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Arlene Lorre Movies

1989  
 
In the first episode of a two-part story, Dan (John Larroquette) is lured away from the prosecutor's office with a prestigious job at an A-list law firm. But when he realizes that he's been hired only to get his senior partner's son off on a shoplifting charge, Dan accuses his new boss of bribery--whereupon he himself is charged with blackmail and threatened with disbarment! Meanwhile, Roz (Marsha Warfield) and Christine (Markie Post) agree to simultaneously go on a diet. Parts One and Two of "Branded" were later networkcast as a single hour-long episode on March 21, 1990. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
PG13  
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Another "get even with Hollywood" satire in the tradition of SOB and Movers and Shakers, The Big Picture is an elongated inside joke complete with un-billed celebrity cameos. In this first feature-film directorial effort by actor/writer Christopher Guest, Kevin Bacon plays a "boy wonder" director whose willingness to compromise his ideals allows him to keep afloat in Tinseltown. Bacon's corruption begins when his first Hollywood project, a black-and-white experimental film about an over-40 menage a trois, is distorted beyond recognition into a color, big-budget "youth trip". Bacon hasn't really sold out; he's merely waiting to accrue enough industry clout to strike back at the Philistines in charge. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Kevin BaconEmily Longstreth, (more)
 
1988  
 
In this lively comedy, a womanizing actor dies and is granted a second chance at life on the condition that he remain faithful to only one woman. That's easier said than done, and once he's back on Earth he must choose between a virtuous lass and a shady lady. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Bruce GreenwoodVanessa Angel, (more)
 
1988  
 
Coming into an unexpected financial windfall, Joey (David Coulier) lavishes his new-found wealth on the Tanner girls. Alas, when time comes for him to pay a long-standing debt to Danny (Bob Saget), there's no money left. Using his own special brand of logic, Joey figures that the best way to earn the needed cash is to moonlight as an Elvis Presley impersonator. (Trivia note: David Coulier was coached for his performance in this episode by famous Elvis imitator Pete Wilcox). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1987  
R  
This comical adventure pokes fun at Rambo as it chronicles the exploits of Traxx, a Texas Highway patrolman who leaves the state police to become a soldier-of-fortune in Hadleyville where he gets into baking funky cookies and working as a sort of town bouncer helping to clean up the burg. While there he and the Mayor, Alexandria Cray have a passionate affair. Real trouble comes to town in the form of the fearsome Uzi-toting Guzik brothers who have come to throw the do-gooder out. To draw him out, the nefarious brothers kidnap the town Little League team. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Starring:
Shadoe StevensPriscilla Barnes, (more)
 
1987  
PG13  
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When speaking of Laurel and Hardy's first feature film Pardon Us, Stan Laurel described it as "a three-story building on a one-story base"-in other words, a 2-reeler stretched and bloated into 6 reels. Much the same could be said of Blake Edwards's Blind Date, though one wonders if Stan Laurel could have even gotten two reels out of its wafer-thin premise. At the outset, yuppie Bruce Willis is warned not to let his blind date, southern belle Kim Basinger, drink anything stronger than lemonade. So what does Willis do the first chance he gets? That's right, kids; he plies poor Basinger with champagne. And then he wonders why his life rapidly goes to hell in a handbasket. In his first starring movie role, Bruce Willis manages to find all sorts of nuances in his one-note role, while Kim Basinger is very funny when she's blotto-at least, for the first five minutes or so. John Laroquette costars as a character straight out of a 1920s bedroom farce; he's also pretty good, even though his dialogue is numbingly unamusing. Blake Edwards is famous for his ability to make a lot out of a little...but there has to be a limit somewhere. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Kim BasingerBruce Willis, (more)
 
1985  
R  
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Henry Jaglom, the best professional "home movie" maker in the business, produced, directed, wrote and starred in Always. Also appearing is Jaglom's ex-wife Patrice Townsend, here cast as...his ex-wife. Showing up one night at Jaglom's home to finalize the divorce decree, Townsend is persuaded to stay by her former husband, who hopes to talk her out of dissolving the marriage. Sideline characters include Melissa Leo as Townsend's uninhibited sister, and Alan Rachins as a reclusive type. Mostly improvised, Always attempts to offer up a few sobering truths about relationships. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Patrice TownsendHenry Jaglom, (more)