Carl Crew Movies
Directed by Eric Fournier, Shaye & Kiki stars Shaye St. John, a woman in a wheelchair who hides her real face behind masks. The film follows the exploits of Shaye and her associate, a decapitated doll. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi
- Starring:
- Shaye Saint John
- 1998
For viewers with the fortitude to endure graphic reenactments of the most terrifying urban legends ever to trickle down the gossip grapevine, this grisly selection of seven stories documented by the F.B.I. is sure to terrify. Stories include, The Crack Head Dentist, Bucky Bob and the Phone Slut, The Vampire Eye Surgeon, and The Broken Needle in the Arm. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- 1992
This is an exploitive documentary of the infamous Milwaukee mass murderer. Though Jeffrey Dahmer was considered a pervert-picking up young boys, getting them drunk and stoned and then having sex-no one suspected him of murder, despite the stench that emanated from his tiny apartment. When he was finally caught, it was revealed that his apartment was a chamber of horrors, where he tortured his young victims to death, then sliced up the bodies and stored the parts in his freezer, among other places. You remembr the headlines, so please don't ask us to go into any more detail. The Secret Life was produced several years before Dahmer was himself murdered in prison. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Carl Crew
- 1988
- R
Danny Warren (Edward Albert) is a former minor-league shortstop who becomes a narc to uncover drug dealing in this situation comedy. Investigating at a high-school adult-education class, he falls for the tempting teacher Katherine, played by the exotic Barbara Carrera. Danny forgets the reward of $10,000 per arrest when he elects to continue his "education." He joins a colorful group of characters that includes ex-cons, illegal aliens, and brain-dead baby boomers who cause more trouble than their younger counterparts. Swimming classes and wine tasting serve as background for a series of comic catastrophes. Danny soon suspects Katherine's colleague Mrs. Grant (Susan Tyrell) of being in cahoots with the drug dealers, and Katherine and Mrs. Grant have a prolonged fight scene that is memorably funny. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi
- Starring:
- Edward Albert, Barbara Carrera, (more)
- 1987
This gross and gory horror-comedy is an intentionally amateurish tribute to Herschell Gordon Lewis' junky 1963 splatter classic Blood Feast. Tasteless and silly, it tells the tale of two dopey brothers who murder diner patrons in order to gather body parts for a "blood buffet" to resurrect an ancient Sumerian goddess. There is plenty of blood and nudity, including a funny naked karate sequence, and lots of in-jokes to please Lewis fans. Some may question whether such a tribute was really necessary, seeing as Blood Feast is generally acknowledged as trash by even its most ardent fans, but those who ask such questions probably wouldn't enjoy this film anyway. Take it for what it's worth and you'll have a good time. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
- Starring:
- Rick Burks, Carl Crew, (more)
