Edward D. Wood, Jr. Movies
Edward D. Wood, Jr., is one of the great enigmas of American cinema. A marginal figure -- at best -- in his own time, Wood and his movies have become objects of fascination for legions of cineastes and pop-culture enthusiasts in the decades since his death in 1978. Not only have Wood's life and career been chronicled in books and videos, but they became the basis of a feature film -- made on a budget Wood could only dream of -- in the form of Tim Burton's Ed Wood in 1994. But not even Burton's movie captures the actual depth of appeal -- or strangeness -- of Wood's movies, with their off-kilter, otherworldly characters, compositions, and dialogue. They exist on a level all their own; the only movies that even come close might be underground filmmaker Jack Smith's homages to Hollywood, and they were far less ambitious than Wood's pictures, which sought mainstream respectability.Most of Wood's movies were considered incomprehensible at the time of their original release and had all but disappeared from television by the end of the 1960s. In the summer of 1980, however, some 20 months after his death, the rediscovery of Wood began with the presentation of Plan 9 from Outer Space, which hadn't been seen on television in the NYC market in at least a decade, at New York's Beacon Theater. The capacity audience of nearly 3,000 was certainly the largest group of viewers ever to personally attend a single showing of one of Wood's movies. That screening, based on Plan 9 from Outer Space having been named "The Worst Movie of All Time," took place in conjunction with the posthumous presentation to Wood of the Golden Turkey Award as "The Worst Filmmaker of All Time." The "award" was singularly unfair; although he had always been in the running for the title, there were (and are) poorer filmmakers than Edward D. Wood, Jr., just as there are far worse feature films than Plan 9 from Outer Space (Wood himself even made a couple that were worse), though the screening and its attendant publicity were essential in heralding the wider discovery of his work.
Born in Poughkeepsie, NY, in 1924, Edward Davis Wood, Jr., developed a keen fascination with movies early in life, and as a boy shot his own amateur films. He was employed at a local theater, first as an usher and later an assistant manager, which allowed him to begin collecting movie posters, stills, and other memorabilia. He was especially fascinated by horror films, and this was the heyday of the first wave of classics in that genre for the sound era: Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, and Mark of the Vampire were among the titles that left an impression on him as a boy and would be reflected in his later work. It was also during this time that Wood began manifesting the sexual confusion that preceded the transvestism he displayed as an adult.
He came to Hollywood after serving in the Marine Corps during World War II, but with minimal acting skills melded to some vaguely good looks, Wood had very little to offer except enthusiasm. He mostly worked in shoestring theater productions, with the occasional extra and basic stunt work in low-budget films. By this time, Wood was also a full-fledged transvestite in his private life, with a special fixation on white Angora sweaters. And like most other habitués of the movie capital who didn't have some combination of talent, influential friends, or money of their own to open doors, he became a denizen of the lowest strata of the Hollywood social order, alongside other would-be actors, former stars who had fallen badly, and numerous poseurs. But Wood had goals beyond those of most of his friends and acquaintances: he wanted to write, produce, and direct movies. He got to make a few instructional shorts for Coronet Films and other low-budget productions, all uncredited, but this only whetted his appetite for more ambitious pictures. And he got his chance when the story of the sex-change operation involving Christine Jorgensen broke -- he was able to persuade George Weiss, a producer of cheap exploitation movies, that he was the man to make a quickie film about transsexuals to rush onto the market while the story was fresh.
Wood's resulting first feature, released variously as Glen or Glenda?, Transvestite, and I Changed My Sex, turned out to be an impassioned (albeit sometimes confusing) personal statement about transvestites and the personal consequences that many of them faced over their sexual confusion; about two minutes of the film, at the end, broached the matter of the sex-change operation that had been the supposed raison d'etre for the picture. The movie -- in which Wood starred (under the name Daniel Davis) -- was shot in 10 days for $35,000. Released in 1953, Glen or Glenda? wasn't seen or heard of much beyond the exploitation film circuit. Ironically, the movie was an object of fascination for decades among one group of filmgoers who cared nothing about sexual confusion; horror film buffs pondered and endlessly speculated about the picture, owing to the presence of Bela Lugosi in its cast. Glen or Glenda? was next to impossible to find, and even locating anyone who had seen it (or would admit to having seen it) was difficult; but there it was, a title in Lugosi's filmography beckoning horror movie buffs, represented by nothing more than a rare still in horror magazines.
The relationship between Wood and Lugosi was essential to what little success Wood enjoyed, and provided the actor with some of the last work of his career. The one-time stage and film star had begun falling on hard times in the late '30s, and by the early '50s he had publicly revealed an addiction to morphine, the origins of which dated back to wounds suffered during his military service in the First World War. Apparently, Wood could see in Lugosi enough of his remaining charisma and talent so that it made sense to bring him in to whatever he was working on, whenever he could. In 1953, when no one else was willing to hire him, Wood put Lugosi into Glen or Glenda? Lugosi himself was choosy enough to turn down the lead role in Wood's first "mainstream"-focused feature, the crime-drama Jail Bait (1954) -- the part went, instead, to former silent screen star Herbert Rawlinson, who died the night after shooting was completed. But the Hungarian-born actor did star in Wood's Bride of the Monster (1955) and agreed to star in the movie that became Plan 9 from Outer Space. It was a true symbiotic relationship, for Wood needed Lugosi as much as Lugosi needed him thanks to lingering public memories of Dracula, and the re-release of most of the Universal horror library of the 1930s, the actor was still a bankable name on theater marquees and also a solid marketing and talking point with potential backers, who remembered him from better days. What's more, contrary to accounts that end Lugosi's history of box office successes in the 1930s, the actor had been in successful movies during the Second World War (Return of the Vampire) and after (Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein). Lugosi's presence in Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 from Outer Space ensured that both movies were at least discussed when they opened and were later widely shown on television, which wasn't true of any of Wood's other films. What's more, his three films for Wood, although they weren't remotely in a league with Lugosi's work of the 1930s, were the most interesting movies of his later career.
Wood had a filmmaker's soul and he reportedly idolized Orson Welles. He was hemmed in, however, in terms of what he did with film, by his middle-class background and his existence on the marginal side of life, owing to his transvestism. As a filmmaker, Wood's approach to directing a scene was recalled by the late Steve Reeves -- who co-starred in Wood's 1954 crime drama Jail Bait -- in an interview with Roy Frumkes in Perfect Vision magazine: "[He] let you do things the way you wanted to, and if they weren't quite right he would direct you. The shoot lasted two or three weeks for me, off and on." That "off and on" was typical of a Wood production, for he usually secured his financing during production. He would proceed with shooting when he had the money to pay for it, a day here, two or three days there.
As he got more ambitious in his subject matter and movies, Wood began to reach far beyond his grasp, and while his movies didn't exactly get "better," he did make more interesting and entertaining mistakes. The small flaws and odd touches in Jail Bait turn into truly bizarre shots and scenes in Plan 9 from Outer Space, and continuity, along with forward momentum, dissolves almost entirely in parts of Night of the Ghouls. But among the fascinating elements of both movies are what comes through of Wood's admiration for some of the finer horror movies of the 1930s. Maila Nurmi (aka Vampira, as she was credited), may have had no respect for Wood or his script for Plan 9, and so did her role mute, but Wood did capture her in poses and shots startlingly similar to those of Carroll Borland in Tod Browning's Mark of the Vampire; Valda Hansen as "The White Ghost" in Night of the Ghouls, replaced a recalcitrant Vampira, is even more an effort at capturing Borland's presence from the Browning classic. Indeed, the whole plot of Night of the Ghouls, involving a confident man and false walking dead people, recalls elements of Mark of the Vampire, though without the energizing presence of a Lionel Barrymore, a Lionel Atwill, or a Jean Hersholt. Indeed, part of the fun of watching Wood's movies is seeing how much enthusiasm he displays for the films he knew and loved as a boy. It's akin to watching an 8mm film by one's younger brother or nephew, or a classmate, trying to emulate the movies and the filmmakers they admire, as amateurs. Except, of course, that Wood was 30-something, not 10 or 12, and working with (some) professional actors and a professional crew, all reasons why he did occasionally succeed, if only for a shot or a scene, such as Tor Johnson's Inspector Clay, rising from the grave midway through Plan 9. And he succeeded sufficiently so that his ambitions grew with each new movie, perhaps faster than his ability or his grasp of the essentials of filmmaking.
It's almost as though the further he advanced in his work and career, the odder and bigger the seams were that started to show in his work. And, as a result, in tandem with the occasionally successful scene, such as Johnson's entrance as a walking dead man, his movies became more interesting, if not necessarily "better." And even more startling is the fact that Wood's ineptitude was catching. His work as a screenwriter seemed to inspire other filmmakers to errors, excesses, and flaws of the same sort, if not identical in nature. He didn't direct The Violent Years, for example, but the movie still has many distinctive "Wood-ian" touches -- threadbare sets, odd camera angles, weird blocking -- that the filmmakers Franz Eichhorn and William Morgan couldn't avoid in the course of translating his script to the screen. It's almost as though an osmosis process, involving unintended errors, took place in whatever he put his hand to, even indirectly. The Astounding She-Monster is a case-in-point; Wood was only a consultant and advisor for first-time filmmaker Ronnie Ashcroft, yet somehow the movie, with its mix of mistakes, the vaguely pacifist message of its script, and its emaciated budget, does resemble aspects of Wood's own output, though it does lack some of the energy that Wood brought to his pictures.
Wood may have had a filmmaker's soul, but he lacked a filmmaker's mind. The spirit was willing, but the judgment and, undoubtedly, the talent, were lacking. Other filmmakers -- even Alfred Hitchcock in North by Northwest -- have occasionally had problems with continuity, mismatching shots in the same scene, but with Wood, even such basics as matching day and night shots were seemingly beyond his ability. Yet his movies are not without interest. Writing in Randy Simon and Harold Benjamin's Edward D. Wood Jr. -- A Man and His Films, philosopher M.J. Kelar cited Wood as a perfect example of "anti-genius." In describing the spellbinding nature of Wood's work, and the process of absorbing it as a member of the audience, Kelar's essay "Signals From a Dark Saucer" cites "the viewer's rapt anticipation of the next wrong move. It is the mirror image of what one feels while watching a work by a master, and awaiting the next splendid piece of information. These feelings stand opposite one another in just the way that the feelings of going up in an elevator, and of going down in an elevator, stand opposite one another."
Wood's Jail Bait, his first "mainstream" film, may be the strangest crime drama ever made, in such details as the "revelation" scene in which Don Gregor's corpse tumbles out from behind a curtain, standing erect; the uncovering of Vic Brady's surgically altered face; and Lieutenant Bob Lawrence's (Steve Reeves) brief, bare-chested scene in the detective squad room. The aliens in Plan 9 from Outer Space, for all of their foibles and occasional eccentricities (like the fey, effeminate manner of several of the males), are the most normal-speaking and normal-acting characters in the movie. And nothing and nobody in Night of the Ghouls, Wood's long-lost sequel to Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 from Outer Space, is normal. Restricted in his budgets and shooting schedules, and limited in his writing (especially where dialogue was concerned), but perhaps a little more comfortable with sexually tinged argot that the typical screenwriter, Wood at his best created grotesque but spellbinding visions of humanity, filtered through the prism (or was it a prison?) of his own mind. Alas, the public didn't see it that way. His movies were largely unseen and usually not reviewed, and were most often reviled when they ended up being written about at all.
From Glen or Glenda? in 1953 until The Sinister Urge in 1960, Wood's best efforts went pathetically awry. He managed to survive the death of Lugosi in 1956 by including a couple of minutes of silent footage of the actor, from a film that was never made, in Plan 9 from Outer Space, and Lugosi's "presence" in the movie and name in the credits raised enough interest to get the movie released, but Wood's career was on borrowed time after that. He was so hard up for funds to finish Night of the Ghouls, his first post-Lugosi film, that the movie became the property of the lab that processed it because Wood couldn't pay the bill. Monetary problems had plagued Orson Welles throughout his career, but he could always finance another few weeks' shooting on a production such as Othello or Chimes at Midnight by making an appearance on television, or in someone else's film as an actor for a quick $100,000. Wood had no such options -- the best gig he ever had to pick up some extra cash was by turning in the screenplay to the low-budget jungle adventure movie The Bride and the Beast, one of the strangest movies of that genre, in 1958 -- and possibly making a little money as a consultant to Ronnie Ashcroft on The Astounding She-Monster that same year. Just as his first movie as a director, Glen or Glenda?, was somewhat autobiographical and starred the director, so his last full feature as a director, The Sinister Urge (1960), had an autobiographical element, of a darker nature. Posters from Wood's own productions are seen in the office of the pornographic filmmaker, representing his prior work, and Wood himself was in the process of descending into that netherworld of exploitation filmmaking and writing, even sleazier than the extreme Poverty Row surroundings his work had occupied up to that point. During the 1960s and '70s, he scratched out a living writing pornographic novels; he may have written over 100 paperbacks with titles along the lines of Raped in the Grass and Young, Gay & Black. He also occasionally scripted, acted, and directed ultra low-budget exploitation movies, such as Orgy of the Dead. It was a sad existence for Wood and his wife Kathy (and their dogs), and it ended in late 1978, after the last in a series of evictions, when the director died, apparently of heart failure, at the age of 54.
Starting just five years later, Wood's name became synonymous with jokes about bad filmmaking, but his movies were suddenly also counted among the most watched B-pictures of any era. Tim Burton's tribute film cemented his reputation with mainstream audiences, and in the 21st century his best work can still attract large audiences to theaters. In July and October 2009, 31 years after Wood's death, showings of Plan 9 from Outer Space featuring commentary by the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000 went out to hundreds of theaters in the United States, drawing thousands of filmgoers. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
Aris Iliopulos directed this campy comedy utilizing schlock filmmaker Ed Wood's last unproduced screenplay. Stock footage and old hygiene films are intercut with this near-silent story following a cross-dresser (Billy Zane), who escapes from the Casa de la Loco Sanitarium, manages to acquire some money, and then loses it at a funeral attended by eccentric mourners. He then seeks them out, killing them one by one. Some script instructions appear as titles. Bud Cort makes an uncredited appearance, and Wood aficionados can spot Kathy Wood (the filmmaker's daughter) in a walk-on, while Maila Nurmi re-creates her famed Vampira characterization. Larry Groupe's punk score alternates with standards by Nat "King" Cole and others. Shown at the Toronto Film Festival. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Billy Zane, Sandra Bernhard, (more)

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The strange life and the wonderfully awful films of 1950's Hollywood Z movie director Ed Wood are profiled in this documentary that was conceived of and researched several years before commercial-filmmaker Tim Burton made his feature film tribute. Actually, Wood does not appear much in this film. Rather, it centers on the lives and thoughts of his entourage and those who knew him. Among those interviewed are Wood's former lover and star of his earliest films, Dolores Fuller, whom he abruptly replaced in the middle of Bride of the Monster with actress Loretta King who is also interviewed. Also interviewed are Maila Nurmi (aka Vampira); Bela Lugosi, Jr., who believes Wood destroyed his troubled father's career; Rev. Dr. Lynn Lemon, the Baptist minister who backed Wood's most famous film Plan 9 from Outer Space in hopes that it would generate enough income to allow Lemon's church to produce religious films; Paul Marco, who played Kelton the Cop in several films, and actors Conrad Brooks and Lyle Talbot. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Examine the title, and you know what you're in for. A vengeful ghost, sore at Tinseltown, descends upon various nasty agents and arrogant movie stars. Top-billed Christopher Lee tries his best to maintain his dignity in a brief appearance.. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Christopher Lee, Larry Justin, (more)
Five desperate women break out of a minimum security institution and search for a hidden stash of stolen loot in this adults-only feature written by cult favorite Edward D. Wood Jr. Dee (Margie Lanier) has been framed by her boyfriend, and is innocent of the liquor store holdup and murder that led to her conviction. When she overhears four of her fellow prisoners discussing a jailbreak, they force her to come along to keep her from squealing. They plan to make it to a secret hiding place where Toni (Renee Bond) is keeping nearly half a million in embezzled funds, then split the dough and live on easy street. The girls bribe a guard and head out to the Californian wilderness, where they run into a group of camping hippies. The drop-outs give them wine, shelter, and new clothes, but the escapees rudely insult the health food breakfast they've been served and disparage their "filthy freak" hosts, leading to a fight which the girls easily win. Next, they stop a passing motorist and steal his car, though not before stripping, raping, and beating the unlucky man. When the vehicle runs out of gas, the girls attack a lonely air strip caretaker (screenwriter Wood in a cameo role) and secure fuel from his pumps. The tables are turned on the desperate ladies when they invade a farmhouse and torment a crippled Vietnam vet and his wife, and when the sheriff (also played by Wood) arrives, Dee learns that the charges against her have been cleared. Fugitive Girls has also surfaced (with varying degrees of explicitness) as Five Loose Women, Hot on Their Trail and Women's Penitentiary VIII. ~ Fred Beldin, All Movie Guide
Dr. Bragan (James Craig) is a workaholic rocket scientist with NASA who is coming unglued from the stress. A colleague arranges for him to take a much needed holiday in Japan, and Bragan accepts, hoping to use this free time to pursue his first love, botany. He brings a potted Venus Flytrap with him, with plans to study carnivorous flora and prove his theory that human beings are descended from plants. His Japanese assistant, Noroko, arranges for them to work in seclusion at her father’s abandoned resort hotel, located on a mountain next to an active volcano. They get to work in the greenhouse, toiling night and day to strengthen the Venus Flytrap with the alien Nipponese soil, which causes it to grow to an unusual size. But Bragan is as obsessive and abusive as he was in America, and his constant mood swings cause Noroko to suspect that he is going mad. An experimental graft with a Japanese carnivorous plant succeeds in creating the "Sectovorus," a bizarre, vaguely human creature with vicious flytrap paws, and Bragan knows he is on the right track. Unfortunately, the beast must be fed mice, chickens, puppies and eventually human blood to keep it alive, and the stronger it grows, the more dangerous it becomes. When the Sectovorus learns to uproot itself and venture to a nearby village for victims, Dr. Bragan must decide whether to protect his work of genius, or lure it into the volcano to save mankind. Revenge of Dr. X was scripted by cult filmmaker Edward D. Wood, Jr., and is also known as The Double Garden, The Devil Garden and The Venus Flytrap. ~ Fred Beldin, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Filmed back-to-back with The Cocktail Hostesses (1972), this exploitation film was one of several collaborations between Bulgarian-born director Stephen C. Apostolof (aka A.C. Stephen) and screenwriter Edward D. Wood, Jr. The usual sexual hijinks and silly dialogue are on display, featuring then-popular erotic performers Rene Bond, Rick Lutz, and Terri Johnson. Apostolof regular Marsha Jordan made her last appearance for the director here. ~ Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide
Orgy of the Dead wouldn't be worth anyone's time were it not for its star and screenwriter. The star is the inimitable prognosticator Criswell; the screenwriter is the immortal Ed Wood Jr., adapting his own novel. The King of Wretched Cinema weaves an incredible tale of a writer who decides to spend a night in a cemetery, the better to get into the mood to write a book on necrophiliacs. The writer and his girl friend are overpowered by several zombielike nude ladies (all played by LA strippers). Hero and heroine are tied to posts and subjected to the oratory of Criswell, aka "The Emperor." As if Criswell's ramblings aren't torture enough, the couple is then forced to watch the naked necromancers punish several "sinners" who've been condemned to eternal Darn-ation. The festivities come to an end when the sun rises, reducing Criswell and his followers to dust. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
In this convoluted trifle written by the world's worst movie director, Ed Wood, a family of hillbillies find their lives aboard a foundered riverboat (where they have been living for over 30 years) disrupted by a fugitive carnival worker who wants to hide out from the law. While there, she falls in love with the son, but unfortunately, she is really in love with a man who pretends to be a minister. The son, also loves another--a moonshiner's daughter. Unfortunately, the riverboat people and the 'shiners have been feuding for years. Mayhem ensues, but in the end, all the couples are with their rightful loves and happiness ensues. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
A series of pornography-related murders has Lt. Carson (Kenne Duncan) frustrated, not only because the killer remains at large but also because the smut peddlers are distributing their disgusting products to high school kids at ice cream shops. They raid illicit photography studios, but it's not enough; Gloria Henderson (Jean Fontaine) runs the racket from a comfortable distance, and she's funded by "the syndicate." With a steady stream of naive hopefuls arriving in Hollywood with stars in their eyes, casting is no problem and the desperate, shamed girls aren't quick to blow the whistle. The director of these dirty films, Johnny Ryde (Carl Anthony), warns Gloria that her henchman Dirk Williams (Dino Fantini) is seriously unhinged. He's the one responsible for all the sex crimes, which he commits after long, loving exposure to their pornographic pictures. Eventually Dirk gets sloppy and the cops find his fingerprints on some very sleazy evidence, which leads Gloria's mobster backers to demand his execution. The whole dirty scheme goes awry, though, and the police are finally able to purge the community of the smut gang. ~ Fred Beldin, All Movie Guide
Night of the Ghouls (which was also known as Revenge of the Dead) was Edward D. Wood Jr.'s first attempt at making a horror film without any contribution, either in a true performance or through the presence of archival footage, from Bela Lugosi, who had died three years earlier. The plot, which was as confusing as most of Wood's scripts, seems to make it a sequel to Bride of the Monster and, to a lesser degree, Plan 9 From Outer Space, incorporating events and characters from both, including Paul Marco's portrayal of the ubiquitous Officer Kelton. (Indeed, some Wood scholars have referred to the three movies as a group as "the Kelton trilogy," since he is the only character to turn up essentially the same in all three films.) Duke Moore, who portrayed the detective lieutenant in Plan 9 From Outer Space, is back in this film, and now he seems to be identified as a specialist in bizarre and unusual cases, making him sort of Ed Wood's distant precursor to The X Files' agent Fox Mulder and The Night Stalker's Carl Kolchak. This time there are strange goings-on, including disappearances and ghostly apparitions, at a mysterious house in a remote part of town. It turns out that this is the same house (rebuilt) and the same locale where Bela Lugosi's mad scientist was creating zombies in Bride of the Monster, and that Tor Johnson's Lobo is still there, somewhat the worse for wear. Instead of a mad scientist, however, the man behind the mayhem is a phony mystic named Dr. Acula, played by ex-cowboy actor Kenne Duncan. None of it makes too much sense, as though anyone needs to be told that, knowing that this was an Ed Wood movie, but parts of it are fun in that unique way that Wood's movies can be -- the strange word usages and dialogue patterns, as well as odd characterizations, mismatched shots, and incomprehensible plot elements all weave their eerie spell on the viewer willing to absorb them. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
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- Criswell, Kenne Duncan, (more)
Wedded bliss for a young couple (Lance Fuller and Charlotte Austin) is marred slightly by the bride's discovery of her husband's pet gorilla, for which she begins to develop an unnatural attraction; her husband's understandable jealousy leads him to destroy the ape. Hypnotic past-life regression leads Austin to the conclusion that she was actually a gorilla herself in a previous existence, which explains her obsession... sort of. The pair decide to get away from it all, journeying through some tedious stock footage to the jungles of Africa for a hunting safari, where yet another chest-pounding primate (besides Fuller, that is) has been waiting for just such a golden opportunity to have his way with the young lady. If this has the feel of an Ed Wood sub-classic, that's because it is -- at least by way of the screenplay. This may serve to explain the array of chic angora sweaters sported by Austin and the abundance of incongruous stock footage. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Charlotte Austin, Lance Fuller, (more)
Parental neglect is firmly to blame in this low-budget potboiler scripted by the immortal Edward D. Wood Jr. Paula Parkins (Jean Moorhead) is a spoiled rich girl who turns to kicks when her parents become too engrossed in their careers and charity work. She leads a gang of similar-minded young ladies who rob gas stations and attack teenage couples parked in lovers' lanes (even sexually assaulting a hapless young romeo). Paula's father is the editor of the local newspaper and has inside information on the police's plans to catch the mysterious gang, so they stay one step ahead of the law thanks to dad's unknowing complicity. After a necking party with some gangsters, the girls pull a job for a local female crime boss who wants them to break into the high school and wreck a few classrooms. The reason why is never adequately explained (to the girls or to the viewer), but they take to the task with relish until the police arrive and all hell breaks loose. Tragedy ensues in the form of gunshot fatalities, car crashes, and death by childbirth behind bars. ~ Fred Beldin, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jean Moorhead, Barbara Weeks, (more)
With its incoherent plot, jaw-droppingly odd dialogue, inept acting, threadbare production design, and special effects so shoddy that they border on the surreal, Plan 9 From Outer Space has often been called the worst movie ever made. But it's an oddly endearing disaster; boasting genuine enthusiasm and undeniable charm, it is the work of people who loved movies and loved making them, even if they displayed little visible talent. In Plan 9, alien invaders attempt to conquer the world by raising the dead, starting with an old man dressed in a Dracula costume (Bela Lugosi, in a few minutes of left-over footage grafted into this film), his much-younger and well-proportioned wife (Maila "Vampira" Nurmi), and a remarkably overweight police officer (Tor Johnson). Often funny and consistently entertaining (if almost always for the wrong reasons), Plan 9 From Outer Space is an anti-masterpiece if there ever was one, and as Criswell so brilliantly puts it, "Can you PROVE it didn't happen?!?" Its legendary director Edward D. Wood Jr. was played by Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's 1994 biopic, Ed Wood. One of the DVD releases of Plan 9 From Outer Space includes the documentary Flying Saucers Over Hollywood: The Plan 9 Companion, an exhaustive and entertaining look at the making of the film that runs a half-hour longer than the feature to which it pays tribute! ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bela Lugosi, Mona McKinnon, (more)
To most outside observers, Bride of the Monster probably seems like a ridiculously inept horror film, and in many ways it is just that. To connoisseurs of the work of director Edward D. Wood Jr., however, it is the biggest budgeted film in his entire output, made with the resources of a normal B-movie (as opposed to his usual totally emaciated finances) and the most easily accessible of his three horror films. Bela Lugosi, in his final complete performance, portrays Dr. Eric Vornoff, a renegade Eastern European scientist with a plan to create a race of atomic supermen, giants charged with radioactivity. The problem is that the hapless hunters and other passersby at Lake Marsh, where he has set up shop with his hulking, mute assistant Lobo (Tor Johnson), whom the pair waylay, keep dying when he straps them in and switches on his atomic ray machine (which is a not-at-all disguised photographic enlarger). A dozen victims later, reporter Janet Lawson (Loretta King) goes out to investigate the disappearances -- attributed to a monster -- and falls into Vornoff's hands, with her police detective fiance Dick Craig (Tony McCoy) hot on her trail, and a devious spy (George Becwar) from Vornoff's former nation also nosing his way around the swamp and the old house. Vornoff dresses Lawson in a wedding gown and plans to irradiate her but Lobo refuses to allow it, straps Vornoff into the machine, and turns him into a radioactive giant (and into stuntman Eddie Parker, totally unconvincing in his doubling for Lugosi). ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bela Lugosi, Tor Johnson, (more)
Jail Bait was the place where Edward D. Wood Jr.'s career as a director entered the mainstream. Having exposed the world of transvestism in Glen or Glenda, he now turned to less ambitious fare in an effort at commercial success. Loosely patterned after the television series Dragnet, Jail Bait tells the story of Don Gregor (Clancey Malone), the spoiled, arrogant son of a successful plastic surgeon (Herbert Rawlinson), who is out for some kicks and excitement and hooks up with Vic Brady (Timothy Farrell), a career criminal. Opening with Don's arrest for illegal possession of a pistol, the film tracks his interaction with a pair of detectives (Lyle Talbot, Steve Reeves); his deceiving of his sister (Dolores Fuller) and his father; the robbery that goes wrong and leads him to murder an ex-cop; and his attempt to go straight, which gets him killed. That action, and Brady's attempt to force Dr. Gregor to alter his face, leads to a bizarre revenge that makes up the final 15 minutes of the movie. Little of this plot is unfolded skillfully -- Wood was already out of his depth in directing actors -- but having access to Howco's finances (meager as they were) and facilities gives Jail Bait a slightly smoother, less emaciated look than most of Wood's later movies. Coupled with the fact that he was trying to do a straight crime film, and the resulting restraint he showed in the writing, Jail Bait can just about "pass" as a normal, albeit very low-budget film, although, as with all of Wood's movies, there is still an unintended laugh every minute or so. And just to show how close to the edge Wood was working even at the outset of his career, in terms of using marginal talent, neophyte performers, and one-time successful actors, Bela Lugosi was not the first leading actor in a Wood movie to die during production -- that distinction went to Herbert Rawlinson, who played Dr. Gregor here. The former silent-era leading man reportedly died the night after he finished shooting his role in Jail Bait. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Dolores Fuller, Lyle Talbot, (more)
In his heart-felt cinematic debut, Edward D. Wood, Jr. himself stars under the pseudonym Daniel Davis as a young man with a dilemma: should he tell his lovely young fiancee (played by real-life girlfriend Dolores Fuller) about his burning desire to cross-dress? She has begun to notice articles of clothing missing from her closet; the suspense builds...what should he do? Bela Lugosi plays the omniscient narrator; note his conviction as he "pulls the strings." Amidst this unintentionally hilarious mish-mash of melodrama, social commentary and inexplicable stock footage, there is something for every taste: countless cross dressers, hallucinatory dream sequences, sex-change surgeries, spirited cat fights, borderline-pornographic simulated sex scenes, poetic monologues, a haunted house, and a stampede of wild buffalo. Released under various titles across the country -- I Lived Two Lives, I Changed My Sex -- this fiasco bombed across the board but managed to gain Wood enough notoriety in the "B"-movie world to launch a career that is today the stuff of legend. Hailed by most critics as the worst film of all time, Wood nearly matched his first effort with such atrocities as Bride of the Monster, Night of the Ghouls, the infamous Plan 9 from Outer Space, and, perhaps the world's first topless horror film, Orgy of the Dead. Although few may count Wood among the best American cinema has to offer, Glen or Glenda certainly places him among its most memorable. ~ Jeremy Beday, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Bela Lugosi, Daniel Davis [Edward D. Wood, Jr.], (more)
This is the recently discovered, restored and re-edited first film of Hollywood's all-time worst filmmaker. It is the companion piece to the documentary The Haunted World of Edward D. Wood Jr. Unlike his other sci-fi oriented films, this short is a western that is so bad that some may find it funny. Shot in two days, with one take per scene, it is the story of an amoral cowpoke who steals the pretty gal of the good-guy. The bad-guy marries this girl and then turns her into little more than a slave. Later, her former boyfriend saves her by killing her husband in a gun-fight. To justify the shooting, he proves that the late husband was a murderer and a robber. Scenes to look for include the gun fight in which the cowboy's horses keep wandering in front of their blazing guns. As the original soundtrack was never recovered, the film is narrated via voice over by Dolores Fuller, an actress and former lover of the quirky Wood. Fuller also supervised the original musical score for the film by Elvis songwriter Ben Weisman. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
Definitely not to be confused with the 1949 Paramount release starring William Holden or the Larry McMurtry 1995 television mini-series, this 20 minute unfinished "western" marked the first helpless Hollywood effort of legendary bad filmmaker Edward J. Wood, Jr. Together with a friend, 18-year-old John Crawford Thomas, the 23-year-old Wood produced his little epic in 16 mm on a one-day shooting schedule at the Iverson Ranch in Chatsworth, California, apparently blowing Thomas' inheritance in the process. A few other scenes were filmed several weeks later in Griffith Park, but then Wood ran out of funds or acquaintances with ready cash (a recurring problem for the young auteur). The footage was shelved and basically forgotten until its reemergence in the 1998 documentary The Haunted World of Edward D. Wood, Jr. Based on the Western ballad, Streets of Laredo (or Crossroads of Laredo, as it is also known) starred Duke Moore, an amateur actor who would later be immortalized portraying the hapless Lieutenant Harper in Wood's masterpiece, the unforgettable Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956). Wood himself appears as a villain, proving beyond any doubt that he never before rode a horse, and there is a girl (Ruth McCabe), a parson, and a bartender. The footage flies by in a speed comparable to the old Keystone comedies and is eminently worthy of the notorious Wood. Both the Iverson Ranch and the nearby Spahn spread had become used to pedestrian filmmaking by 1948, having played host to such pedestrian outfits as PRC and Monogram for years. ~ Hans J. Wollstein, All Movie Guide





















