Jefferson (Ted McGinley) buys a Barbie doll for his wife Marcy (Amanda Bearse), only to find out that the doll is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. When his efforts fail to persuade Marcy to exchange the doll for a less valuable duplicate, Jefferson schemes to steal Barbie while Marcy sleeps--and to do this, he begs Al (Ed O'Neill) to "sub" for him in bed! Though Al is repelled by the notion of being in such close contact with the woman whom he hates more than any other woman on earth, he can't resist the reward dangled before him: A first-edition copy of the popular girlie mag "Big 'Uns". ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi