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Hans Conried Movies

Actor Hans Conried, whose public image was that of a Shakespearean ham, was born not in England but in Baltimore. Scrounging for work during the Depression era, Conried offered himself to a radio station as a performer, and at 18 became a professional. One of his earliest jobs was appearing in uncut radio adaptations of Shakespeare's plays, and before he was twenty he was able to recite many of the Bard's lengthier passages from memory. After several years in summer stock and radio, Conried made his screen debut in Dramatic School (1938). Conried's saturnine features and reedy voice made him indispensable for small character roles, and until he entered the service in World War II the actor fluctuated between movies and radio. Given a choice, Conried would have preferred to stay in radio, where the money was better and the parts larger, but despite the obscurity of much of his film work he managed to sandwich in memorable small (often unbilled) appearances in such "A" pictures as Once Upon a Honeymoon (1942), The Big Street (1942) and Passage to Marseilles (1944). While in the army, Conried was put in charge of Radio Tokyo in postwar Japan, where he began his lifelong hobby of collecting rare Japanese artifacts; the actor also had a near-encyclopedic knowledge of American Indian lore. As big-time radio began to fade during the late 1940s and early 1950s, Conried concentrated more on film work. He was awarded the starring role in the bizarre musical 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (1952), written by his friend Dr. Seuss; unfortunately, the studio, not knowing how to handle this unorthodox project, cut it to ribbons, and the film was a failure. Later he was engaged for a choice co-starring role in Cole Porter's Broadway musical Can Can; in addition, he became a favorite guest on Jack Paar's late-night TV program, popped up frequently and hilariously as a game show contestant, and in 1957 made the first of many special-guest visits as the imperishable Uncle Tonoose on The Danny Thomas Show. Cartoon producers also relied heavily on Conried, notably Walt Disney, who cast the actor as the voice of Captain Hook in the animated feature Peter Pan, and Jay Ward, for whom Conried played Snidely Whiplash on The Bullwinkle Show and Uncle Waldo on Hoppity Hooper. In 1963, Jay Ward hired Conried as the supercilious host of the syndicated comedy series Fractured Flickers. Conried cut down on his TV show appearances in the 1970s and 1980s, preferring to devote his time to stage work; for well over a year, the actor co-starred with Phil Leeds in an Atlanta production of Neil Simon's The Sunshine Boys. Just before his death, Conried was cast in a recurring role on the "realistic" drama series American Dream, where he was permitted to drop the high-tone Shakespearean veneer in the gruff, down-to-earth part of Jewish oldster Abe Berlowitz. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
1982  
 
In this children's fantasy, a lad finds himself magically sent back to ancient Egypt where he and the young King Tut team up to stop their evil and overly ambitious elders. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1981  
 
Officially premiering April 27, 1981, the weekly TV drama American Dream was preceded by a 90-minute pilot film, telecast April 26. The six-member Novak family, headed by Marshall Field employee Danny Novak (Stephen Macht), moves from the comfort of suburban Arlington Heights to inner-city Chicago (gosh only knows why). Danny's wife Donna (Karen Carlson) approves of the move, while sons Casey and Todd (Tim Waldrip and Michael Hershewe) want no part of it. The Novak's new neighbors include feisty, combatitive Paula Navarro (Helen Rubio), and old philosophical realtor Berlowitz (Hans Conreid). The American Dream series itself lasted two months; for details of the compromises and the broken dreams that led to its demise, see media critic Todd Gitlin's 1984 book Inside Prime Time. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1981  
 
Santa is faced with yet another threat of a ruined Christmas as a bunch of meddling trolls are up to normal trollish antics in this animated adventure. ~ Kristie Hassen, Rovi

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1981  
 
The two-part TV movie Through the Magic Pyramid stars Chris Barnes as a contemporary youngster who is whisked back to the days of King Tut. Neither the Egyptian ruler nor his minions are any match for the Yankee resourcefulness of Master Barnes, as he wriggles in and out of various misadventures. Among the people who cross Chris' path in Days Gone By are Hans Conried, Vic Tayback, Gino Conforti, and (as Nefertiti) Elaine Giftos. Ron Howard executive-produced and directed, while Ron's dad Rance Howard coproduced and wrote the script. Through the Magic Pyramid was originally offered in two one-hour helpings, which first aired December 6 and 13, 1981. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1981  
 
Based on the beautifully illustrated best-seller by Brian Froud and Alan Lee, this animated tale takes a look at the fantastical, delicate lives of the mythical wee folk. ~ Iotis Erlewine, Rovi

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1980  
 
When two crooks meet up with a lovable orphan (and his dog) the crooks are changed into loving, caring people. ~ Rovi

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1980  
PG  
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In this mild sequel to the 1977 appearance of George Burns as God, the Heavenly Father shows up again, this time to talk to Tracy (Louanne), a young girl whose earthly father (David Birney) is in the advertising business. God's intention is to promote himself among the children first. Tracy comes up with a way to further awareness of the Supreme Being with posters and graffiti that say "Think God." She and her classmates set out on this campaign, but Tracy ends up facing a phalanx of psychiatrists for talking to an invisible God. Being who He is, God decides to finally make an appearance for the benefit of everyone. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
George BurnsSuzanne Pleshette, (more)
 
1979  
 
In the conclusion of a two-part story, Mel (Vic Tayback) has come to regreat his decision to sell his diner to the imperious Randolph Briggs (Hans Conried), but unfortuantely Briggs refuses to sell it back. Also in a regretful mood is Alice (Linda Lavin), whose apartment has become the location for Mel's new restaurant. In order to get Mel out of her hair and back behind his own company, Alice must resort to a disguise--and soon shows up at the old diner as a very contrary senior citizen. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
In the first episode of a two-part story, Mel (Vic Tayback) finally gives up the restaurant business and sells his diner. The girls wonder if their new boss will be nicer or meaner than the departed Mel. The answer comes with depressing suddenness when they meet the new proprietor: A strict, anal-retentive taskmaster named Randolph Briggs (portrayed "con brio" by the great Hans Conried). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
This program is part of a series that chronicles the stories of some of the great heroes of the Old Testament of the Bible. The colorful stories have made an indelible mark on Western consciousness, as they illustrate great spiritual truths in the plain narratives about ordinary people. This episode tells the story of Daniel who had a gift for interpreting dreams. This asset aids him in his audience with King Nebachadnezzar, who wants very much to understand a dream that has been troubling him. The ensuing drama is one of the most beloved stories in the Christian repertoire, exemplifying the importance of faith in an all-powerful God. ~ Rose of Sharon Winter, Rovi

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1978  
 
Hoping to become a medical assistant, Shirley (Cindy Williams) begins attending night school--and wherever Shirley goes, Laverne (Penny Marshall) must follow whether she wants to or not. Once in class, the girls are at the mercy of militaristic German professor Wilner, played by the immortal Hans Conried. But the fun doesn't really begins until our heroines desperately try to reassemble a skeleton that Shirley has accidentally broken. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1978  
G  
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Zunar J5/90 Doric 4-7, also known as Jake, is an alien cat who crash-lands on earth. He heads off to the nearest scientist to find gold ($120,000 worth!) in order to repair his spaceship. Jake reveals that he can predict the winners in sporting events and soon the military is trying to track him down. The plot becomes more complicated when a wacky veterinarian inadvertently puts Jake into a deep sleep; now he must hide the alien cat from government authorities. The Cat from Outer Space was written by cartoonist Ted Key, who also wrote other Disney family fare, including Gus and The $1,000,000 Duck. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Ken BerrySandy Duncan, (more)
 
1978  
 
Based on a folk tale from Russia, Magic Pony features several familiar faces. It centers around a youth (Johnny Whitaker, the perennial Disney favorite) who must save a magical kingdom from its evil overlord (Jim Backus, Mr. Howell from Gilligan's Island) and rescue the princess (Erin Moran, Joanie from Happy Days). ~ John Bush, Rovi

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1978  
 
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J.R.R. Tolkien's classic book about the Hobbit Bilbo Baggins and his unexpected adventures came to life in this animated, televised adaptation by Rankin-Bass Productions. Enthusiasts of Tolkien's lengthy and more demanding Lord of the Rings trilogy, as well as adult readers of The Hobbit, may be disappointed by this somewhat simplified adaptation of the book, though children and first-time readers of Tolkien will appreciate its whimsical introduction to the fictional world of Middle Earth.

As the story goes, "In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit...." Bilbo Baggins would much rather relax in his comfy hobbit-hole or take long walks in the Shire than have adventures. After all, "adventures make one late for dinner." Unfortunately, Gandalf the Wizard shows up one day with other plans for Bilbo. Gandalf introduces Bilbo to a rag-tag band of dwarves whose leader, Thorin Oakensheild, asks Bilbo for help in recovering his family's treasure from the fire-breathing dragon Smaug. Bilbo meekly accepts the offer, and soon finds himself on a long journey through Mirkwood forest, to Smaug's dark lair in the Lonely Mountain. Along the way, the unlikely band is captured and nearly eaten by trolls, shackled and prodded by goblins, tied-up in webs and hung from trees by giant spiders, and finally imprisoned by the swarthy, distrustful woodland elves of Mirkwood. With keen hobbit-wits and a magic ring he finds in the goblin caves, Bilbo manages to free the band on several occasions and helps them recover their lost inheritance.

Understandably, much detail was omitted from Tolkien's novel to fit this made-for-TV adaptation -- most notably the story of the group's encounter with Beorn the shape shifter, and the somewhat complex issue of the Arkenstone, a legendary gem which Bilbo steals from Smaug's treasure-trove unbeknownst to the dwarves. Rankin-Bass Productions made another foray into Middle Earth several years later with The Return of the King, picking up where animator Ralph Bakshi left his unfinished adaptation of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. ~ Anthony Reed, Rovi

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1976  
G  
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Robert Stevenson, Walt Disney Productions' house director, cobbled together his 19th family film for the organization with this slapstick sequel to the Disney comedy The Shaggy Dog (produced 17 years after the fact). Dean Jones plays Wilby Daniels, a lawyer running against the villainous John Slade (Keenan Wynn) for district attorney. His campaign is cast into doubt when he comes upon an ancient ring that transforms him into a fat sheepdog. But the campaign progresses on a level playing field when the unscrupulous Slade finds himself also turned into a canine -- a disgruntled bulldog. Another sequel, The Return of the Shaggy Dog, followed. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi

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Starring:
Dean JonesTim Conway, (more)
 
1973  
R  
This barely released western spoof stars John Astin and Steve Carlson as the con-artist title characters, at large in 1890 Colorado. The comedy is on a "Little Rascals" level, while the action highlights, centered around a gold hunt, are compromised by uncertain staging. Hans Conried provides some of the film's brightest moments as a bombastic, slovenly politician. Erdman himself plays a small role, sharing screen time with such reliables as Jesse White, Pat Carroll, Lee Meriweather and Allyn Joslyn. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1970  
 
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Horton the elephant comes to the rescue again in this video. Horton, with his sensitive hearing, is the only person who can hear the pleas for help from the microscopic world of the Whos, a world so tiny that it fits on a speck of dust. Horton's friends can't comprehend that there are living beings that small, but the Whos manage to make their cries heard just in time. Another Dr. Seuss classic is successfully adapted for the small screen. Recommended for all ages. ~ Heather M. Fierst, Rovi

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1969  
 
In this post WW II comedy, a Nazi-hating German baroness takes care of a deluded American officer who thinks he is still at war. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1969  
 
Master animator Chuck Jones has created this full length fantasy, his first since being name director of MGM's animation department. A young boy (Butch Patrick) is bored with his life in San Francisco and finds himself in a fantasy land where letters and numbers are at war with each other. He drives through the Phantom Tollbooth and into an animated fantasy land. The voices of Mel Blanc, June Foray and Daws Butler are featured in this story taken from the book by Norton Juster. The boy tries to rescue twin Princesses Rhyme and Reason, who have been banished to a castle suspended in mid air above the kingdom. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi

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Starring:
Butch PatrickDaws Butler, (more)
 
1968  
 
When The Monkees are hired to perform at a swank nightclub, seedy magician Mendrek (Hans Conried) is fired. Short on funds, Mendrek sells Micky a monkey's paw, explaining that the object has the power to grant three wishes. What the magician fails to reveal is that the paw is cursed -- which the Monkees find out all too soon. Songs: "Goin' Down" and "Words". Written by Coslough Johnson (with an uncredited posthumous assist from W.W. Jacobs), "The Monkee's Paw" first aired on January 29, 1968. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1968  
 
Hans Conried guest stars as pompous concert violinist Sebastian Stromboli. At first, the Great Stromboli refuses when Jed asks him to give violin lessons to Jethro. But when Jed dangles a 20,000-dollar retainer before Stromboli, the fussy fiddler immediately changes his tune. Comedian Foster Brooks, aka "The Lovable Lush," is cast as Fiddlin' Sam (a character not unlike those Brooks used to play when he was an all-purpose TV personality in Louisville, KY). "The Clampetts Fiddle Around" originally aired on February 28, 1968. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1967  
 
Hans Conried guest stars as Sir Sagramore of Altair, a Quixotic space knight who is kept alive by his four-year quest for the "ferocious" dragon Gundemar. Fascinated by Sagramore's tales of chivalry and courage, Will (Billy Mumy) agrees to act as the knight's page--only to be sorely disillusioned when he discover that Sagramore is only a prevaricating blowhard, and that the supposedly fierce Gundemar is about as lethal as a kitten. This episode features some terrific scenes between those two inveterate hams Hans Conried and Jonathan Harris, as a well as an entertainingly existential finale. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1966  
 
Hans Conried guest stars as Major Bonacelli, a pacifistic Italian POW commandant. Assigned to study under Stalag 17's Col. Klink, Bonacelli would much sooner defect to Switzerland. Ordered to extract information from Bonacelli, Hogan tries to convince the major to work on behalf of the Allies by bribing him with LeBeau's mouth-watering pizza. Written by Arthur Julian, "The Pizza Parlor" first aired on February 11, 1966. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Bob CraneWerner Klemperer, (more)