Uschi Digard Movies
A noted Australian researcher and sexologist presents his findings concerning the Top Ten female sexual fantasies in lusty detail in this erotic pseudo-documentary. Watch as beautiful women engage in incestuous intercourse, find religion in most unusual places, make love to each other, and use pain to pleasure the men in their lives. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- 1973
A wooded area of the Pacific Northwest where a Bigfoot-type beast has been sighted happens to be just the place where several various groups of women decide to sunbathe and romp around nude. They are captured by the Bigfoot and taken to his cave. Then the beast spots a naked couple in the woods, scares the man off and captures the girl. Two armed ex-convicts arrive looking for a hidden treasure and terrorize everybody who's left. The Bigfoot and an old hermit save the day. Lots of naked women (one of whom is future porn-star Colleen Brennan), long softcore sex scenes, bad monster makeup -- if that's what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. ~ Brian Gusse, All Movie Guide
- 1972
Few films have disgusted and outraged the Hollywood community from top to bottom as thoroughly as this one. Though it purports to be a documentary/docudrama based on filmmaker Kenneth Anger's book Hollywood Babylon, it uses the book's theme -- scandals in the early Hollywood era -- as a takeoff point for making a softcore porn film. That in itself would not be cause for particular disgust. What arouses professional scorn is that it rehashes nearly every salacious rumor ever heard in Hollywood from the 1920s to the '70s. Even that, perhaps, might not have so deeply offended the movie world, if it were not so clear that the makers of this film had money-grubbing rather than honest muckraking in mind. As it stands, the movie violates just about every ethical standard going, without actually breaking the law. Abounding in simulated sex with unknown actors standing in for their famous counterparts, it has a certain stomach-churning fascination. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- 1971
The world may be just a "B" Movie, but this low-budget flick only gets a "D." It is the story of two bank robbers. One of them spends his cash and time ogling the mammary glands of innumerable topless waitresses. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- 1971
Sexploitation vet John Tull stars as Sammy Beal, a less-than-scrupulous boxing manager whose current protégé is virginal country boy Johnny (Steven Hodge). Half-pint Sammy is a walking textbook example of Napoleon complex: when he's not screaming his sweaty head off at Johnny or punch-drunk assistant Benny Bravo (George "Buck" Flower"), he's mauling and berating any woman that comes within grabbing distance (including sexploitation mainstays Rene Bond and Uschi Digart, whose poolside romp with Tull should please her fans). Naturally, he dissolves into a whimpering man-baby immediately after sex. Johnny's rough-hewn skill at the sweet science catches the eye of cigar-chomping mobster Louie Gardino Frank Finklehoffer, who dispatches comely B-girl Lisa (Mirka) to distract him from his training. The naïve puglist naturally falls for her voluptuous charms, but trouble rears its head when he catches her in a bedroom tussle with Sammy. Things rapidly come to an ugly end for all involved. ~ Paul Gaita, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- John Tull, Steven Hodge, (more)
- 1969
In this exploitation western, a renegade unit of Confederates conspire to rob a Union payroll wagon. Unfortunately, they don't realize that the war is over when they ride into a little town to await the shipment. While there, they amuse themselves by raping and murdering the townsfolk. Fortunately a brave African servant manages to escape and make it safely to an encampment of newly freed slaves. They rush back to the town and fight the rebels to the death. This film is filled with graphic violence and sex. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Comedy writers David and Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrahams of Airplane and The Naked Gun fame got their start at the University of Wisconsin at Madison, when they formed a theatrical group known as The Kentucky Fried Theater. The Kentucky Fried Movie is based on the KFT's gag-filled theatrical skits. Including well-known stars such as Bill Bixby, Donald Sutherland, Tony Dow, George Lazenby and Henry Gibson, the film has over 22 different segments of varying lengths. Some are seconds long. Longer segments include such highlights as: "Zinc Oxide," which spoofs school educational films; "Cleopatra Schwartz," a spoof of female blaxploitation action films, whose heroine is married to a rabbi; "Sex Record," which depicts a couple who are attempting to follow the step-by-step instructions of a how-to-do-it record; "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble," and "A Fistful of Yen," (the longest episode), which is an elaborate spoof of martial-arts films. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Donald Sutherland, George Lazenby, (more)
Sequel to the 1970 Chesty Anderson sex comedy by the same director, this lame story with jokes to match focuses on the aptly-named Chesty (Shari Eubank), still a WAVE in the U.S. Navy, but now she is after the Mafioso who killed her younger sister. Chesty's allies are three of her similarly-proportioned friends in the Navy, and her enemies are the Baron (Frank Campanella) and his pal Vincent (Timothy Agoglia Carey) -- Vincent carries the show with his invented, eccentric way of walking and the pseudo-Italian he spouts at a moment's notice. Meant to be a conveyance for stunts and gags, and a showcase for the women, this film does introduce a government agent (Fred Willard) who ultimately pays more attention to the resolution of the plot than anyone else around. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Shari Eubank, Dorri Thompson, (more)
- 1975
- R
Schlock abounds in this trashy drama that follows a would-be swinger, a noted suburban lawyer, down a ruinous, blood-covered road. The trouble begins when the attorney tires of life in the slow lane and suggests that he and his wife join a swinging couple's club and do a little spouse swapping. Oh, it's jolly fun at first. But then he begins suspecting that wifey is having too much fun with the other hubbies and so begins killing them one by one. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Gary Kent
- 1974
- R
Mark L. Lester directed this exploitation feature that treats sex, violence, and sensationalism with love and affection. The story concerns a bloody turf battle between Smith (John Martino), a mob hit man, and independent gun moll Anna (Lieux Dressler) over Anna's prostitution and theft operation, originating out of a highway truck stop. Helping Anna to fight for her right to promote thievery and debauchery is her well-endowed daughter Rose (Claudia Jennings). As the plot and plenty of flesh is revealed, Rose is coaxed to Smith's side of the field with the incitement of some long green, while the body count on both sides continues to rise. ~ Paul Brenner, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Claudia Jennings, Lieux Dressier, (more)
- 1973
- R
Tara B. True is the airline hostess with the mostest. While at work she affects the demeanor of a rather introverted, serious stewardess, but as soon as the plane lands, she doffs her mousy brown wig and turns into a blonde bombshell with a black belt in karate who, when not fighting crime, seeks to satisfy her hunger for manly affection. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
This second-string Sam Peckinpah action film features James Caan as ex-CIA agent Mike Locken, who has retired due to injuries received at the hands of his ex-partner George Hansen (Robert Duvall). But Mike is lured out of retirement to protect Yuen Chung (Mako), an Asian political leader. There's a contract out on Yuen Chung's life -- and the killer assigned to rub out Yuen Chung is none other than Mike's former partner, George Hansen. The confrontation between the two leads to a showdown on a decaying naval vessel between Mike's forces and a group of ninja warriors. ~ Paul Brenner, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- James Caan, Robert Duvall, (more)
