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Jayne Eastwood Movies

Canadian lead actress Jayne Eastwood appeared onscreen during the '70s. ~ Rovi
1990  
 
Cold Comfort is an award-winning Canadian-made psychodrama about a psychotic father who kidnaps a man to keep his teen-aged daughter company. Stephen (Paul Gross), a handsome traveling salesman, is Floyd's (Maury Chaykin) birthday gift to his daughter Dolores (Margaret Langrick). Dolores and Stephen become increasingly attached and Stephen agrees to help Dolores escape from her father, to whom she is emotionally bound. When Dolores and Stephen try to escape, Floyd catches them and chains Stephen to a wall. Only Dolores can rescue him. Cold Comfort is grim, slow, and certainly not for everyone, but for those who appreciate intricate psychodrama, Cold Comfort is well worth viewing. ~ Linda Rasmussen, Rovi

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Starring:
Maury ChaykinMargaret Langrick, (more)
 
1989  
PG13  
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Bette Midler stars as Stella Claire, a working-class, fun-loving barmaid in northern New York State. A brief affair with handsome Stephen Dallas (Stephen Collins) produces a daughter, Jenny (Trini Alvarado), whom Stella insists upon raising alone, despite Dallas' marriage offer. As the years pass, Stella and Jenny are a happy pair. Stella gives up bartending to sell cosmetics, supported by her friend Ed (John Goodman), a bartender developing a crush on her and a problem with alcohol. Dallas has stayed involved with his beloved daughter from afar and is now a urologist in New York City, engaged to a book editor (Marsha Mason). As Jenny reaches adulthood, Stella becomes aware that life with her father would provide her daughter with opportunities that she'd never have otherwise, so she devises a painful, self-sacrificing scheme to drive Jenny from the nest. Although functional as a tearjerker, many of the themes in Stella simply don't make as much sense in a modern age of healthy, fractured families, muting the drama of the tale's earlier versions, specifically Stella Dallas (1937). ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Bette MidlerJohn Goodman, (more)
 
1988  
 
When a young couple must decide whether to allow a possible life-saving procedure to be performed on their critically-ill infant, members of the hospital staff opt to make the parents' decision for them. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi

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1988  
 
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A young mother and her daughter end up on the streets in this grim made-for-television movie. Mare Winningham stars as Theresa Johnson, a young mother whose life falls apart when she finds herself suddenly single, unemployed and homeless. With nowhere to turn, Theresa and her daughter Hillary (Grace Johnston) drift through the social system, wandering from shelter to shelter with little hope for the future. Gripping in its portrayal of the cycle of poverty, the film offers no simple solutions -- much like real life. ~ Bernadette McCallion, Rovi

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1988  
 
The first new TV-movie of 1988 (it debuted January 1st), Drop-Out Mother is a belated follow-up to the 1983 Dick Van Dyke vehicle Drop-Out Father. Valerie Harper plays a busy executive who decides one day to turn her back on the business world to become a full-time mom. Problem is, her husband and kids have pretty full lives, thus they can't quite accommodate her. Wayne Rogers plays hubby, Danny Gerard and Alyson Court are the kids, and Carol Kane is the obligatory Best Friend. Drop-Out Mother passes the time, but it's a far cry from its consistently entertaining 1983 predecessor. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
R  
Michael A. Gilbert's Office Party was the basis for the Canadian thriller Hostile Takeover (it also bears traces of "Wall to Wall War", an episode of the 1963 TV anthology The Richard Boone Show). David Warner plays a mild-mannered office worker who one morning kicks over protocol and pulls a gun, taking his co-workers hostage. It isn't that Warner is rebelling against a society that has kicked him around all his life, nor has he any beef against the company. It's just that he wants to be totally in control of a situation, a thrill he has never previously experienced. More than likely, the hostage situation could be resolved peaceably, but gonzo mayor John Vernon, jockeying for votes, insists that Warner be neutralized by a SWAT team. As these plans are formulated on the outside, Warner becomes obsessed with his new power, forcing his captives to humiliate themselves in various ways. This, in turns, leads to a breakdown in inhibitions amongst the workers--and an impromptu "group therapy" session! From this point on, dear reader, you're on your own: nothing that follows in Hostile Takeover is what one expects to happen, so henceforth we'll keep mum. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
David WarnerMichael Ironside, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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John Moffitt directed this silly Canadian comedy about a falsely accused Salem witch (Kelly Preston). Terry Sweeney's script seems to find most of its humor in sex, drugs, and bathroom jokes, none of which are very amusing. Genre devotees will be quite pleased, however, with a cast featuring Barbara Carrera, SCTV member Dave Thomas, Bud Cort, Stuart Pankin, and Anne Ramsey. Dr. Joyce Brothers makes one of her obligatory cameo appearances as well. Preston appeared in another witch film, Janet Greek's Spellbinder, the following year. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi

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Starring:
Patrick CassidyKelly Preston, (more)
 
1987  
R  
After promising a rock star he would find a particular guitar-maker to procure his valuable products, a musician takes a road trip in search of the legend. On his way, he meets various people who have--at one time or another-- been involved with the elusive guru. After he finally meets the man, he realizes that there is much more to one's art than financial reward. ~ Kristie Hassen, Rovi

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Starring:
Kevin J. O'ConnorHarris Yulin, (more)
 
1987  
R  
A priest tries to help a young prostitute escape the life of sex and drugs in this exploitation drama. Father Jack (Chuck Shamata) tries to help 14-year-old Lindsay (Heather Kjollesdal) get off the streets to save her young life. Monsignor O'Brien (Art Carney) becomes concerned when Jack seems to be spending too much time trying to save the girl he believes belongs in a shelter. Lindsay left home after suffering from an incestuous relationship with her father, but now she turns tricks for her sleazy boyfriend Lenny (Daniel MacIvor). Jack hopes to intervene before the young teen ends up dead. Contains nudity and profanity. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi

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Starring:
Chuck ShamataHeather Kjollesdal, (more)
 
1987  
R  
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In this exciting action thriller, an artistic widow fights to stay alive after her husband, a Marine who had discovered that the military was well aware that it was placing defective parts in its helicopters, is mysteriously murdered. Believing that the widow, a metal sculptress, has the damning evidence, the killers take off after her and her little son. None of them realizes that she too was a Marine and is more than capable of defending herself. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Amy MadiganDaniel Hugh Kelly, (more)
 
1985  
 
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Lucy Maud Montgomery's novel Anne of Green Gables, previously filmed in 1934, was afforded a TV-movie treatment in 1985. Megan Follows stars as 13-year-old Anne Shirley, an orphan girl sent to live with a foster family on Canada's Prince Edward Island. Though she has great difficulty controlling her temper, impulsiveness and vivid imagination, Anne eventually wins over her new guardians, domineering Marilla Cuthbert (Colleen Dewhurst) and Marilla's shy brother Matthew (Richard Farnsworth). Anne's secondary adventures concern her "bosom friend" Diana (Schuyler Grant) and her supposed enemy Gilbert Blythe (Jonathan Crombie). Anne of Green Gables was offered on American television as a 3-part presentation on PBS' Wonderworks; it aired from February 17 through March 3, 1986. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Megan FollowsColleen Dewhurst, (more)
 
1984  
 
Superstar Jackie Rogers Jr. (Martin Short) wants to be president for all the people -- including Puerto Rico, where his girlfriend lives -- because "He Loves You." "Melonville Calander" honors PMS Awareness Week with hostess Yolanda Devillbis (Andrea Martin), too-jolly co-host Duard Weese (Joe Flaherty), and special guest Idella Voudry (Wilcox). And the well-lubricated kiddie show "Happy Hour" presents "Six Gun Justice, Episode 10: East Meets West," in which the dreaded Wolf Gang joins forces with General Tojo (Watch for a special guest appearance by President Roosevelt himself!) ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Jayne EastwoodMike Short, (more)
 
1984  
R  
In this slapstick chase-adventure, some unlikely heroes try to outwit each other for possession of a huge stash of cash hidden on the train they are all riding together. The comedy is a little uneven here or at least not to everyone's taste, and the pace is fast-forward frantic. Josef (Ed Lauter) and Georgiana (Pamela Stephenson) manage to break into her father's estate and swipe $5 million in cash from the safe, with plans to spirit the money across country on a train. Meanwhile, Michael (Michael O'Keefe) is a con man being chased by irate women on a roller derby team who have reason to be angry with him. He zips into a second-hand clothing store and dons the disguise of an army uniform, hoping to board a train for New York unnoticed. But when an officer gets suspicious at the station, Michael retorts that he is escorting a nearby coffin -- a coffin that actually contains the stolen $5 mil. The thieves are also nearby, but for reasons of their own, they go along with Michael's charade. Along for the ride are a neurotic woman (Beverly D'Angelo), an eccentric train conductor (David Wayne), a stowaway Vietnam defector, a blond woman of the underworld, a nymphomaniac, and briefly, a crafty con man (Louis Gosset Jr.). From that point onward, episodic vignettes are tossed here and there as the train moves ever closer to New York, and the protagonists try to outmaneuver each other for the money. Viewers may note that along for his fourth cinematic ride is Jim Carrey in a bit part. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Michael O'KeefeBeverly D'Angelo, (more)
 
1984  
 
The New York Actor's Studio stages "Harvey," with Al Puciero (Martin Short) as Elwood P. Dowd and Tony Labergiole (Joe Flaherty) as his older brother Carmine. Distinguished SCTV art critic Bradley P. Allen (Short) is caught in the act of taking bribes by an FBI sting. "Mel's Rock Pile" offers a tribute to the psychedlic '60s, though former rock idols Moon Dog (Joe Flaherty) and the Tangerine Conspiracy would just as soon forget the entire decade. And anchorwoman Rita Schubb (Andrea Martin) almost delivers the news. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Jayne Eastwood
 
1982  
R  
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Hardcore pornography, sadomasochism, mind control, and living televisions all play crucial roles in Videodrome, one of director David Cronenberg's explorations of dangerous sexuality and technological obsession. The morally questionable hero of the tale is one Max Renn (James Woods), a television executive searching for an intense new program for his sex-oriented network. He ultimately discovers an underground program called "Videodrome," which appears to broadcast pornographic snuff films of actual murders. Horrified but perversely intrigued, Renn sets out to find the truth behind the program. During his search, he meets alluring femme fatale Nicki (Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry), technology cult leader Bianca O'Blivion, and other mysterious figures. Things become even more disturbing for Renn as his addiction grows, and the program begins to infect the outside world -- or perhaps merely destroy own his sanity. Cronenberg mingles his cerebral concerns about the nature of reality in the video age with enough visceral gore (courtesy of Rick Baker) to satisfy the film's intended horror audience. ~ Judd Blaise, Rovi

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Starring:
James WoodsSonja Smits, (more)
 
1977  
 
In this socially conscious drama, a TV journalist begins investigating a large factory that has been threatening the health of the children who live in the town's poorest, most polluted section. Because of his investigation, he and his family are threatened by company thugs. He gets no help from his TV station as they are loathe to tangle with big business. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Len Cariou
 
1977  
PG  
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This police melodrama is set in a coastal resort where a young man becomes insanely jealous after learning that his girl has been with another. He takes her hostage in the town hotel and threatens to kill her. Now a hot-tempered police chief and his peace-loving lieutenant must somehow team-up to resolve the situation. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Oliver ReedSusan George, (more)
 
1977  
 
In the title sketch, a Russian family waits Godot-Like for Chekhov to show up. Characters include the Ancient Butler, a Visionary Intellectual, an Agreeable Fellow, Son of a Peasant With a Big Stick, and Star Trek's Scotty (we said "Chekhov," remember?) Other highlights of the SCTV broadcast day include "Heavenly Bodies," wherein Sister Mary Innocent (Catherine O'Hara) demonstrates the proper way to grovel and prostrate yourself; "Mr. Science" -- who looks a lot like Johnny LaRue (John Candy) reveals the secrets behind making coffee; and in the "Alternative Perspective" segment of "SCTV AM News Today," a white man (Dave Thomas) hosts "Black Perspective," and Earl Camembert (Eugene Levy) offers the "Feminine Perspective" (it's a long way to go for a punch line, but it's worth the wait). Plus, promos for three upcoming editions of "Masterpiece Theater": "Under Parsley," "The Great Fatsby," and "Swan Lake" (How did that get in there?) ~ Rovi

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Starring:
Donald CowperJayne Eastwood, (more)
 
1976  
 
This one begins appropriately with an "Ethnic Disclaimer," then delivers a multitude of hilarious slams at a variety of special-interest groups, with the Gypsies bearing the brunt and the Canadians not far behind. Highlights include the first edition of "The Leutonian Hour," a preview for "Plainclothes Mountie," "Hints for Homemakers" (this week's topic: Amish Food), and "Theater North American," with Lin Ye Tang (Dave Thomas) hosting a powerful staging of that classic Canadian stage tragedy "We're Gonna Be Alright, You Creep, Leaving Home and All, Eh?." The bowdlerized version of this episode seen in the United States eliminates the tasteless but undeniably funny medical sketch "Out-Patient" (it's vasectomy time!), substituting brief vignettes from other SCTV installments ("Baa Baa Black and White Sheep," "Silver Bullet Suppositories,"etc.) ~ Rovi

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Starring:
Jayne Eastwood
 
1974  
R  
This comedy chronicles the many crazy sexploits of Xaveria Hollander, the notorious "Happy Hooker." Hollander plays herself. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1970  
PG  
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Two men in their mid-twenties chase their dreams to the big city with tragic results in this acclaimed piece of low-key neorealism from Canada. Joey (Paul Bradley) and Peter (Doug McGrath) are best friends from a small town in Nova Scotia. With jobs scarce and prospects slim at home, Joey and Peter decide to pack up their meager belongings and head west to Toronto, where they're convinced better luck awaits them. Joey's uncle refuses to take in the travelers, and Peter's friends turn out to be short on job leads, but after a few rough nights, Joey, a practical sort, lands a job loading cases in a ginger ale bottling plant. Peter has aspirations toward better things, but it quickly becomes obvious he lacks the education or the temperament for office work, and before long he's hefting cases alongside Joey. For a while, the guys get along on their 80 dollars a week, and Joey finds a girlfriend in Betty (Jayne Eastwood), a pretty but tough-talking waitress. Peter has his eyes on Nicole (Nicole Morin), a beautiful woman who works in the plant's office, but after he gathers up the courage to take her out on the town, Nicole rejects his advances and he's left alone and humiliated. When Joey learns that Betty is pregnant, the two marry, but within a few weeks, both Joey and Peter are laid off, thanks to a seasonal slowdown, and their new lives begin to slip through their fingers. Shot in 16 mm on a shoestring budget, Goin' Down the Road became an unexpected critical success in both Canada and the United States and was named the best English-language Canadian feature of the century by the Toronto-based newsweekly MacLean's. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Doug McGrathPaul Bradley, (more)