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Doris Hess Movies

2002  
 
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A carefree night of casual sex finds a commitment-phobic writer/bartender making a connection with a lonely-but-involved girl in this romantic comedy starring former Head of the Class beauty Khrystyne Haje. Greg Lambert (Lawrence H. Toffler) is a bartender whose fear of the opposite sex has restricted his already dwindling social life to a weekly game of poker with the guys. When Gary's best friend Paul (Kevin McClatchy) attempts to help his lonely friend out by setting up a meeting with "sure thing" one-night-stand Aly (aje) and the pair hit it off, Greg and Aly find their tenuous relationship must overcome a series of daunting obstacles to truly endure. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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2001  
PG13  
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One of the short stories in a best-selling collection by author Stephen King becomes this mystery adapted for director Scott Hicks by screenwriter William Goldman, who previously transformed a King story into a box-office hit (Misery, 1990). In the summer of 1960, young Bobby Garfield (Anton Yelchin) is sharing adventures with his best friends Carol (Mika Boorem) and Sully (Will Rothhaar) when an enigmatic lodger named Ted Brautigan (Anthony Hopkins) rents a room in his family's boarding house. Bobby's self-absorbed, widowed mother Liz (Hope Davis) couldn't care less about her son, so Bobby, who is being tormented by local bullies, quickly befriends the otherworldly Ted, becoming his confidante, and reading the paper to him to save the aging man's failing eyesight. Soon, Bobby learns that Ted possesses supernatural gifts, has a haunted past, and is being pursued by sinister men whose intentions are unclear. Hearts in Atlantis co-stars David Morse, who appeared in the previous King adaptation The Green Mile (1999), as the adult Bobby. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Anthony HopkinsAnton Yelchin, (more)
 
1993  
PG  
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This stop-motion animated fable was a big hit when it was released -- not only at the box office, but critically. It was praised for its stunning originality and for the excellence of its execution. In addition, it was praised for being a completely absorbing fable that both grownups and children can enjoy, so long as the children are able to its handle scary bits (beginning perhaps at age seven or eight). In the story, Jack Skellington (voice of Chris Sarandon) is the Pumpkin King of Halloweentown, a realm of reality where the inhabitants make it their life's work to scare humans on Halloween. He's good at his work, and is very popular around town, but it all bores him. In a funk one day, he wanders into a wood where every tree is the doorway to realms serving one or another human holiday, and falls through the doorway into Christmas. There, he sees scenes of such glee and good will that he is overwhelmed. He returns to Halloweentown with the inspiration to persuade his fellow citizens to kidnap Santa and do Christmas in their own Halloweentown way -- complete with snakes and shrunken heads. Despite strong arguments against this project by Jack's otherwise loyal girlfriend, Sally (voice of Catherine O'Hara), Santa (voice of Edward Ivory) is duly captured, and the townspeople prepare a very special Christmas for everyone. Jack is excited about the new plan, and at first doesn't notice that Sally isn't around much anymore. Meanwhile, Oogie Boogie (voice of Ken Page), a sinister opponent of Jack's, has re-kidnapped Santa and has captured Sally as well. Since Sally is the true love of Jack's life and (he eventually realizes) the only one who can be relied upon to tell him the truth in every circumstance, a confrontation with Oogie Boogie becomes inevitable. In addition to being a monumental work of animation (it took over 120 animators and many more technicians more than two years to film it), this show features ten very appropriate musical numbers by composer Danny Elfman, who also supplies Jack's singing voice. In October 2006, fans of the innovative animated classic got to experience The Nightmare Before Christmas in a whole new dimension when the film was re-released into theaters in Disney Digital 3-D -- a process developed to add remarkable new depth to films that were originally released in standard 2-D. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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Starring:
Danny ElfmanChris Sarandon, (more)
 
1992  
 
As indicated by its deliberately misspelled title, this opening episode of Murphy Brown's fifth season is a rebuttal to the "Family Values" speech made by Vice President Dan Quayle after single mother Murphy (Candice Bergen) gave birth at the end of Season Four. Originally telecast as a single 60-minute installment, the season opener has since been divided into two half-hours, the first of which finds Murphy still adjusting to motherhood--which in her case involves finding a suitable name for her newborn, and hiring a nanny who isn't, in Murphy's words a "psychopath" (our heroine goes through three candidates before the episode is half over!) Making life even more difficult for Murphy are the words of VP Quayle, who has gone on record condemning her decision to bear a child out of wedlock as "mocking the importance of fathers"--among other things. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
PG13  
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The first mainstream animated feature film directly aimed at African American audiences, Hyperion Productions' Bebe's Kids is based on a comedy routine by the late Robin Harris. Voiced by Faison Love, Harris endures a "date from hell" when he goes out with the lovely Jamika. His romantic rendezvous is ruined when he is stuck with Jamika's son-as well as Bebe's kids, three little horrors spawned from three different fathers. The worst of the batch is unhousebroken baby Peewee. The film manages within its 74 minute timeframe to skewer such topics as Hip-Hop music, urban riots and whitebread theme parks. Further proof that this is not a Disney flick was provided by the folks from the Motion Picture Production Code office, who bestowed a PG-13 rating upon the film. Bebe's Kids was released theatrically in tandem with the cartoon short Itsy Bitsy Spider, which was later spun off into a TV series. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Faizon LoveVanessa Bell Calloway, (more)
 
1990  
 
In a takeoff of once-popular radio "shock jock" Morton Downey Jr., Dan (John Larroquette) is offered the opportunity to host an in-your-face talk show, where controversy and confrontation is a way of life. Dan soon discovers that he's in way over his head, thanks to the Machiavellian manipulations of the show's producer, Margo Hunter (Susan Anton). Meanwhile, Mac (Charlie Robinson) and Quon Le (Denice Kumagai) encounter innumerable obstacles in their efforts to visit Graceland. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1989  
 
Christine (Markie Post) accepts the invitation for a date from courtroom maintence man Art Fensterman (Mike Finneran). She soon regrets her decision when Art escorts her to his lodge convention, whereupon she is nominated for "Miss Buffalo Queen!" And back in court, Mac (Charlie Robinson) faces embarrassment on a grand scale when his sappy children's story is accidentally posted on the computer for all to see. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1988  
PG13  
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We know we're in a 1988 film when we're invited to laugh at O.J. Simpson in an opening slapstick sequence. We can also pinpoint the year of production when hard-nosed cop Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), during a scuffle with the world's leading dictators, wipes the wine-colored birthmark off the head of Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev. Those wacky ZAZ boys -- David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker -- serve up a feature-length spin-off of their cult favorite TV show Police Squad!. Seeking vengeance when his partner (Simpson) is shot full of holes by drug dealers, dead-pan and dead-brained Lt. Frank Drebin searches for the Mister Big behind it all. Drebin suspects above-reproach shipping magnate Vincent Ludwig (Ricardo Montalban), but he can't prove a thing. Bumped from the force by the mayor (Nancy Marchand), Drebin, with the unexpected assistance of Ludwig's ex-girlfriend (Priscilla Presley), manages to nab the bad guy at a baseball game, where Reggie Jackson has been programmed to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. MGM mogul Irving Thalberg once reportedly told the Marx Brothers, "You can't build jokes on top of jokes." The producers of Naked Gun prove otherwise; indeed, one could develop writer's cramp just listing the gags in the film's first 20 minutes. Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad was followed by two lesser but still hilarious sequels, Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) and Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Leslie NielsenGeorge Kennedy, (more)
 
1988  
PG13  
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Based on a novel by Iris Rainer Dart, Beaches traces the 30-year oil-and-water friendship between free-spirited Bronx Jew CC Bloom (Bette Midler) and uptight San Francisco WASP Hillary Essex (Barbara Hershey). The two meet as children in Atlantic City (played by Mayim Bialik and Marcie Leeds) and are reunited in the 1960s, when CC is a struggling singer and Hillary is trying to break free from her staid upbringing by becoming an activist. The two ladies room together, then fall out when both are attracted to off-Broadway producer John Pierce (John Heard). CC wins John, but she quickly outgrows him as she matriculates into a bawdy performer. The recently patched-up friendship between CC and Hillary is torn asunder again when Hillary and her new husband express distaste for CC's performing style. Comes the 1970s, and CC and Hillary are reunited after shedding their respective spouses. Broke again, they once more become Manhattan roommates. Their bond strengthens, but there is tragedy in store for the duo. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Bette MidlerBarbara Hershey, (more)
 
1987  
PG  
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This screwball comedy casts real-life couple Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn in a film that finds the latter returning to her roots in a role reminiscent of Private Benjamin (1980). Hawn stars as Joanna Stayton, a snooty heiress who summons carpenter Dean Proffitt (Russell) to her lavish yacht, where she wants an expanded closet constructed that will house her valuable wardrobe. When Dean fails to build the closet out of cedar, Joanna haughtily dismisses him without payment. Later, Joanna falls overboard and is struck by another boat, causing amnesia. Seeing her story on the news, Dean constructs an elaborate scheme to pretend that Joanna is his wife, Annie. Soon, the former rich snob is cleaning Dean's home and babysitting his four rambunctious boys. Although at first she's a disaster, "Annie" grows into her role and begins to love being a mom and middle-class wife. When her real husband, Grant (Edward Herrmann), comes looking for her, however, her memory is jogged, and she must decide between a life of privileged ease and a life of happy housework. Overboard was the feature-film debut of writer Leslie Dixon, the granddaughter of famed photographer Dorothea Lange. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Goldie HawnKurt Russell, (more)
 
1985  
PG  
After sitting on the shelf for some time, Teen Wolf was released on the heels of the hugely successful Back to the Future in an attempt to cash in on the huge popularity of star Michael J. Fox. Teen Wolf chronicles the plight of Fox as a small-town nerd who can't seem to score a basket on the court or a point with his dream girl. Things change, however, once he discovers his family's hereditary secret, lycanthrope. As he begins to look hairier and hairier, his team begins to win basketball games and his dream girl begins to show interest in his unusual talent. His story does not progress without complications, however. His best friend, an opportunistic weasel, begins to exploit him beyond his limits of toleration, and his dream girl is captive to the requisite bully boyfriend, who, of course, captains the arch-rival basketball team. And then, to top it all off, Fox's other best friend is in love with him. Unbelievably, this film was a box-office success and eventually inspired an even worse sequel, Teen Wolf Too, several years later -- a film which Fox wisely declined. ~ Jeremy Beday, Rovi

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Starring:
Michael J. FoxJames Hampton, (more)
 
1984  
 
While attending a circus, Vera (Beth Howland) is enchanted by a miniature performing horse. She is also shocked to discover that the horse is being maltreated by its abusive trainer. This explains why Vera has smuggled the horse into the diner--and why the authorities are hot on her hoofs. The villain of the piece is played by Robert Englund, clealry warming up for his more famous role as the monstrous Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare at Elm Street films. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1982  
 
In the conclusion of a two-part story, an innocent Laverne (Penny Marshall) has been arrested for bank robbery along with a loudmouthed radical named Sheba (played by former Saturday Night Live regular Laraine Newman). Handcuffed together, Shirley and Sheba are mistaken for a pair of escaped murderers--who have been slated for execution at midnight! Can Lenny (Michael McKean) and Squiggy (David L. Lander) come to the rescue in the nick of time? (They'd better, otherwise the now Shirley-less Laverne & Shirley will be left with no stars at all!) ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1982  
 
In the first episode of a two-part story, Laverne (Penny Marshall) befriends a girl named Sheba (Laraine Newman), unaware that her new acquaintance is a member of a radical group. Sheba subsequently dupes Laverne into participating in a bank robbery--and as a result, the cops arrest our heroine and haul her off to jail...and thence to Death Row! Ben Powers, who'd later costar with regular Eddie Mekka (Carmine) in an unsold Laverne & Shirley spinoff, is here seen as Aaron. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
Bo (John Schneider) and Luke (Tom Wopat) enthusiastically offer their support to T.C. Rogers, who is running against Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) as Hazzard County's Supervisory Administrator. The boys do this for two important reasons: They want to remove Boss as their probation officer, and the "T.C." stands for Thelma Clare (Pat Klous), who is a lot prettier and a whole lot more desirable than the redoubtable Mr. Hogg. Naturally, a down-and-dirty campaign ensues, with no one "down-er" and dirtier than Boss--who is ultimately foiled by, of all people, Sheriff Roscoe (James Best! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
In the conclusion of a two-part story (originally telecast as a single one-hour episode), Laverne (Penny Marshall) and Shirley (Cindy Williams) have come to regret their impulsive decision to quit their brewery jobs and join the WACS. Now the girls are in the hands of merciless drill sergeant Alvinia T. Plout (Vicki Lawrence). The situation reaches the crisis stage during a series of staged combat games, with L&S caught in the crossfire between the "Red Team" and the "Blue Team". ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1979  
 
In the first half of a two-part story (originally telecast as a single one-hour episode) , Laverne (Penny Marshall) and Shirley (Cindy Williams) decide to pursue new goals when they are denied promotions at the brewery. As result, the girls enlist in the Army as WACS--placing themselves at the mercy of sadistic drill sergeant Alvinia T. Plout (Vicki Lawrence, in her first series appearance). This episode was clearly the inspiration for the Saturday-morning animated spinoff Laverne & Shirley in the Army. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1976  
 
Shirley (Cindy Williams) obsesses over her pet canary, driving everybody crazy. When the bird flies off for parts unknown, Shirley's obsessiveness reaches hitherto unscaled heights--driving everybody even crazier. For the sake of the sanity of greater Milwaukee, Laverne (Penny Marshall) is appointed to help the disconsolate Shirley get her mind off her missing pet. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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