Kramer reassures him that there's only a .001 percent chance that there will be complications. Chris poignantly expresses his fear that he's "doomed...isolated from the rest of the world, like a free-floating blob of cellulite cast adrift in a sea of cotton candy soaked in dog saliva. Which is so ironic because dogs are allergic to cotton candy." After the doctor throws Chris out, he goes to break the bad news to his parents, who promise to "pull the plug" if the operation renders Chris unable to enjoy life. Chris then goes to make his peace with his nemesis, Sharon (Robin Riker), who knees him in the groin and scares him off with a pistol when she learns he's just having a tonsillectomy. After spending a day living life to the fullest (including defacing the Mona Lisa and giving birth to a baby), Chris goes under the knife. When he wakes up, he's horrified to discover he is unable to speak. No one else is upset about it. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1991  
 
The trouble starts when Chris (Chris Elliott) and his best friend, Larry (Sam Robards), are going through a box of memorabilia in the attic, because Larry has bet Chris that it was the Beatles, and not Peter & Gordon, that recorded "Hey Jude." Chris comes across a photo of himself as an infant, in the arms of an Amish couple. Along with the photo is a receipt, which Chris thinks is for a 10,000-dollar payment for a baby boy named Emmett. Chris immediately leaps to the conclusion that his parents, Fred (Bob Elliott) and Gladys (Elinor Donahue), bought him from the Amish couple. He confronts his confused parents about it, and when Fred points out their physical resemblance, Chris whines, "It's obvious that you've had extensive plastic surgery to make yourself look more like me." Chris, now calling himself "Emmett," then leaves to find his "real" parents. He takes a circuitous route to Pennsylvania Dutch Country, where he barges in on the confused Amish couple, Jedidiah (Steven Gilborn) and Marta (Elsa Raven), and tells them he's moving back "home." Frightened, they try to humor Chris, letting him stay, and Chris tries to adjust to their old-fashioned ways. When Fred and Gladys show up the next day, anxious to clear up the confusion, Chris chides them. "We are simple people, and we shun the ways of your people, with your pre-sweetened cereals, and your silent dog whistles," he tells Fred. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Funnyman Bob Odenkirk (later to star on HBO's Mr. Show) wrote this episode of Get a Life, in which Larry (Sam Robards) runs away from home. The trouble begins when Chris visits the Potter home, where Larry is doing household chores while his wife, Sharon (Robin Riker), supervises. Chris mocks Larry's servility, and brags about his own carefree life living in a garage. "I'm all alone, carefree, happy," he tells Larry, "plus I finally have a place to practice my nude robot dancing." Larry has an epiphany and runs off, leaving a goodbye note. Chris is concerned that Larry may have been kidnapped by "some South American goon squad," and suggests a visit to the American embassy. His mother (Elinor Donahue) has to point out, "This is America. We don't have American embassies here." A disappointed Chris takes matters into his own hands, going on an exhaustive search which mostly involves standing in the middle of the street and calling Larry's name. Eventually, Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray) agrees to help Chris, first taking him to the morgue, where Chris mistakes a slab of barbecued ribs for the remains of his friend. Gus then tries grabbing a random passerby (played by the show's director, David Mirkin) and pumping him for info. That doesn't work either, and eventually Chris gives up, and goes out to look for a new best friend. His efforts to find someone to play jacks with at the local biker bar end in disaster, as he later tells Gus: "I think those jacks are giving me indigestion." Gus asks, "They made you eat jacks?" to which Chris responds, "No...but they're in me." ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1991  
 
The trouble begins when Chris (Chris Elliott) tries to cook something in the Potter kitchen, and ends up setting the place on fire. Assessing the damage, Chris tries to reassure Sharon (Robin Riker), telling her, "It's not burned, Sharon -- it's blackened." Chris then helpfully informs the insurance agent that he always disables the fire alarm before he does any cooking, thus voiding the Potters' insurance policy. He offers to give them a little bit out of his salary each month to pay them back, optimistically telling Sharon and Larry (Sam Robards), "We should be even by the year 2011. Hey, maybe even 2010 if I go back to domestic cheese." Sharon is ready to murder Chris, but Chris convinces her that he can work off his debt. Ignoring Larry's dire warnings, he agrees to be her personal servant. Larry goes away on business for a couple of days, and by the time he gets back, Sharon has completely broken Chris' will. Larry is horrified, and misses the "really fun, terrific idiot" Chris used to be, so he kidnaps Chris and, in a scene reminiscent of Clockwork Orange, "deprograms" him. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Chris (Chris Elliott) gets a job as a health inspector and ends up testifying before a senate subcommittee in this shocking episode. Chris is sitting down to a nice healthy breakfast with Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray) when a dead rat plops down out of the milk carton and into his cereal bowl. Chris decides right then and there that he wants to be a food inspector. Gus makes some phone calls on Chris' behalf, and soon thereafter, Chris shows up for his on-the-job training. The first restaurant kitchen he inspects is filthy. Among other violations, there's a litter of puppies in an open sack of flour and a bug zapper positioned directly over a pot of soup. Chris is shocked when his trainer, Rob (Thom Sharp), takes a stack of money from the restaurant owner and gives the place a clean bill of health. "I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as though it were a really cool waterslide," Chris tells him indignantly. But he changes his tune when Rob hands him a five-dollar bill. When a secretive government agent shows up in Chris' garage, asking him to testify, Chris tells him, "So you want me to sing, huh? Like a little rat bastard canary, huh? Chewing on its own cuttlebone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva!" "Peterson, pretending to be a yammering half-wit isn't going to help you in prison," the agent responds. Chris still isn't ready to give up his "perks," until his parents find a sweat sock on top of a delivered pizza. "My dear parents could have choked a woolly death on this evil stink-hose," he laments. But things take an ugly turn when Rob shows up at the senate hearing, holding Gus at gunpoint. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
It's time for the Peterson family reunion, and Fred (Bob Elliott) is stuck hosting the event this year. Fred and Gladys (Elinor Donahue) don't want to be there because Fred's relatives are mostly obnoxious buffoons like Uncle Sid (Bill Cort), who shows up with a bullhorn every year. Chris dreads the event even more than his parents, because he'll have to listen to all the accolades of his more successful cousin, Donald (former child star Jackie Earle Haley of The Bad News Bears and Breaking Away) who owns a thriving melon stand and a late model used car. Chris is distraught about Donald's impending arrival. He flashes back to the 1968 Peterson reunion, when Fred gave Donald a trophy and savings bond for being "the Peterson with the most wit, charisma, and intelligence." Fred also presented Chris with a stick he found lying on the ground, and said of his own son, "He'll make a great rodeo clown someday." When Donald finally arrives, he and Chris engage in some verbal sparring, before Donald silences Chris by whipping out his bankbook, showing a 900 dollar balance. Chris flies into a jealous rage and decides to vandalize Donald's car. After hiding a few tuna balls in the glove compartment, Chris has a temper tantrum, and accidentally uncovers an incriminating document that he thinks will show the Peterson clan that their "precious little Donald" is not so impressive after all. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
When lifelong enemies Chris (Chris Elliott) and Sharon (Robin Riker) get trapped in a meat locker together, unlikely romance blooms, thanks to the fertilizer of hypothermic delirium. The trouble starts when Chris barges in on Sharon's date with the wealthy Dr. Glen Morris (Drew Pillsbury). Since Sharon's husband Larry has abandoned her, Chris comes over to the Potter home to borrow some of Larry's underpants. Before she can throw him out, Chris scares the new boyfriend off by telling him that Sharon murdered Larry. After beating Chris bloody, Sharon decides she'll spare his life if he'll agree to pose as Glen for her dinner party that night, so she can impress her old sorority sisters. Later, when one of the guests asks "Glen" about his work as a micro neurosurgeon, Chris gets defensive. After declaring himself the "King Hot Pants" of brain doctors, Chris starts talking about his relationship with Sharon. "I have never been more content in my life," he brags to the assembled guests, "and you're talking to a guy who's slept with every high-priced hooker in the state!" When Sharon takes him aside -- into the walk-in meat locker she has in her living room -- to chastise him, she slams the door so hard it gets stuck. Sharon's guests, thinking they've gone into the meat locker to have sex, leave in a huff. It seems that their doom is sealed, and the two embrace in order to share their body heat. Before they die, Sharon tells Chris, "there's something that I want to get off my chest." "You know, I pray you are talking about your bra," Chris responds, "Otherwise, you are the worst kind of tease." ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight" is the unofficial theme song of this episode, as little Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) shows cynical show biz celebrity Sandy Connors (Martin Mull) "a world of life, hope, and laughter." The episode has a special resonance for fans because Sandy bears an uncanny resemblance to one David Letterman, Elliott's former employer. Like Letterman, Sandy is an acerbic, cigar-chomping late night talk show host who seems uncomfortable in his own skin. Chris sends 3,000 entries in to "Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot," and wins a weekend with the curmudgeonly star. Sandy, arriving at the Peterson home, immediately tries to get out of his obligation, proposing he stay at the Marriott and meet Chris for breakfast the next day. Chris knows the contest rules, and warns Sandy, "If you're going to challenge me, I'll run right over to the mall and get myself a lawyer." He sums up the situation thusly: "It's like a little game of chess, isn't it, Sandy? The only problem is, I own Boardwalk, and you keep landing on it." The miserable Sandy can't even get out of sharing Chris' bed, as Chris tells him, "Yeah, that's a good idea -- sleep on the sofa. But I warn you, it's loaded with chiggers." After a frightening night, Sandy offers Chris money to let him leave, but instead, Chris takes him on a life-affirming journey around town, to the strains of the aforementioned song. He's ecstatic to have won Sandy over, until the celeb decides to give up show biz, with its "grueling...five hours of work every week," and "those horrible synthetic hairpieces," and move in with Chris and his parents. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Season two of the bizarrely hilarious TV series Get a Life begins with Chris (Chris Elliott) walking into the kitchen of his parents, Fred (Bob Elliott) and Gladys (Elinor Donahue), and performing his "I have a big announcement to make" dance, which entails dancing around in a circle and waving his arm over his head while shouting, "I have a big announcement to make," in a high-pitched voice. Chris lets his parents know that, as he has reached the age of 31, he is "officially, unequivocally, irreversibly, and pooky-pockily [sic] moving out" of the room above their garage. Chris soon finds himself at the home of Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray), a retired cop with a mean temper. At first, Gus mistakes Chris for a "slobbering brain-dead derelict," but Chris quickly dispenses any question of his social status by pointing out that he is wearing Jordache designer pants. Gus doesn't actually have a room for rent, but when he learns that Chris has 150 dollars to spend each month, he convinces Chris to move into his garage. Actually, he almost convinces Chris that his garage is a spare room, designed with a "garage motif." Chris assesses his new situation astutely, telling Gus, "As Bogart said at the end of Casablanca, this looks like the beginning of two guys who kind of tolerate each other." But Chris soon discovers that spending the night alone in a strange place can be a frightening experience. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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1991  
 
Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) wakes up one morning and tells his beloved landlord, Gus (Brian Doyle-Murray), that he's going to get a job with the local escort service. The main appeal of the job for Chris is going to free plays. After noting that Chris has "a certain, goony, misshapen quality," the agency hires him and sends him out on his first job. When he realizes that the elderly Margaret (Dena Dietrich) is his date, he freaks out. Things get off to a bad start, and he tells his disgruntled client, "I'm sorry if I've been remiss in my duties, but your excessive age really knocked my ass out of whack for a second." After Chris makes his halfhearted apologies, the two are off to the theater to see a production of Equus starring Max Baer Jr. After the play, Chris is ready to go home, but Margaret has other plans, especially after she sees him do his famous "Alley Cat" dance. Despite Chris' offer to refund her money, and even clean her bathroom, Margaret has her way with him. Then she takes him on trips around the world and buys him expensive gifts. But one night, in the middle of Chris' own brand of love talk, an unexpected visitor arrives and threatens to destroy Chris' new life. This episode is notable for an unusually high number (even for this show) of pop culture references, including Horshack, Robert Conrad, Barry White, Chuck Connors, Red Dawn, Amazing Discoveries, and The Benny Hill Show. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1991  
 
After some pestering, Fred (Bob Elliott) reluctantly agrees to take his son, Chris (Chris Elliott), on his annual weekend camping trip. Chris brings along his friend Larry (Sam Robards), and neither one of them knows the first thing about the woods. The two annoy Fred so much that he ditches them, leaving them to fend for themselves. Before long, they grow hungry. Larry has only brought an assortment of sweaters with him. Chris' backpack contains a woman's shoe, shoe polish, his collection of desert island 45s, an extension cord, and three staplers. Luckily, he's also brought along his "lucky can of soup," but the two have no way to open it. In desperation, Chris turns to eating dirt ("kinda tastes like chicken") and sticks. When they find a berry bush, they think it's their salvation, but if they could only see Fred's survival book, they'd know these berries cause "paranoia and homicidal delusions." Meanwhile, Fred, enjoying his solitary fishing trip, finally grows concerned enough about the two idiots to go looking for them. But by this point, the berries have had their effect on Chris and Larry, and when they spot Fred, Chris initially thinks he's his "giant talking pet hamster," President Roosevelt. When they realize it's Chris' dad, they think Fred is hunting them. "That's why he's been fattening me up all these years," Chris reasons, "I'm his ultimate trophy." The two decide they have to strike first. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Starring:
Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1991  
 
Season two of the blithely surrealistic Fox sitcom Get a Life begins as over-aged paperboy Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) celebrates his 31st birthday by moving out of the apartment over his parents' garage -- and moving into the apartment over the garage of his grumpy neighbor, police officer Gus Borden (Brian Doyle-Murray). The defection of series regular Sam Robards is amusingly addressed in the next episode, wherein Robards' character, Chris' best friend Larry Potter, runs out on his wife, forcing Chris to launch a search...for a new best friend. As for Larry's wife Sharon (Robin Riker), her hatred of Chris reaches epic proportions in the episode which finds them both trapped in a meat locker. In other episodes, Chris becomes a food inspector after finding a dead rat in a milk carton, belatedly has his tonsils removed, is held hostage by his prison inmate pen pal (A crisis that does not seem to faze Chris' parents -- played by Bob Elliott and Elinor Donahue -- in the least!), becomes a male escort to meet rich and sexy young girls (only to end up with a poor and elderly old bag), "stalks" an attractive doctor (Emma Samms) while simultaneously being stalked by a love-starved drugstore clerk (Amy Yasbeck), becomes a genius when exposed to toxic waste, misguidedly tries to adopt an obnoxious space alien named Spewey, and screws up the time-space continuum while attempting to save Gus' job. Just the sort of mishaps that could happen to anyone, right? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1990  
 
In "The Prettiest Week of My Life," one of the more memorable episodes of Get a Life, Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) pursues his unlikely dream of becoming a male model. "I won the genetic lottery," he tells his skeptical parents before running off to enroll in the Handsome Boy Modeling School. The school's proprietor, Ted Bains (Brian Doyle-Murray, who would go on to play Chris' landlord Gus in season two), snows Chris by asking him if he has "cheekbone implants." After making sure Chris has no affiliation with 60 Minutes, Bains tells him, "If the check clears, you're aces with me." Arriving for his first class, Chris gets into a tiff with Sapphire (Tuc Watkins), another modeling student, who cattily mistakes Chris for a member of the custodial staff. Intimidated by Sapphire's stage name, Chris renames himself "Sparkles." Bains puts the students through their paces (to the strains of "Pretty Woman"), and then they graduate. Chris then goes home and waits for the job offers to come in. His father (Bob Elliott), still dubious about this career choice, is won over when Bains finally calls with a modeling job for Chris. "Go get 'em, Speckles," he exhorts. Unbeknownst to Chris, he's going to be the doughy "before" picture in the ad for a muscle drink. In a powerful scene echoing Irene Cara's harrowing audition scene in Fame, Chris is reduced to tears when he's asked to pose topless. Disenchanted with the whole sordid business, Chris decides he'll go out with a bang, taking one last shot at every male model's dream -- a department store runway show. This episode inspired eccentric hip-hop genius Prince Paul and Dan "The Automator" Nakamura to form the comedic rap duo Handsome Boy Modeling School, who released So...How's Your Girl? in 1999. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1990  
 
An intoxicating tribute to the joys of musical theater, this episode begins with Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) telling his parents, Fred (Bob Elliott) and Gladys (Elinor Donahue), that he's auditioning for a local production of "Andrew Todd Keller's masterpiece, Zoo Animals on Wheels." In response to Fred's skepticism, Chris explains that the show answers one of life's eternal questions: "What would it be like if zoo animals put on roller skates, and danced around and sang?" When Chris arrives at the audition, he finds, to his dismay, that his nemesis, Sharon (Robin Riker), is not only a member of the company, she is playing the female lead in the show. She scoffs at his desire to be a part of her theatrical community, but he is undaunted. Because the pianist at the audition does not have the sheet music for "Dream Weaver," Chris performs a dramatic monologue for the director, Hastings (Craig Richard Nelson), and then does his famous "Alley Cat" dance. To Sharon's chagrin, he gets the lead, playing the poor sickly Wildebeest. There follows a stunning homage to the "Showtime" sequence in Bob Fosse's All That Jazz. Trouble arises when, on the night of the show, Chris is preparing backstage, and overhears Sharon and a rival actor cruelly discussing his shortcomings. Chris sobs to her, "I wouldn't appear on-stage with you for all the money in the ocean!" before he runs out of the theater. Will the show go on? More importantly, as Fred asks Gladys shortly after the performance begins, "Is it actually medically possible to die of embarrassment?" ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1990  
 
This parody of Star Wars was made long before it was actually released. Making its debut in LA at a 3-D film festival; the reason for its languishment becomes more than apparent. The tale: billed in the title crawl as "Episode IV: The Last Resort," begins as the villainous Buckethead orders his diminutive blue, hooded minions to capture the rebel leader Princess Serina and take from her the radio transmission she swiped. The minions shove their ship into hyperspace drive and race off. Unfortunately they miscalculated their destination and end up in a backwater southern town in the United States filled with rednecks. The would be dominators of the universe encounter further problems when one of the soldiers accidentally gets locked in the back of an exterminator truck. The others, apparently not realizing that they are not where they should be, continue their quest for the transmissions and begin taking hostages. By this time the townies figure out that their visitors are from space and so call in a goofy UFO specialist to investigate. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

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1990  
 
All the craziness of Get a Life started with this episode: "Terror on the Hell Loop 2000." Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) is introduced to us as a 30-year-old man, lying in bed, in the room above his parents' garage, awakening from a nightmare about an unpleasant experience on The $20,000 Pyramid. After his morning regimen (one push-up and a quick kiss for his Daryl Hannah poster), he heads down to the house, where he greets Fred (Bob Elliott) and Gladys (Elinor Donahue), who are concerned that, although he's moved from the house to the room above the garage, Chris may be "in a rut." After dismissing their concerns, he's off to his paper route. The plot kicks into gear when he visits his friend, Larry Potter (Sam Robards), and tries to convince him to skip work and accompany him to the amusement park. During this scene, Larry's wife, Sharon (Robin Riker), Chris' nemesis, sums up Chris' life succinctly. "You're 30 years old. You still live with your parents," she reminds him, "You're losing your hair, and you're stupid." Chris pushes aside her jabs, though, and convinces Larry to ditch work to ride the Hell Loop 2000 roller coaster. Their fun-filled day reaches a terrifying climax when their car gets stuck at the top of the loop, and they are forced to hang upside down, their lives in peril, for hours. Chris tries to keep Larry's spirits up by singing a version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" featuring the lyrics, "Gorbachev comes to town/Chris and Larry upside down." It doesn't work. This episode features guest appearances by comedienne Julie Brown (Earth Girls Are Easy), and renowned character actor Tracy Walter. Graham Jarvis, who plays Chris' boss in the "Paperboy 2000" episode, plays Larry's boss in this one. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottBob Elliott, (more)
1990  
 
In 1990, the upstart Fox network took a chance on a chubby, balding thirty-ish kid with a big dream, and began airing Get a Life, Late Night with David Letterman regular Chris Elliott's absurdist sitcom about a chubby, balding thirty-ish kid who lives with his parents and works as a paperboy. Actually, as Chris Peterson (Elliott) would point out, he's "head paperboy." David Mirkin, who had worked on Newhart and The Simpsons, was the executive producer, and former Late Night scribe Adam Resnick was the co-producer. Both would later go on to HBO's groundbreaking The Larry Sanders Show, as would Get a Life's writing supervisor, Bob Odenkirk, also of The Ben Stiller Show and Mr. Show. Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, who would later write the script for Being John Malkovich, got his start writing two of the more memorable episodes of Get a Life, "Prisoner of Love" and "1977 2000." The show was also perfectly cast, with Elliott's own father, Bob Elliott, of the beloved "Bob and Ray" comedy team, cast as Chris Peterson's cantankerous father, Fred, and the lovely Elinor Donahue, who starred in the classic sitcoms Father Knows Best and The Andy Griffith Show, playing Gladys, Chris' sweet but bluntly honest mom. The first season cast was rounded out with Sam Robards as Chris' slow-witted and naïve best friend, Larry Potter, and Robin Riker as Larry's caustic wife and Chris' nemesis, Sharon. Riker was the only one of these cast members to move on to the second season. Brian Doyle-Murray was added to the cast in season two, playing Chris' perennially grumpy landlord, Gus Borden. With such an assemblage of comedic talent, and Elliott's own modest following from his hilarious Late Night appearances as "The Guy Under the Seats" and other characters, the show was predicted by some to be a hit and run for years. It even had a hit show for its lead-in (although one with, arguably, a very different target audience demographic), the urban sketch comedy show, In Living Color. But when Get a Life failed to garner an immediate following (in part due to the relative weakness of the first episode, "Terror on the Hell Loop 2000"), the fledgling network began moving it all over the Sunday night schedule. Loyal viewers, and there were some, never knew at what time the show would air from week to week. This doomed the bizarre, innovative, and very funny sitcom to even worse ratings than it would otherwise have had. It was an unusual program. Chris was a loser of epic proportions, but eternally optimistic about his prospects. He seemed to believe he could accomplish anything, whether it was becoming a male model despite his flabbiness and baldness ("The Prettiest Week of My Life"), or traveling through time to 1977 to save a friend's job ("1977 2000"). The humor was hyper-ironic, as many of Late Night's sketches had been. Get a Life was a meta-sitcom. It was rife with non-sequiturs and amusing pop culture references. The story lines ranged from outrageous parodies of ancient sitcom plots (Chris gets trapped in a meat locker with Sharon, his least favorite person) to absurd and ridiculous original stories (Chris becomes a spelling bee champion after being exposed to toxic waste). Chris also had a number of sitcom-style quirks, such as his obsession with the song "Alley Cat," and his unnoticed but seemingly supernatural ability to take a full glass of whatever beverage he wants from the refrigerator without ever opening a container or pouring. He also suffered a violent death at the end of many episodes, but it never seemed to get him down. The show was a flop and ran for only two seasons, even though it was on a network that seemed desperate for content, but it developed a passionate and loyal cult following. It has since been sporadically syndicated, and several episodes have been released on DVD. Cabin Boy, a feature film starring Elliott and featuring many of the same creative personnel, was released in 1994 to similar widespread public apathy but cult interest. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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Chris ElliottElinor Donahue, (more)
1990  
 
This slightly less than brilliant episode of the generally brilliant TV series begins when Chris (Chris Elliott) discovers that the local playground, site of his bizarre precious childhood memories (heard in audio flashback), has been condemned, and is to be replaced by a parking lot. Aghast at what he calls "this stinking nihilistic world," Chris sets out to save the playground. He tries to raise money by selling seafood drink and his old sneakers, by performing on the street (a rollerblading mime puppet show that is not to be missed), and by becoming a gigolo, all to no avail. Even his own parents, Fred (Bob Elliott) and Gladys (Elinor Donahue), are more interested in the upcoming Jack Jones concert than in helping their son. Chris eventually hits on the idea of breaking the world record for having junk stacked on him. "Chris Peterson's Save the Park Stack-On" is underway! With the help of his friend, Larry (Sam Robards), he charges his neighbors to stack items on top of him. His neighbors are eager to squash Chris, and continue to stack junk on him, even when it seems it may cost him his life. When Mr. Pipp (Clive Revill), an official from the Big Book of Records, shows up to validate Chris' feat, everyone is in for an unpleasant surprise. But their disappointment turns to enchantment when Jack Jones himself makes an appearance, does a terrific number atop Chris' "pile of death" and helps save the playground. ~ Josh Ralske, All Movie Guide

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