Keith Waterhouse Movies
- 1981
The principal characters in this British sitcom were Fiddler (Robin Nedwell), Bishop (Garfield Morgan), and Checkie (Larry Martyn), a trio of unambitious but hopeful young blokes. Sharing a room over Ma's Café -- owned, naturally, by a lady named Ma (Toni Palmer) -- the heroes eked out a living by betting on horses. When their nags ran last, Fiddler, Bishop, and Checkie weren't above a bit of larceny or chicanery to keep food on the table. Lasting seven episodes, West End Tales aired from February 16 to April 6, 1981. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robin Nedwell, Larry Martyn, (more)
- 1980
This British Christmas special starring the old time radio and movie character Worzel Gummidge finds the lovable, smart-mouthed cad bringing his trademark sense of fun and craziness to a swanky Christmas ball. ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Jon Pertwee, Geoffrey Bayldon, (more)
- 1978
The Upchat Connection was a continuation of the seven-episode British sitcom The Upchat Line. In truth, however, the previous series' hero -- bibulous, womanizing author Mike Upchat -- was nowhere to be found. It seemed that Mike had relocated to Australia, but not before auctioning off his locker key and little black book to another fellow. Thus did Robin Nedwell replace the earlier series' John Alderton as Mike Upchat -- only he really wasn't Mike Upchat, just a guy who wanted to be Mike Upchat. Understand? (Whew!) At any rate, The Upchat Connection was telecast by Thames Television from October 24 to December 5, 1978. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- 1977
Diana Rigg was virtually the whole show on this flexible British anthology series. In each of the six half-hour episodes of Three Piece Suite, Rigg portrayed three different women in three separate sketches. The story material, written by some of British TV's top wordsmiths, ran the gamut from sentimental drama to gut-busting comedy. Telecast by BBC2, Three Piece Suite was seen from March 8 to April 12, 1977. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Diana Rigg
- 1977
Debuting over Britain's Thames Television on September 26, 1977, The Upchat Line was a sitcom about sloth. John Alderton starred as obscure author Mike Upchat, who spent more of his time womanizing and drinking than working. Whenever the royalty payments (pitiful though they were) dried up, Mike hit upon his pals for beer-and-bosom money. This premise was good for seven episodes, the last of which aired on November 7, 1977. Evidently The Upchat Line had its fans, else why would Thames have revived the property with a different star one year later? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- 1973
Charles Gray of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame played a dual role on the British sitcom The Upper Crusts -- albeit very, very briefly. In the first episode, the aristocratic Lord Seacroft (Gray) lost his estate and his fortune in a card game, topping off his run of bad luck by being killed in a hunting accident. As a result, Lord Seacroft Jr. (also Gray), his wife Lady Seacroft (Margaret Leighton), and their spoiled-rotten children Gareth (Martin Neil) and Davina (Lalla Ward) were forced to give up their expensive digs and move into a high-rise public housing project. The humor arose from the family's efforts to keep up appearances in their sordid new surroundings. The six episodes of The Upper Crusts were broadcast by London Weekend Television from February 25 to April 1, 1973. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- 1969
- R
Three sailors on shore leave engage in a series of comedic sexual pursuits in Lock Up Your Daughters!. Jim Dale, Ian Bannen, and Tom Bell hit dry land with one thing on their minds -- something that lands everyone in jail in this comedic romp. Susannah York, Glynis Johns, and Elaine Taylor become the objects of the lovesick sailors' alleged affections. The farcical proceedings are witnessed by Lord Foppington (Christopher Plummer), the aristocratic dandy who shudders in horror over the trouble the three salts cause in their efforts to spice up their love lives. This film version is taken from the musical of the same name, sans the music. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Christopher Plummer, Susannah York, (more)
- 1968
Polly (Hayley Mills) is a shy young girl on a world tour with her impossible aunt (Brenda de Banzie). In Singapore, the ladies are entertained by their Eurasian guide (Shashi Kapoor). Polly begins an affair with the seductive guide, and upon the death of her aunt she finally comes out of her shell to blossom into full womanhood. Noel Coward had received some of the worst reviews in his life when he published the uncharacteristically bitter Pretty Polly and Other Stories; the film version of Pretty Polly substitutes sentiment for cynicism, but isn't much of an improvement over the Coward original. The film is better known under its American title A Matter of Innocence. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Hayley Mills, Trevor Howard, (more)
Based on Howard Fast's novel The Winston Affair, this WW II-era crime drama is set in India and chronicles the attempts of an American military attorney to defend a lieutenant who shot a British officer in cold blood. Many witnesses were present and the question the lawyer must answer is whether the defendant is sane enough to stand trial. His investigation leads him to believe that his client is not. Unfortunately, his general is anxious to resolve the case to quell mounting tensions between British and American troops. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Robert Mitchum, France Nuyen, (more)
- 1963
Joe Beckett (Alfred Lynch) forgoes working for a living in this seedy district of London. He hangs out in jazz clubs and chases women, which makes him lose what little money he has remaining. Ex-Army veteran Richard Dyce (Eric Portman) shows up at the club, and the two directionless louts begin to talk. Richard wants his Aunt killed for her money, and Joe agrees to do the deed. He travels to the Aunt's house on the South Coast, but Joe loses his nerve. He accidently pushes the woman to her death, leaving a miniature chess kit behind as evidence he was at the scene of the crime. Richard denies everything, and a stool pigeon sings like a bird to the cops, putting Joe in a gilded cage of his very own. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alfred Lynch, Kathleen Breck, (more)
Billy Fisher (Tom Courtenay) is known to his blue-collar British mates as Billy Liar because of his vivid imagination. This film version of the Keith Waterhouse-Willis Hall stage play "visualizes" some of Billy's more outrageous fabrications. He periodically escapes the drudgery of his job at a funeral parlor by conjuring up impossible adventures, usually involving the conquest of women. In one of her first film roles, Julie Christie plays one of two "real" girls who wish that Billy would come down to earth and pop the question. Following this film adaptation, Billy Liar was transformed into a stage musical, and later resurfaced as a British TV series. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie, (more)
- 1962
In this suspenseful WW II thriller, the hard-bitten commander of a British battleship stationed in Alexandria Harbor early in the war must force two captured Italian frogmen to tell him whether or not they planted time-bombs upon the ship's hull. The captives are uncooperative and the captain has them wait with the crew for the ship to explode. The minutes tick by and the increasingly nervous British sailors begin questioning their leader's judgment. Eventually, one of the hostages cracks and tells them that there is one mine, but he refuses to divulge its location or the time of detonation. The captain evacuates the ship and leaves the prisoners behind. He remains aboard and surreptitiously eavesdrops upon them. When he learns the mine's location, he attempts to have the bomb removed. Unfortunately he is too late and the ship is badly damaged. Desiring to fool the Italian reconnaissance planes he knows will come, the captain puts most of his crew on deck to make the Italian fliers think their mission failed. Meanwhile other crewmen frantically try to repair the ruined hull below deck. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- John Mills, Ettore Manni, (more)
- 1962
Bryan Forbes' first directorial effort is set in a rugged Lancashire farm community. Three impressionable children, played by Hayley Mills, Diane Holgate, and Alan Barnes, come across a bearded vagrant named Arthur Blakey (Alan Bates) sleeping in their barn. Upon awakening, the ill-tempered bum takes a look at the white-eyed kids and mutters the imprecation "Jesus Christ!" In their innocence, the children assume that Arthur is Jesus Christ, and they spread the word to their friends. In truth, he is an escaped killer. But when the authorities come around looking for him, the kids, remembering Christ's persecution, do their best to protect their far-from-deserving new friend. Though the material, based on a novel by Mary Hayley Bell (Hayley Mills's mother) could have been mawkish and obvious in other hands, Forbes handles the situation and the characters realistically; even the blatant New Testament symbolism is logically incorporated into the proceedings. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Hayley Mills, Alan Bates, (more)
- 1962
This well-wrought romance takes place in Lancashire, England in an industrial area where Vic (Alan Bates) and Ingrid (June Ritchie) work in the same factory. He is a draftsman who wants only a physical relationship with the woman of his choice (Ingrid), and she is a typist who wants true love with the man she is interested in (Vic). In carefully handled scenes throughout, Vic and Ingrid get together but with consequences neither could have foreseen. Ingrid becomes pregnant, and that one indisputable fact tests the mettle of their relationship more than anything else they could have imagined. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
- Starring:
- Alan Bates, June Ritchie, (more)
