Richard Deacon Movies
Very early in his stage career, Richard Deacon was advised by Helen Hayes to abandon all hopes of becoming a leading man: instead, she encouraged him to aggressively pursue a career as a character actor. Tall, bald, bespectacled and bass-voiced since high school, Deacon heeded Ms. Hayes' advice, and managed to survive in show business far longer than many of the "perfect" leading men who were his contemporaries. Usually cast as a glaring sourpuss or humorless bureaucrat, Deacon was a valuable and highly regarded supporting-cast commodity in such films as Desiree (1954), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Kiss Them For Me (1957), The Young Philadelphians (1959) and The King's Pirate (1967), among many others. Virtually every major star who worked with Deacon took time out to compliment him on his skills: among his biggest admirers were Lou Costello, Jack Benny and Cary Grant. Even busier on television than in films, Richard Deacon had the distinction of appearing regularly on two concurrently produced sitcoms of the early 1960s: he was pompous suburbanite Fred Rutherford on Leave It to Beaver, and the long-suffering Mel Cooley on The Dick Van Dyke Show. Deacon also co-starred as Kaye Ballard's husband on the weekly TV comedy The Mothers-in-Law (1968), and enjoyed a rare leading role on the 1964 Twilight Zone installment "The Brain Center at Whipples." In his last decade, Richard Deacon hosted a TV program on microwave cookery, and published a companion book on the subject. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie GuideRob (Dick Van Dyke) has purchased a brand-new car, and is so paranoid over the notion of incurring the tiniest of scratches that he bans Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) from using the vehicle. Unfortunately, Laura is forced to drive the car to take Ritchie to school -- and just as unfortunately, when she comes home she finds that the car has not only been scratched, but the scratch runs the entire length of the chassis! Nervously, she prepares to tell Rob the bad news, only to be cowed into silence when her husband threatens to sue whoever defaced his precious auto. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Ann Morgan Guilbert, (more)
Rob (Dick Van Dyke) becomes temporary producer of "The Alan Brady Show" when temperamental guest star Paula Marshall (Lola Albright) refuses to work with Mel Cooley (Richard Deacon). Because Paula is one of Rob's favorite performers, Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) is none too happy that her husband and the sexy celebrity will be in such close quarters. As it turns out, however, Rob's problem is not avoiding Paula's charms, but instead trying to figure out a diplomatic way to make her stop being so egotistical and disruptive on the set. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Lola Albright, Richard Deacon, (more)
Rob (Dick Van Dyke) plans to devote an episode of "The Alan Brady Show" to a showcase of famous old radio comedians. The staff has no trouble lining up such venerable talent as Bert Gordon (the "Mad Russian" of The Eddie Cantor Show fame) and Arlene Harris (whose "Chatterbox" routines were a highlight of Al Pierce and His Gang). But when Rob approaches Edwin Carp (Richard Haydn), the tweedy "Fish Man" of many a classic radio variety series, Carp refuses to emerge from retirement -- and for a very strange reason. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Haydn, Arlene Harris, (more)
Doris Singleton, best known to TV comedy fans as the nearsighted Caroline Appleby on I Love Lucy, appears in this episode as magazine writer Lorraine Gilman. Preparing a story on "The Alan Brady Show," Lorraine wants to sit in on a typical writing session. Head writer Rob (Dick Van Dyke) is dead-set against the idea, worrying that Lorraine's presence will result in wholesale ego-tripping and one-upsmanship on the part of himself, Buddy (Morey Amsterdam), and Sally (Rose Marie). As it turns out, Rob's instincts are on target -- but not entirely for the reasons that he had listed. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In this classic episode, Rob (Richard Deacon) becomes obsessed with the notion that he's going bald. A trip to the barber (Ned Glass) doesn't provide much comfort, though Rob does come home with a hair-restoring formula that rather resembles a salad (and smells like one too). The situation is brilliantly played to the hilt with an unforgettable "double nightmare" climax, which not only sends the audience up the garden path twice, but also manages to throw in a quickie spoof of The Amazing Colossal Man! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Ned Glass, (more)
It looks like the friendship between Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke) and Jerry Helper (Jerry Paris) has come to an end. In explaining the conflict to Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), Rob explains that he and Jerry nearly came to blows over a "fundamental difference in political ideologies." It certainly sounds a lot better than the truth, wherein the two neighbors had a set-to over the topic of crabgrass! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jerry Paris, Ann Morgan Guilbert, (more)
The usually ungenerous Mel Cooley (Richard Deacon) invites Rob (Dick Van Dyke), Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), Buddy (Morey Amsterdam), and Sally (Rose Marie) to spend a weekend at a fishing lodge -- only he forgets to make reservations. As a result, the gang is billeted at a vacant lakeside cabin, which, according to the somewhat sinister caretaker, happens to be haunted! Naturally, the foursome doesn't believe such nonsense, until strange things begin to happen. The best line in this chillingly hilarious episode is uttered by Rob: "Buddy, will you stop acting like Lou Costello and come to bed?" ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Milton Parsons, (more)
In his efforts to help Tim (Bill Bixby) pay his household expenses, Uncle Martin (Ray Walston) tries to raise money by creating paintings in the exact styles of such famous artists as Van Gogh. The plan backfires when it is Tim, rather than Martin, who is lauded as an artistic genius--and as a result, Tim is coerced into giving a public demonstration of his painting process! Richard Deacon of The Dick Van Dyke Show fame makes his second My Favorite Martian appearance, this time in the role of a wealthy art patron. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Rob (Dick Van Dyke) is in a pickle when one of the "Alan Brady Show" dancers, 18-year-old Joan Delroy (Cheryl Holdridge), develops a crush on him. Although Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) finds the whole thing amusing, Rob can't see the humor in it. Not only is he old enough to be Joan's "father...er, older brother...er, younger father," but her incessant fawning is getting in the way of his work. In desperation, Rob tries to scare off Joan by pretending to be a "wolf" -- whereupon Joan's hotheaded boyfriend Ernie (Jimmy Murphy) takes retribution! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Cheryl Holdridge, (more)
During a lunchtime interview with Diane Moseby (Valerie Yerke) a reporter from "Newstime" who is doing a cover story on Alan Brady, Rob (Dick Van Dyke) is joined by Laura (Mary Tyler Moore). Thereafter, no matter how hard Rob tries to convince Diane that most of the credit for "The Alan Brady Show"'s success should go to the star and co-writers Buddy (Morey Amsterdam) and Sally (Rose Marie), Laura can't keep herself from butting in, insisting that Rob and Rob alone is the most important person on the show. When the article is published, Rob is spotlighted, with Buddy and Sally (and even Alan!) shunted to the background. It goes without saying that the air gets pretty thick around "The Alan Brady Show" after that...and Rob's efforts to remedy the situation only serve to make matters worse! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Valerie Yerke, Richard Deacon, (more)
In the first episode of a two-part story, Sally (Rose Marie) is invited to appear on "The Stevie Parsons Show," a popular late-night chat-fest. She scores such a hit that Parsons (Dick Patterson) invites her back several times -- and before long, she is being courted as a regular guest. Only one problem: Sally's extracurricular activities are forcing Rob (Dick Van Dyke) and Buddy (Morey Amsterdam) to write "The Alan Brady Show" all by themselves -- and without Sally's input and influence, the two partners are at each other's throats in a matter of seconds! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Dick Patterson, (more)
Toward the end of Jerry Lewis's Paramount studio period, Lewis slapped together this bitter comedy about Hollywood phoniness and fame that has to be the most rancid portrait of the Hollywood star system in the Rat Pack era this side of Clifford Odets. When a famous entertainer suddenly is killed in an airplane crash, his team of flunkies -- producer Caryl Fergusson (Everett Sloane), writer Chic Wymore (Phil Harris), press agent Harry Silver (Keenan Wynn), director Morgan Heywood (Peter Lorre in his final film role), valet Bruce Alden (John Carradine), and secretary Ellen Betz (Ina Balin) -- decide to continue their life style by finding a complete unknown and manufacturing him into a Hollywood star. That unknown turns out to be the nervous and inept bellboy Stanley Belt (Jerry Lewis). They train Stanley to become an over-night singing sensation, and despite a disastrous recording session and a failed nightclub performance, the public relations blitz makes Stanley's recording of "I Lost My Heart in a Drive-In Movie" a smash single. So much so that Stanley is given a shot at appearing on "The Ed Sullivan Show." Expecting the worst, Stanley's management team abandons him right before his performance. But Stanley musters up enough confidence to go on the live program alone and manages to surprise his pessimistic ex-staff. A collection of Hollywood celebrities circa 1964 --George Raft, Ed Wynn, Ed Sullivan, Mel Torme, Rhonda Fleming and Hedda Hopper -- make cameo appearances. High spots include an apocalyptic music lesson with voice teacher Dr. Mule-rrr (Hans Conried), Ed Sullivan performing a bizarre impersonation of himself, and an ending that would make even Jean-Luc Godard blush. ~ Paul Brenner, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jerry Lewis, Ina Balin, (more)
Gas company executive Borden T. Pike (Richard Deacon) wants to lay a new pipe in the basement of the Munster mansion. Unfortunately, Pike's employees run away in terror whenever they catch a glimpse of the monstrous (but harmless) Munster family. Figuring that the Munsters are deliberately frightening away his minions so that they can force up the price on their property, Mr. Pike decides that it is time to pay a visit to the family himself...and guess what happens next! Former child star Jane Withers appears as Mrs. Pike, while future One Day at a Time regular Pat Harrington Jr. also shows up in a supporting role. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Wally (Tony Dow) and Eddie (Ken Osmond) get jobs parking cars at what Fred Rutherford (Richard Deacon) describes as the biggest social event of the season. Wally, of course, is up to the job, and has no trouble dealing with his wealthy clientele and their expensive vehicles. Alas, Eddie parks Mr. Rutherford's car in a restricted zone -- and when the owner returns, the car has been towed away. Nor is Eddie the only one in trouble: it seems that Wally got him the job! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Ken Osmond, Frank Bank, (more)
Beaver (Jerry Mathers) is thrilled that he's been chosen to appear on "Teen-Age Forum," a local television discussion show. On the day Beaver is scheduled to make his TV debut, his parents tune in, his friends tune in, and his teacher and principal tune in. But where's Beaver? Well, it seems that no one told him (or anyone else) that the show is taped a week in advance.... ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Doris Packer, (more)
The world is astonished when Lumpy (Frank Bank) gets a sports scholarship for which Wally (Tony Dow) was turned down. Showing no hard feelings, Wally (Tony Dow) decides to throw a party to congratulate his friend. Under these circumstances, how will Lumpy be able to tell anyone that the scholarship board changed their mind about him when they took a good look at his grades? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Frank Bank, Ken Osmond, (more)
Lumpy (Frank Bank) has been playing pranks on Wally (Tony Dow) and Eddie (Ken Osmond), the most recent of which involved planting cherry bombs in their car. Thirsting for revenge, Eddie and Wally chain Lumpy's car to a tree, then stand by to wait for the hilarious results. Alas, the gag doesn't work quite as planned, and before long Lumpy's car has been expensively torn in half -- and worse, the chain used had Ward Cleaver's name on it! ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Ken Osmond, Frank Bank, (more)
This frantic comedy finds Raymond (Jerry Lewis) working in a department store. Mr. Tuttle (John McGiver) is the watchful owner, whose outspoken wife Phoebe (Agnes Moorehead) makes no secret about her feelings that Raymond is an incompetent boob. Barbara (Jill St. John) is the pretty elevator operator, and unknown to Raymond, the boss' daughter. Quimby (Ray Walston) is the floor manager who has more of an eye for the ladies than his job at the store. Raymond proceeds to wreck every department in the store, earning new positions with each mishap. Two of the many sight gags are when Raymond is sent to paint the top of a flagpole and a hilarious vacuum cleaner demonstration that naturally goes awry. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jerry Lewis, Jill St. John, (more)
In this western, an ex-officer for the confederate Army becomes a Texas cattle rancher. He and his fellow ranchers are dismayed when they learn that the coming railroad intends on bypassing their ranches. The rancher then leaves his land to begin fighting the railroad. Meanwhile the railroad executives have hired Wild Bill Hickok, Buffalo Bill Cody, and Calamity Jane to defend their decision against the rancher and his guerrilla gang. When the marauders are finally surrounded by the Army and it looks as if they will die, the three western legends suddenly ride in to save them. They then all band together to convince the railroad that the Texas ranchers desperately need their services. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Martin (Ray Walston) knows that the government's new $2 billion space project is doomed to fail--but of course he can't tell anyone without revealing the fact that he's a Martian. So Tim cooks up a subterfuge whereby he will write an editorial based on an "anonymous" letter to the editor concerning the expensive project. As a result, the Government becomes convinced that Tim is a Russian spy--thereby setting up a hilarious "lie detector" scene involving an imperious psychiatrist played by the inimitable Richard Deacon. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) simply can't understand why Rob (Dick Van Dyke) has not yet shown up at a get-together at the Petrie home with her Aunt Mildred (Amzie Strickland) and Uncle Edward (Harold Peary). What Laura doesn't know is that, earlier in the day, Rob had incurred an accidental head injury with what he thought was a prop violin but which turned out to be the genuine article. Suffering from temporary amnesia, Rob has wandered off to faraway Red Hook, NJ, where, identifying himself as "Antonio Stradivarius," he is currently the star attraction at a wild party!. How is he going to explain this one to Laura once he recovers his wits? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Sallie Janes, (more)
For the third year in a row, PTA president Mrs. Billings (Eleanor Audley) hornswoggles Rob (Dick Van Dyke) into directing the annual charity show. This time around, Buddy (Morey Amsterdam) and Sally (Rose Marie) help Rob out by writing the material, but the problems of casting the right people for the right roles remain as troublesome as ever. Things come to a head when Rob must choose between his wife Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) and their talented neighbor Anita Lebost (Sylvia Lewis) for the coveted dance-solo spot. This is the episode in which would-be ventriloquist Mel Cooley (Richard Deacon) performs a side-splittingly awful routine with his "little friend Dummy McGee." ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Eleanor Audley, (more)
Dick Van Dyke Show executive producer Sheldon Leonard guest stars as Big Max Calvada, a notorious mob figure who has ostensibly gone legit. Approaching the writing staff of "The Alan Brady Show," Big Max offers to pay them an enormous sum to write a nightclub routine for his nephew Kenny (Jack Larson), an aspiring comedian. Alas, Kenny is utterly bereft of talent, but when Rob (Dick Van Dyke) tries to tell this to Big Max, the mobster merely offers even more money for the monologue -- and also drops a few subtle hints that Rob better do what he's asked if he wants to stay healthy! Ultimately, Kenny makes his professional debut, the disastrous results of which lead to a surprising denouement. Best line: "Have you ever seen a man put on a tie to take a shower?" ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Sheldon Leonard, Richard Deacon, (more)
This half-hour musical comedy-revue is staged as the Christmas episode of "The Alan Brady Show" (though clearly played by Carl Reiner, we still don't see Alan's face, since he is hidden behind a Santa beard). The program is a showcase for Brady staffers Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke), Buddy Sorrell (Morey Amsterdam), Sally Rogers (Rose Marie), and Mel Cooley (Richard Deacon) as well as Rob's wife Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) and son Ritchie (Larry Mathews). Highlights include "I Have Everything But You," an elaborate song-and-dance routine from Rob and Laura (both dressed in Santa suits); Sally's plaintive "Santa, Send Me a Fella"; a cello solo from Buddy ("Jingle Bells," what else?); an a capella choral tribute to Alan Brady, with unexpected interpolations; and the ensemble number "I Am a Fine Musician," previously performed on the second-season episode "The Sam Pomerantz Scandals." What many fans consider the low point of the show, Ritchie's off-key rendition of "The Little Drummer Boy," is generally cut from the syndication prints. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Richard Deacon, Cornell Chulay, (more)
Rob (Dick Van Dyke), Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), Buddy (Morey Amsterdam), Pickles (Joan Shawlee), Sally (Rose Marie), and Mel (Richard Deacon) are invited to spend a weekend at the tourist lodge owned by Rob's old army buddy Sam Pomerantz (Henry Calvin). It so happens that the lodge has a floor show, and the star attraction is comic impressionist Danny Brewster (Lennie Weinrib). Alas, Rob accidentally incapacitates Danny while playing tennis with him. What to do? Why, it's simple: Rob and the gang will stage a lavish "song, dance, and snappy patter" show themselves! This is the episode that features the unforgettable Laurel and Hardy routine, with Dick Van Dyke as Stan and Henry Calvin as Ollie. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide










