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John Pasquin Movies

2005  
PG13  
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FBI agent-turned-reluctant beauty queen Gracie Hart (played by Sandra Bullock) is taking on both bad guys and high glamour again in this sequel to the comedy smash Miss Congeniality. After her undercover mission at the Miss United States pageant becomes public knowledge, Gracie becomes something of a celebrity, and the FBI uses her notoriety to generate positive PR for the bureau; however, Gracie would like to get back to some solid police work, especially after scuffling with fellow female agent "Sam" Fuller (Regina King), who isn't impressed with Gracie. Despite their differences, the two find themselves working side by side when two of Gracie's pals from the pageant -- contest winner Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns) and master of ceremonies Stan Fields (William Shatner) -- fall victim to kidnappers. As she did on the first film, Sandra Bullock served as both producer and star for Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, while director John Pasquin's credits include several episodes of the situation comedy George Lopez, also produced by Bullock. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Sandra BullockRegina King, (more)
 
2001  
PG  
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Following their television series Home Improvement and the features The Santa Clause (1994) and Jungle 2 Jungle (1997), the actor/director team of Tim Allen and John Pasquin collaborate once again on this high-concept comedy. Allen stars as Joe Scheffer, a nice guy video specialist for a Minneapolis pharmaceutical company who's plodding through both his thankless job and an unhappy divorce from his ex-wife Callie (Kelly Lynch). When Joe brings his daughter Natalie (Hayden Panettiere) to the office with him on Take Our Kids to Work Day, he's humiliated in a spat with company bully Mark McKinney (Patrick Warburton) over a parking space. It's the last straw for the mild-mannered Joe, who challenges McKinney to a rematch, hires a has-been action movie star (Jim Belushi) to instruct him in martial arts, and pays a stylist to make over his wardrobe and hair. As Joe's image improves and the big day approaches, he finds his new self-respecting stance has positive effects in both the workplace, as he lands a long-overdue promotion, and in his romantic life, as both Callie and a cute "wellness coordinator" (Julie Bowen) start warming up to him. The levelheaded Natalie, however, seems to prefer the previously non-confrontational dad she already loved. Joe Somebody (2001) is the feature debut of screenwriter John Scott Shepherd, who actually worked as a corporate filmmaker in Minneapolis. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim AllenJulie Bowen, (more)
 
1997  
PG  
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A man finds the son he never knew he had, and a boy discovers a city he never knew existed, in this comedy. Michael Cromwell (Tim Allen) is a commodities broker who deals in coffee beans; while on a trip to Brazil, Michael is abandoned by his wife, Patricia (JoBeth Williams), an anthropologist who decides to stay behind to study the indigenous tribespeople of the area. Fourteen years later, Michael has decided to marry his new girlfriend, Charlotte (Lolita Davidovich), but since he never formally divorced Patricia, he must go to Brazil, find her, and get her to sign a divorce agreement. Once he arrives, he discovers that there's a bit of a complication -- Patricia was pregnant at the time she left Michael, and she is now the mother of a 13-year-old son, Mimi-Siku (Sam Huntington). Mimi-Siku is about to undergo the manhood rituals of the tribe that adopted Patricia and himself, and when the leader discovers that the boy's father has arrived, he insists that Mimi-Siku should return to the "Stone Island" of Manhattan to get to know his dad. Arriving in New York City with a loincloth and a blowgun, Mimi-Siku has a lot to learn about living in contemporary America. Charlotte is not too happy about discovering that she's about to be a stepmother, while Richard (Martin Short), Michael's business partner, wishes the boy wouldn't eat the tropical fish from his aquarium. Jungle 2 Jungle is an Americanized remake of the French comedy Un Indien Dans la Ville. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim AllenMartin Short, (more)
 
1994  
PG  
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Television sitcom star Tim Allen made his big screen debut with this light, family-friendly holiday comedy. Allen stars as Scott Calvin, the divorced dad of Charlie (Eric Lloyd). Scott is distressed to learn that his ex-wife Laura (Wendy Crewson) and Charlie's psychiatrist stepfather Neal (Judge Reinhold) have informed his son that there is no Santa Claus. While a sullen Charlie visits his dad on Christmas Eve, a noise on the roof brings them outside, where Scott startles the intruder, who tumbles from the roof. It turns out that there is a Santa after all, and Scott has just accidentally killed him. Because of a legal technicality known as "the Santa clause," Scott inherits the jolly old elf's job. As the next year passes, Scott rapidly gains weight, grows a white beard and meets the elf Bernard (David Krumholtz) -- who is the one who really runs the North Pole -- while Charlie regains his Christmas spirit. However, Neal becomes concerned about Scott's sudden change in appearance and insistence that he's Santa, and he forces him to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Director John Pasquin previously directed Allen in the TV series Home Improvement and would team with him again for Jungle 2 Jungle (1997). ~ Karl Williams, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim AllenJudge Reinhold, (more)
 
1993  
 
Complaining of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) clutter, Tim (Tim Allen) vows to rearrange their crowded closet -- but isn't using a sledgehammer a tad extreme? Still, handling this problem is easier than tackling the dilemma posed by son, Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan). Though he loves his dad, Brad would prefer that Tim not hug him in public -- especially not at school, where Tim's display of affection has earned Brad the sobriquet "diaper boy." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Superstitious over the fact that his father died at a comparatively young age, Tim (Tim Allen) is reluctant to finish any of the wills he has started to write. Jill (Patricia Richardson) finds out then wrestles with the option of filling in the blanks herself. Meanwhile, an ominous pronouncement from Wilson (Earl Hindman) -- that the letters in "Tim Taylor," when rearranged, spell "mortality" -- leads Tim's son, Mark (Taran Noah Smith), to conclude that his father is not long for this world. On a lighter note, Tool Time offers its first installment of the "Al Borland Fan Club." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Vicki Lewis makes her first series appearance as Maureen Binford, the new producer of Tool Time -- a job she has gotten because her father is the sponsor. No sooner has she assumed her post than Maureen begins making sweeping -- and ridiculous -- changes in the TV series' format. Unable to turn to any of his usual "sources" for advice (wife Jill [Patricia Richardson] has landed a new job, and even the ubiquitous Wilson [Earl Hindman] is unavailable), Tim Tim Allen steels himself to the challenge of standing up to Maureen all by himself. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
The spectacle of Mario and Michael Andretti playing "name the sound" is but one of the highlights of this episode in which Tim's son, Mark (Taran Noah Smith), comes down with chicken pox. So as not to catch the disease, Tim (Tim Allen) moves in with his TV cohort Al (Richard Karn) -- who is bound and determined to make amends for an on-the-air prank he pulled on Tim. The climax finds Tim reluctantly playing matchmaker (after a fashion) for Al and his attractive neighbor, Cynthia (Debra Engle). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) and Jill (Patricia Richardson) hold a Halloween party for their kids and the kids' friends. Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) and his girlfriend Jennifer (Jessica Wesson) were supposed to show up dressed as Raggedy Ann and Andy -- but Jill has arrived garbed in the manner of Brad's leather-clad rival Danny (Rider Strong). A romantic triangle degenerates into stark, raw terror as the obnoxious Danny is given a guided tour of the Taylors' dreaded "Catacomb of Terror." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
The members of Manhattan Transfer guest star in this Yuletide episode of Home Improvement. New "Tool Time" producer Maureen (Vicki Lewis) again runs afoul of Tim (Tim Allen) when she refuses to let him feature the "Barking Dogs" version of Jingle Bells on his program. In related stories, Al (Richard Karn) goes down a chimney dressed as Santa and gets stuck; and Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) and Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) spend most of the money they've been collecting for the Oak Lane Children's Center, leading to a very special form of punishment from Jill (Patricia Richardson). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
With Jill (Patricia Richardson) otherwise occupied in her new job, Tim (Tim Allen) takes over managing the house. It isn't a pretty picture, especially since Tim disdains Jill's advice and does everything in his own inimitable fashion, from making gingerbread to "fixing" the dryer. And in the latest of her creative brainstorms, Tool Time producer Maureen Binford (Vicki Lewis) comes up with a new segment called "Bachelor's Corner" -- with a most interesting host. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
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Inasmuch as Home Improvement had closed out its first season as the nation's fifth highest-rated TV program, neither its producers nor the ABC network saw the need to make anything but superficial changes for the series' second season on the air. ABC moved the program from its Tuesday night slot to an even better Wednesday-night berth, while one of the recurring characters, long-suffering "Tool Time" assistant Al Borland (Richard Karn), was promoted to "series regular" status. Otherwise, things remained pretty much the same as they'd been during season one. Protagonist Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) was still a fount of wisdom and expertise on his Detroit-based "do it yourself" cable TV series, "Tool Time" but a momument to ineptitude and insensitivity in his own home. Tim's wife, Jill (Patricia Richardson), now employed at a Detroit magazine, continued in her efforts to force culture and class upon her husband, all the while struggling to prevent him from "repairing" the household appliances. The Taylors' three sons -- eleven-year-old Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), ten-year-old Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), and seven-year-old Mark (Taran Noah Smith) -- persisted in causing trouble for themselves and their parents, though it was clear that there was a lot of love and mutual respect in the family's household. Of the remaining characters, ubiquitous neighbor Wilson (Earl Hindman) continued to dispense advice and philosophy to Tim and his brood -- and also continued to remain a somewhat shadowy figure, never showing his face to anyone. Buxom "tool girl" Lisa (Pamela Anderson) was still a fixture of Tim's TV series, seldom saying much but certainly making a big impression whenever she wriggled into camera range. And in a new development, Maureen Binford (Vicki Lewis), ditzy daughter of "Tool Time"'s primary sponsor, became the series' producer, saddling Tim with all manners of idiotic format changes to boost his ratings. Moving from fifth to third place in the real-life ratings, Home Improvement was the second most popular sitcom of 1992-1993, beaten out only by another ABC offering, Roseanne. And for the second year in a row, an Emmy award was bestowed upon the series' director of photography, Donald A. Morgan. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Tim AllenPatricia Richardson, (more)
 
1992  
 
Dave (Tony Carreiro) persuades Tim (Tim Allen) to lie on his behalf. It seems that when he was supposed to be taking Karen (Betsy Randle) to the opera, Dave was seeing another woman. All Tim has to do is claim that he was having lunch with Dave--but Tim's wife Jill (Patricia Richardson) is poised to shatter that alibi. Meanwhile, a makeshift catapult comes into play during the ongoing war between the Taylor kids and the McGurn brothers. And don't miss the spectacular "wood-sniffing" contest on Tool Time. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Season two of Home Improvement begins as Jill (Patricia Richardson) prepares a surprise romantic dinner for husband Tim (Tim Allen). Hoping to tip Tim off to her amorous intentions without making an overt statement, Jill calls up her hubby at Big Mike's. The phone call is pleasant enough but fails to get the proper results. Arriving home two hours late (he'd been tied up with a crucial peanut-rolling contest), Tim is confronted by a furious Jill, who complains that he is completely incapable of picking up her "signals." A few flippant comments later, Jill delivers a powerful signal that Tim could not possibly miss -- or could he? ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
An argument between Tim (Tim Allen) and Jill (Patricia Richardson) over the proper volume of their stereo comes to an explosive conclusion when too much dial turning blows out the speakers. Venturing out for a replacement, Tim returns with a whole new entertainment center -- then tries to make sense of a discordant book of instructions. And while we're on the subject of unusual sounds, professional saw player Janeen Rae Heller makes "tool music" on Tim's TV show. This was the final episode of Home Improvement's first season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Al (Richard Karn) gets nervous about asking Greta Post (Jennifer Nash) on a date. Tim (Tim Allen) offers advice on "sensitivity," but Al botches the message and rambles incoherently about "hair on the chest." Back at home, Jill (Patricia Richardson) finds her old diary, and Tim is dying of curiosity. Equally curious is the behavior of son Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), who transforms into an entirely different person whenever he is in proximity of his girlfriend, Jennifer (Jessica Wesson). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim's (Tim Allen) poker night is disrupted by the arrival of two new players: Al (Richard Karn), subbing for regular player Murray, and Tim's newly married sister-in-law Robin (Amy Ryan). Actually, Robin is less interested in cards than in complaining about her husband, Charlie (Tom Verica), who also shows up at the Taylor home. Before long, fun and games are discarded in favor of a "battle royal" -- one that has nothing to do with kings, queens, or jacks. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
The Taylor boys gear up to do battle against their classroom tormentors, the McGurn Brothers. All that needs to be settled is the "choice of weapons" -- and what a choice it is. Meanwhile, a male-only barbecue becomes increasingly (and distressingly) coed as Tim's pals are forced to bring their significant others, and Jill (Patricia Richardson) tries to play matchmaker for Dave (Tony Carreiro) and Karen (Betsy Randle). This is one of the few episodes in which Tim (Tim Allen) does not solicit advice from Wilson (Earl Hindman) -- but Jill does. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Jill (Patricia Richardson) is convinced that lifting a huge pile of books may be too much for Tim (Tim Allen). Determined to prove his wife wrong, Tim gathers the books in his arms -- and promptly pulls his groin. Though tortured with pain, Tim isn't about to admit that he is anything less than "one-hundred percent" -- even when called upon to demonstrate a flying apparatus he has built for son Randy (Zachery Ty Bryan), who has been cast as Peter Pan in the school play. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) ogles a girl on his "Tool Time" telecast, incurring the wrath of wife Jill (Patricia Richardson) and the remonstrations of Jill's feminist friend, Karen (Betsy Randle). Assuring the ladies that he'll never again stare at a beautiful woman, Tim finds his will power strained to the breaking point when a gorgeous creature approaches him for an autograph at a restaurant. And back at home, Randy (Zachery Ty Bryan) broods over his flagging football skills. Debbie Dunning, later a Home Improvement regular in the role of Heidi the Tool Girl, is here seen as Kiki. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) is grounded for bringing a dead frog to the school cafeteria. Anxious to avoid tension while preparing to attend the Scottish Highland Games with his partner Al (Richard Karn), Tim (Tim Allen) relents on the punishment and lets Brad go to a truck rally. Things come to a head when Brad is escorted home by a policewoman (Virginia Watson) and a "rite of manhood" is hastily arranged to straighten the boy out for good and all. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Jill (Patricia Richardson) has announced that she is tired of getting birthday presents that she has to plug in, so Tim (Tim Allen) tries to accommodate Jill by presenting her with a lifetime membership to a health club. Alas, before long Jill has exercised so much that she can no longer stand it...and it looks like Tim has struck out again. Meanwhile, Mark (Taran Noah Smith) is forced to pay a "brother tax" when Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) and Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) spend all the money they'd saved for their mom's present on a vintage baseball card. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tim (Tim Allen) challenges rival do-it-yourself host Bob Vila to a trivia game called "Stump the Toolman." In his zeal to one-up the estimable Mr. Vila, Tim not only stoops to cheating, but ends up knocking poor Bob cold. Elsewhere, Jill (Patricia Richardson) insists that Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) apologize for humiliating classroom "geek" Curtis (Aaron Freeman) -- but once she actually meets Curtis, she wonders if she's been too hard on Randy. Noble Willingham makes his first series appearance as Tim's sponsor, Mr. Binford. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Jill (Patricia Richardson) has never liked Tim's (Tim Allen)immature college chum Stu Cutler (Christopher McDonald) and refuses to allow him in the Taylor house. But Jill didn't say that Stu couldn't show up for the weekly "Tool Time" taping, nor did she precisely say that Tim couldn't at least try to bring Stu home. True to form, Stu shows up at Tim and Jill's, roundly insults his hosts, and shows off his college-honed "talents" -- to wit, belching loudly -- to the kids. This episode was originally titled "Hasta La Vista, Neighbor." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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1992  
 
Tired of being an object of ridicule and abuse for Jill's feminist friend Karen (Betsy Randle), Tim (Tim Allen) finally stands up to her. Somehow this culminates in Tim coming home with a piece of table glued to his forehead. Elsewhere, Jill (Patricia Richardson) tries to teach her son Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) to dance when he is invited to the anniversary party of his girlfriend Jennifer 's (Jessica Wesson) parents. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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