Joe Bob Briggs Movies
Known primarily for his B-movie-lovin' cowboy alter ego Joe Bob Briggs, actor/writer/comic/social satirist John Bloom is a man of many talents. In addition to keeping faux newshounds in stitches with his role as the host of "God Stuff" during the first two seasons of Comedy Central's wildly irreverent news parody The Daily Show, Bloom has penned numerous books on the subject of B-movies, acted in film and television, and kept tally of more onscreen movie deaths than Jack Valenti.A native of Dallas, TX, Bloom was raised in Little Rock, AR, before attending Vanderbilt University on a sports-writing scholarship. A subsequent move back to his native state found the emerging writer landing a job at the now-defunct Dallas Times Herald at the age of 19, with the first "Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In" column appearing in January of 1982. Offering a unique, carefree, and refreshingly unscholarly approach to film, the entertaining column would eventually be syndicated in over 100 newspapers nationwide. Though controversy soon followed when Briggs was fired as a result of comments made in an April 1985 article entitled "We Are the Weird," the media attention that resulted sparked a heated debate on political correctness and censorship that served only to raise his public profile. Picked up by new syndicator Universal Press a mere three days later, Briggs was soon back in print, to the delight of cinema-trash lovers across the country.
In the months that followed, Bloom expanded the Joe Bob persona by developing a one-man show entitled "An Evening With Joe Bob Briggs" (later re-titled "Joe Bob Dead in Concert"), and after debuting in Cleveland in 1985, the show played in some of the nation's best comic venues over the course of the next two years. His show drawing national attention, Bloom was soon approached by executives from Showtime sister-station The Movie Channel and asked to serve as guest host for the popular late-night B-movie show Drive-in Theater. Soon renamed Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater, the twice Cable ACE award-nominated show offered the most laughably bad genre films imaginable -- surviving a healthy ten-year run until a 1996 format change forced cancellation. Never one to go down without a fight, Joe Bob was back on the air a mere four months later as the host of TNT's MonsterVision, essentially the same show on basic cable. The schlock cowboy continued to entertain audiences weekly with a healthy dose of cinematic junk food until that show, too, fell victim to an eventual format change four short years later. Making a move to Comedy Central, Briggs' turn as a religious commentator on The Daily Show offered the best (or worst depending on your vantage point) clips that religious television had to offer.
Also gaining an impressive amount of film and television credits with numerous minor roles, Briggs can be spotted in such features as Great Balls of Fire!, Casino, and Face/Off. He also co-authored the true-crime novel Evidence of Love, which was later adapted as the Emmy-winning made-for-television feature A Killing in a Small Town (1990). Though Briggs would place his two syndicated columns, "Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In" and "Joe Bob's America," on hiatus as of 1998, his drive-in column returned a mere two years later, and fans suffered no shortage of reading material thanks to the release of such books as Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In, Iron Joe Bob, and Profoundly Disturbing: The Shocking Movies that Changed History. A new column entitled "The Vegas Guy" found Joe Bob exploring the casinos of the nation, and though his presence on television was sorely missed, this void would soon be filled thanks to the increasing popularity of the DVD format. Realizing that commentary tracks could offer as good a vehicle for his hilariously lowbrow wit and insight as his previous television endeavors, Briggs soon began recording commentaries as Joe Bob for such DVD releases as I Spit on Your Grave, Samurai Cop, and The Double-D Avenger (for such distributors as Elite and Media Blasters) beginning in 2003. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- 2006
When an up-and-coming hip-hop star named Rapturious receives a special delivery from his well-stocked dealer, the hellish hallucinations he experiences make him wonder if he hasn't gone completely insane in writer/director Kamal Ahmed's mind-bending horror film. Rapturious (Robert Oppel) may have big talent, but his self-destructive drug habit has recently threatened to sideline any chance of real success. One day, Rapturious's dealer Louis (Hoya Guerra) slips his loyal customer a new drug that he promises will deliver the ultimate high. Intrigued, Rapturious eagerly takes the drug and quickly begins experiencing a series of profoundly disturbing hallucinations. Rapturious's manager Sid (Debbie Rochon) always knew that the rapper was a bit unstable, but when he begins claiming to see demons that are hungering for his immortal soul, she rightly begins to fear that he has finally fallen off the deep end. As his murderous visions get increasingly vivid, Rapturious begins to wonder if he is actually committing the atrocities that he sees unfolding before his drug-addled eyes. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robert Oppel, Debbie Rochon, (more)
Aspiring genre filmmakers and horror fans alike will want to check out director Christopher P. Garetano documentary exploring the colorful world of independent fright cinema. With subjects including Wisconsin-based auteur Mark Borchardt, Las Vegas-based "method director" Ron Atkins, and New York drive-in junkie David Stagnari, Garetano shows how, with a vivid imagination, a dash of innovation, and some staunch determination, even filmmakers who lack adequate funds and resources can create compelling and entertaining horror films. Additional appearances by iconic horror figures Joe Bob Briggs and Herschell Gordon Lewis drive home Garetano's point by highlighting precisely how low-budget horror take the kind of risks needed to keep the genre fresh and exciting. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
The third of John Woo's American-made feature films, Face/Off stars John Travolta as Sean Archer, an FBI agent obsessed with capturing Castor Troy (Nicolas Cage), a criminal genius who years before killed Archer's son while trying to assassinate the agent. Archer's single-minded pursuit of Troy has caused serious harm to his marriage, but Archer thinks the light may have appeared at the end of the tunnel when a seriously wounded Troy is captured in a bloody shootout. However, it turns out that Troy has planted a time bomb, with a biological payload that could destroy the entire city of Los Angeles -- and Troy isn't about to say where it is. The only other person who knows the bomb's location is Troy's brother, Pollux (Alessandro Nivola), who is no more helpful than Castor. FBI scientists hatch a plan: they have developed an experimental surgery which would allow them to graft Troy's face temporarily on Archer's head and allow him to question Pollux as if he were his brother. But after Archer has taken Troy's face, Troy regains consciousness and forces the doctors to give him Archer's face. Now the criminal mastermind has the FBI at his disposal, and the lawman is underground with few places to turn. Along with Woo's usual elaborately choreographed action scenes, Face/Off features a number of notable supporting performances, including Joan Allen as Archer's wife, Colm Feore and C.C.H. Pounder as FBI scientists, and Gina Gershon as Troy's loyal but long-suffering girlfriend. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, (more)
The inner-workings of a corrupt Las Vegas casino are exposed in Martin Scorsese's story of crime and punishment. The film chronicles the lives and times of three characters: "Ace" Rothstein (Robert De Niro), a bookmaking wizard; Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci), a Mafia underboss and longtime best friend to Ace; and Ginger McKenna (Sharon Stone, in a role she was born to play), a leggy ex-prostitute with a fondness for jewelry and a penchant for playing the field. Ace plays by the rules (albeit Vegas rules, which, as he reminds the audience in voiceover, would make him a criminal in any other state), while Nicky and Ginger lie, cheat, and steal their respective ways to the top. The film's first hour and a half details their rise to power, while the second half follows their downfall as the FBI, corrupt government officials, and angry mob bosses pick apart their Camelot piece by piece. ~ Jeremy Beday, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, (more)
Originally aired as a television mini-series, this all-star filmization of Stephen King's gripping epic of good versus evil chronicles the episodic adventures of a disparate group of people who struggle to reestablish civilization after a man-made catastrophe wipes out most of the world's population. The world abruptly ends when a deadly virus accidentally escapes from a government sponsored biological warfare laboratory. Soon people are dropping like flies from the plague, but a few survive and find themselves strangely compelled to head into the West. Good-hearted people follow the voice of an ancient black woman and head for Boulder, Colorado. Bad people follow the enigmatic Walkin' Dude to Las Vegas. It is only a matter of time before the two sides are forced into a climactic battle over the final fate of humanity. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Gary Sinise, Molly Ringwald, (more)
- 1993
This buddy film is set in San Francisco chronicles the friendship between a moronic rich boy and a middle-aged, cynical jazz pianist. The young man, Rufus hails from tiny Pacific Heights. He leaves home after his father demands he go to Dartmouth. He stays with Ellman, a guitarist in the rock band that Rufus plays the drum in. It is Ellman who meets Jerry, a jazz pianist, whom Ellman persuades to join the band. Jerry is still bitter from an early chance at fame within the jazz circuit. Somehow Jerry and Rufus become friends. Included in the film are many blues, jazz, and rock songs. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Joe Bob Briggs
Until its last 10 minutes or so, this filmed biography of controversial recording star Jerry Lee Lewis plays like a live-action cartoon. As played by Dennis Quaid, "the killer" is a very mixed-up individual: a saintly sinner, a world-wise naif, a skilled performer with zero sense of discipline, a loving husband who uses his wife for a punching bag. The story takes place during the years 1956 through 1958, as Lewis rises to the top of the charts with such hits as "Crazy Arms," "A Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On," and the title tune. Along the way, he falls in love with his second cousin Myra (Winona Ryder), eventually marrying the girl. When it is revealed that Myra is only 13 years old, Lewis is condemned as a molester and pervert by the public (his disastrous tour of England during this crisis is depicted in hilarious Tex Avery fashion). After establishing a brisk, satirical tone through most of the proceedings, the film plummets into heavy dramatics in its final portions, jarring disastrously with all that has gone before. Otherwise, Quaid is terrific as Lewis (expertly lip-synching to the original records,) and Ryder is equally good as the long-suffering Myra. Featured in the cast are Alec Baldwin as Jerry's cousin Jimmy Swaggart (the same!), Michael St. Gerard as Lewis' great rival Elvis, and Steve Allen as himself. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder, (more)
- 1989
- R
Roger Corman's production company does it again with this fast-paced, funny send-up of grade "B" movie-making. Like the first Hollywood Boulevard, this story is set at the kitschiest production company in Tinsel Town, Miracle Pictures. The trouble begins during the filming of Barbarian Goddesses of the Amazon It seems someone has been bumping off the studio's buxom starlets. Poor studio head Max Miranda is frantic to find new ones. When toothsome Candy Chandler slinks in, someone mistakes her for an extra and rushes her into the set for Barbarian, where Max becomes instantly enamored and begins promising her that she will be the studio's brightest young star, something that doesn't set well with jealous diva Mary Randolph. Corman fans will again be delighted by the many clips from earlier New World films and by the many inside jokes. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Over ten years after making the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Tobe Hooper returns to his deranged family of reclusive cannibals for another round of chainsaw chases and non-stop screaming. Hooper brings a real budget this time (having recently directed Poltergeist for Steven Spielberg) and the talents of veteran make-up artist Tom Savini. This means he can make things bigger, louder, and gorier than ever before -- and they are. He also brings a wacky, self-deprecating sense of humor, as if deliberately flaunting Texas Chainsaw Massacre's status as one of the first and still greatest "splatter" movies. The result is an impish take-off on the original film (and contemporary horror movies in general) that elevates its own clichés -- buckets of blood and gore, droll dialogue, the screaming female lead -- to the level of high camp. The movie is loosely concerned with a small-town disc jockey named "Stretch" (Caroline Williams, who does most of the screaming) and an embittered Texas Ranger named "Lefty" (Dennis Hopper). They team up and decide to put an end to the murderous activities of the Sawyer family once and for all (that is, of course, until Texas Chainsaw Massacre III). The real highlight of the film is when Stretch and Lefty find their way into the Sawyer family hideout -- a ruinous, winding abattoir underneath an abandoned amusement park -- and engage in a chainsaw-battle-to-the-death with Leatherface (Bill Johnson) and the rest of the clan. Jim Siedow is back from the first film as the acerbic Drayton Sawyer, the family cook and owner of the Last Roundup Rolling Grill. Chop-Top (Bill Moseley) and Leatherface do most of the movie's dirty work. ~ Anthony Reed, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, (more)
- 1985
This concert film is a document of drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs' comedy act. ~ Jason Ankeny, All Movie Guide
- 1984
It's Halloween, and Mel (Vic Tayback) dresses for the occasion as his favorite comic-book superhero Captain Galaxy, replete with cape and winged headband. En route to a Halloween party, the costumed Mel manages to foil a bank robbery. The ensuing publicity leads the swell-headed Mel to conclude that his future lies in being a "caped crusader" for all seasons! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
