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John Lawrence Movies

1990  
R  
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Three of life's losers stage a reunion early in the proceedings of Alligator Eyes. Renewing their long-standing friendship are alcoholic Roger Kabler, his self-defeating pal Allen McCullough, and McCullough's blind former girlfriend Annabelle Larsen. The trio goes on a cross-country trip, reminiscing on their wasted lives as they journey from town to town. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the film becomes a revenge tale, with Larsen searching for her parents' murderers. Then we segue into a series of "sexual manipulation" scenes, apparently orchestrated by unscrupulous psychiatrist John MacKay. Needless to say, the critics were crazy about Alligator Eyes; audiences, confused by the film's abrupt mood swings, were less enthusiastic. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Annabelle LarsenRoger Kabler, (more)
 
1988  
R  
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John Carpenter wrote and directed this science fiction thriller about a group of aliens who try to take over the world by disguising themselves as Young Republicans. Wrestler Roddy Piper stars as John Nada, a drifted who makes his way into an immense encampment for the homeless. There he stumbles upon a conspiracy concerning aliens who have hypnotized the populace through subliminal messages transmitted through television, magazines, posters, and movies. When Nada looks through special Ray-Bans developed by the resistance leaders, the aliens lose their clean-cut "Dan Quayle" looks and resemble crusty-looking reptiles. Nada joins the underground, teaming up with rebel-leader Frank (Keith David) to eradicate the lizard-like aliens from the body politic. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Roddy PiperKeith David, (more)
 
1986  
 
The "hero" of the Australian Backlash is foul-mouthed, racist/sexist cop David Argue. As punishment for his many infractions, Argue is ordered to escort female aboriginal prisoner Lydia Miller to the Outback, where she is to stand trial for murdering the man who sodomized her. Also along for the ride is ardently feminist policewoman Gia Carides. When their car breaks down en route, the three disparate types begin to grow closer. By and by, Argue and Carides become convinced of Miller's innocence, and set about to trap the real culprit. Though very cheaply produced (it was filmed in 16mm and blown up to 35mm for theatrical distribution), Backlash scores on the sincerity and conviction of its actors and the enthusiasm of its first-time director Bill Bennett. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
David ArgueGia Carides, (more)
 
1980  
 
Miriam Byrd-Nethery, Edward Edwards and Lori Lethin guest star as the Comfurt family, distant cousins of Jesse Duke (Denver Pyle). Having recently struck it rich, the Comfurts lose their entire fortune--$250,000--when their car is stolen. It is up to the Dukes to locate the car before the thief locates the dough...and before Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) can get his hands on the cash. Intended as the pilot for an unsold spinoff series about the "Southern Comfurts", this is the final episode of The Dukes of Hazzard's second season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
Jim-Bob (David W. Harper) is having more trouble than usual with his schoolwork, and his driving has gotten progressively worse. But he isn't worried about such mundane matters, not when he is on the verge of enlisting in the Army Air Corps. Alas, it turns out that the source of Jim-Bob's problems is poor eyesight -- and of course, this means that becoming a military pilot is out of the question. Meanwhile, Mary Ellen (Judy Norton-Taylor) continues to adjust to widowhood, even as one of her late husband's best friends, Chuck Turner (Kevin Geer), decides to start courting her...with unexpected results. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1976  
 
Though it bears the title of the well-loved children's classic, this movie is a softcore porn film which focuses on the erotic education of a virginal young woman. Many of the beauties populating this film are former Playboy models. In the story, Alice (Christine DeBell) is a librarian who discovers sex in Wonderland, a place populated with adult and erotic versions of the characters from the famous book. Two versions of this film exist: an R-rated cut, with softcore sexual content, and an X-rated cut -- for the more adventurous -- with hardcore sexual content. Fans of the picture generally prefer the former version, complaining that the addition of hardcore material ruins the film's lighthearted tone. Director Bud Townsend (Henry Jaglom's former father-in-law) is otherwise best known for the cult horror comedy The Folks at Red Wolf Inn (1972). ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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Starring:
Kristine de Bell
 
1976  
R  
Guys go crazy for the gals cheering on the home team in this raunchy teen comedy from the Seventies. It's football season at Rosedale High, and Johnny (Robert Carradine) and Jesse (Michael Mullins) are eager to lead the school's team to victory. But while Coach Hartmann (Robert Gammon) wants to put the team on the right track, his abusive methods and obnoxious attitude are turning some of the players against him. Meanwhile, the guys on the team are just as interested in making time with the girls on the cheerleading squad as they are in scoring touchdowns, and Johnny starts dating Laurie (Jennifer Ashley), much to the annoyance of her former boyfriend Duane (Bill Adler), a thick-headed tough guy. Meanwhile, the Rosedale High team is gearing up for their annual game with cross town rivals Hardin High by launching a battle of pranks, which reaches its peak when the Rosedale guys steal a fire engine. The Pom-Pom Girls was an early credit for director Joseph Ruben, who later went on to make The Stepfather, True Believer and The Forgotten. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Robert CarradineJennifer Ashley, (more)
 
1975  
 
John (Randolph Mantooth) takes it personally when a shortage of equipment results in the death of a heart attack victim. Elsewhere, Roy (Kevin Tighe) is injured in a fire at a fireworks factory, and Chet (Tim Donnelly) likewise sustains injuries in an explosion. Also, the team is pestered by an amateur firefighter; a young patient shows symptoms of polio; and a tree surgeon requires a quick rescue. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1975  
 
Russ Meyer once again airs his obsessions with huge breasts, violent revenge and escaped Nazi war criminal Martin Bormann in this highly perverse sex comedy/action thriller. Clint (Charles Pitts) is working at a gas station (run by none other than Martin Bormann, who was working as a bartender in Meyer's Beyond the Valley of the Dolls) when his wife is brutally murdered by Harry Sledge (Charles Napier), a cop with a deeply sadistic streak. Clint tries to bring Harry to justice while Harry attempts to frame Clint for the crime. In the meantime, Clint is constantly pursued by a variety of women with improbable names, voracious sexual appetites and bodies that make Pamela Anderson look like Kate Moss. More violent and less witty than many of Meyer's films, Supervixens features a villainous performance by Charles Napier, another from Meyer stalwart Stuart Lancaster and several typically cantilevered beauties, including Haji, Shari Eubank and Uschi Digard. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Shari EubankCharles Napier, (more)
 
1974  
R  
Peter Hyams made his feature-film directing debut with this clumsily paced crime film concerning two Los Angeles vice-squad detectives. Michael Keneely (Eliott Gould) is the swaggering non-conformist and Patrick Farrel (Robert Blake) is the cocky follower. The two cops live for their work and spend most of their time busting call girls, massage parlor employees, and homosexuals. Keneely and Farrel eventually come to the conclusion that every criminal act in Los Angeles is due to the efforts of crime lord Carl Rizzo (Allen Garfield). The boys begin to harass Rizzo to the point of distraction, but their singular attempts to arrest Rizzo cause them to become the targets of, not only the criminal population, but the police force as well. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Elliott GouldRobert Blake, (more)
 
1973  
 
William Windom does his best "Colonel Sanders" imitation as Uncle Erwin Tully, the flamboyant owner of a chain of chicken restaurants. Hiring the Partridges to appear in one of his TV commercials, Uncle Erwin insists that the family dress up in chicken costumes--much to the dismay of both the family and Tully's business advisers, who can't bring themselves to tell him that his new ad campaign has all the earmarks of a disaster. Yes, folks, it's Shirley Partridge (Shirley Jones) to the rescue again! Song: "A Friend and a Lover". ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1972  
 
Described in the original TV Guide listings as "a young movie and TV comer", Martin Sheen essays another bad-guy role for producer Quinn Martin in this episode. Sheen is cast as Steve Chandler, a novice contract killer who goes into hiding from both the FBI and the Mob after bungling a job. On the verge of starting life anew with girlfriend Marcy Brandon (Meg Foster), Chandler realizes with startling suddenness that his days of freedom (and on earth!) might be numbered. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1971  
 
Comedian Milt Kamen guest stars as Johnny Burnhardt, a prison parolee who is hired as the Partridges' summer-tour driver. His suspicions aroused by Johnny's frequent phone calls (to his parole officer, of course), Danny (Danny Bonaduce) decides to turn detective, dogging the hapless parolee's trail. Things get really dicey when Danny accuses Johnny of pulling off a recent armed robbery--resulting in a night in the slammer for the family's manager Reuben (Dave Madden)! This episode was originally slated to air on December 4, 1971. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1970  
 
Jody (Johnnie Whitaker) is harrassed by school bully Tom Richards (Clint Howard), who insists that his dad (John Lawrence) can beat up Jody's Uncle Bill (Brian Keith). When Jody arranges for Bill and Mr. Richards to meet in the park for a showdown, Bill refuses to get involved, laughing off the challenge as silly and childish. Unfortunately, Mr. Richards does appear at the appointed time, and declares that the absent Bill is a coward! How is THIS crisis going to work itself out? ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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